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tee59:
Really?Well done.

The way some Nigerian single Ladies are acting and behaving nowadays is so hilarious.They do think it's normal stuffs unknowingly understand that they're only torturing themselves.
Since the society made marriage a do or die affairs.

7 Ways Some Nigerian Single Ladies Act When Desperately Searching For Boyfriends.
1. Wearing Uncomfortable Clothes

Nigerian single ladies that do have the mind that today today I must catch the attention of guys.Imagine a fat lady wearing a very tight blouse and trouser in the sun and sweating profusely as if she's digging a well.They do wear uncomfortable dresses in order to kill the swag and make guys go 'gaga' at the blink of an eye.

2. Piercing Part Of Their Body

Not only runs girls or prostitute do pierce part of their body nowadays.Some Nigerian single ladies do pierce part of their body especially the nose parts.The pain they go through from being getting pierced is even more than being beaten by Wire.Seriously, are you a fulani or bororo?

3. Bleached Off Their Natural Skin

Many single ladies desperating searching for a boyfriend do bleached off their natural skin.The money they spent to buy those bleaching cream can even help them to buy a plot of land.Later on when they don't have the money to buy the cream again, their face will be a Goat half burnt.

4. Stylishly Putting Their Boobs On Display In Public

I remember a day a lady was flashing her boobs to me on the street.Displaying their boobs as if they're meant for useless things.Who sensible guy would want to marry a lady showing off her private asset.

5. Spending Money On Hair And Jewelleries

Nigerian single ladies do spent their little earned money in order to look pretty and to make sure guys notice them and they might later get a date.A lady that doesn't even has a Three, Two-square meal in a day spends her money on expensive hair and jewelleries.. I pity them! At the end of the day, they will be a sugar cane plant.

6. Travelling From State To State

There's no place in Nigeria that they don't know.Today, from Kwara To Lagos, Lagos To Rivers.Kilode! The amount of the Transport fare they used to travel can even help them to have their own small scale shop.

7. Attending Parties 24/7

This is a thread among them..They are a VIP at every parties in their area.That's their second abode, after their house.At morning, you'll see them, Afternoon, you'll see them, Evening, you'll see them.Even if they end up with a guy at the end of the day, they'll later get dump after the guy has get under her panties.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours

List Compiled By
DanceVille

Cc:lalasticlala

MrPortable0000:
Ladies are very funny, silly and very mean to guys who denied having s*x with her.
They feel like “How could you turn me down”…”I’m I so cheap?”.
Without wasting much time.

Here are 8 ways ladies act when a guy refuses having s*x with Her.

1. They Label Him Impotent

Ladies always label guys who turned them down for s*x impotent; A person that cannot perform very much in bed.When a guy turned down the offer of having s*x with her, from that day onward the guy has been labelled Impotent.She don’t mind saying it infront of him that day..”You This Impotent”.

2. They Call Him Unromantic Boy

When a guy denied having s*x with her, ladies assume that the guy is not romantic.This makes me remember the day I went to my girlfriend’s house and she took me to her room.She removed her shirt leaving the bra and she said, “Should we start”? I said, “Start what”? Please My mother advised me not to have s*x with any girl until I’m married.

After hearing this, she said am not romantic sef and she’s only teasing me maybe I’ll fall for it…Crap!

3. End Up The Relationship At The Spot

They end up the relationship immediately after the guy refused having s*x with her..They feel ashame of themselves.

4. Badmouth Him Whenever She And

Her Friends Pass By Him
Look at that Impotent guy, he didn’t even know what is call s*x talkless having s*x with a girl.
I’m pretty sure he must possess a small Joystick.That’s what they say among themselves.

5. Chase Him Out Of Her Room

Without blinking of an eye when the guy say NO, with immediate effect, they resulted in chasing him out of her room.Or she says…”You need to go now, I’m going somewhere”.

6. Lie She’s On Period

They do lie that they are on period when the guy refused to have s*x with her..
“Oops! I even forgot am on my period”.

7. She Rapes Him

Chai! This makes me remember the day my friend was almost raped by her female friend in our house..Had it been I haven’t knocked the door, who knows maybe the guy would have been raped.
They tried raping him even if it’s by drugging him to dead, they don’t care.

8. They Start Raining Curses On Him

After the guy say NO to her s*x request.The lady is so frustrated that she starts raining curses on him, because he has saw her unclothedness.Sister, who send you to remove your cloth? Some ladies don’t even mind going to a “Babalawo”(Spiritual Father) or “Alfa” to help them curse him.
May God help us sha.

Feel free to add yours
Ladies, which of these are you guilty of?

http://proudlynationz.com.ng/2016/06/ways-ladies-act-when-a-guy-turns-down-the-offer-of-having-sx-with-her/

Mediapace:
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Those bolded one though , they must be celebrants. Troublesome kids plenty there

MrPortable0000:
Being unmarry should be a very special time for you; A time to study and learn; To think about what you would like to do in the future; To develop friendships; And to grow into the kind of person you want to be as an adult.This is an exciting time for you to discover the opposite s*x buh without having to deal with the complications of being involved in S#xual activity.

