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safiaapussy:
another naija girls bashing thread, better delete this before my owner (Safiaa) show face

Lol dear...


No be face you show before? Shey na Leg?


Safiaa... Be sincere.... Are my points not true?

Victornezzar:
dose ones dat deir own is 2 much i dey withdraw myself from dem small small

That's a good idea hommie..

Victornezzar:
Am I d one dat bot phone 4 her so y would i buy recharge card 4 her btw it's not bad buying it ooo but some galz own 2 much

Some naija babes own carry length bro...
They are not always satisfied..

greyboy5000:
I almost fell for no 5
There is this girl that I once ask out who send me a similar message

Those girl are tricksy...

ipobarecriminals:
Go do ur research well.Some broke guy do stylishly ask for Richard card.

Uhmmmm.... No prob!

Tiny23:
I don't know o

Lol..

ipobarecriminals:
and who told u Dat some men don't stylishly do the same?

Evidence.....

Or I don't believe.

Evablizin:
If the stylishly ask you for card you stylishly loose guard them if you don't want to buy the card simple

Yea.... We don't want to buy the card dear...

Simple!... Lol.

Tiny23:
Hahahaha

I sight you dear....








Am I right about my points?

MrDandy:
Nna mehn, my eyes see weeen from the hands of those naija girls back then on this recharge card matter

Sorry bro...






Those naija babes no dey pity us guys...

Holuwadamilarey:
its OK for your girlfriend to ask u to buy recharge cards for her

not often tho

Sure bro... But they do go overboard.

OrestesDante:
Slay queens... He meant!

Yup!



Exactly bro Slay Queens

Grab on my armour and helmet in case of flying bashes by nairaland ladies..

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Secondary school girls you mean [/color]

Nope dear....
University ladies are so fond of it...

There are some hilarious tactics some Nigerian ladies used in order to make guys send them airtime...
Many of my friends have fall victims to their traps nowadays and these prompted me to open this thread though I know many ladies here will bashed me for this but all the same that won't stop me from saying my mind sha..

Nowadays, you'll just see a random lady that hasn't sent you a message before will just message you, and asking you to send her a recharge card.... Naija babes sha...

Their ways of asking for recharge card is very hilarious in the era of Buhari's change..

No time to check wristwatch.... Lemme drop the stylish ways Nigerian Ladies use to get airtime from guys..

7 Ways Nigerian Ladies Stylishly Request Recharge Card From Guys..

1.If You Love Me.... Please Send Me Recharge Card

Some Nigerian ladies do uses this tactic often to guys.. They make sure the guy they send this message to must have toasted them before. they knew the guy won't hesitate I'm sending to recharge card to them... And after the guy send the card, they won't say 'Thank You'.. They won't call you nor send you a text talkless of flashing your line... I oity some guys that have fell victim..
Some Nigerian ladies are strategist..

2. I'm On My Way To Sokoto, I Want To Call Dad But My Airtime Is Insufficient

Some Nigerian ladies do lie they are travelling to Sokoto, from Sokoto to Ebonyi until they mistakenly lie they are on their way to Sambisa Forest too...
This has happened to a friend of mine.. His girlfriend called him, telling him, she's on her way to Lagos... She didn't know we see she and her friends inside the Keke napep laughing....
Chaaaiiiii..... Naija babes.... I fall for you ooo...

3. My Mum Is Ill, I Want To Call Her

Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Some Nigerian ladies don't care to lie that their mum is ill whereby her mum's somewhere else doing okay and enjoying her life...
Naija girl:Babe, my mum is very ill , I want to call her but I don't have airtime..
Guy:Shey na recharge card go heal your mama ni? Your mum that I just saw now with your dad both laughing to each other...
Naija babe:Just send me the card..
Guy:Ok, I will... wait for the next 100 years..

4. They Updated Their Whatsapp Status

Some Nigerian ladies do update their whatsapp status saying.. 'I need airtime, I'm broke'.... Am sad here.... They aren't broke guys, they are just looking for the maga that will fall to their trap of sending the guy..
The best reply is that....'Babe... you're sad? please, then go and commit suicide...

