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Cutehector:
U ppo should leav our Nigerian sisters alone ooo.. every Saturday, they are getting married sha ...



Shebi God's time is the best rhai?

Nigerian Single ladies make us of some excuses to justify and make themselves look Innocent when they were being asked, reasons why they don't have a boyfriend yet.


Well, I didn't form this write up by guessing buh I do more research and questioning from some of my girl friends that're single.

Well, let's go back to the topic.

7 Excuses Nigerian Single Ladies Give To Justify Themselves When They Don't Have Boyfriends

1. I Don't Want To Get Involve In A Relationship

They do make use of this excuse of not liking to get involve in any relationship with a guy.And would you believe, most of them love watching "Philippian and Korean" Romance Movies, and they do feel like Shedding tears when a break-up scene comes up.A lady of 35years old, still claiming she don't want to be in a relationship.... She needs deliverance from a pastor in the North.Or did she wants to be a Sister? There's nothing impossible for God to do.

2. Guys Are Distraction

How could a guy distract you when you have something doing.A guy can never distract you, if only you distract yourself.Nigerian ladies do make use of this excuse to justify themselves.

3. I Prefer Foreign Guys

This is so appalling and displeasing when you heard a typical Nigerian lady saying she prefer a foreign man.I pity you!... Many ladies that do say this are single buh in order to protect and justify themselves, they do claim Foreign guys are the best... I think we even have them on Nairaland forum..Smh! For you.

4. Nigerian Guys Are Players

Lol! This is a trend among them, "Nigerian Guys are Players".There a reason why a guy would dumb your ass and that's because you've already give him the ball to play.Not every Nigerian guys are players, you just have to observe and don't rush into his arms... "Clearer Eyes Choose The Best Product".

5. I Don't Have Time For Guys Now

Imagine a Thirty years old lady, saying this particular phrase and she do watch movies 24 hours every day...Then what did you have time for? Watching romance movies? You need a counselling miss.

6. I Want To Face My Work

Whenever I do hear this, I do bursted out laughing even climbing the Lekki bridge and jump down..*lol*... Sister, are you telling me that, is your work you wanna marry and gives you a better life ? *If I hear*...

7. Still Waiting For God's Time

Well! It's very good to wait for God's time."God's time is the best".Buh how would you have a spouse when you turned down every guy that cometh your way.Tosyne2much came, you said "No".Wristbangle came, you said "No".And you have almost clocked 40 years old.. Still deceiving yourself that "I'm Waiting For God's Time".. I pity you.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours.

Written And Compiled By
DanceVille

Smellymouth:
Baba Nla, na so body dey do me whenever I see you, Tosyne2much and Danceville threads :::::

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obadisa:
Men have the gift of
spotting baggage-
carriers from afar off,
as well as the skill to
avoid them.
Well, most men… If
you’re one of the
helpless souls who do
not, here are the 8
types of women that
no young Nigeria man
should date at all


1. The Barbie.
The only thing Barbie has, is her pretty face.
Finish. She’s the type of
woman that doesn’t
know much about
anything. Hell, she
doesn’t care much
about anything! As long
as her pretty face is
intact, the world can
burn for all she cares.


2. The Drama Queen.
Avoid this person like a
plague, even as a friend.
She has no qualms
about creating a scene
over a perceived sin. She
would bawl her eyes
out loudly in public if she
feels you don’t love her;
or love her enough. She
cries, she’s passionate
and yes, she looooves
the attention.


3. The Possessive/
Obsessive Clinger.
Similar to Miss DQ
above, but she doesn’t
have the need to cause
drama; she has a need
for YOU. At all times.
She calls thrice an hour.
Her first question
always is ‘Where are
you?’ If you don’t pick
up because you’re
getting chewed up by
your boss, expect the
multi-page accusatory
text messages to start
flooding in. She gets
upset when you have
the barest interaction
with another woman.
She wants to be the
only presence in your
life. Before she goes the
way of Cameron Diaz’s
character in ‘Vanilla
Sky’, quickly give her
the boot.


