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Romance › 10 Bad Habits Guys Find Hard To Leave by damseyl(op): 11:54am On Jul 06, 2016

Ok, some guys are so used to this habits that they find it hard to refrain.. Very bad! undecided

Oh did I say 10? I will mention just 5 grin

and then you add the other 5...

1. Wheeling their necks back to stare at the assss of any lady that walks by. And then the asss gets nervous and start to shake cheesy

They r so into this habit en, that they won't even feel comfortable not looking back when a girl walks. Smh, se aye idi le wa ni huh

2. Keeping condom inside their wallets and going around with it. ...kilode? Don't u think of other things?

You go see 3 tinz for guys wallet even if money no dey, their expired atm card, secondary skul passport and condom. Smh

3. Downloading porns and saving nude pictures . Common! Get a gf to act porn with u and stop masturbating undecided

4. Smoking weed
That dark lips and brown teeth iz irritating sad

I don't know why u would chose harmful smoke over fresh air. Protect ur health and live life. You will inhale enough smoke whenever you get to hell. Chillex

5.Sagging.

Oya over to you grin

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*runs out of thread*

Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Find Yourself In This Situation? by damseyl(f): 11:07am On Jul 06, 2016

Radarada
Why would ma mum visit without informing me? Not posibu

All this imaginations sef

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 10:15am On Jul 06, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Sister Na true talk ooo .... U get sense well well.... Make I go tell my church members make dem dey pray for me because I no trust dis early morning breakfast wey Naughtynaughty bring so... Dey food dey enter eye ooo

heheheh omo ijo mimo

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 9:45am On Jul 06, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Smellymouth Na my husband....

See food

Omoh I miss dis food make my phone scatter....... I dey come now now

.... Sexytemi, refiner, makydebbie, hateu2, damseyl, Rukkydelta

*dancing *Azonto*

food don show ooo

make me sef join devour am... I hope say beauty charm no dey d foood sha huh

..i dey sense something

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 9:39am On Jul 06, 2016

naughtynaughty:
osheeyyyyy

The girl he is drimin of abi?
Kontunu

na so

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 9:33am On Jul 06, 2016

SANDOSKI:

If I slap you ennnnh.... Between dey two us Na who suppose to comot from dis thread...

Sharrrap ... After you don contest for MISS WORLD.. No make me expose ur nyash here.. U wey fine pass Oyibo winch....

Oya dey go house

hehehe

you r good at saying the opposite.

...Hey pals, se.un just viewed this thread wit his alternate account cheesy

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 9:19am On Jul 06, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Bestie dey bae fear me..... She as sabi Oga seun .... Nawo...
I no even sabi any mod self. Even lalasticala dp self I neva check am.....shooo

Damseyl you go win dis award ....

eg

heheheh. U tink say na small tin to be winch?

Btw, miss sandoki watayu doing on this thread ...)Ur beauty is massive! Jeeeez grin

Romance › Re: If You Meet These Creepy Guys, Run And Never Date Them! by damseyl(f): 9:10am On Jul 06, 2016

prettythicksme:
my guy is mr

Mr big

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 9:05am On Jul 06, 2016

DDeliverer:
where seun

oga seun comma crown our queeen damseyl oh...

CC

oga SEUN.

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 9:01am On Jul 06, 2016

naughtynaughty:
eh

Osuba re reee oooo #shakingMyNyash
Osuba re reeee ooo.. Damsey Tao ri.. Tan ri ishey owore osuba re re o

U knw seun very well ooo.. U must be his gf or wife
R u?

heheheheh

I like that remix o.

I' no be his wife .... I'm That girl he z bn dreaming of

Romance › Re: 10 Different Types Of Boyfriends We Have In Nigeria. by damseyl(f): 8:57am On Jul 06, 2016

mizzbouqui:
Lolsss noppe

just been sarcastic

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Romance › Re: How True Is This In A Relationship? by damseyl(f): 8:52am On Jul 06, 2016

martdap12:
I stumbled on this piece on Instagram,so I was wondering how true it is?

op stumbled on this pix from Instagram huh

Op should stop sumbling and take time to know the difference between twittr and Insta undecided

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 8:44am On Jul 06, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Hateu2
Naughtynaughty
damseyl
Rukkydelta
Makydebbie
Sexytemi

...... How Una take know seun's age ..... No kill me with laugh...
Makydebbie if seun dey 36 make I no chop food today...

Hateu2 if seun dey72 him for don retire

damseyl

Sexytemi 34 ke......

se.un built this empire when he celebrated his golden jubilee

Abeg mk una dey call his name small small o...mk boss ear no mk noise

Romance › Re: Adaksbullet His Quint Mr Nl (braking Knews) by damseyl(f): 8:38am On Jul 06, 2016

Don't waste ur bullets here, go to sambisa and spit it all there clown

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Romance › Re: 10 Different Types Of Boyfriends We Have In Nigeria. by damseyl(f): 8:32am On Jul 06, 2016

More like. 10 types of boy friend OP has been with

1 Like

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 8:01am On Jul 06, 2016

DDeliverer:
Shalom, Nasmate, dalu and all what not, to the ugly ladies of this beautiful forum....

