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Guys are good at tempting ladies to have sex with them when they visit their Girlfriends.

They do scheme every means to make sure they have sex with their girlfriends.

No time to check wristwatch.

Sit back and enjoy.


7 Ways Guys Act That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Girlfriends.


1. Following You Around The House

He follows you around the house just like MTN "Everywhere You Go".From the sitting room to dining room to the kitchen.He don't mind following you to the bathroom if given the chance...*Lmao*

2. Changing Seat Like Pampers

They do change seat like a baby pampers.He might first seat on a couch, stylishly port to the stool, from the stool to where you're sitting at.Their motives is to look for a means to rub and touch part of your body...*Guys, shey na lie?*

3. Brings Obscene Movies To Her House

He will bring movies that contain erotic scenes along to make sure he catapult you and arouse your body.

4. His Joystick Continues Rising

If you notice his joystick rising like the price of "Garri", that means he's having sexual feelings towards you.He's waiting for you to give him the way so he might proceed.

5. Show Me Your Apartment

They do request that you should show them your apartment as if they are looking for a "Stolen Treasure" in your room.Their motives is that they want you to show them your bedroom.

6. Staring At Your Boobs Seductively

He stares at your boobs seductively when both of you are having a conversation.He's imagining how it'll be like to be able to touch it if given the chance.

7. Takes Every Opportunity To Touch You

He takes every little opportunity to touch you.He tries placing his hand at those zones.Any excuse he has, he'll certainly take advantage of....*Na lie?*


Let the bashing proceed.

Feel free to add yours.

Written And Compiled By
DanceVille

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Mediapace:
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Mediapace:
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Rhesusmonkey:
Especially if he is an instrumentalist, he will start making some funny professional sounds just 2 impress her, not as if he is trying 2 impress God

GloryIsaac:
Really funny when i see my niggas claiming holy b'cos of some babe

Well, as long as we hit the target, the way its done wont matter

GloryIsaac:
That no 2 shaa.... All these devils suddenly become interested in church activties when there's a target on board ...

Shout out to ma niggas!!!

GloryIsaac:
That no 2 shaa.... All these devils suddenly become interested in church activties when there's a target on board ...

Shout out to ma niggas!!!

SAINTSAMURAII:
NICE ONE @OP. one of the things i love about myself and that most of my friends have noticed, is that no matter how beautiful you are, even if you are dj cuppy, when it comes to church service, i dont notice you, its like you are not even there at all. i give my 100% focus to the teachings, prayers and praises of that service. i can be crushing on you outside, but inside church, in my mind you dnt exist.

ronald4lif:
Yes and the most painful one is if you know where she normally sits every Sunday's and go early to secure a sit near hers only for her to come and sit somewhere else. Chai, that one can pain ehh.

CaroLyner:
wat shall it profit you to stare at a girl all through service and she ends up giving you the "cold look.

ronald4lif:
That number 3 sha, if I hear say I'm not guilty. And it's very paining when you get to church only to realise that there's no space near where your crush is seated.

Cutehector:
i really cant fathom it cuz i think its right from secondary school. I just prefer datin a lady from outside my vicinity... No reasons for it tho

CaroLyner:
they look at her all through the service. just to get noticed.

wristbangle:
nice one Mr. Danceville

Cutehector:
I dont date people in my neighborhood

It's a normal thing to have a crush in the church.

Even nowadays, pastors do tell their church members to marry each other in the Church.And I think that's not bad.

Buh funnily enough...Guys do strategise some ways to make sure they get the attention of their crush.

No Time to check Wristwatch, time is moving quickly.

7 Ways Nigerian Guys Act To Get The Attention Of Their Crush In Their Church
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1. They Look For A Way To Be Her Friend

Guys find every means to be her friend.They will always study and calculate the time she used to arrive to the church.That's when you'll see them coming to church early so that he might talk to her and compliment her on her bag, dress, earrings etc.They just want her to acknowledge them.

2. Pretend To Be Holy

Guys pretend to be holy even more holy than their pastor."A thug in his house buh a pastor in the church"...They make sure they attend bible study, fellowship, evangelism etc because they know their crush loves doing the work of God.They do think that if they're not showing the "Holy Side", their crush won't want to acknowledge them.

