₦airaland Forum

A man took his wife to a hotel for honey moon after their wedding, the woman who has been claiming to be holy before their wedding supprised the man as they approach the hotel door.
Darling which room did you paid for she asked, room 23 replied the man OOhh last time i used that room with a customer i did not like it there is no televisiion, and AC inside that room and the bed is not strong you would have choosed room 24. the man turned back with anger.

It was on Sunday, my cell phone alerted me of message as i rush to grab the phone to see who it was, behold MTN
i felt very happy i thought i have won a price. What did MTN send to me? Congratulation you have won urself e set of Fulani twins, if you fell to claim your price after three days, we will send you the whole family.

Though we know the measure to take, I am Bethel, from Imo State a graduate of Mass communication from Imo State University. Residing in lagos working with one of the best Media House in town. I need a girl who is also a graduate, may be working or not, but must be ready to love and to settle. I will be 27 by August 2009. A lady between 25-28 years. Contact me on daniel4sunewsonline@yahoo.ca 07039536263.

it seems that the nigerian government is not serious on the death of its citizens many a time people die from one circumstances or another all this semms as if it is falling on deaf ear where our goverment is. last month many died on the ijegun fire disaster caused by a construction company is eiher the fire service had no water or the tanker use for combating fire is not in place,

it is high time our governmnt should start doing vital job on the area of saving the life ot its citizens. Nigeria is a Country that swallows its citizens,

Infact this topic is very interesting. The fact is that whenever you saw any picture of a sun girl and rate it ugly, it means that we are short of pictures. sometimes when we dont have stuning pictures, you do justice to anything that comes across your way. We are very selective in publishing this pictures. If you can recall, the sun was paying N 2000 to any girl we used her picture formerly but today, we have terminated it because bulk of pictures troop in everyday

This is Alams first son phone number 07039536263. his name is Osama binladen.

Happytbaby,
daniel4sunewsonline@yahoo.ca
07039356263

for your advert on one of the fastest growing Newspaper(The Sun), contact me via e-mail, daniel4sunewsonline@yahoo.ca.

dreu2fine, look before you leap. understand the story before you contribute. i am not interested in mid-night calls because after hectic jobs in the office, i need to retire to my bed to have a nice sleep. my tears is that in the name of mid-night calls and their strategic network failure to prohibit us from making the calls, a legend is gone.

if yes, contact me and get your article published in a News Paper as well as making a little money for yourself while you work somewhere else. the stories must be on fiction, with proper investigation, eyewitness acount, and pictures as the case may be.

I am one of the subscribers of MTN netwok, but they have foiled many operations endangering the lives of many in the name of mid night calls. They orimised theur midnight call, which i never show any interest on because i can not see anything relevant in disturbing your sleep at night. But what is astonishing now is that even in the night, you found out that you can not make calls anylonger starting from 12.oo to 4.00am. the response is always network bussy. I chossed to raise this alarm because it has caused the live of my closest friend. When robbers invended their yard last week tuesday, by 1.am, we tried all our effort to give the police a distress call but the MTN keep on telling us network busy these robbers carried out their operations seccussfuly from yard to yard.

Please MTN terminate your midnight call it is causing a lot of pandomeniac.

can we still get married after feb 28?

there were three btothers named mad, menner, and trouble. one day trouble got mising, and mad told menner that they should go to the police station to look for trouble,
when they got there, mad told manner to stay outside while he goes inside to talk with the police officer.
The following conversation took place.
Mad, excuse me sir i am looking for trouble
police, are you mad? (angrily)
mad, yes sir i am mad
police, do you have manner at all? (angrily)
mad, yes sir he is outside waiting for me.
police, get out of here now before i will give you that trouble you are waitng for.
mad and manner remain outside waiting for the police to give them mad their brother.

In a village situated in Ogoja, there is a pandomeniac causing serious problems. in a family of late mrs. juliana.
A man living in anambra state, and his wife and children are residing in the village to take care of the aged mother of the man in the village, Last week, the man received a call that her mother has kicked the bucket, he told her wife to deposit the corpse in a nearby mourge. The man received the shocked of his life when he came back and discovered that his wife has already buried the woman, and she went outside to hire those who dug the grave without notifying the village. the whole villages were alerted on the latest, the man is now accusing his wife of burying his mother alive because no body confirmed her death.

This woman in question is a Jehovah Witness who participate in any thing culture in the village. all she believed in is jehovah witness. now the youths of the village has abolished her from the village.

is this supose to be a welcome idea or an abomination?

if u need his contact, e=mail me because we got to treat it as private and confidential to avoid abuse of human right. likewise you can get the address of his church in festac. daniel4sunewsonline@yahoo.ca

presently, Rev. king is still in kirikiri prison waiting for his death by hanging as convicted by a lawyer. But sources reveals that Rev king is being put in a sapereta prison where he is being giving a preferential treatment. Also his church members pay 40,000 every month to the prison officials just for his health and for excluding him from other convicted criminals.

