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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus : UCL (3 - 1) On 6th June 2015 by DanceVille(op): 7:26am On Jun 05, 2015

*sighs* just a day to go..

Politics › Re: Presidential Villa Empty On Buhari’s First Day At Work by DanceVille: 8:31pm On Jun 01, 2015

"Tick-Tock= The time is moving!
My God! The change happening.

Politics › Re: Presidential Villa Empty On Buhari’s First Day At Work by DanceVille: 8:14pm On Jun 01, 2015*

"New era, new system and formation"
The CHANGE is already happening starting from the Aso Villa...
**
PMB wants to erase all the works and memory of the late president(Goodluck Jonathan) from Aso Villa....
But PMG, minimize your spendings on renovations and other things.Nigerians Are Suffering...
"Looking Forward To Seeing more of your CHANGE"...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus : UCL (3 - 1) On 6th June 2015 by DanceVille(op): 7:06pm On Jun 01, 2015

Chestar5:
Huh, i want barca to win and also juve to win. So then i am neutral..
#team chelsea next season we shall bounce back

Hmm! #TeamChelsea...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus : UCL (3 - 1) On 6th June 2015 by DanceVille(op): 5:45pm On Jun 01, 2015*

If you believe Juventus will win the trophy, kindly click on "share" button...
If you believe Barcelona will win the trophy, kindly click on "Like" button...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus : UCL (3 - 1) On 6th June 2015 by DanceVille(op): 5:44pm On Jun 01, 2015

5 more days to go for the match in Berlin.... #Nervous!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Juventus : UCL (3 - 1) On 6th June 2015 by DanceVille(op): 5:42pm On Jun 01, 2015*

If Barcelona wins the Trophy, Make I trek go Lake Chad...
#Seconded!

Romance › Re: Is Masturbation A Sin? by DanceVille: 5:07pm On Jun 01, 2015

bruno419:
Hello nairalanders, whats ur take on this

#matured minds

Cc ronald4lif
Cutehector
Tosyne2much
Kingtom
Alberto2k
Thesonofmark (LOL)
Wristwatch
Danceville
vizkiz
vjmiles
godvilla
buygala
enegod
orijin101
missclassy

[b]Dude, I totally agree wit "rogerdat" opinion...
Merci!

Politics › Re: How Much Is The Fuel Rate In Your Area? by DanceVille(op): 4:54pm On Jun 01, 2015

nairalandist:
Try to talk to one of the attendants while recording the video secretely. . . Report them to NNPC. They want to continue milking people.

Thanks bro! That means, I go act like 'Agent 007'

Family › Re: If Your Baby Never Stops Crying Whenever You Refuse To Back Him, Use This!!! by DanceVille: 4:49pm On Jun 01, 2015

And, the mother go be like...
'Haba! You this child, you wan kill me ni? Your father don waka out since morning and you dey disturb me here'
"I fi die on Top Your Matter"..
"Abeg manage this foam, make I rest"...

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Politics › How Much Is The Fuel Rate In Your Area? by DanceVille(op): 4:42pm On Jun 01, 2015

Mehn! I went to buy a gallon of petrol at a petrol station in my area, all hoping it would be reduced to maximum #100.But at my suprise, they are selling it at #200 per litre...
I was amazed! #200 per litre? I almost felt like burning the station down...
**
How much is the fuel rate in your area? Please kindly share with us...

Politics › Re: Governor’s Office Workers In Calabar Locked-Out For Lateness (photo) by DanceVille: 4:29pm On Jun 01, 2015

Mehn! That's a brillant move..
Laziness leads to Untime conscious...
#More Changes loading 99%....

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Politics › Re: Ambode Relocates State House To Alausa by DanceVille: 4:24pm On Jun 01, 2015

Nice move sir!
Waiting to see more of you...
#Brother Ambode...

Politics › Re: 10 Ways Jonathan Failed Nigerians by DanceVille: 11:14am On Jun 01, 2015

Nigerians sha!!! Always finding one's fault no matter how much that person try...
Wasn't you Nigerians that shouted Jona Jona Jona in 2011, now you don turn bak to Sai baba!..
Chai, I pitied my country.
We nid to change our mindset..