3. Always Trying To Seat Next To Her

They always scheme, prepare and calculate where their crush would seat before they go ahead to seat.They make sure they seat beside her so that they might try to get her audience and have a conversation with her, which might later results to both falling for each other.*I'm guilty of this particular one*.

4. They Join Units Their Crush Is

They make sure they join units where there crush is.Imagine their crush be in the Chorister's unit and this my guy doesn't know how to sing.They don't mind whether is Prayer unit or Drama unit.They just must be there.

5. Stalk And Add Her On Church Whatsapp Group

I remember a day when my friend added his crush through church whatsapp group and his crush reported him to the pastor..*I can't laugh*..They make sure they stalk her on Whatsapp church group and later add her up as a friend without them disclosing their ID to her to avoid being Embarrass or Rejected.

6. Make Her Their Prayer Partner

Guys make sure that their crush is their prayer partner.They don't mind lying to her that "Sister, God revealed unto me, that you must be my prayer partner".Chai! Using God to deceive her because of your Master plan to get her attention.I'm sure guys are guilty of this particularly one.

7. They Try To Impress Her Through Their Gift

This is the most common one.Even I am guilty of this.They tried displaying their gifts and talents to impress and get their crush attention.If you see any guy performing special number every blessed Sunday during the church service...Oh boy! He's only trying to impress his crush ni o..Guys know ladies love a guy that can Sing, dance, play guitar etc.They tried using that to make it easy for them to approach her just to hear the word "Hi" with the hope of them hearing "Wow! I love your special ministration"..*I can't laugh*.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Guys which of these are you guilty of?

Feel free to add yours.



List Written And Compiled By
DanceVille

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AngelAhnie:
All the 7, what you listed above are what ladies do these days, I wear tight clothes cos of my shape and size, apart from bleaching others are seen as fashion trends.

bitchcrafts:
uhuh! What's your objection then?

AngelAhnie:
The list is not true

AngelAhnie:
I'm speechless...

bitchcrafts:
Funny it got you cracked up, essence is if you see it as plain truth. Do you?

alecx:
The ladies who do that are those who don't know their worth...

bitchcrafts:
Lol. All these are not sure pointers a girl need commitment... Ladies who seriously wanna get engaged get niggas hooked by assuming fake personalities by behaving too good etal... Bitchees who just wanta fukc , roll and "live the life" ;milking randy men dry if possible go this way IMO.

olatunjithomas:
Celestial Church Of Christ.

olatunjithomas:
oyeahh!! like everytime you come with a thread, you don't stay below or go above 7, you must be a member of CCC

Rexhenrex:
[b].let me help you contribute and add!

1,Imagine a girl wearing a very short cloth then passing in the midst of guys drawing it down why na? Remember u will attract a guy quite alright, but a type who will only be after those laps u are displaying. there is beauty in dressing decent you don't need to be naked to have a man if not strippers would be married to the richest of men!

2,**tattooing**
remember a runs girl that tattooed her boobs with a butterfly as boys finished handling it, now it looks like a hyena sketch. Piercing aspect i wanna ask pls after 6 ear holes,you pierce nose,belly chai don't forget to pierce your brain also because u don't need it anymore. This will never attract a responsible guy trust me.


3,**bleaching**
imagine Jessica that was as black as my timberland,saw her last week she is now transparent not even fair her own bleaching mehn is out of Africa.or is it rita that has dark parents and siblings but now looks like a Philippine? I don't think there is any black girl in naija again sef.

4,**ready to live with a guy**
,some pretend to be stranded and ask a guy to pass the night at his place but surprisingly after coming fRom work the next day u still meet her,worst is she go up to the extent of seducing to keep him to herself **new flash** u can't keep a guy with sex. And don't come crying after 12 abortions and he marries another lady.

5,using there nudes as d.ps on nL,lemme not mention names sha but them know themselves goodneews e won't work lai lai.

The last thing you should never do is to try to change whom you are just for a guy you ain't sure will marry you,e.g. If u are not the kinda wide type that party,dress indecent,smoke or drink don't do these things to win a man. quite alright he might be attracted yes but marriage forget it,it won't work he can't take a fool to his mom sorry.if u are the good type continue and u will get ur dream man.[/b]

olatunjithomas:
come op,I suspect this your 7. 7. 7. 7 of a thing.you should be probed

olatunjithomas:
are you kidding me? so you've been traveling all around while I have waited for you all my life.?

dollyjoy:
I have travelled all the states yet no husband,God help me.