₦airaland Forum

As a Nigerian twenty-something, I must confess that being an adult is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.I’m sure you feel the same too. No one knows our struggle. So let’s tell them:

1.When you decide to move out of your parent's house and you realize how expensive rent is.Please don’t let me go. One more year, please.

2.When you cannot find an affordable place to rent that's not a shithole.God, what is this place?!

3.When you try to convince potential employers that you’re qualified for a job.Because your degree isn’t even enough.

4.When you get the job and realize that school did NOT prepare you for this.What is this?

5.When your boss actually expectsyou to work from 9 to 5.No, it’s not a joke.

6.When you could no longer fake asick day for being tired, like you used to in school.So you start waiting for the public holidays…

7.When you realize that PHCN, internet and water bills are not part of the rent.Wait, what? WHAT?!

8.Then this is you everytime you have to pay the bills.Is it me that spent all this? How much light and water did I use?

9.When you can no longer rely on someone else to cook for you - or do the dishes.Growing up is a scam. I wasn’t ready.

10.When you've spent all of your salary but it's just the first week of the month.*cries in poverty*

11.When you check your bank balance after one week of avoiding it.Oh god!

12.When you realize how many random things you have to pay for as an adult.Wazzaldis?

13.When you realised you need to be saving a portion of your money for the 'future'.Is the future not far?

14.When your life achievements aren’t exactly how you pictured them back in school.By now, I should’ve been worth 5 million dollars.

15.When people assume you can have grown up conversations just because you're an adult now.‘Scuse me, I have an inner child.

16.When someone tells you that they envy the life you've built. Please why are you mocking me?

17.When you cannot go out with friends because you have to spend the weekends cleaning the house and doing laundry.If not you have to buy new clothes…and no money.

18.When your life practically explodes and you have to call your parents for help.Mummy, please pick up.


20.When people around you start getting married and having babies at a creepily fast rate.Will everybody just calm down?!

21.When people start asking, “When are you going to settle down?”I literally just grew up.

22.When you finally realize that being an adult is overrated.It’s all a huge scam.

DON’T DO IT!See. I want a break from adulting. Just 6 months. Is that too much to ask?


http://zikoko.com/list/22-things-that-perfectly-describe-being-a-young-adult-in-nigeria/

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20pounds:
The dude looks like Tiwa Savage's Husband.


Yoru..ba boys loike this kind marriage die. They will be opening their mouth wide "haaa...iyawo mi 'ono-ray-bull', haaaa..fun mi ni beer ati shaki"

They will never do anything in their lives except to sleep with all sorts of 'omo pupa'(mostly bleached) and answer 'oko ono-ray-bull'.

Didirin

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Asa remains one of Nigeria's greatest

they look like lesb***.

Na joke I dey joke.

menix:
What u get when u put a round peg in a square hole..
The Comptroller General have just given these guyz the opportunity to steal their retirement benefit nd cover their tracks.
Minister of Finance ke, them go work for another 1 month, the ministers are on a retreat which after that they will go for a Crusade before portfolios will be handed out..

On point

Maybe pension no dey steady.

For every ponmo lover , it's time for us to be on the look-out.

I don't want to entertain the idea that ponmo would be banned.

PONMO TOO SWEET PASS SWEET.

DanielPop:
How is that your pot of beans?

e still remain. shey you wan chop

I think Nigeria situation has now gotten to the point where we can say ANYWHERE YOU SEE TRAILER RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

it is irresponsible and insensitive of anyone and more so someone who can be described as a pundit to heap the blame of a teams woe on one single player. Let alone someone who has served the team faithfully for years.

No good manager or pundit would like to pinpoint a particular player out that way.
perhaps there's more to this remarks than meet the eyes.

Beautiful

sparkleRed:
Since d 5k na free money and I like food , I will go tho ostrich bakery and safara foods @ minna and chop, a plate of rice with chicken @ Ostrich na 700#+ a plastic coke #120, den safara I no knw ow much, den eh eh I remember I will go to cherry house and lick icecream, oloje ni me na

so afterwards you go to the restroom case closed

Horrific

It is the season of staging a walk out

That's Good

Amaechi: see as dem dey para like say na only me steal money. mtcheew. yeye.

Men, if you suck this kind breast every morning, hunger no go worry you again

that's the olori agba

So after collecting 5k. what will you spend it on

Something seems to be amusing kcee

The Jagaban of borgu.
The husband of Remi Tinubu
The slayer of PDP.

Baba our Pride.

change Team.

Sometimes I wonder the yardstick for these rankings

Beautiful

Good for her

justice must prevail

Abroad get different meaning. even if you go Mali or Niger na still abroad.

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