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crazysaint:Hmm! |
ronald4lif:Thankz bro, hope she understand.. |
sinaj: |
missclasssy:I didn't say fasting and prayer is shameful, but instead of them offering it to God, they'll offered it to deities... |
MzNelly:Did you agree with the lists |
Cutehector:Hmm! For your mind bro! |
DaZion:Same here dude! |
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!. 1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man: All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there .... 2. Prayer And Fasting: This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat... 3.Taking Of His Photograph: Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm... 4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc: Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba. Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea... 5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!: This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!... 6.Proposing To A Guy!: Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?).. 7.Becoming A Worker In Church!: Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!... Revamping Yourself: Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22. A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated.. 9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy: This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals. 10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom: As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ...... ** Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!.. ** Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed.. Cc:Lalasticlala.. |
Dedicated this page to Lalasticlala..
Merci! |
Next plz! |
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ronald4lif:Hmm! Yeah, but please kindly read the thread headline..."Things girls love apart from money(raw cash). |
Teempakguy:Yea! You're right, buh, I mean "Things Girls love apart from money(Raw cash). |
eyebeekay26:Hi! What's Up? |
Dorrobucci:Hmm! For ya mind.. |
Dorrobucci:Hmm! Then she must be a local girl.. |
Dorrobucci:Who told you that? |
Basildvalour:Lol! |
chimerase2:Sorry, I thought you're guy, why did you change your gender? |
demmy0325:Hmm! |
Teempakguy:Buh, it's indirectly bro |
Emodeee:Lol! I don't think she will answer that question |
Cutehector:Yea! You're right! |
We don't know of a single person who will choose poverty over riches, we all love money, and so does Nigerian ladies.But let's put the cliched "Money-loving" attitude of Nigerian ladies aside and talk about something else. Of course, we love our Nigerian women, they are our backbone and we know them like our boxers. Here Are 8 Things Nigerian Ladies Love Besides Money 1.Fashionable Men: Just as business men say, your appearance is your business card, Nigerian ladies are not very business-minded but they have a soft spot for men who know how to dress, this is actually universal. 2.Instagram Likes: Since social media is the new deal, getting lots of likes makes them an auto-celeb, well sort of ..... 3.Displaying Their Pictures On Social Media: The meaning of being romantic in Nigeria is way difficult in Nigeria, it means showing you girlfriend's pictures on your social media pagers, telling them you love them and making it public. 4.Dating Their Bosses And Superior: Trust me, most Nigerian ladies are in love or have crush on their bosses and superiors. 5.Sending Them Airtime(Credit): If you're unlucky and you date someone younger than you, especially the girls in Unis, all you get is "Send me credit". 6.Latest Gadgets: Getting a Nigerian lady is not very hard, just buy her the latest gadgets, Iphone 6, Samsung Gallaxy(Note 4, S4 etc) and you can win her heart. 7.Good Sex: Of course, no woman will choose the opposite....*WINKS!* 8.Flashy Cars: Fast cars, good cars, with any car, you can get the best Nigerian lady.. Let's Forming, Bashing And Comments Begin.. Cc:lalasticlala |
1.Mr Hibernate like a Toshiba Laptop. 2.Mr walks in and walks out, just like a politician defecting from one party to another. 3.Mr Secret concealer. 4.Mr faked love with Ulterior motives. **Some text missing** |
dharay99:Lol! Just straightforward |
Emperoradrian:Yea, You're right! When she starts using words like 'k' , 'Never mind'..It simply means, that dude should fvck off |
DaZion:Hmm! Nice one bro |
You feel that something is wrong with your beautiful girl? She has changed and she's behaving differently? You smell lies? Then the express list of tell-tale signs is here for you to assist. 1. Her phone is completely off limits. 2. She takes more of an interest in her appearance. 3. Makes plans with friends you have not heard of. 4. She's unusually happy and excited. 5. She comes home late from work and difficult to contact. 6. She conceals her feelings. 7. She's sarcastic towards your relationship. 8. Loss of interest/affection in you. 9. Flirting with more guys - including your friends. 10. Loss of sexual appetite. If you have found at least three of these signs, then I have bad news for you....But don't jump to conclusion, you should remember that women have changeable nature that doesn't necessary indicate your partner's infidelity.. Feel free to add Yours... Source:www.naij.com/371562-10-obvious-signs-your-girlfriend-cheating-on-you.html |
I'd rather choosed number4... |
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