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I totally agree on what Reuben Abati said.

This is so appalling and becoming more rampant in the society.Well, other countries also write like this not only Nigerians.

Assuming you want to send a text message to a friend or any person, and you don't have more than #8 on your phone as airtime.There's no way you won't use shortcut to save your airtime usage.

But some people overdo it that makes them fail in their Examinations especially during Essay writing.

Imagine a student that want to write 'I Went To See Her Yesterday" writing "I went 2 c ha yestaday".

I noticed Nairaland's rule that said "Type in correct English and don't make use of abbreviations".But you will still see people not obeying this law.

I guess Seun has to do something about that.Let the "Change" start here sir.Believe me, other social media will do the same sir.

I have lots to write but let me stop here for now.

okuneddie:
where urs bros....lalasticlala u are not left out o

I go upload am now sir.

Baba! You be handsome dude fa.

GloryIsaac:
Permit me to add small

The Person that no one invited

No one knows who they are or where they came from. They make up some answer about how they know the couple. We all know the real reason, free origin, Rice and to pick up babes

The Micheal Jacksons

This ones always want to showoff their dancing skills, with intentions of impressing that babe sitting at the back .... They dont waste time in stepping unto the dancefloor at the slightest beat of music...

The Critics

These ones are there just to criticize every single thing done at the wedding, from how bad the cake is to how bad the brides makeup is they never see a positive side ..

The Last Minuter

This ones are never on time for the wedding despite being informed 2 months ago, they fail to realize that wedding planning is done ahead of the wedding, not in the morning... you'll know them once you see them, always in a haste, probably blaming each other...

My little addition

Cc Danceville..

Baba! I hail you oo.


Great write up bro.


*Spot on*.

Femich18:
Yoruba women are mostly guilty of that No 3. U go see them stretching hand all the time(temi da.. temi da)...At the end their bag go full of rice, meat and oda item Wey dem share.

That's true! *lol*

We have different types of people with different motives of going to a wedding.

Have met many categories of people in a typical Nigerian wedding.Lemme narrow down seven out of them.

Here are 7 Categories Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Wedding Ceremony


7. The Picture Freak

This set of people will take picture from the beginning of the wedding to the end.Every one minute they're taking pics.If it's not a selfie, they're begging someone to help them out.

6. The Food Fighter

They're ready to pick a fight if they're not served food or drink on time.They would fight anyone who tries to stop them from achieving their goal which is to eat to their satisfaction.

5. The Attention Seeker

These one have no chill.They are all over the place seeking attention.They will go out and come back hundred times.They just want to be noticed by that guy or lady seating at the back, middle and front, that's all.

4. Fashion Police

They're at the wedding to criticize, condemn what people are wearing.They will analyse you from head to toe.Their job is to look for the faults in people's clothes, make up and shoes..*Ladies are guilty of these especially*.

3. Just There For "Item No 7"

By the hungry look on their face you will know them.Most of them will still keep asking for more.They will eat and claim not to have eaten.Some even come with disposable bags to pack food home..*lol*

2. The Quiet Observers

They just sit quietly and observe everything going one.They're hardly ever noticed as they just remain in one place from the beginning of the ceremony to the end.They're always Ex of the groom or bride...*They do pray the wedding shouldn't end well***Choi!*.

1. The Out Of Place Kind Of People

Most of time, these people have no idea who the couple is.They just roam around town every Saturday, looking for anywhere there's wedding reception and when they find one, the secretly settle in..*Lwkm*

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Which of these are you guilty of?

Feel free to add yours..

Compiled By
DanceVille

Thank God It's Saturday!

Precel1:
What's the difference between a runz girl and a prostitute

Prostitute is a person that sleeps around.


Runs girl is a person that hustles for money, search for sugar daddies buh not most of them sleep around like a prostitute.


If you don't understand, pls just go thru... Google.com

Angelberry:
Danceville


Nice one op

My nairaland crush!!!

You haven't slept..

No. 1,2 and 4 is a straight RED card for divorce.

Nice one op.

Lemme add mine join

10. Gambler

If you get married to a gambler, it's like you're alreading gambling your life.A gambler will always think about how he's going to win "Baba Ijebu" game buh won't think about you talkless of how the family is going.

