₦airaland Forum

Michelle55:
Na you teach me na

Abeg... Spare me, e Don do

Michelle55:
Mbanu.. That's Impossicant!
We die here... I no dey remain food for person I dey like chop and wash all my plates and pots clean
Iffa leave you now, you fit come back come claim the throne so e better say you allow mee strangle you in peace bikonu

Michelle55:
Lol.. No be new thing nau.. Abi na today women start to dey strangle their husbands ni? I want to rule England in peace so if strangling you will pave way for me, Wetin con remain if not to strangle you in peace?

No please... Allow me to leave in peace and get another lady

lovelybugs:
Not at all

Pearly255:
More than perfect , some men are soo shitty.

Michelle55:
Queen of England

You wanna strangle your Husband??

lovelybugs:
I'm only curious about one thing. Where the hell do you guys get these type of girls from??!?

Michelle55:
Say Wetin I do? Abi I steal ya meat ni?

You wanna strangle me?? What are you feeling like now?? .....

Michelle55:
You are not helping matters nau.. Be kind with words Mbok.
Truly money ain't everything but why would she lead him on like that?

No let me slap You

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You can find practical videos on YouTube

Hehehe... That one?? You're Right though...

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I doubt one can hide such while dating

Yeah.. True

Catering school is the sure bet.... Both of us should learn how to cook both local and international(some) dishes... Me wey like sweet food

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
How many of you lads can actually be patient enough to be with a lady who cannot cook but willing to learn? People are so quick to break relationships these days over little things.
For example when my dad(God bless his soul) met my mom, she didn't even know how to make ordinary pap but he didn't judge her or push her away, instead he taught her everything he knows.
If someone you actually like is lagging in an area, you complement them. Too bad most relationships now are based on selfish interests with very weak bond.

So before you leave that lady because she can't cook, Think twice.

Westaslave2:
Wt all pleasure

Westaslave2:
na 2 give slap dey hungry me , shud i slap u one doh?

Slap me I slap you

Westaslave2:
Mtcheww

I just hope You were joking....

Westaslave2:
shut it u woman tarnisher

GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, i advise the government to kill em all. Nonsense

MiaB:
Its my birthday nairalanders

Happy Birthday...

victorian:
What of the he goat husband that can't control his dicck!

So wife cannot allow her sister stay with her again?
She should cut off her sister ,abi? Because she has one he goat for house ?
I pity women who alienate their female blood whom they are close to, because of husband .

Women should ask themselves , do their husbands stop their younger brothers from visiting them or even staying over , when they are married ?

They don't , because the husband knows his blood brother will not betray him , even if some do betray but not in all cases . You can't cause bad blood between yourself and siblings cos u are married . Its wrong !

Watch and know whom you wish to marry and make the right choice !

If I have a sister and we are very close , I will not alienate her from my home ços am married . Except I'm not close to my sis but if we are so close , she can visit and stay over.

Newboss:
Just fūck her already.

hisexcellency34:
It is unfair how we Nairalanders treated one of our own #gohashim. Even me, i didn't vote for him

lefulefu:
no be all death be village ppl. There are some men wey their troublesome wives don kill with stress. Nagging and financiall stress. U will see some men just walking on the street and talking to themselves..others go jus collapse for road.check their marital home very well. Wen u see a married man looking all stressed and aged and his wife looking all robust and shining..bros wetin dat one go tell u.

Grey hair at young age, talking to oneself, collapsing mysteriously, all na the effect...... Check, most of those people look fresh and healthy when single....

@the bolded:.

Oyimeoyimemua:
They just dragged that mog into politics and messed him up

Hmmmm

lefulefu:
plenty oil dey ur head jor. Better be working and single than to dey carry woman on top ur head for dis tough economy. One guy wey i know wey dem no dey pay much for im work is paying his girlfriend monthly allowance. The guy still get sidechic on d side ooo and iyam sure he's still maintainin dat one. Dude is in his late twenties and he's already looking like he's 85 yrs old. D stress of financially maintaiin two girls don give am wrinkles by force.all im cheeks don fall and im two eyes don sink inside im head.i jus shock wen i see am.

And if dat kind person die now,dem go say na "village people"....Financial stress drains

Tamarapetty:
You must always have a negative advice! asif u no go like follow me, Nonsense and dandeeboss . #runs

Tamarapetty:
Please which crime can i commit to be deported out of this country??

Sorry Madam, You're a Nigerian..... Commit any crime, enter Nigerian Prison


BTW you can be deported to heaven too

Kalashnikov382:
Hello Nairalanders, My girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She broke up with me because of my financial situation right now. I have been struggling for like 5 months now then she started acting weird and calling me names. The whole thing started when a guy I don't know bought her an iPhone last month. She lied she got it herself which I know is not true. We fought, argued then she went on to block me on WhatsApp. After begging her for a month she later unblocked me and started posting pictures of different guys with love emoticons. Then she started asking for money everyday. I told her I would give her if I see her in person that I haven't even set my eyes on her for like 2 months month. She has has been avoiding me but asking me for money. Then Started saying She knew I would never gets out of this broke-ness. She told me I am addicted to brokeness that I can never make it in life. The same girl I pay part of her third year school fee, I paid her final year school when their school payment portal was almost closed, I sold my expensive iPhone and some other gadgets for a very shameful price. I once did everything any guy would do for a girlfriend. I used to spoil her with everything when I have money. I've bought her phone twice, Take care of her school bills time to time. Use my things to loan money to send money to her. I did some stupid things just to satisfy this girl. After everything she told me I did nothing for her that I am addicted to poverty that they told her I'm destined to be poor. She text all sorts of terrible things and insulted my parents that's when I slammed her with some crazy text back (My parents? No No I won't take that shi.t). This girl I lose my everything just to make her happy. Worst of it is that I am at the most toughest time of my life now. Last week I lose almost a million, I am still healing from that. Her words are affecting me mentally. I adore this girl because she was once a nice and good girl any guy would want to date in fact to be honest, she is the most beautiful girl I've ever meet all my life. She believes her beauty can get her anything. Please Nairalanders how can I forget this girl and her words totally. Those words are really affecting me mentally, I am losing hope. Please how can I erase everything from my head. I'm frustrated and depressed

@the bolded made me angry..... Are you that weak?? She blocked you, instead you went on to beg her....


My only advice is : Goan make money and forget about relationship for now.... You're gonna heal with time.....

KelvinCX:
come here to Canada you won't regret it