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KingAdegoke:
hello fine girl. can I be your boyfriend or you have already?

ronald4lif:
Serves him right. Them for break hin blokos join. Yeye.

Dab2mydick:
sincerely mine is not there... these dicks no chop Belle full nah... Leprosy infested dicks wielded by white men

dauntless15:
read ya comments again you said if i get 5 correctly, pls be honest

Dab2mydick:
these are white dicks baby... My type isn't there

harrysjones:
DAMSEL WHICH ONE WILL U CHOOSE AND MIZZBOUQUI

UndisputedBosom:
Mine is not here

mizzbouqui:
Some of those d*cks are scary mehn

Strahovski2:
Number 1

dauntless15:
mind following or changing your siggy for princeakins, its a way of keeping ya promise

dauntless15:
swayed right theres more where that came from so you're officially on my team ryt team princeakins

dauntless15:
damseyl as the manager of princeakins i present his answers on his behalf

PRINCEAKINS FOR MR NAIRALAND, HERE ARE HIS ANSWERS,

-If humans evolved from apes or chimps, why are the chimps and apes still here?

*The theory of evolution is an insult to Gods wonderful works am not an atheist and believe God is real so evolution is a fallacy

-When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

*Junior as well, mumy junior, daddy junior

-Why does the last piece of ice always 
stick to the bottom of the cup?

*Because liquids freeze from the bottom but melts from the top

- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

*Ya, its a term for hearing of a case and his disability has a different meaning

-Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? 

*Because panties has "ies" in front of it

-What's the difference between a novel and a book?

*Book is a general term for every written work while novel is an extended work in prose

-Why is Abbreviation such a long word??

* Because it contains many alphabets

-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Its made of a material not affected by glue, and its airtight hence it cant dry up

-How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

*0

-What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

*If you don sleep there, its not a bedroom

-Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

*Old people is a phrase that makes sense, same cant be said of new people in that context

-What shape is the sky?

*Crescent because the world is spherical

-What is the diameter of a square?

* Square of both sides, both sides raised to power of 2

-What's the opposite of opposite?

* Diametric, opposite, alternate.

-What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

*a man is an adult in all ramification but a guy is an informal term for youth and sometimes a man too, but they both have the " wise"in common

-What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

* The more powerful subdues the other, but if they are both powerful its a long struggle, and might just die down with no victor

-If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

*Yes, because every life is worth saving.

-Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

*Its the norm, and we are born into it so you have to follow the norm

-Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?

*Its a behavior peculiar to mammals in the cat family, lions, tigers etc, so i will say it runs in thier ancestry

-Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? 

*Because it sounds like nuh as in number.

SANDOSKI:
Damseyl....... Dis questions hard oook

TrapQueen77:
where did you took these questions? The contest now is like taking a JAMB exam...

Chicent:
Nice question.
@ damseyl answer ooo

photoshoot:
Lmao


Op, you try well well.

STFUareyouG0d:

furthest:
that was not cool

BiafraBushBoy:
Would need your support for the contest....

Leave yoruba and my former bashing

How you doing?