5. My Subscription Just Got Exhausted And I need To Do My Assignment

This also happened to my friend's friend... We were inside the room when his female friend sent him the message 'her sub has exhausted and she needs to do her assignment and the worst part is that she said... 'she's broke'... The lady that we saw at the ATM machine that withdrew #10,000 from her account that same day in the afternoon...

6.My Subscription Will Expire Tomorrow

They will compose the message that their sub will expire tomorrow and that they don't know when they will be coming back online.. You know I love you.. Please can you send me #2500 Airtel recharge card? Guys, it's a lie, she didn't love you at all.. Trust me, don't send it to her, send her message two days after.. she will read your message but won't reply...

7. I Would Love To Continue Chatting With You But My MB Will Exhaust Any Time And I'm Broke

Lol.... I intentionally put this to the last.. After serious chatting with them, Some Nigerian ladies will use that moment to ask for airtime.. They know the guy enjoying the chat, so he won't have a choice than to send the card...
This happened to me today when I was chatting with her this morning... I just met this girl through Facebook and we exchanged contact... After a long hours of chat this morning, she sent me this message ;

Lady - Im really enjoying our chat.Unfortunately,my subscription
will expire any minute from now sad

Me - Ehhya...Don't worry we will continue when you re-subscribe...

Me- You don see mugu..

I drop my pen at this junction..

Guys... feel free to add yours..

Ladies... Bashing is always welcome..

Written And Compiled By:DanceVille


cc:lalasticlala

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The fight against corruption is the major boast for the
Buhari-led administration.
Nigeria's Senate president, Bukola Saraki, on Monday, May
15, revealed 11 crucial talking points of the anti-graft war.
Saraki said the war under President Muhammadu Buhari
had recorded successes and that all Nigerians must play their
part to help the government and anti-corruption agencies.
In a release by his media office on Monday evening, Saraki
answered some questions on what the legislature was doing
to curb corruption and highlighted a few things Nigerians
must know.
Excerpts:

1. On the relationship between corruption and
development:

“What got me thinking was the chicken and egg puzzle that
that statement immediately raises. Do countries become more
corrupt because the people are poor or are the people poor
because their country is corrupt? We may never be able to
answer this question to everybody’s satisfaction.”

2. On why corruption needs to be viewed through the lens
of ‘human development’:

“If the purpose of government is to improve the quality of lives
of its people, then any conversation about corruption must
focus primarily on how it affects human development, whether
it is health, wealth or education.”

3. On the progress Nigeria has made with fighting
corruption under President Buhari:

“…one area I believe we have made remarkable progress in the
past two years of the President Buhari-led administration is
that corruption has been forced back to the top of our national
political agenda.
Every single day, you read the newspapers, you listen to the
radio, you go on the internet, you watch the television, the
people are talking about it.
The people are demanding more openness, more accountability
and more convictions.
Those of us in government are also responding, joining the
conversation and accepting that the basis of our legitimacy as
government is our manifest accountability to the people.”
READ ALSO: Defunct CPC members nominate Tony Momoh
or Buba Galadima to replace Babachir Lawal

4. On why governments across all levels must join the
fight against corruption:

“We acknowledge that if we want Nigerians to trust their
government again, then government at all levels must
demonstrate that we are not in office for the pursuit of private
gains, but to make our people happier by helping them to meet
their legitimate aspirations and achieve a higher quality of
life… Nigeria and Nigerians have not accepted corruption as
normal; we recognize it as a problem; that we are determined
to make a break with our past and live by different rules.”

5. On why deterrence is a better approach to fighting
corruption:

"I am convinced that we must return to that very basic medical
axiom that prevention is better than cure. Perhaps, the reason
our fight against corruption has met with rather limited
success is that we appeared to have favoured punishment over
deterrence… We must review our approaches in favour of
building systems that make it a lot more difficult to carry out
corrupt acts or to find a safe haven for corruption proceeds
within our borders. In doing this, we must continue to
strengthen accountability, significantly limit discretion in
public spending, and promote greater openness.”