11. Prostitute

My brother! Abeg, don't marry a prostitute ooo.Don't think she has big assets,she's qualify to be a good wife.Walahi! I pity you...*Straight Red Card for divorce*.

12. Runz Girl

A runs girl has nothing to offer you after getting married with her.She only marries you because of your "big fish in your bank account".Trust me, when there's no more fish in the account.She'll start continuing doing her previous work which is searching for another "Maga" "Mugu" and "Sugar daddy".
..**You will be like "OMG! I'm I in Heaven"?**

I park my tricycle here for now...*Petrol is now a Gold for my area fa*

Cc:lalasticlala.
Please sir, do justice to this thread.

Angelberry:
Yes, it was lifted today

Ehya!
That's great sha.

*Welcome Back*

Angelberry:
Am back from nairaland prison.

Were you ban?

Mzsolmi:
ah! OP how can one love sex more than their life? Lmaoo.its unfair oo n tk tym oo....i be ibo gyal buh frm anambra

Lol!


*See You*

Some Guys love sex more than their life dear.

tosyne2much:
So you just got to know?

Yes bro!

Countrygirl:
Yea

Wow!

Oga Tosyne2much! I hail you o.

Op! I support you with Lil kesh.


Seriously, most Nigeria hip hop songs are nasty and wack.Imagine! What's the meaning of "Efejoku"... Does anyone knows the meaning?


It's high time we started bashing out some rubbish musicians out.

Hope Airforce1 go make a change..

Mediapace:
I don go there before now,them dirty like... Especially ilorin

For Your mind bro.

Mediapace:
**Grabs chalk**
Let me add some states :


kwara state : Hope you know OP came from that state,they can wear one undies for a week

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Chai! Mediapace! Undies for a week? Ah! Ah! Who told you that?


*lol*

Countrygirl:
Lolz @ ekiti......no wonder, abeg wia tosyne.

Some benue guys are caring. So u are partially correct.

Hmm! Is Tosyne2much from Ekiti?

annnikky:
OK, U've saved him

Lol!

Nay! He hasn't dear.

tjfulloption:
#grab pen and paper
let me help you with Kebbi guys: they are cool headed, smart, hard working, decent, religious and industrious. ladies always die for them.

Really? Thanks boss.

CivilzedTyger:
I've been there Dad used to work there.

Wow! That's good!

Mediapace:
Cake you mean ?
Na the one seun put on my profile me and my friends chop now,will you mind if i send it now .

Danceville no be so ?

Na so jawe.

Didn't even know Sèun knows how to bake a tasty cake like that...*grin*

waxxydude:
Danceville shey u be carpenter? cus u nailed it on these states!


-Kogi state guys real descent fellas buh dey can be lame!


-Delta state niqqas, if i were to be gay, my gay-mate would probably be from there! u'll find real handsomes blokes and its never dull with em, never!.


-Imo states, O-town boys fresh buh dem nor dey get swags and dem like money die. Their guys are cool!


-Edo state, the 40% stuff's so true, buh dem nor dey dull .Sometimes their behaviour dey funny me eh!


-P.H! I dont want to be biase, buh you know say P-town niqqas nor fit dey bottom! we d best.. daz all


I havent visited other states to confirm buh with these ones i've seen your justified.

Lol!


Abeg, call lalasticlala to come and give this thread a wider coverage.

CivilzedTyger:
Lol but Kogites no decent at all oo especially Okland guys they fight to assert their supremacy and gain attention

Really? Hmm! I think u're right bro.

CivilzedTyger:
Op you mean Kogi guys are decent and respectful hmm buy your self brain ooo

Lemme buy yours.Since you're ready to sell it.


*grin*

Ramon92:
Neither am I

Then, we're on the same page be that...*grin*

SAINTSAMURAI:
hehehe bro u know d way we dey do am 4 waff town na, na two oloshos na win am.

Ah! Olosho?


Lordsamurai... My father is a pastor.

You wan corrupt me abi? *lol*

Ramon92:
And what's more satisfying than money and sex??

I didn't say it's not good.

SAINTSAMURAI:
TEAM DELTA STATE, SO TRUE @OP.

Hmm!

Oya pass me two bottles of Mirinda.. One for me and the other for my brother Mediapace.