Dating can be a lot of fun without s*x! Getting into the S#xual scene can short-circuit the growth you need to become a mature adult!.

Don’t be afraid you will lose him or her if you say “NO” to s*x.If your boyfriend wants you only for your physical self, then they aren’t worth it.

Ten Good Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Indulge In s*x When You Haven’t Marry.

1. First of all, you won’t ever have to worry about getting pregnant, you will never experience the fear and anxiety of having to tell your parents, “I’m pregnant..” or “I got my girlfriend pregnant”.Pregnancy should be a happy announcement after marriage.

2. You will never have to worry about getting “STD”[Sexually Transmitted Disease].

3. You’ll be free to grow emotionally, psychologically, intellectualy and spiritually.

4. You will feel good about yourself, knowing that you didn’t give in to your partner pressure.

5. By not falling into “the s*x-trap” , you’re building your psychological strength and self-esteem.

6. You will be setting an example for others, siblings, friends and people around you, showing them that S#xual activity can be avoided.

7. You will be protecting your own reputation, no lady wants to be known as “Loose” or “Olosho”, no guy wants the reputation of being a “Stud” or “Maniaks”.

8. You will known for certain that he or she cares about you for who are and not just for your physical person.

9. You will be free to channel your energies into healthy activities such as Reading, Studies, Sports, etc.

10. The last buh not least… You will learn not confuse love with s*x.s*x can be spontaneous and brief (A One Night Stand).Love takes time to grow and lasts forever.

NB
I created this article to advice everyone(Both Gender) not to think “s*x is Love” before marriage.A guy can have s*x with you today and dump you tomorrow.And will always badmouth you infront of his friends.

Say No To s*x Before Marriage..

Written By Danceville…

http://proudlynationz.com.ng/2016/05/10-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-indulge-in-s-x-before-marriage/

Mediapace:
Egbon me don drop the popcorn for floor Oo,Atletico don dey loose

VaginaTerrorist:
Guys always Like asking for sex

centboy123456:
Nice write and tell them my guy girls too dey form oh

Aniwhyte:
Before clickling on the article link i already knew that it was written by danceville because of the 7 - - - well done man weldone, you have already written your name on nairaland top 10 porpular and great members (Legends), like the likes of Lalasticlala
Tosyn2much
wrisybangle
e.t.c, e.t.c, e.t.c
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Weldone master Danceville

fiyah:
Was listening to this program on radio and a question was thrown to the general public. The question which is,

Why Do You Lock Your Phones?

Whether single, dating or married, why do you lock your phones?

tosyne2much:
Nice one baba

Lmao @ You need a pastor from the North

Cutehector:
oya stop complaining... did a girl reject u lately?

Rexhenrex:
[b]very true another one that piss me off is a statement like

**i don't want a boyfriend because he will want sex.you said what?? Mean while she masturbate 3 times a day worst of all she av slept with every tunde,larry,henry,dayo,chika . And u still av the guts to say he will demand for sex.well why would you want a boyfriend knowing fully well he will privatise you whereas you are a public property. Top it all you dress like a LovePeddler and visit guys Half naked you shouldn't blame him because u are the one tempting him! Is it possible for you to have light and your phone is at 3% and u won't change it??

**Its bad to have a boy friend**

i can remember a very lengthy argument i had with a woman in a taxi last week she said its bad and i asked her ok how can one marry without being friends with there spouse to be? So courtship is wrong? As for me having a boyfriend or a girlfriend is not a problem as long as one is an adult.

Having a b.f or g.f is not wrong but what matters is what u people do that matters. as long as its leading to marriage and you eschew from fornication the its perfectly fine to have one.

**A perfect man**
some want a God fearing,tall,fair,caring,loving, gentle,rich,handsome,that doesn't drink,smoke,snore,has good dress sense, nice humour,truthful, and hardworking haba sister how can u find all this in one person,he don't need to be perfect u can work on him instead of being a gold digger be a goal digger to him make him perfect for or well you might be lucky continue waiting till when u get to 38 and start finding one like mtn service or better still its raining season use laka(clay) to mould one.

Having a b.f Or g.f is a matter of choice its better you just say no you ain't interested than giving silly reasons like your pastor said its wrong mtcheew.[/b]

Estharfabian:
Codeine? Yh?

Smellymouth:
Egbon, I smell FP


Lalasticlala, food don ready oo

Estharfabian:
What About those ladies that don't make excuses? But Are Surprisingly happy being single?





We still Exist tho...

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with rich phonetics for Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

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The next week, I saw her twerking at one strip club like ::::


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif




I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::


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She was surprised and reacted like::

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I left the Strip club like :::


https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

gbens2000:
make i had mine,i want to be idependent i dont want a man that would own me.and they keep hustling till they are 40 years still in there papa house and the next thing u see on their house gate is iceblock sold at an affordable price,5 blocks for 20 naira. space booked not eve a million dollars







































bring 5k and i would sell

Smellymouth: