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Jujutsu (/dʒuːˈdʒuːtsuː/ joo-joot-soo; Japanese: 柔術, jūjutsu is a Japanese martial art and a method of close combat for defeating an armed and armored opponent in which one uses no weapon or only a short weapon.
"Jū" can be translated to mean "gentle, soft, supple, flexible, pliable, or yielding." "Jutsu" can be translated to mean "art" or "technique" and represents manipulating the opponent's force against himself rather than confronting it with one's own force.

Lesson: Use the energy from the pain of the wait for your own self development.

Ezinne1990:
Passing by......... still sipping tea.

Quarter 3 No??

Before or after the next Quarterly Board Meeting most likely third week of July?

prelinctus:
Dude chill, you're getting emotional. Let's stick to the discussion. My point is that anybody can become a 'manager' as long as there's no bias or prejudice involved.

My point: From most recruitment campaigns that I have seen for Managerial roles, they ask for 5 years + experience. Some people with @least 2 years experience when they applied would have become Managers by now. - Fact.

Your Point: Anybody can be a Manager. Think Big? What's the correlation between Point 1, "Think Big" and Point 2?

My response: Being a Manager of people requires a lot- technical intelligence, emotional intelligence and people skills not just anybody becomes one except in an "anyhow" organization and certainly not in any of the organizations where I have been.- Fact

Your response: "Apparently, you've been with substandard ones with lots of glass ceilings. No wonder you left." What's the correlation between my response and your judgmental response?

I am still trying to understand you my guy.
If you have a degree in Critical Cynical Sadism don't try to apply it on us here. I just hope the HR guys here have not already fished you out because I am really struggling to match the ITEC with all the traits you have exhibited from Day 1.

Just make sure you do not slip, I beg you.

coolio2014:
At biggest tax is this verified information? quite a handful of companies pay more than NLNG at entry level.

http://energynews-ng.com/nlng-claims-highest-taxpayer-in-nigeria-sub-saharan-africa/

prelinctus:
You guys are really overhyping this 'manager' thing. . Anybody can be one. Think big.

Yes ANYONE can be a Manager in ANY TYPE of organization but not the ones I have been with.

ItsTime4me:
Fact! I like people who talk reality. Not like some of us who by our actions or inactions pretend as if they are not affected by this wait. I just don't know what to say about Nlng now.

I can't believe anyone who says he/she is not affected. We all are but it depends on how you manage the effect on your life. No one wants a loss-loss situation. On the barest minimum, a win-loss, if not a win-win.

StringerBell:
Lol @ItsTime4me. Of course it affects everyone, at least we think about it. More important though is our reaction to it. Should one sit with folded arms waiting for the NLNG hammer to drop? Or go out there and engross oneself in life-bettering ventures or decisions? Don't mean to sound impudent but I chose the latter option towards the end of last year and I can't fully express how glorious things have been...so much that if the offer comes later than Sept, it might not make financial sense for me anymore. Let's not forget, this NLNG thing is not guaranteed for all, I can't stress that enough. Don't delay any decisions you need to take, unless you have none to take, then you're fine. Don't be afraid, even if you're headed in the wrong direction, it's in your best interest to get there early.
@Naastyme, keep trying and giving your best. Anything worth doing is worth doing well. Don't let it be said of you that you didn't give your best.

Words of wisdom from a sage!

forkadict:
And all of una dey find GRADUATE TRAINEE job?

That is why, I said jokingly that what if someone meets his/her Manager at the Meat and Twerk party?

If you check current recruitment trends in some organizations, to be a Manager, you need about 5 years experience.

Some guys already had minimum of 2 years experience before they submitted their resumes and I will not be surprised if some are already Managers where they are.

Some also have plum jobs, judging by my AC experience and just want to experience working for the world class company that pays the biggest tax in Sub-saharan Africa while enjoying that bus stop feeling that comes with knowing that there are very few career alternatives left that is if there is any better place. This is the only feeling that can cure some people's love for job hopping.

So if NLNG will be a demotion by the time it comes, it is one some will gladly accept.

