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JUNIT1:
What's this?

DanceVille:
If you thought guys are the only dumb creatures when it comes to dating, here are seven things ladies do, that just maintain the balance of stupidity..
1. Pretending To Be Stupid/dumb: If you have to pretend to be dumb, just so guys, can find you "Stupidly Adorable" , we already pity you, Girl!.
2. Dressing Uncomfortably: Learn to respect your bodies.Don't dress up in something which you're not comfortable in, just to attract the gaze of a guy.We are sure that you have a lot more to give than just beautiful sights.
3. Caking Your Faces Up: No one like to touch a face and find their hands covered in makeup.Don't overdo the make-up, because a lot of guys don't like a lot of it.
4. Pretending To Like Sports: Guys can tell when you're faking it (pun definitely intended).It's okay to not like something be different! He should like you for who you're truly are.
5. Starving Yourself: Starving yourself is not only stupid but it also is almost useless! If you really want to shed some pounds, try following a proper diet structure.Besides, what will you do on a date? Stare hungrily at his plate?.
6. Acting Like "One Of The Guys": Though it does sound cool, acting like a man is not going to get you one! Be proud of your feminine traits and flaunt them.
7. Losing It Before You're Reading: Just because you want to keep him charmed, doesn't mean that you should lose your dignity before time!...
Guys, please add yours..
Bashings and comments are highly welcome...

Juliaann:
Barcelona 4: 3 Bayern munich

philfearon:
Enrich the thread through good reviews and stats from reputable football sites bro..
Uefa.com(for example)..
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Meanwhile,Mark Clattenburg has been appointed the referee for this match..
He was also the referee that officiated the PSG v FcBarcelona match that ended 1-3 in Barcelona's favour...
...
For the first time this season,coach Luis Enrique named all 26 man squad for the trip to Germany..They include:
The full 26-player squad is as follows:
Goalkeepers:
Ter Stegen, Bravo and Masip.

Defenders:
Alves, Montoya, Douglas, Alba, Adriano, Mathieu,Mascherano, Vermaelen, Piqué and Bartra.

Midfielders:
Sergio,Xavi, Iniesta, Sergi Roberto, Samper, Rakitic and Rafinha..

.Forwards:
Pedro, Sandro, Munir,NeymarJr, Messi and Suárez..

DanceVille:
If isn't obvious already, guys and girls lie about very different things.So, here are my Top ten lies that Nigerian Girls tell their boyfriend..

1. I Don't Mind You Looking At Other Girls:
Guys, don't be stupid of course she minds! She doesn't need to hear about how hot that girl is from the hunger games - unless you never want to get laid again, then yeah, sure, go on, say it.I dare you.Here's an advice; when hanging out with your girl, don't discuss about how hot other girls are because your girl will be very disappointed - and that's not good.
2. I Love Everything About You:
Yeah, right! So she loves the way you smell after football game? Or the way you throw your socks around? Maybe she just loves it when you burp in her face...Then fart!.
3. I Don't Have Transport Money:
Imagine a girl that has up to #10,000 in her purse, still lying she doesn't has T-fare..
4. I Don't Have Credit:
Seee Lie, some even do it to the extent of sending "Please send me credit" while she has up to #500 in her line account.
5. I don't like Sex:Hmm! She's absolutely lying..Girls love sex more than Guys..True fact!
6. I'm not ready for a Boyfriend:Guys, I'm sorry, but if you hear this - it's over!.This is her way of dumping you as nicely as she can.So, be a gentleman and let her go because what she's really saying is, "I don't like you anymore".
You smell.Stop calling me.
7. I can cook: Guys, beware! Not all Naija girls can cook..Except if you want to be Mr. Bigg's eating husband.Be wise!.
8. I have a problem in my school and my dad either just lost his job or has many things on his mind, can you please send me money:She just wanna use the money for another thing...Naija girls sha!
9. I don't Bleach: Hmm! Lol! She don't bleach, just her natural colour coming out...Guys run for that girl, she ugly than a "Chipmunk"...
10. Guys add yours...
DanceVille.
Cc:lalasticlala

Krasid:
In football anything can happen.Bayern has the quality to turn the tie around.

TopWinner:
I don't know if Barcelona will go on to humiliate Bayern (It's not 2013, so, fingers crossed) or will Bayern do some magic and overturn the tie (but Barcelona is not Porto) ?
It's just UNPREDICTABLE.

