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elwiz:
Journey of Nine (9) years
I met this Lady when she came to register for Jamb at my friend's cafe. Now after these wonderful years, she's forever mine

biko i need serious relationship oo, that one way people they meet their partner for social media

kenzysmith:
Met this beautiful girl at shoprite, I approached her and we exchanged numbers. After a week, I began asking her out she told me she had a serious boyfriend and she doesn't double date or run paro. I said no problem and I never disturb her.

3 days ago she called me that she needed to do one month sub that her sub has finish. I told her to tell her boyfriend na! She said she was too shy to ask him for cards. It look some how that it don't want to look like she was bothering him. I said OK no problem that I can't access my account at the moment that am at offshore in the middle of a sea that she should send me #200 naira mtn so I can call my bro to sub for her, she send me the card and I text her thank you very much for the card that she is a nice person.

After like 6hrs she called to tell me my bro has not send her the card. I told her I DONT have one kobo to send to her and cut the call.

Did I do wrong my fellow nairalanders

am a lady oo, but seriously u did well

travelwaka:
@lalasticlala kindly check this out

Who go carry me go beach na

seyi360:
Pastor is a bachelor

oh....
I don't really know but the pastor should lay boundaries. If not ehn...

Offpoint1:
Tomorrow if Jesus come naw yourself go wan go heaven with this kind wicked heart

yes oo, heaven is the goal. Lol

Ogajohnbull:
I was 9yrs old. My sister's friend narrated how they played their father April fool on 1st april and the family laughed over it.... I decided I 'll play my father April fool not knowing he was owing the landlord for almost 2 years. Immediately i said " dad, the landlord is downstairs looking for you, the fear in my dad's face didn't allow me shout April fool again ......I 've to sneak under the bed while waiting for the unimaginable and praying to God to take my soul. My father exhibited all his kamaru usman style on me that all my siblings began to cry and pleaded with him that it was only a joke.... maybe, that's why am gentle and playful with my kids ..

God.... u made tears rolling out my eyes..... [color=#990000][/color] [left][/left]

Offpoint1:
When I follow my mama go burial go lose guard eat food like pikin mama never feed for years...
I just dey eat, lick plate with tongue, carry other people plate lick too.... My mama wan kee me for house, she beat me till I no get strength cry again... I just sleep off till the next day.

lmao��� that beating small self

foreverproduct:
Pls they are too many o

share one of them

fourboys:
One girl like that beat the hell out of me the next day in class I started bragging how I nearly killed the girl the girl just dey one side dey look me cos she is a quiet type.. one idiot classmate brought an idea that we should fight again in front of everyone Omo before 5seconds the girl knocked me out again

lmao

[Sorry to say but that is a very bad reasoning, how does it sound to your ear...
Because u want do a favor u want to sleep with the both of them haba... Put your sister in their shoes....

Human cant do favour with conditions


Abeg that is useless condition

u dont have any business with the Ladies, that is why your wife is there