MaforBea:
Hello Guys,

Compliments of the season. I'm one of the silent followers but I have some information that if I don't share, would be quite unfair. My source in nlng resumed today and I told him/her to check and the news he/she gave me was mind blowing. He/she said that the recuritment has been moved to 3rd/4th quarter (between Sept/Oct). I had to ask if it was 3rd/4th quarter of 2015 but to my greatest shock he/she said no, 2016. I currently have a job (a decent one for that matter) and I've always made plans around my job having in mind that I may move to Bonny/Ph soon but with this news, I'm moving on with my life. Whenever nlng calls, I'll answer but please my fellow hopefuls, don't make plans around this recruitment and everyone should move on with their lives. For those that have "sources" please ask them and I'm sure they'd tell you the same thing (except they're not in the know). God Bless.

Bea.

@Bea, you are sighted. Any news?

tygrins007:
July 24th?

Before 24th.

@All this joke below is for you. Please laugh!!!

A signboard outside a restaurant read "eat as much as you can, your grand children will pay the Bill"...
A man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill he laughed and pointed to the HB signboard, don't you see, "only my grandchildren will pay".

The waiter replied, "This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's Bill"........
The man fainted....
Don't laugh alone.....

Taofaj4u:
Yes it is true. but I cant decode your name so as to remember you.

I even remember you on the 8th of March. You were in front of me as we were doing accreditation as some boys were arguing politics. I was happy to see you at the AC but we didn't fall into the same group.

You are the only one I have been able to identify from the AC on this thread.

I enjoyed the level of intellectual discussion on my table before we went for the group interview.

Peeps on the table were badt gan. One guy with glasses just blasted Oando interviews and did his medicals the day before the AC.

One guy was an Engineer at Seplat, a well built PwC lady (no insults meant), one guy at NAPIMS or NNPC a pipeline engineer and one other Engineer with Saipem.

Please, I would love to connect with any of you through impactintermediaries@gmail.com.

Thanks

Taofaj4u:
Hello House,

As regards the meet and Twerk, is there anyone in Bonny Island so we can also do ours here.
You can reach me via taofeekabolade@yahoo.com

I think I remember you from Hotel Presidential on the date of the AC. July right?.

True or false?

@Ethene You wan dey carry us play for here? The FBI boys for ds thread dey do your background research dan and until they finish the Hydrogenation wey go change ur name to Ethane still dey do press up. Nor be tomorrow your 12 days dey complete from Easter Friday? Abi ur own Easter different from our own? Even if na Easter Sunday you dey count from na since when NLNG begin dey send email from Saturday?

Beware!!!

Ashleeeeeee! What in the name of Professionalism is this?

Lobatan! Twerking ti take over!

See what?

This month is the month o.

I don't know why I have a feeling that PresVA is a staff.

So i don't think you should add her to d Meat and "Otuerke" Party. Hehehe. Sorry Meat and Twerk.

PH people see una life outside? Meat you can't meat, otueke you can't!

Let me warn all the Lagos peeps, what is happening to the PH GT team is what happens after you have been in PH for sometime.

Small city (No skyscraper, Pipe borne H20, Drainage system), Few fun spots apart from the 2 major cinemas-Silver and Genesis (except you are a food lover), fear of violence ( thank God election don pass, e die dan small), generally drab over hyped city with plenty rain.

I still remember the first day I was coming from Omagwa Airport, I had plenty hopes until I saw the houses in the so called GRA.

You guys should enjoy Lasgidi while you can. Enjoy ur party.

Jose Mourinho has been named the new head coach of Nigeria following the departure of interim Samson Siasia.

Mourinho signed a four-year contract to take charge of the Super Eagles, while Mutiu Adepoju, Kanu Nwankwo and Peter Rufai join him as his backroom staff.

The former Chelsea coach will be tasked with qualifying Nigeria for the 2018 World Cup having missed out of the 2017 Africa Cup of Nations billed for Gabon.

The 53-year-old had been linked with Manchester United job but has agreed a deal with Nigeria which is due to last until 2020, after Sunday Oliseh quit his post on February 25, 2016.

"I have the pleasure to confirm I have committed to a legendary African side, with the massive challenge of qualifying for the Russia 2018 World Cup," Mourinho told Goal.

"I am lucky because for years I had the fortune to coach big teams like Chelsea, Inter Milan and Real Madrid, and now I have the opportunity to coach another big team like Nigeria. It is an honour and I want to keep winning.

"We have a duty to prove we are the best team in Africa and also do well at the 2018 World Cup.

“I’d like to thank the Nigeria Football Federation for believing in me and with their backing, I am confident that we can build a stronger Super Eagles,” he concluded.

