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HappyBirthday to you dear.ts ur day,have fun and stay bless...


Wow u even stay around ma area,woji....

irishCream:
Dear Family I'm in deep shiiit, so confused on what to do right now.

I just turned 29 few days ago and have been out of a serious relationship for over a year now.

Have been waiting patiently for that right man to come along but unfortunately it only the wrong ones that keep coming my way, they just want to have a feel of my sweet body and off they go, no genuine intentions.

Now there's a brother that have been friendzoning for over two years now yet he keep persisting, good a thing I'm not the type that pretends so I told him from day one he asked me out that I'm not interested in him except on friendship level, I told him I don't feel him emotionally but he keep hanging on hoping I change my mind with time, my reasons for rejecting him is cos to me he's not presentable enough and I can't be proud introducing him to my people and again he got no good paid job (why on earth must he be poor and ugly at the same time, what kind of torture is that ). He's just managing in a private firm that pays less than 50k.

But what makes me have a rethink is the character of this my friendzoned brother, he keeps in touch despite my rejecting him, he even offer little financial assistance when I'm in need, when I asked him why he's doing all these to a girl that openly reject him he claims he has faith that I'll consider him one day, sometimes I'm forced to suspect if he has cast a spell on me so another good man won't come my way.

Now he has called to schedule a date tomorrow and I know as usual he wants to remind me that the year is running that I should consider his request since he hope to settle down this year.

Please dear Family advice me accordingly is it advisable I say yes to a man I don't feel a thing for emotionally? Can I ever get to love him? I do hear love grows but I don't believe in such!!!

Your reason of not been emmotional to him base on his salary is jus to stupid,tipical nigerian girls mentality...

He's ugly n u dnt like him for that,fine i understand that...if i may ask,what really brk ur last relationship?

You dont beliv in love grows...you are not emotionally attached to him? And u want to go on and marry him? Hell NO!!! Do not Marry out of Pity, i say it again,Do not Marry out of Pity!



Try be close to him more,call him often,do this for like 2months,if u still dnt feel anything,den dont say Yes!


My 2cent!

JigsawKillah:
I won't battle Warriblood or Supermiy or Danbrown

I won't battle anyone The cypher option is there!

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coogar:
nah! just my wealth of experience....

great!

coogar:
i get paid for being consulted.
i am a professional relationship manager with a long list of clients.

can you top that?

sorry to interupt bro, do u have a school degree in been a relationship manager? Ts jus what u develop in urself?

Heywhizzy:
just hold on..I'll call you out if I'm ready..no offense

No P!

Heywhizzy:
anyhow sha..but that's no rule,no-one would stop you from battling if you want

so should we go on with the battle dis friday?

obesemf:
they said no battles during the tourney

Heywhizzy hope u saw dis?

Heywhizzy:
this week

obesemf or Giyazz should set the thread for ous....

Heywhizzy:
tag me properly next time..I will only be chanced Friday or Saturday. .if you can be patient enough..so many busy things I got to do

today is sunday, u mean nxt week?

liricyst:
Nigga you have to start using synonyms and antonyms. They are your beneficial best friends.

Thanks,rate dis bar...thanks for ur advice again!

kinglekan:

Baaby forget that tin ooo!! Abeg employ me make I come baf u with better soda and local sponge.

Make we wash all the hate off ya pweety body.

nigga want a free punnany.



*run out of thread*

Leggo!!!


I'm comming through on this freestyle like am on my triangle on the Ps2 pad/...this dude will think am a gay with the way am taking win from behind,after now they will need an adult Pad/

am a lecturer in dis game,like a late student,u will never come close to my class/...the only time we "class mate" is when i shag u in ur class/

Im so spiritually possess in this game,no one can cast me,no wonder i always have a bad build up/...


This is a new revolution,ur new rap teacher is here come take ur lessons/... See the way am spilling bars everwhere like im investin in prisons/


when am about writting this bars,i keep my book upside down,like a fine art student u will think i wanna draw u/..but i will so beat u till ur neighbour will start yelling "oga u wan kill am,he neva do u"?/


to all of u claiming best "rapper wrapper" on dis forum hw many yard una be? ""

dis a short freestyle from d top,i never write this anywhere...

