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Cutezt:
[color=maroon] I See Nothing Wrong With No 3, I Have Slept On The Same Bed With My Gf For 3 Days, And Nothing Serious Transpired Between Us, BTW, I Will Outrightly Dump Any Lady Who Does'nt Give Me PDA, Warrafuk?? [/color]

Sorry!


Are you a lesbian?

ThemiDhayor:
Danceville don expose us.
Chai.. This guy how va now.

Nice thread.. Hope they'll listen.

Lol!

Thanks.

Kakamorufu:
Continue spoiling market

How did I bro?

falconey:
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I don't believe that bro...


Lol!

Every Nigerian Single ladies want to get married and of course wants to impress the man of their dreams.There's absolutely nothing wrong in showing off your good womanly skills and why you will make a better wife than your rival.

Buh there are some wifely duties you should avoid with your boyfriend if you want to have a good future ahead.


7 Wifely Duties Nigerian Ladies Should Avoid With Their Boyfriends

1. Mingle With His Friends

This might be fun if you knew him through his friends, buh nevertheless, you should cut down on all familarity with his friends once you start dating him.This will save you from the stress of your good intentions being misinterpreted,Or his friends knowing too much of you to begin to decide whether they like or approve you or not.

2. Do His Laundry

You should be focused on building your relationship, not how great a housekeeper you're.There are laundry shops on almost every street in Nigeria cities.If he tells you his clothes need washing, offer to call your laundry man for him or help him drop his clothes at the laundry shop.

3. Spend The Weekend At His Place

Most Nigerian ladies do this a lot and it's becoming a norm.You just want to have the feel of what it will actually be like living with him.It starts by sleeping over because it was too late for you to go home, then it progresses to you consciously going there for the weekend.What happened to the place you paid rent for? Smh..

4. Visit His Family Regularly

First things first, don't be in a haste to meet his family, or for him to meet your family unless he's planning to marry you.And when he finally introduces you to them, avoid paying the regular and uncalled for visits.The idea is not to get too involved with his family until you start bearing their name.

5. Depending On Him To Take Care Of You And Your Family

This is very common among Nigerian ladies, where a single lady assumes that all her financial burdens will be relieved by her boyfriend.Only lazy girls depend on their boyfriends for everything and if you want him to appreciate you, show him you're capable of taking care of your needs as well as that of your family.

6. Sleep With Him

Sex is sacred and was designed for married couples.You giving your body to your boyfriend goes against God's plan and also defiles your body and values.Stop giving him your body whenever he calls you up for it.Until he puts a wedding ring on your finger, then he's not worthy to receive wife benefits from you.When you become his wife, he will get treated like a husband.

7. Public Display Of Affection

Nigerian ladies are too fast in doing things when they are in a relationship.Try as much as possible to avoid going everywhere together, holding hands, kissing in public, uploading his pics on your social networks account and all that love birds do to drag attention.You might see it as part of spicing up your relationship buh it'll have negative effects on you if the relationship doesn't end up at the altar.

I drop my pen at this Juncture.


Written And Compiled By
DanceVille

FTC on my boss thread..


Lemme add mine

9. Food Seller

Nobody wants to buy food again due to what's happening in the country.. Food sellers are even hawking their food these days despite they have a shop.. Who knows maybe na them go eat am after hawking in the sun for almost 5hours without selling any portion out of it.

10. Hairdresser

Believe me.. Most Nigerian ladies can't afford to plait their hair... And this results to bad market for the hairdressers.Imagine them opening shops from 7am-6pm and they didn't have a single customer.Even a friend of mine that do plait her hair every week don cut am..


Lmao..

From one corrupt party to another.



Are those not the one that destroyed PDP? Now they're packing themselves go APC because they're in power now.



PoliticsSucks!

This is really a hard and puzzling event..


Seriously.. If I were in that situation.. Mehn! I don't know what to do..


I'd rather split myself into two..


A part for my mum and a part for my wife...