In another development, Rev king is now a pastor in the prison he preaches to other prisoners, educate them.
his members also visits him in prison for secret discussion.

But around the lagos street, you can still see his posters on the roads campaigning for crusade and other church activities. they still use his picture for any publication or advert.

In another development, the father of the dead girl he set ablaze has insisted that Rev. king must marry her daugther wether she is alive or dead. this has caused a pandomeniac in the church.

when i visited him in prison just to interview him, he only asked me do you want to interview your god so that you will go and put it in that your paper? he beckoned on me that one day he is going to go with his fellowers, he denied being put in a saperate prison, he said that he is with other inmates, and his church never pays any money to police.
And people in his church still believe that he is god that is another dramatic section of it.

I hope you can be current now.

the God is wonderfull. before i found it difficult to beleive in miracle, but two things supprised me one, what is happening in kenya. nigeria,s election was highly rigged to compare to that of kenya. from our councilors and presidency is a rigged election, still there is harmony in the country. But just that beki was choosed in Ghana, more 800 souls has been wasted.

Secondly, the pedestrian bridge at cele bus stop in lagos, which use to be an avenue for petty traders, people moving on it in mass from morning till night, vehicles passing under. But the faithfull day it collapsed, there was nobody on it, no vehicle was damaged, no life was lost.

Our God is a good God.

There is still a skeleton in thier cupboard which they have not revealed. apart from the money ofoegbu is claiming that Mouka should pay him back, they will still reveal the source of their power. Ofoegbu in his statement in the Daily Sun Newspaper, his words ''apart from this money, there is still another secreet which i will not reveal now''. They are realy in a joint business. forcing people to wear banner instead of cloth. That banner is serving as a mobile advert to them. soon local goverment will start charging them for that. it is a great shame to the congregation.

just last week, a girl was sacked in my company for wearing banner to the office intead of the normal dressing on monday morning. when the human resorces manager told her to go and change, she said no that the lord of choosen is turning her from sorrow to joy, instead of to change, she better loose the job and she lost it just to come back some days to ask for forgiveness.
pastor is geting richer everyday, the followers are getting porrer. may the evil that men do live with them.

Calibalism and confetion in catholic church is what people still asks questions paterning the importance. is it mandatory that a catholic priest must not marry? It was reported that 25,000 priests are getting maried in the USA last monay.

In confession, must a priest hear our sins before it is forgiven? Please judge this issue with me.

Yesterday, the INEC chairman professor morice iwu bombassed nigerian activists who are criticising the last election he conducted. i think iwu is supposed to bury his face in shame.

His speach " remember that an atempt was made by a tanker driver to bomb the INEC head office but we tarminated such plan". i could remember that on that fateful day, i was broacasted that a man who attempted bombimg the INEC office at Abuja with a tanker conveying petrol has been arested. but till today, they never araigned anybody, the man they did not show to us. The question is where is the man, who sent the man and what happened to the man?

they are all standby Agents of obasanjo and Iwu posing with diferent strategies to rig the election. what i believed is that obasanjo and iwu planed that suicide bombing for the first time in nigeria so that his third term can continue while we wait for another preparation for election.

iwu claimed that the balot papers were printed in south africa, but all was printed by a local printing company in nigeria.

we will be starting by next month. but you may contact me so that you may come to our office if u are based in lagos because we are taking people from inside now before it will atract outsiders.

no body is an encyclopia of knowledge, besides ones own fiction is what you shall not question. no advice you give way instead of unleashing insult up to that extent.

Sorry i will not take vengeance.

Odibia thanks a lot what i believe is that they can be setting me up. i have to call it a quit, this twins look so identical that you can be calling another one name in place of the former. and they now speaks the same language i usualy identify them with their language before now everything is the same.

I have this my girl friend who has another identical twin sister, i found it dificult identifying them, firstly i was identifying them with their language bcs my girl speaks Anambra very well but the former does not. Now, her twin sister is in Anambra too both now speaks Anambra. my girl came to lagos and visited me, after staying for 4 days in my house, i bought her a phone with New line before she left.

Last week, her twin sister came to my house though, my girl told me she will be coming back to lagos that same week when she entered, i thought she is my girl we made love to each other not knowing that she has been admiring me.
It was when i asked her where is the phone i bought for you? she was shocked, i realised that i have made love with the wrong partner. She said so you bought that phone for my twin sister? she reveled to me diferent times i have made love to her thinking that she is my girl her twin.

I pleaded to her that we must put this to an end but she rufused that we must keep on dating and we will make it secret, but i cant date two of them. She never alow me to rest forcing me to tell her that i love her, distubing me on phone everyday.
please what can i do to overcome this delimma.

And i have been dating her sister for long bacause we all were in Enugu before i got admission in lagos, finished my education and was lucky to get i nice job in lagos here.