Sleekyshuga:
Are you serious
Tell me something more biko..


As pompous as Madam Titus

TRASH!!!!!

Chew bottles if mouth dey scratch you..

lols which soap u dy carry bath na? Jus yestady someone was hating u,today again another person...lols sister watn u do dem na.

kr0ne:
Boss, sorry to say this, but both Giyazz and Sosiqdude are silly! This is the finals and what will determine the winner are votes from the unbiased and unaffiliated majority. And they vote based on how the candidates answered their interview questions. I'm sure you know it was Giyazz who ghostwrote those rubbish for Sosiq; hyping himself as well. Since they believe they know better, I've decided to leave everything in their own hands. E no concern me o.

Lmao....lols person dy ghost write interview dy hype himself.

joseph1832:
Especially when its an Igbo chick, because I hear the money guys who get married to Igbo girls pay can buy one plot of land in Lekki free trade zone. And that's the cheapest. .

Feminism is a Fraud,quote me anywhere,they are Very confuse....

ronald4lif:
Men formulated the pride price culture, not women. They can't be held liable for a tradition that was forced on them. The pride price culture has even outlived its usefulness and should be abolished if possible.

the feminist are fighting for what? Equality! The men have been paying the bride price since the days of awolowo,let the female also pay groom price,then mayb after sometime they can abolish it...but for now let it be 50/50 no cheating.

ronald4lif:
Quite so.

i will start taking Nigerian feminist serious when they start paying groom price jus d way we do pay bride price....

Ishilove:
Stop derailing

Mod pls ban this girl,she's derailing.

Ishilove:

beautiful girls dont usually like hardcore rap,i doubt if ur beautiful,lemme see ur pishure.

Ishilove:
Na over-tripping dey worry me sef. I just like the way the username sounds...danbrownmdf... So 'brownie'

now am angry.....looking like u are mocking me now.



*****i don vex*****

I vote sosiqdude
ccNLJega

Darkrebel666:
I see Ishilove tripping for danbrowndmf..

hmmm.... ✘

Lmao...oga Dark, hw can she trip for someone who has no picture. she has never even see ma pix b4 na.




ishilove na tru ""

Pls give me the link lemme vote for sosiqdude ....though i voted yestady...

Havent seen 007Bruce, heywizzy can we have a brawl?

ronald4lif:
Thanks for the forthcoming and emphasis on the equality of funding. When next I'm challenging other feminists about equal financial responsibility and you want to engage me on that it'd be nice you emphasize on the percentage and proportionate measure of feminist contribution rather than the usual 'do nothing and mere contribution' prattle. We already know every woman does contribute but for feminist it must be equal and stating so distinguish them from non-feminists.

I have observe a handful of feminists who were aloof and evasive about the equal finances of a relationship/marriage when I embraced them with this issue. When next there's a feminism debate edition I'd raise it again and you'd witness their reaction first-hand. I suspect some of them to be housewives who are unemployed and obviously dependent on the hubby for livelihood but are keyboard feminist on NL.

The issue of equal funding is just one of my reservation of pro-feminism and it zionists insincerities. It's a premise to more boggling concerns which I'd raise in due time. Just like we'd address anti-feminist sentiments by staunch advocates of that course.

and the so called Feminist should also start stopping men on the road and ask them out.

Ishilove:
Women never age. If Taye Taiwo can be 23, Kanu Nwankwo, 32, Taribo West, 38, why can't I be 19?

Ehn..now u are talking,jus tell me u are using ur Nairaland age.

so PM me ur real age.

Ibime:
. . . . .






