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Lalas247:
What is awkward about peeing

I didn't say it's awkward peeing but after making love..

Homeboiy:
Op iam dissapointed

Wat my useless girlfriend does after sex


She will ist say ah, u wan break my waist abi

She will.stand up and wear her cloths

next is
OGA FIND ME.MONEY NAH

na there I no say na ashawoo I de date

Oh boy...... Your babe bad oooo..



Abeg..... Shift, lemme faint....

Olasco93:
"I feel very Hungry, and I don't have Transport to go back home"

Very funny bro....


Lmao..

CEEcey:
8 Most of them becomes conscious of their nudity after sex and will want you to turn around so that they can wear their cloth

Ladies and hypocrisy na 5&6

Lol....

Kondomatic:
What's funny about urinating after sex?

Read it well bro..

I didn't say it's funny.

Relationship has different meaning to people who are in
it. Some see it as the perfect medium to satiate their lust
while others see it as the perfect time to grow and learn.


Either way, you are bound to emerge as a different person
after being in it a couple of times.

Love making is considered to be an intricate part of a
relationship. Some relationships have failed because the
parties involved have refused to give in to the lustful desires
of the people they are dealing with. In the same vein, some
people enjoy the sensations that come with exploring their
bodies while dating.

Women have different reactions to love making. While some
feign innocence after the act has been done, others are not
bothered. The latter seize the opportunity to ask questions
that disturb their inner peace. In this part of the world,
people often say women are at the receiving end of a
relationship that involves them and men.


These are some of the reasons why they react the way they
do after making love....

7 Awkward Ways Nigerian Ladies Act After Making Love


1. Use Pills Afterwards


Some Nigerian ladies do not have total faith in the use of
protective measures like condoms. Those who doubt the
ability of this product to prevent them from getting pregnant
will end up buying contraceptives like postinor immediately
they have sex.
And for the ladies that we do not ever see at the pharmacy,
they use salt and water as soon as they are done.


2.Start The Emotional Blackmail


Many women do this as soon as they get laid. They start
messing with the men's heads by asking questions they ought
to have asked before making love.
After making love, men get to answer questions that test their
love for the women they just made passionate love to.
Nigerian ladies also goad men into fights by asking if there
are other women they are sleeping with apart from them. If
you experience this as a man, do not dance to their tune.
Simply remain calm as they only want reassurance after love
making.


3.Crying


Sometimes, ladies cry after sex. Some claim to be in pain
after the deed or broken because they have failed to keep
their words. Doing this is the perfect test to see what the
men's reactions will be afterwards.
It is another form of emotional blackmail as they expect the
men to hold them while comforting them. Women naturally
are emotional, this may be in response to their soft nature.


4.Oh No! What Have I Done?


Sometimes, women act funny when the waves of passion have
calmed down. They feel guilty and become depressed after
making love.
What is baffling about this situation is that they always have
the chance to call it off or break free while at it. However,
they choose to get carried away with the euphoria and satisfy
their curiosity.
Being forced or coerced will be an exception to this. Some
women feign ignorance before the deed is done and end up
lamenting afterwards.


5.Urinate


It has almost become a norm for women to pee immediately
they get up from the bed or couch. Some women do this as a
way of cutting short the journey of the sperm cells in
reaching the eggs.
Ladies do this as soon as possible in order to avoid being
pregnant. The best way to avoid being pregnant is to abstain
from unprotected sex.
Urinating immediately after making love may prevent you
from getting pregnant but it would not prevent you from
contracting a disease.


6. They Act Irritated After Seeing The Semen


Even ladies that are having sex for the umpteenth time in
their lives act weird when they see semen. Some make faces
when the men allow it to touch their skin.
It is strange that many of these ladies will prefer for that to
be deposited inside rather than for it to be discharged outside
their bodies.