6 On what the National Assembly is doing to fight
corruption:

“We in the National Assembly last week took the first major
step in this direction towards greater openness. For the first
time in our political history, the budget of the National
Assembly changed from a one-line item to a 34-page document
that shows details of how we plan to utilize the public funds
that we appropriate to ourselves.”
READ ALSO: BREAKING: 3 die as Agatu community boils
again
11 crucial facts
about Buhari's
corruption war -
Saraki
Saraki says the Senate has taken the lead in the drive for
openness in governance

7. On anti-corruption legislation being considered by the
Senate:

“At the moment, we are considering for passage into law the
following bills:
The Whistleblower Protection bill, which I am confident will be
passed not later than July 2017.
The Proceeds of Crime bill
The Special Anti-Corruption Court, which would be done
through constitutional amendment and;
The Mutual Assistance in Criminal Matters Bill."

8. On what the National Assembly intends to do moving
forward:

“…the National Assembly is driven by the saying that
“whoever comes to equity must come with clean hands.”
Having demonstrated our commitment to transparency and a
more open legislature, we will be operating on a higher moral
ground in carrying out our oversight duties as prescribed by
the constitution.”

9. On bureaucratic processes and corruption:

“We need to simplify our bureaucracy and administrative
procedures. Because it is in the complexity and red-tapes that
corrupt officials profit. However, I also strongly suspect, while
not justifying anything, that majority of these low level
corruption are largely powered more by need even more than
greed.”

10. On how providing more opportunities, Nigerians will
fight corruption:

“If we are able to build a quality public education system,
especially at the basic and secondary level, which would not
require parent to pay through their nose for their children’s
education; if we are able to build an efficient public health
system that provide insurance covers to ordinary citizens so
that when they fall sick, they can access quality healthcare
without running from pillar to post looking for money; if we
are able to build a system that guarantees food and shelter to
everyone; if we are able to do all these, we would have gone a
long way in removing much of the driving force for corruption
at this level.”

11. On transparency international’s corruption perception
index:

“ On the Transparency International Corruption Perception
Index. It is important to note… that the year-on-year report
does not fully reflect or account for the progress being made in
the fight against corruption. I believe the key challenge here is
also because ‘perception’ is largely subjective… while relying
on perception, I think it is important for TI and other such
organisations to improve on their methodology by developing
more robust parameters that reflect the progress that some
countries are making in respect to corruption .”

source: https://www.naij.com/1104859-11-crucial-facts-buharis-corruption-war-saraki.html

cc:lalasticlala

---

The fight against corruption is the major boast for the
Buhari-led administration.

Nigeria's Senate president, Bukola Saraki, on Monday, May
15, revealed 11 crucial talking points of the anti-graft war.

Saraki said the war under President Muhammadu Buhari
had recorded successes and that all Nigerians must play their
part to help the government and anti-corruption agencies.
In a release by his media office on Monday evening, Saraki
answered some questions on what the legislature was doing
to curb corruption and highlighted a few things Nigerians
must know.

Excerpts:

1. On the relationship between corruption and
development:

“What got me thinking was the chicken and egg puzzle that
that statement immediately raises. Do countries become more
corrupt because the people are poor or are the people poor
because their country is corrupt? We may never be able to
answer this question to everybody’s satisfaction.”

2. On why corruption needs to be viewed through the lens
of ‘human development’:

“If the purpose of government is to improve the quality of lives
of its people, then any conversation about corruption must
focus primarily on how it affects human development, whether
it is health, wealth or education.”

3. On the progress Nigeria has made with fighting
corruption under President Buhari:

“…one area I believe we have made remarkable progress in the
past two years of the President Buhari-led administration is
that corruption has been forced back to the top of our national
political agenda.
Every single day, you read the newspapers, you listen to the
radio, you go on the internet, you watch the television, the
people are talking about it.
The people are demanding more openness, more accountability
and more convictions.
Those of us in government are also responding, joining the
conversation and accepting that the basis of our legitimacy as
government is our manifest accountability to the people.”