On the day you wed. . .
I’ma kidnap your wife. . . and make her spread/
My game is extortion . . . so like yeast. . . you best raise the bread/
FFR is my favourite thread/
where I knock niggas into next week. . . cos these punches. . . 'daze a head'!/
Organised crime boss . . . my name was read/
They came with Feds/ codename. . . Operation Zed/
I’m Frank Abagnale. . . we data shed/ . . . . so the trail is dead/
FBI still tryna piece together the paper shred/
Haters bled/ from the taste of lead/
cos the bullet trajectory . . . .is laser led!/
I’ll put the scope on a snitch. . . .if he calling inspectors/
He better pray the beam hit the wall. . . . like Panasonic Projectors!/
cos my rifle known for falling defectors/
cos I fired more streetsweepers. . . . than LAWMA directors!/
I got fame and stature/
Your chick give me her digits. . . when I chase and catch her/
She 'left details behind'. . . .like Lizards escaping capture!/
My wolves snatch sheep while they grazing pasture/
I got no respect for colleagues. . . . I disgrace a rapper/
cos I’m quick to 'diss a peer'. . . .like I’m 'facing rapture'!/



FFR thought I’d fade to black?/
I dare any of you niggas. . . to launch a brave attack/
And I’ll beat him without pause. . . .like a disabled cat/
But I’m 32 now. . . .so there’s no hiding/
Prince says I can’t be King no more . . . and Kr0ne rising/
But power is an older man's vice. . . .I’m Joe Biden/
God in the depths. . . I’m Poseidon/
When I kiss a sleeping beauty. . . .you ain’t got to 'look yonder'. . . .to see the ho rising!!/ (horizon)
You can't send Eagles to ball Falcons
So if EmaPrince tryna beef with this strong stallion/
one punch. . . will have E.P dropping. . . like I'm releasing a short album/


He got a new girl? . . I’ll bone his bird/
Invite Ice Berg and Kr0ne for a gángbang. . . which the hó preferred/
The way she swallowed jizz. . . was so absurd/
Now she call me 1664. . . . cos she took my shot. . . after drinking Krone'n'Berg!!/
His ex would grumble/ after three rounds of sex. . . she still vex and mumble/
She wanted 'more dick I'. . . . gave it to her. . . like Esther’s Uncle/ (Mordecai)
Y’all best be extra humble/ before I blast a round/
I got the semi in my pants. . . like I’m half aroused/
That ratchet sound/ when the dezy right wrongs/
Connecting heavy rights. . . . if your head is quite strong/
Diss me. . . . your debt is lifelong/
You just landed in soup. . . now you smelling like. . . Edika Ikong!/


Niggas doubting the King. . . will get blown for treason/
Y'all apes been running round the jungle. . . with loads of freedom/
but the hunters back with ammunition . . and my holsters heaving/
I'm declaring 'maggi out the wrapper time'. . . .it's 'open season'!!/
Niggas can’t stand this soulless demon/
He’ll cross the road and hail from far. . . like the Ebola greeting/
cos if he bold enough to hold a meeting/ I’ll choke the heathen/
All he’ll hear is. . . . "Why you little". . . . like I’m Homer Simpson/
and have his eyes popping . . . when I give his throat a squeezing/
He a liar and fronter/ Nobody admire the sucker/
I’ll have him playing second fiddle. . . I’m the choir conductor/
If it’s beef. . . I break his carpus/
Battlefield General . . . . I strategically place the archers/
My bannermen signal vultures . . . . to take his carcass/
after stripping metal from his body. . . .like X-Rays. . . in Plane departures!/



KING!

after seen this,i know even bother to read am finish "one punch will leav E.P dropping like am about dropping a short album" ""



to much creativity dy worry u boss.

Ishilove:
I'm 19

the Devil is watching u in 3D,jus keep lieing..

softvio:
Danbrowndmf i'v seen it.. Great lyrics bro d guy just blew..wonder hwmany emcees cud spit like dis even in dis present days...bt wats d connection of jacob zuma n d women of karma sultra?

that song is 6years old,definately some tins we sound oudated or over played now.....or soun incorrect....but this is Very heavy,6years back and it still like dis...

softvio:
u mean ur signature?

nt my signature, he's music link (ibime)

softvio:
u mean ur signature?

nt my signature, he's signature (ibime)