7. Start Making Plans
for The Future


If a Nigerian lady has sex with you and immediately asks when
she's meeting your parents, your fear will be palpable. You
may begin eyeing the fire escape, and seriously contemplate
scurrying down four floors to avoid answering this question.
Truly, we wouldn't blame you. She's once again getting ahead
of herself. You shared a beautiful moment, sure, but that
doesn't mean you're obliged to take her apple picking now.
This is their way of knowing whether they have been jilted or not.

Written and Compiled by:DanceVille

Source: https://www.naij.com/1064607-check-awkward-things-nigerian-ladies-making-love-photos.html

cc:lalasticlala

This is an act of injustice...

HouseOfWine:
Got my last exes from diamond and access bank respectively

When am in need again, ama hit up area 3 again

You funny bro..

optional1:
remove gym nd put church
church should be no1 place.

Ok! I will....

Gonna do it now..

imma2:
Na public toilet sure pass to woo

Shift..... Lemme faint!

H2Ossss:
I too sabi that danfo own ehh

Lol.....

I'm sure you're guilty of toasting babes inside danfo buses...

optional1:
church and work place nko @danceville

Dear...




Mehn.... I forgot..

McBrooklyn:
LOL... Beht why the guy no fit be you??

Lol....

I'm a humble guy nah..

McBrooklyn:
I can woo a lady in any goddamn places, Bro... Especially a chubby, good looking, light skinned lady... My muse!!

Lol... You even have a taste bro....

DaZion:
I'm guilty of no 2....


Op..... You try sha.

Thanks hommie..

tosyne2much:
You will surely hear from me tomorrow bros

Oga Danceville I throway salute oo

Boss.. I see you!

McBrooklyn:
8. Inside the Bank

9. ATM Stand


Guys, just dress decently and walk up smartly to a girl in any of these aforementioned places... Without much ado, the 11 digits is yours already...

You're damn correct bro...

I was at the school bank one day when a guy was requesting for a lady's number..

McBrooklyn:

Boss....

Are you guilty of any bro?

Tolexander:
Na church and school library sure pass!

Na so ooo...


That Church ehn......

That's my speciality.

Galacious1:
I'm guilty with no 4, but still gonna try no 7 someday.


Meanwhile, it's been awhile I heard from tosyne2much

Everyone is guilty bro...



Tosyne2much.... It's been a while have heard from him also..

For ladies, Nigeria is fortunately (and unfortunately) full
of guy's attention most places you go. You have the guy
with pride who will send someone else to talk to you and
fash you once you ignore them.


You have the dedicated ones who will try to see if they can
turn their rejection into acceptance by changing their
approach. Then you have the annoying die-hards with
absolutely no shame who fit die on top your matter. If you
say no, they will not give up. If you block their number, they
will call with their friends line.

7 Places In Nigeria Where Nigerian Guys Will Always Toast Ladies

1. The Market


Every lady who goes to the market knows it is a war zone
when it comes to avoiding men. In some markets, you are
even advised to wear long clothing to cover you so you don't
draw extra attention to yourself. Whether you are passing by
the stalls or just standing in a corner, you will have a male
vendor who is interested in you and not your money, calling
out to you. 'Fine girl', 'Baby girl', 'Sweetheart' etc. Some will
even go as far as prostrating in public or doing something
very bold just to get you to talk to them.

2. At A Club/Party


The club is probably the one place in Nigeria where the Nigerian
guys are boldest. If they like you, they will come up to you and ask
you for a dance or wait until you are outside, and there is
less noise, to get your attention. If you jam a desperate one,
he will not stop until you give him a chance to talk to you
from buying drinks to even shutting down the VIP just so you
guys can talk.

3. Walking Down The Road


Sometimes even in a simple outfit and no effort, you will
have some 'big man' or 'rich man' in a car, drive by you just
to talk to you. Some of them will make show of it and park
their car and run to talk to you or some will just drive at
your walking pace until you give them a moment of your
time. Even those without cars will try to holla at you so don't
think you are out of the red on pedestrian walks.

4. Dealing With Customer Service


Whether you are at a phone store, an internet service
provider or the bank, if you go into a long conversation with
some guys, chances are he will drift into off-point topics. He
may say he likes your voice, or tell you a joke to make you
laugh or just be try to find out more about you because he
'likes' you.

5. In The Church

Many Nigerian guys are fond guilty of this even Mr lalasticlala and bro Seun.. Some Nigerian guys come to Church early in order to sit with a girl they seems to have a crush on.. Nigerian guys will always make sure they ask for a babe's contact after the service... Guys...... Please, be born again.

6. At the hospital

Some doctors who specialise in feminine issues or just those
who get a lot of female patients, may try to be very chatty to
make it less awkward for them and oh much more awkward
for you. Plus, he will have to get details of whatever is
troubling you so he will dive right into your personal life and
if he likes you, he will now take it from there and ask to see
you outside his work hours.

7.In Danfo Buses/BRT Stations

Imagine in serious traffic (even when there is no traffic) inside
one of those Lagos’s rickety danfos and these guy sitting
beside is trying to get your attention.
Nigerian guys are like remote control, they can woo a lady inside Danfo buses.Some will even decided not to alight at where they needed to alight.

I drop my pen at this junction..

Ladies.... Feel free to add yours

Guys.... Bashing is highly welcome..


Compiled By:DanceVille

cc:lalasticlala, Dominique.

lefulefu:
fellow guys also ask for recharge card as well.this card ish of a thing i dont see anything to it as long as its not an extortion galore.if its a close friend wether male or female and request and if i have, of coz i had give.i heard some ladies prostitute themselves in exchange for recharge cards.thats unbelievable to hear.

It true my bro...

Some naija babes do prostitute themselves for recharge card..

Doctorfitz:
U're right op. They go form dey beg
Too many here.

I swear...




They are too many bro..

Oyindidi:
I'm not a guy

I didn't say you're a guy....


I know you're a girl...

Oyindidi:
Watin dey wrong with that?

Nothing is actually wrong with it..



Please kontinue until you ladies dry our pocket Finish..

dmgr:
8.The once that will boldly ask: One bae called me the other day and behold she told me pop and clear that she needed card and she even told me the network she wanted..those kind ones no they use any style ask, although I do send at times depending on the kind of girl sha

I swear....

You're right bro...


Chop Knuckle....

greyboy5000:
right back at you my bro You created the thread You deserve the salute

Thanks bro..

safiaapussy:
another naija girls bashing thread, better delete this before my owner (Safiaa) show face

I am not Safiaa, I am her pussy (obviously). but I can tell you she's going to disagree, she's currently asking her BF for recharge card so she can subscribe to MTN 10mb plan, she'll be online soon to call you broke



Better carry your dick, if Safiaa should come back and meet it, she'll ask me to swallow it and I'm already full . I can't count the number of dicks I've swallowed with the hair on my clit today

I have hear you......

samyfreshsmooth:
hey safiaapussy meet samydick


dude u wicked sha

meanwhile lemme pitch my dick here first

You're funny dude...

greyboy5000:
no it is not about broke guys but about girls of these generation deceiving boys
Are you telling me all these ladies asking for airtime genuinely love or even like these guys
So if that is the case, why will you lie for a guy you love

You're right bro....


I throwaway salute......

Tahrah:
Funny how broke guys will also comment on this topic.

They will dear...


Ain't you ladies making them broke...

Tapout:
it's a lie oh...op meant slaying undergraduate mamas... I know I've fallen for that air time for subscription to do assignment once. The girl tired it the 2nd time, she was like "I'm going for night class cos there's this article I have to download and read for my exams bla bla bla" i said ok... 5mins later, I sent her the codes for midnight browsing on all the networks... Nonsense!!

Thanks for supporting me bro..


Those girls wahala is too much.