DanceVille:
Frankly speaking, I had so much to share with you on this subject, I could not keep it to myself.I'm never quite sure whether to tear my hair out, punch the guy or just politely brush it away when I hear some of these.
Guys ask some silly questions,these questions aren't only stupid but some are outright dumb.
1. Are You A Virgin? This is one of the most silly questions a guy could ever ask a lady.Its not only silly but damn disrespectful.The smartest way to answer is "You have to wait till my wedding and find out nd that's if, you're the lucky man".
2. Are You Single? This is the dumbest question a Nigerian guy could ask a lady.
The reason being that every girl is either in a relationship, in a complicated or in a relationship she is not happy in.
Don't ask such question, you like her, just keep doing your thing.
3. You Want Some Money? Who doesn't want some money? Even Alhaji Aliko Dangote the billionaire wants more money and you're asking a lady if she wants more money.
Give her and ask if its enough....lol!
4. Are You Enjoying It? This is a question most Nigerian guys ask when having sex.If asked and you dont want to lie, just smile and moan louder.He will get the message.
5. Did You Dream Of You? Totally silly question..She be a witch that she go dream of you?...lol!
6. How Much Does Your Job Pay? Guys, this is definitely an awkward question to ask a lady, especially if you're just met.
7. How Come You Didn't Return My Call? Don't make it embarrassing for yourself and for her by asking the silly question.Obviously, she saw your call and chose not to return it.
8. Will You Be The Mother Of My Child? Would you marry me is the right question here not would you 'mother' my kids.Does she look like a surrogate mother to you?
9. How Many Guys Have You Had Sex With? Totally crap! Why don't you ask a herbalist...
10. Have You Put On Some Weight? This is possibly the most silly question to ask a girl.
Guys, if you value your lives.Find a nicer way of telling her she's put on weight....
DanceVille
Cc:lalasticlala...

sinaj:
m bak

semasir:
Which one you dey do?

DanceVille:
Don't you agree that love and passion affect the way we think and behave? All it takes is a girl's smile and the guy is at her feet.
Sometimes, we do silly and unnecessary things for each other.Here's to what lengths guys go just to impress a lady or win her affection.
1. Fake Apartments:Some guys hesitate to invite their girls over to their place.They might think it is too messy, or not too impressive.Instead, they rent an apartment, or ask their more wealthy friends to lend their place of residence for a date.
2. Starving On A Date:Sometimes, a guy would take his lady out to a fancy restaurant and....watch her eat while watching her with hungry eyes, or ordering the cheapest items.Wanting to impress their dates, but lacking the money to buy a dinner for two, guys are willing to sacrifice their own well-being.
3. Thinking Money Can Buy Love:Some guys tend to think that after spending money on a lady, she is obliged to spend the night with them, or become otherwise "indebted".This is in fact, very untrue and humilating to girls.
4. Borrowing Expensive Stuffs:Guys would borrow or rent expensive things, like wrist watches, shoes, suits, other clothes, and cell phones, even cars, to impress a lady.This can turn into disaster once the truth comes out.
5. Turning Into Liar:Many guys believe they need to lie about their status or income to increase their chances with a lady.Why not telling the truth about money, job, parents, connections and friends.Guys don't realize that, once they start dating, all lies will most probably become apparent.Would you want to feel embarassed and silly in the eyes of your dream girl?.
6. Making Silly Impressions:Just to impress their date, boys would imitate some accents, or try to sound manlier.Sometimes, it really is amusing, but, once there relationship progresses, is there a point in being silly and immature.
7. Pretending To Be Who You're Not:There's no need to pretend to be a bad guy, if you're not.There are still ladies who values good guys.You don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're shy guy, people will know you're just acting it up.
8. Changing Their Natural Looks:Some Guys changed their natural looks by bleaching just to impress her, which is very silly.
9. Unnecessary Acts Of Kindness:A guy would start acting as a 'Messiah' for his lady....at the expense of his friends and family.He pretends not to notice when his close ones ask for help.He would spend money for a present to give his girlfriend, but refuse to spoil his little sibblings.He would even put the lady's problems and needs ahead of his own.
She might think he pays the same amount of attention to his family, too, but in reality, he empties his pockets for her only.
10. Loosing Their Mind: A guy in love shuts out his friends and relatives and focuses all his attention on the subject of his affections.He might even lose his friends in favour of the lady.But when she dumps him, will his abandoned and ignored friends be willing to support him? Don't pretend to be someone you're not...
DanceVille
Cc:lalasticlala
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Slimzjoe:
Blablabla..... Op Is yoruba #shikena

Mhizkel:
Those of you bashing the Op, remember he created this thread from his own perspective.. You also can create a thread and write otherwise..I respect the list tho! #Making sense
Thank God i'm yoruba

zealot4me:
big lie

skylane:
Edo? My present edo gal I neva feel how her bosoms b self,she even tell me say if she marry she go stingy with sex,chinbai she neva gv me b4,thunder fire am,

cyprus000:
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@op.

To break bottle for your head dey hungry me.

Your only saviour be say I get low bathry,if not..na real internet gbege we go do for this provoking piece of shiit.

You can't just wake up and start tagging a whole group of people in such manner.

I don't blame you tho,I blame jonathan for letting nigerians abuse the term "freedom of speech"..if na north korea you dey.

Dem for dun dey roast your scrotom for groundnut oil[/size]