4. The Wife.
She is not interested in
dating. She doesn’t
want a boyfriend: she
wants a husband. She
wants to marry. Now!
One date and she’s
ready to meet your
parents. Two weeks on
and she has chosen the
names of the children
you will have together.
Nobody said women
were logical creatures
but then, life – as well
as love – is in stages.
I’m not sure I like you
yet and you’re already
choosing aso ebi… slow
down madam.


5. The Party Animal.
There’s nothing wrong
with letting your hair
down and having fun
occasionally. When it
now becomes a way of
life, nne, we have a
problem. Sometimes
one needs to chill and
enjoy the other
person’s company. Not
this lady. She knows all
the happening places in
Lagos. And Abuja. And
London. Her friends are
going. And she must be
there too. The party
animal will be bored
with you in no time.


6. The Cheat.
Seriously, do I need to
explain this? There is no
way in the world to
have a meaningful
relationship with
someone who’s
cheating on her
boyfriend with you.
Even if she gets out of
that relationship and
starts a new one with
you, you know that she
has no qualms about
infidelity. She’s going to
cheat on you too. Period.


7. Nairabody.
“I ain’t saying she’s a
gold digger, but she aint
messing with no broke
n…” This is the type of
woman who craves the
finer things in life and
expects a man to
provide them. She’s
with you only for the
money. She might
actually ‘like’ you, but if
you can’t buy her things
and generally assume
responsibility as her
personal cash
dispenser, forget it; you
can’t get five minutes
of her time. She’s a pro
at using sex as a tool:
you get it when you
pay. The moment she
finds a more affluent
man (that is if she
doesn’t have a bunch of
you suckers around her
pinky already), she’s
going to kick your broke
behind to the curb.
Expecting a steady
stable relationship from
Nairabody is futile.
There are better ways
to waste time and
money.


8. Your neighbour’s
teenage daughter.
Forget how she looks in
a tank top. There’s a
law against that type
of thing.I know oga tosyne2much is guilty of this and my oga 7 point agenda(Danceviille)
Cc wristbangle

okuneddie:
must everyone know that danceville is shy? see how u open his yansh

Fynestboi:
Oga MI na you ooooo.

Nice piece.

menxer:
This OP sef, which kind 7 reasons?

Being shy is the main if not the only reason that would hinder a guy from approaching a lady.

I used to be shy approaching ladies, how did I over come it?

when attracted to a lady, I would tell myself "I am exchanging my friendship for hers," with that I was oblivious to all limiting factors.

Surprisingly it worked most of the time and when it didn't, I refused to feel rejected/dejected but that She is in a relationship already.

most importantly, be creative as no two ladies would fall for the same things, and it will shock you at what ladies fall for.

Fynestboi:
2&5 Used to be my thing, but now

Lovelynature:
Gush! DanceVille just described me then


I was so shy to the point that a beautiful lady crushing on me started the talking. Since then, she gets angry whenever we don't talk.
I saw the greenlight then, yet very shy


I have changed anyway. It's all about confidence and determination even when intimidated

missingrib:
u sure know how to......

johnstar:
Choi

Na me o, i'm too shy how do i get rid of it
I can't even ask a gal out, or juz too shy to say hello excpt wen i take alcohol


Okay mayb wen i gt a car on my own, my car we do d toasting #teamdatewhite gals, 9ja gals making it hard for guys since d days of adam and eve

AngelAhnie:
Yes very shy for doing that

AngelAhnie:
Gabby a friend of mine

SirWere:
Space booking on your own thread
It is big for you ooooooo

AngelAhnie:



He kept asking me same question for like hundred times.. So he did that cox he's shy, good to know

Guy: Angel, what is your real name?

me: my name is Ann

Guy: Oh, Ann that's a nice name.

After few minutes of talking about how he can't cook and all that. He asked same question

Angel what's your real name and I answered you've asked this same question for like 100 times
Shy guys are very funny

BiafraBushBoy:
a

Rapmoney:
Good evening, Danceville!

kenonze:
U don't have to fight to keep wat belongs to you.

Nobody can " dis" me

Mediapace:
Welcome back

Mediapace:
Ltns Oga where una go now

okuneddie:
lol.....OK dear I understand.....where is danceville

Rapmoney:
Seun, lalasticlala, rocktation...

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