Politics › Re: 15 Reasons Why PMB Declared War Against Mr Nobody by DanceVille: 11:05am On Jun 01, 2015

Nobody Wants to seat at the Senate President vacate seat and he's guilty of many crimes undetected by the Law.."I mean Bukola Saraki"...

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Politics › Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Repairs End Soon – Enjugu, MD by DanceVille: 11:01am On Jun 01, 2015

Ok. Next plz!

Politics › Re: President Buhari Makes His First Appointments by DanceVille: 10:25am On Jun 01, 2015

'No time to check time'.

Politics › Re: Is the Rivers State Government really vandalized as claimed by Wike & PDP? Pics by DanceVille: 10:21am On Jun 01, 2015

NB:Thread already created by la.la.sticlala...
#Try again later.

Politics › Re: Wike Swears-in Acting Chief-judge, Daisy Okocha by DanceVille: 10:09am On Jun 01, 2015

Congrats Wike...
#Amaechi don run mad...

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Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Expects Buhari To Translate Speech Into Action by DanceVille: 9:56am On Jun 01, 2015

Yea, I agree with her..
"Translate your speech into action and let us see the CHANGE you promised the citizens of Nigeria"...
SaiBaba, You still have a long way to go sir, many people are planning to spoil your term...p
Just show us the CHANGE!!!

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Romance › Re: Apart From Sex What Else Have You Benefited From Your Girlfriend(s) So Far? by DanceVille: 7:30am On Jun 01, 2015

Have gat more about the word of God, and counselling abt my life and future..
She's a precious gold to me
cc:MEGGATRON

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Sunday Weekly Biography Interview by DanceVille: 7:12pm On May 31, 2015

Wristwatch, I'd love to be interviewed...

Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Some Desperate Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married by DanceVille(op): 12:09am On May 31, 2015

cyndax:
...like siriousy ...maybe that's d wày gals that come around u behave....guhh

Huh?

Christianity Etc › 10 Bad Things Nigerian Christian Youths Do In Church by DanceVille(op): 9:08pm On May 30, 2015

A lot of christian young people are guilty of some not-so-great deed in church.Sometimes, they are focused on or thinking about unimportant things.
Here are the Most common examples:

1. When the pastor starts preaching about some "Sinful" things like 'Fornication and Cheating' , you will start feeling uncomfortable because you know you are guilty.

2. When everyone in the church are singing one particular song and you don't remember/know it, you wish the song ended as soon as possible.
And of course you feel guilty about it.

3. The pastor is preaching against having a crush or having a boyfriend/girlfriend.And you just think that Pastor just wants to ruin your private life.

4. A beautiful lady of your dreams is in the
church, the pastor start preaching that young ladies should be modest and not to date guys.And they should not engage in Illicit relationships before marriage.So, you're worry that he wants to spoil your plans again.

5. Pastor speaks on cheating during exams.If you're guilty, you'll start feeling uncomfortable.

6. In Sunday school, the teacher calls names for sharing opinions on for a discussion, but you're feeling nervous, because your name could be mentioned and you're not prepared.

7. After standing for a long time, pastor says "In Jesus name we Pray" , you're so happy the prayer has ended and you can finally sit.But the Pastor continues, and you're upset.

8. You were staring at some nice looking girl/guy and forgot you were praying or even the point of the prayer.

9. Pastor calls a bible verse, but you were not listening to him.So, in a 5 second interval, you ask the person who is sitting next to you to repeat the bible verse.

10. When pastor are laying hands on people, you watch how they fall under anointing and you're so nervous and afraid because you think you will fall as well..

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Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Some Desperate Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married by DanceVille(op): 3:07pm On May 30, 2015

peeparty:
no 7 tho so true.

she openly confess that she likes the way I sing,not just that God revealed to her personally that I will be her husband.this lady really gave me problems till my pastor had to relieve me of my duty as the choir director for a while.

Lol! That means, my lists are true..