4. On why governments across all levels must join the
fight against corruption:

“We acknowledge that if we want Nigerians to trust their
government again, then government at all levels must
demonstrate that we are not in office for the pursuit of private
gains, but to make our people happier by helping them to meet
their legitimate aspirations and achieve a higher quality of
life… Nigeria and Nigerians have not accepted corruption as
normal; we recognize it as a problem; that we are determined
to make a break with our past and live by different rules.”

5. On why deterrence is a better approach to fighting
corruption:

"I am convinced that we must return to that very basic medical
axiom that prevention is better than cure. Perhaps, the reason
our fight against corruption has met with rather limited
success is that we appeared to have favoured punishment over
deterrence… We must review our approaches in favour of
building systems that make it a lot more difficult to carry out
corrupt acts or to find a safe haven for corruption proceeds
within our borders. In doing this, we must continue to
strengthen accountability, significantly limit discretion in
public spending, and promote greater openness.”

6 On what the National Assembly is doing to fight
corruption:

“We in the National Assembly last week took the first major
step in this direction towards greater openness. For the first
time in our political history, the budget of the National
Assembly changed from a one-line item to a 34-page document
that shows details of how we plan to utilize the public funds
that we appropriate to ourselves.”

7. On anti-corruption legislation being considered by the
Senate:

“At the moment, we are considering for passage into law the
following bills:
The Whistleblower Protection bill, which I am confident will be
passed not later than July 2017.
The Proceeds of Crime bill
The Special Anti-Corruption Court, which would be done
through constitutional amendment and;
The Mutual Assistance in Criminal Matters Bill."

8. On what the National Assembly intends to do moving
forward:

“…the National Assembly is driven by the saying that
“whoever comes to equity must come with clean hands.”
Having demonstrated our commitment to transparency and a
more open legislature, we will be operating on a higher moral
ground in carrying out our oversight duties as prescribed by
the constitution.”

9. On bureaucratic processes and corruption:

“We need to simplify our bureaucracy and administrative
procedures. Because it is in the complexity and red-tapes that
corrupt officials profit. However, I also strongly suspect, while
not justifying anything, that majority of these low level
corruption are largely powered more by need even more than
greed.”

10. On how providing more opportunities, Nigerians will
fight corruption:

“If we are able to build a quality public education system,
especially at the basic and secondary level, which would not
require parent to pay through their nose for their children’s
education; if we are able to build an efficient public health
system that provide insurance covers to ordinary citizens so
that when they fall sick, they can access quality healthcare
without running from pillar to post looking for money; if we
are able to build a system that guarantees food and shelter to
everyone; if we are able to do all these, we would have gone a
long way in removing much of the driving force for corruption
at this level.”

11. On transparency international’s corruption perception
index:

“ On the Transparency International Corruption Perception
Index. It is important to note… that the year-on-year report
does not fully reflect or account for the progress being made in
the fight against corruption. I believe the key challenge here is
also because ‘perception’ is largely subjective… while relying
on perception, I think it is important for TI and other such
organisations to improve on their methodology by developing
more robust parameters that reflect the progress that some
countries are making in respect to corruption .”

source: https://www.naij.com/1104859-11-crucial-facts-buharis-corruption-war-saraki.html

cc:lalasticlala, mynd44

Ladies..... Your opinions please..

dingbang:
Use and dump is a such a strong word




You can't tell me I was the only one who enjoyed the sex. When I was paying for her wares, she was stupidly smiling sheepishly...
Don't annoy me!

That really gat me smile...

Kondomatic:
Dating is for fun and shouldn't be taken serious

Bro.... Like seriously?

thesicilian:
He who pays the Piper dictates the tune...

Hmmmmmm.....

Nigerian Single ladies are often at the receiving end in a good
number of relationship.


It is not a news that several Nigerian guys break the heart of
ladies they could have dated for more than five years.
The blame game never ends between Nigeria guys and ladies.

It is unfair if aguy breaks the heart of a lady who has been
with him for a long time. Sometimes, a guy could tell a lady
it is all over without thinking of the emotional consequences
of what the woman will face afterwards.

It is very hard for women to keep their emotions bottled in;
single ladies often express their love for a man who has won
over their heart. In this case, the man could decide to play
such a lady as yoyo.

Similarly, 'Base on Logistics, ladies are involved in acts that make men take
undue advantage of them all the time. They easily fall into
the trap men set for them all in the name of love, which is
indeed shrouded with so much deceits.

7 Ways Nigerian Guys Trick Ladies Into 'Use And Dump' Relationship

1. Money Factor

Nigerian Ladies are synonymous with the word 'money'. One of the
ways to win a runs lady's heart is to play the money game.
This is because the lady will easily succumb. Likewise, there
is hardly any lady who does not respect a man who spends
on her. Moreso, it is important for a guy to know he will
spend on his lady. However, if the lady is the lady-mad type,
guys will know she is highly susceptible to deceit. In this
way, she will be used and dumped.

2. Marriage Factor

When a Nigerian guy tells a lady he is seriously interested in
marrying her and the lady refuses, the next thing the guy
does is to devise ways in which he would hoodwink the
lady. This is because guys are very smart at knowing what
category a lady belongs (runs girl or wife material).
Immediately a man finds out a lady is a runs girl, the next
thing the man tires to do is to have fun with her and dump
her.

Ladies who fall into this category come up with lamentation
that a guy was with them for some years, but later left them.

3.Dating

The word dating is what guys use to trap single ladies. If a lot
of ladies are asked what they want, they will answer they
want dating. Therefore, a man will play his trump card and
stick to the woman for a very time until he achieves his aim
of use and dump.

4.Ladies' Priorities

Some Nigerian ladies deceive themselves by setting fantastical goals for
themselves. They build castle in the air. They tell the guy this
is what they want and nothing. They play the time delay
game whereby the guy will be at their mercy. Ladies of this
nature do not give a guy either a YES or a NO answer for a
long period of time. When the guy discovers the lady is
neither here nor there in terms of the type of relationship
she wants, the guy behaves a fool until he harms the lady
and dumps her.

5.He Pretends To Be Rich

Some Nigerian ladies really love the fine
things of life and would not want to settle down with a
struggling guy. Some guys would borrow their friend’s car
and even borrow their houses just to form rich guy. Some
ladies end up falling for this kind of guy and when you
already deep into the relationship, you realize, you fell for a
fake person.And after the guy has achieved his mission of him tricking you... He later dumps you.

6.Dedicated InChurch/ Mosque

Once a guy realizes you are a
religious person and he wants you, he would do anything to
get you, even if it means dedicating all his time to serving
God. Those kind of guys would follow you to all the weekly
activities, they would join a unit in church just so you think
they are Jesus lovers. They want you to think they actually love serving God whereby based on logistic.... They are only doing that so that they can gain your attention.. They don't have any feelings for you, except to use and dump you.. Smh!

7.He Takes All Your ‘Crap’

Some guys would let you do
whatever you want without complaining. They let you yell at
them and insult them. Some would even apologise when they
know they are not wrong just to get you. Just become their
girlfriend and they will show you who they are really are.
Before you say one word, he would have slapped some
sense into you. And that will surely leads to an abusive relationship, and am 100% sure he will dump you since
he has achieved his mission...

This is not to say all Nigerian guys play these tricks. There are still
some genuine ones out there. One just has to be careful
when falling in love so you don’t end up with someone who
is pretending to be what he is not and then you end up
unhappy and full of regrets..

Compiled By: DanceVille

cc:lalasticlala

Pfft.....


Who their wedding don Epp?

tosyne2much:
Nice write-up Oga Danceville

You forgot to add those that ask if a lady is a virgin on a first date

Thanks boss..


