₦airaland Forum

Pyno30:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.


Happy Holiday Extension till Thursday July 7th bz of the absence of the moon

Very funny...


Can't stop laughing.

vanhayor:
no ooooo Dem for dey visit graveyard Whr dem wan go if dem no go d seven places wey u mention

Lol!

This story just dey annoying me sef.


A sex worker vs a magistrate should have been the title.

Shut the fuuckkk up, are you God or a seer?


What's the difference between APC and PDP?

Just blabbing nonsence to entice the citizens due to the present harsh economy.

Smellymouth:
Baba, food go full everywhere ooo

RICE STEW RAM VERY PLENTY!!

Oshe baddest!

Na me You go first see in your house in the morning..

LordDecency:
1.They Be Like Kilode His Naht Even Lookinq At My Direction....






2.When the Ushers stop her from sitting next to dah Cute Guy.....

Lol bro..

Smellymouth:
Alaye, I am so thrilled

I don Iron my Sallah clothes

Ayam ready forrit

Lol! What about "Tibi Tibi"? I mean food bro?


Hope food go dey sha? Make I come your house.

Smellymouth:
...

Baba!

Long time bro.

How tomorrow gonna be?*winks*

Chrisrare:
True. A woman dats not married cant be respected by society. If she like make she rich pass bill gate. Some will even commit suicide if dem no see husband.

You're right bro.

Abeg tell that taxi driver that brought you here to carry you back to where you came from.


...Lol

Vendoor:
Nigeria guys sef --- Cant even stay a second without gossiping ladies

What's your proof dear?

VampireeM:
[size=14pt]STALE [/size]

One spotted.


*Grin*

benedictnsi:
You forgot native doctors ooo your list isn't complete yet...... And fake prophets..

That's true oo..


That's their most visited place.

Iamsynord:
Babalawo wash and put house still remains the most visited for nigerian woman

You're right bro.

That's why wrestling movies do warn viewers that "Don't Try This, At Home, School Or Anywhere.. Be Safe"

I'm sure the guy must have tried performing a Smackdown on his girlfriend and they both fell inside the pit toilet.


#Tragedy!

Nightie:
Lolzzzzz, funny bt kinda true sha.

Lol!


Thanks dear..

Tolexander:
What about going to Herbalist

Oh boy! That's really true ooo.


Thanks for the addition dude.

Mediapace:
.

Boss Mhi.

I sight you!

[quote]As a lady, they're expected to marry on time so they don't age and not be able to meet the necessary requirements as a wife, or become burden to her family.

Due to this desperation to marry, you'll find these unmarried ladies in so many places indirectly searching for Mr Right.Even if it's Mr Wrong, they will drag him to the Right.Lol!

7 Places Nigerian Single Ladies Visit When Searching For Husbands.


1. Churches

It has been already been noted that some Nigerian ladies no longer go to churches because they want to meet with God, buh rather they want to entice a young charming man in the congregation with well-tailored clothes that will meet their specifications.They don't mind attending all the church programmes in a day..

2. Luxurious Hotels

They don't care nor mind spending all their allowances or savings because they want to lodge into a luxurious hotel.They lodges into a luxurious hotel, having the mind that a rich guy might just throw her a Whistle when she's stylishly walking around the hotel's compound.They do strategize their movement especially when stylishly strolling around the hotel.Buh unfortunately, most of them won't get a date after spending all of their savings..Smh!

3. Parties

They attend every party whether invited or not.Nigerian single ladies are like MTN, "Everywhere You Go".They will make sure they take snapshots with all men that attended the party whether handsome or ugly, short or tall.Walking up and down the place even though there's absolutely nothing they're looking for.They're intentionally doing this to get noticed by men.Even their dressing will tell you that this lady didn't come to party without having an ulterior motive.

4. Social Network

Social network is like a second abode for some Nigerian single ladies seriously searching.They'll be on WhatsApp, Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Nairaland even 2go sef.I know these are chatting apps and anyone can use it.Buh they do update things like.."I need someone right now" , "Or My body is hot" , "I'm sexy and I know it with that half-naked pics, some even go naked completely.

5. Fast Food Restaurants

These ones are the jobless ones though.They will go there just to sit and gossip all day.They know about every guy that comes in there to eat, about their life history, the married and unmarried ones, they know them all.They don't mind wasting their time visiting the fast food restaurant every day.

6. Shopping Malls

They already know that these malls have lots of people visiting them daily.Some don't even have anything to buy buh to intentionally attract the attention of that brother, that only came to the mall, jejely to buy his stuffs.Ladies Ladies sha.

7. Bars And Sit Outs

This is also same like Fast food restaurant, the difference is that these ones have a reason for being in the bar, and that is to drink.Some desperate single ladies visit bars hoping a guy will approach her since bars are full of guys.If no man comes or none is noticing them, then what other choice do they have buh to get drunk.Yes na, such is life, drinking the misery and loneliness away.Seriously most of these ladies that do get drunk are caused by situation."Condition Makes Crayfish To Bend" *Lol*.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours

Written And Compiled By
DanceVille

Countrygirl:
Twas fine & yours?

Twas lovely.Even feel like sleeping back.


Just kidding!


Who are you voting for dear? Hope 'tis Fynestboi sha.

Xynerise.. We're here dude.

Just don't forget to change your siggy to #TeamFynestboi.

Thanks dude.

Countrygirl:
Goodmorning

Morning Morning!

How was your night dear?

Mafking:
How you go say that kind thing na

Lol! Just don't know why jare.

AngelAhnie:
groundnut, sugar( I don't know the price of sugar cos I don't take it) and beans cake goes for #5 prepare a room in your house for me, I'm relocating to your state

Lol!


Aint we sharing a room together... Why prepare another one again?

*Grin*

Lol!


Lemme share mine also.

There was a day we finished devotion, dad and mum were about going to their room and I said Dad, Don't Forget To Use A Condom.


I was beaten like a cow that night.I only slept with half body that night.

AngelAhnie:
In this regime

Nothing

You made a mistake dear.


Boastfully and Happily.. With #5, I can buy.
-Sweet(Milkose)

-Chewing Gum

-Groundnut

-Sugar

-Beans cake

Etc sha.

Just wasting time.

MissGdope:
Who should I vote for? Come and convince me to join your team. Now the tables have turned
*preparing jamb questions for your interviews.* Una go hear am

It's Fynestboi dear.

Countrygirl:
Danceville, how are you?

I'm doing very Good.


And you dear?

AngelAhnie:
Reason I won't come down from this fence. I'll just sit and watch...

Abeg come down jare.


Lol!

AngelAhnie:
Hahaha, I love them with beards you know.


I have not decided but definitely not finest, I will vote for him till finals if I can vote

Lol! Buh why don't you want to join the dope team..


If you don't vote for fynestboi, bae, I'm gonna divorce you and report you to mum.

AngelAhnie:
See your mouth

You know my stance about this already

Your stance is not yet solid now.


I can still convince you now sincdm you're my one and only Bae.