That's gonna be the time you'll wish you're a SUPERMAN..


Buh, I'll rather save my mum first before my wife because atleast she's still strong to fight for herself..

The power of creativity is real.


Is not when you're in a big company that you must wear suit.... Shey I lie?


That's his work and his shop is his office..


Atleast... He's SELF-EMPLOYED.

Wetin be this?



I concur!

Only God knows how many of Kano citizens can afford to buy a "Bicycle" talkless of a Tricycle these days.

When some Nigerians are really suffering and dying due to hunger.

How many Nigerians can afford to buy a bicycle talkless of saying a tricycle.


I no blame him.. Who no wan enjoy life.


Vanity!!

They must be kill also...




That's justice.



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I'm very sure they will release them in a very short time now.



#CorruptGovernment.

Lol! She be witch?


The girl must have watched a lot of yoruba movies for her using that excuse...


"I never knew I was pregnant"..
#Shoroninyen?...


And the mother be like "I know she's seeing a guy at her aunty residence"...


I didn't blame her sha since the bricklayer dude is giving her #500 everyday.
.."Just my thinking"



#Orisirisi...

Protest from morning till night, the man won't consider you.

Worst president/government since independence.

PDP is making a strong move..

Watching them with my 3D Glasses.

Ok.

What Buhari can really do to regain the trust of Nigerians Are:


1. Free Medical Service Across The Nation


2. More Employment Opportunities


3. Good Farming Facilities And Granting Of Loan
To Farmers


4. Incentives To Workers Especially Teachers


5. Be Truthful And Sincere


Just my thinking tho.


Don't forget to vote fynestboi for Mr Nairaland 2016.
Join the Team today.

Layooluwa:
hahahaha, your own lateness suppose take award. But welcome

lol.. Na nepa o.

[quote author=Fynestboi post=47792592][/quote]Brillant answers bro.

Layooluwa:
I'm sorry I'm late, I ran here as fast as I could
Beryln, am very angry with you, you didnt mention my moniker. Infact don't lemme get you
I sight team fynest in the house, hope the guy is making us proud
cc:
papinx
beryln
neyoor
danceville
Lordscent
Agarawu33 (I thought it was 23)
drdrei09
Ariyke

Sowie everyone... For been late.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]All the best, mon ami [/color]

Merci Amie..
Have a lovely night rest Amie..

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Bring it on dear, only don't fail to notify me.....I'm guessing it's a group thing.....the uniformity is what actually thrills me

Well, so far, it's been good....everything seems to be working into place
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Thanks dear... Gonna work hard on it and notify you when It's done.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Brilliant! .. would be great watching you dance ...... doing the stunting, you know
Talking of skills, I've got lots, singing and acting inclusive [/color]

I'm even planning to do a dance video and upload it on youtube buh I'm rehearsing for some mindblowing steps...
Wow! Nice skills.. I'd love to know to sing.
How was your day going dear?

Mediapace:
Thanks durling

**Remove slippers,dust it,run fast before danceville come for my head**

Lol! Why would I do that bro?

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Wow, that's interesting ....love to watch people dance, especially the stunts

Yeah, I can, not professionally tho [/color]

Wow! That's good.
Stunt is like a kid to me... I do play with it.
What's your skill dear?

Mediapace:
I tagged you and doing the wooing behind my back

Lol!
E ma binu sir.

Mediapace:
Charijee and danceville
kwantinue wooing,am here

Lol! Baaba... Na you tag us o.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Morning dear , trust you slept well?

Are you a dancer
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Yea, I did.


Yes dear... I'm a dancer.

Can you dance also?

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Lol why the excitement?
It's been splendid so far.....
How was yours? [/color]

Morning Dear.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]I'm cool, are you the Danceville? [/color]

I'm thrilled because I'm chatting with you..


How has been your day?

Nice one op.

Buh girls aren't Bread bro, how would we start to toast them...


Like if it's true.