₦airaland Forum

ireneony:
it head ache

ochestraone:
why you guys trying to kill me, what is it friends.. Please i am not perfect, take me as i am

ireneony:
just because ur topics always make fp don't give u d right to talk down on him..



what are u feeling like

AfricanApple:
no I'm not

Jayjay0:
Yes No

AfricanApple:
no oooo female stripper

AfricanApple:
yes I can marry a stripper

TheSonOfMark:

Wait a second, did I even quote you or mention your name? Why are you getting yourself worked up and all emotion?

TheSonOfMark:

It still doesn't change the fact than you are an unintelligent dolt judging from your poor command of the English Language. You can spell and punctuate well and your sentences are poorly articulated. Now you see why you failed JAMB , kiddo.

You and UniBen student have even made one single sentence which isn't flawed with errors.
Not surprising for guys who hail from a state where everyone is a militant and cultist.


@DanceVille: I do not forgive my 'victims'. I always go for the 'kill'.

TheSonOfMark:

The son of Mark is a 400 level biomedical student. What are you?

Princecalm:
no reasonable guy needs to be taught this.

Obinovictor:
Una don start again

DanceVille:
1. She changes phones and gadgets like clothes.And she's always among the first to use the latest phone and communication gadgets.
2. She travels a lot.Yesterday Port-harcourt, Today Abuja and Tomorrow Lagos.
3. She is never at home at night, you can hardly find her home at night.
4. She has too many "Uncles and Cousins".
And any guy you stumble around her will be introduced to you as ...."He is my Cousin or Uncle".
5. She usually lives alone in a well furnished apartment.
6. 90% of her friends are males, and she uses the phrase; 'I prefer keeping male friends than females cos you learn a lot from guys' , and she usually has one or two female friends.
7. Even though, she stays alone, you will never or hardly see her invite any guy to her house...... Because she don't want neighbors to know what she is up to.
8. She usually carries a very big handbag that can contain anything.Don't be deceived, she is not going out. She is in fact, travelling to meet one of her numerous escapades.
She just don't want people to know hence the big handbag she carries about.
9. She changes hairstyle very often, and most times they are very expensive.
10. You hardly see her siblings come around, and if at all any does, it must be the very little females one...
Comments are highly welcome..
Cc:lalasticlala..

pamcode:
I always blived this acc was owned by danceville dunno y, Barca would surely win.

DanceVille:
Barcelona amazingly qualified for the 2014/15 UEFA Champions league, after playing with Bayern munich with the aggregate of 5-3...
Juventus also amazingly qualified for 2014/15 UEFA Champions league, after playing with Real madrid with the aggregate of 2-3..
The final will take place at Berlin on June 6...
MATCH PREVIEWS
Juventus Giorgio Chellini has been ruled out with a calf injury picked up on Wednesday, but Fc Barcelona are in fine shape for Saturday's final, see how both sides might line- up.
JUVENTUS(ITA)
Possible Line up: Buffon, Lichsteiner, Bonucci, Barzagli, Evra, Marchiso, Pirlo, Pogba, Vidal, Tévez, Morata
*Doubtful:Barzagli(thigh)
*Out:Chiellini(calf), Cáceres(ankles), Asamoah(knee), Romulo(thigh) removed from the list in January.
Full 22 Man Spuad For Berlin
Goalkeepers:Gianluigi Buffon, Marco Storari, Rubinho.
Defenders:Angelo Ogbonna, Andrea Barzagli, Paole De Ceglie, Leonardo Bonucci, Stephan Lichsteiner, Patrice Evra
Midfielders:Paul Pogba, Simone Pepe, Clandio Marchiso, Simone Pandoin, Andrea Pirlo, Arturo Vidal, Stefano Sturaro, Roberto Pereyra
Forwards:Alvaro Morata, Carlos Tevez, Kingsley Coman, Fernando Llorente, Alessandro Matri
TEAM NEWS
Giorgio Chiellini: The centre back has been ruled out due to a calf injury sustained in training on Wednesday.The 30 year old underwent a scan on Thursday which showed up in a first grade year.
Andrea Barzagli: Has not played since suffering a thigh strain against SSC Napoli on 23 May but returned to regular training on Wednesday and was named in the squad on Thursday.He remains doubtful, though Chiellini's absence means he's very likely to start if fit.
Paul Pogba: Injured his ankle on 18 March and only returned on 9 may.He has since played a total of 255 minutes in serie A and 89 in the UCL."Hopefully he will be at his peak in Berlin." said Allegri.
Martin Caceres: The versatile defender has been out since fracturing his ankle in March at which point he was ruled out for the season.
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BARCELONA(ESP)
Possible Line up: Ter stegen, Alves, Pique, Mascherano, Alba, Rakitic, Busquets, Iniesta, Messi, Suarez, Neymar
TEAM NEWS
Luiz Suarez: The Uruguayan missed barcelona's final two league matches because of hamstring problem but returned to the starting line up for the Copa Del Rey final and played 78 mins before being replaced by Pedro Rodriguez, providing the assist for Neymar's goal.He's in line to play in his first European Final.
Xavi Hernandez: After 17years, the midfield metronome is hoping his final outing for barcelona befor he joins Al-sadd SC in Qatar will bring him a 25th piece of silverwave with the club."The one is special cos it's my last game for barcelona" He said. "I want to lift the trophy and dedicate it to all of Barcelona".
Lionel Messi: The Argentinian has played all but 23 mins of Barcelona's UCL campaign and if he scores in Berlin he will become the first player to find the net in three UCL Finals, having registered in the 2009 and 2011 wins against United FC.
www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/news/newsid=2253464.html