Longest time boss..

Bumbae1:
He telling lies

Thanks jare..

Mediapace:
Danceville is back

Boss of Boss....
I hail you bro....
Hope you're doing good bro?

pocohantas:
They won't hear... They will still come and tell us what most Nigerian girls like.

lol

SweetyZinta:
Lolz










seriously? I will marry you on a first date? I better Runnn for my life

Lol......

incredible70:
Op, is it your date ehn?

huh?

decatalyst:
Hey op, most Nigerian girls what to hear "I can buy you anything you want" even on half date!

Hmmm....

Really

Ladies... where are you?

Everything has a rule, even a relationship. There are
certain things that a guy would say to a lady on a first
date which would determine whether there will be
another date.


Most Nigerian men are not perfect when it comes to
wooing a lady. Due to ego, some men assume that they
can convince any girl to date them, irrespective of what
they do or say.


This principle might work for only a few but a higher
percentage of ladies expect a prospective boyfriend to be
on point in his manner of approach as well as in his
intentions.


First impression matters a lot. If you get it right on a first
date, you are more likely to get a second date and more.
Ladies do not appreciate a braggadocio, so mentioning
your achievements to a lady you are getting to know will
only turn her off.


Unfortunately, most Nigerian guys think this is the best
way to get a girl since most ladies are materialistic.
Well, you’ll need to change your vocabulary. Here are
some silly things most Nigerian men say to ladies that
should be avoided on a first date.


1. I Love You


Okay Pause! How can you possibly love someone you
are still getting to know? That would be lust and a huge
lie for you to say. In as much as you feel something for
her, it is definitely not love, so saying ‘I love you’ either
makes you a liar or a confused fellow.


2. I Am the Son of . . ./ the CEO of . . .


Men, Ladies First
Date
Some men cannot camouflage on low key because they
think if she knows who’se son he is, or where he works,
it might boost his reputation. Well, here’s the shocker,
women do not like it when men strike them as being
proud.
Some ladies might be overwhelmed by your status, some
do not care and may look down on your proud tellings. If
you are not her type, being the son of Dangote will not
change that.


3. You Look Like My Ex


Really! Comparison to an ex; who may still be her
competition, is a ‘NO NO Liner.’ Tell her she looks pretty
and not liken her to someone you once had feelings for.
That will only make her a second option; because your
ex is no more available, you want to settle for her look-
alike.


4. What Are Your Statistics?


Now this would piss women off totally. It is irritating
when men walk up to ladies and within few minutes start
to ask them for their statistics when the guys do not
work for modelling agencies.
This is a lustful question and most ladies may frown at
it. Not only is it inappropriate, it could sound as a rude
shock to the lady.


5. I Can Buy You Anything You Want


Men, Ladies First
Date
Ladies do not like it when they meet men who see them
as cheap,with the assumption that they would fall once
they know their financial needs can be taken care of.
Some ladies would rather walk in rags with pride than
date men who would give them clothes and later make
them feel worthless. Some men even go as far as saying
‘I Can Take You Round the World.’ Not every woman
enjoys these exaggerated promises, especially if the man
is trying so hard to buy her love.


6. I Will Give You Satisfaction


This is really disgusting and most men say it even
though not in black and white. Not only is it
inappropriate to say this to a woman, it is embarrassing
for a lady to be addressed like that when she is not a
prostitute. Even though ladies worry about the sexual
performances of their partners, they do not appreciate it
when men propose this to them while asking them out. It
makes them feel like the men are after their bodies and
nothing else.


7. I Want to Marry You


This line might captivate the heart of teenagers who do
not know what life is talking about. However, saying it to
a lady in her late twenties and above, suggests that you
are either mocking her or plan to use the marriage liner
to get into her panties.
Having said all of these, courtesy demands that the next
time you are about to sweep a lady off her feet, you
should stay clear off the above phrases. Be yourself and
she will love you for who you are.


Compiled By: DanceVille