The election result is inconclusive....none of una get monopoly to ugliness..

I no come know who to crown...ddeliverer has never seen so much ugly girls in one place..

so I'm gonna give y'all one final question...who ever gets it automatically becomes queeeeeen..you like that right?

How old is Seun?
fastest fingers....
cc

hateu2
2. sandoski
3.ladyf
4.sexytemi
5.onstelly
6 refiner
7.damseyl
8. Rukkydelta
9. ochemmieyahoo
10 Makydebbie
11. ivyy.
12. ErnieSmallzz

lmao
Seun is 60 cheesy

Romance › Re: No Lady Should Vote Vizkiz(finest Nairalander) by damseyl(f): 7:58am On Jul 06, 2016

I don't like the guy undecided

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Romance › Re: A word For This Teacher abeg. by damseyl(f): 7:53am On Jul 06, 2016

One wor? Ode! undecided

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 7:38am On Jul 06, 2016

DDeliverer:
6. If you were an animal what would you be and why??

7. if you could be a part of Egusi soup, what part of the soup would you be and why?

8. Which word in the dictionary is spelt incorrectly??

9. In three sentences why do you deserve the crown?

Answers must be in pidgin...

cc
hateu2
2. sandoski
3.ladyf
4.sexytemi
5.onstelly
6 refiner
7.damseyl
8. Rukkydelta
9. ochemmieyahoo
10 Makydebbie
11. ivyy.
12. ErnieSmallzz

Apologies op, a pidgin teacher wasn't employed in my secondary school.
1. Butterfly cheesy

2. I'd be the oil
3. Dictionary, I think the correct spelling shold be 'di.cktionary cheesy

4. Lol I don't even know how I got nominated. Buh if a '50k' is involved, omo I deserve that crown o. Cause I ugly pass that troll in 'merlin' wey dey kiss gaius cheesy

Romance › Re: If You Meet These Creepy Guys, Run And Never Date Them! by damseyl(f): 9:28pm On Jul 05, 2016

Mr Bleep nko

Romance › Re: Pls Advice Me On What To Do by damseyl(f): 9:19pm On Jul 05, 2016

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Blackmailed? by damseyl(f): 9:14pm On Jul 05, 2016

Romance › Re: A Little Word Of Advice For Mr Nairaland Contesters by damseyl(f): 9:08pm On Jul 05, 2016

Romance › Re: Miss Ugly, Nairaland Edition. ELIMINATION ROUND1 by damseyl(f): 8:53pm On Jul 05, 2016

DDeliverer:
Here comes the introductory questions...

Answers MUST be in pidgin English..

1. kindly tell us your hobbies..

2. kindly tell us your bad habits..

3. If you were in a ship wreck with Seun, lalasticlala, ddeliverer and naijaboiy and you could only save one, who would it be and why?

4. How would you describe a rainbow to a blind man..

5. Which contestant do you NOT want to win MISS UGLY and why?

cc hateu2
2. sandoski
3.ladyf
4.sexytemi
5.onstelly
6 refiner
7.damseyl
8. Rukkydelta
9. ochemmieyahoo
10 Makydebbie
11. ivyy.
12. ErnieSmallzz

Lol

1. Reading, cooking, dancing. I sing too

2. None. As long as I'm cool with whatever I do, I won't consider it bad

..e.g drinking cheesy

3. I will wait a little to watch ddeliverer drown ...then save seun, so that I could replace lala. Naijaboiy can swim well, I'm pretty sure he z gonna be fine.

4 I'd just pluck out the non functioning eyes and change d colour from black nd white to rainbow cheesy

Romance › Re: 5 Categories Of Guys You Should Not Vote For As Mr. Nairaland by damseyl(op): 11:42am On Jul 05, 2016

vicstar:
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmE9UK_5kCbOW3qFcYpEU65o2nD8fycWDOieNs1PfLwW4_J5TL2PLtstM[/img]

Romance › Re: 5 Categories Of Guys You Should Not Vote For As Mr. Nairaland by damseyl(op): 11:42am On Jul 05, 2016

vicstar:
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmE9UK_5kCbOW3qFcYpEU65o2nD8fycWDOieNs1PfLwW4_J5TL2PLtstM[/img]

Romance › Re: When Exactly Is The Mr Nairaland Contest Starting??? by damseyl(f): 11:19am On Jul 05, 2016

Froshlove:
who do u think/know it is

My candidate

Romance › Re: Lol: Fact About Girls by damseyl(f): 11:18am On Jul 05, 2016

Kolade354:
Stop it
You're wicked

lol

Romance › Re: Lol: Fact About Girls by damseyl(f): 11:18am On Jul 05, 2016

Kolade354:
Stop it
You're wicked

Romance › Re: Lol: Fact About Girls by damseyl(f): 10:31am On Jul 05, 2016

Yur head be like axe

Romance › Re: Attention Seekers.... Buhahaha (pics) by damseyl(f): 10:29am On Jul 05, 2016

Stale jor

Romance › Re: When Exactly Is The Mr Nairaland Contest Starting??? by damseyl(f): 10:25am On Jul 05, 2016

I know the winner already

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