Mourinho will be presented at a media conference on Friday at the Abuja National Stadium.

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4093/nigerian-football/2016/04/01/21887132/official-jose-mourinho-named-as-new-nigeria-coach

dane15:
Grauuuuun..... Grauuuuuun..

Artmedia, please pick up your call....

Ha! 14 Pages to 300.

I pray that fervent heartfelt prayer. Before we enter page Page 300, that notification must come in Jesus name.

There will be a positive commotion in our favour leading to urgent need for GT resumption. Oil price or no oil price.

Enough is enough.

NLNG whether you want it or not. We are resuming by force.

dane15:
So another 91 day window is about to begin and the only word 300+ people can hold on to is "soon".

Grauuuuun..... Grauuuuuun..

Artmedia, please pick up your call....

Grauuuuun..... Grauuuuuun..

Artmedia, please pick up your call....

cashme28:
lmao..*eats akara......drinks akamu*

So another 91 day window is about to begin and the only word 300+ people can hold on to is "soon".

Grauuuuun..... Grauuuuuun..

Artmedia, please pick up your call....

It is Official! Notification is now Q2.

adenitemi:
Just to go and work and come back, person go don dey toast your bae. Na wa o.

No come use English grammar steal person joy abeg.

Gidi peeps, next Saturday at the beach at 3pm is a lovely time.

Abi e get anybody wey wan wed wey we fit show for the wedding? One guy mentioned he will soon be married one time.

@adenitemi, hope no be me u dey talk o cos me and cattysmilez don settle score since. I don even give am one out of d 2 slots Baba give me.

The man with the slots calls the shots. Loolz!

Me and Cattysmilez don dey no be today since 2014. Na u wan come take your reggae spoil our blues.

ROTFL. Oga Ade na play I dey play o. If you want Catty, you can come and have her..

eunore1:
dane15, na Rihanna cause this twerking jamboree going on here....lol

cattysmilez (catwoman), you can keep rehearsing this your twerking till NLNG calls since they said it won't be long (that's if your "waste" don't dislocate)....lmao

Ok o. @eunore1. I rest my case. Cattysmilez enjoy.

Please, who is with the "Lamp" we need to summon Artmedia.

Just one last call to that his..our sauce. We will buy the recharge card..Loolz.

cattysmilez:
Whether @forkadict agree or not, i accept already #loading twerks for bonny#

Ngwanu, nsogbu adighi!

This twerk matter is getting serious o! Is it the same twerk below or another one?

twerk
Pronunciation: /twəːk/
(also twirk)
informal
VERB

[NO OBJECT]
Dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.

forkadict:
You are a great man. Your days shall be long. Dem go give only you 2 slots.

Thanks baba.

Can I take one and dash Cattysmilez one?

Back to the mails, did someone say sometime ago that NLNG does not send recruitment emails after Wednesday? Abi na for dream I see the post?
If true then let the transition to Q2 begin, if yes then we have about 4 hours to go. Not over until it is over.

No be so Tygrins007?

coolio2014:
First and the Best! For Learning and Sound Judgement! What did you study and what year did you finish?

Coolio2014. Private Message. I think I am releasing too much info.

I enjoyed every single day in that Citadel. I was a Katangite in the times of VC Bamiro!

Dfavouredone:
NLNG opens $2m NLNG-UI Engineering Laboratory Complex

(L-R) Orangun of Oke Ila, Oba Adedokun Abolarin Prof. Tope Alonge, Chief Medical Director of UCH, Ibadan; Prof. Idowo Olayinka, VC University of Ibadan; Babs Omotowa, MD NLNG; Chief Moses Adeyemo, Deputy Gov. of Oyo State; Isa Inuwa, Deputy MD NLNG; and William Allo, Permanent Secretary (Economic Affairs), Secretary of the Government of Federation’s office commissioning the NLNG-UI Automation Engineering Laboratory in Ibadan…Tuesday.

Premier!

First and the Best!

Recte Sapere Fons!

Dane15!Dane15!!Dane15!!!

How many times I call you? Oya pack your bag and book Dana sharparly. E be like na Lasgidi e go happen. Plus the GTs in PH dey fear dir Bosses.

@Cattysmilez and dwayforward, you want Bae to ban me from coming to this thread abi? Ewo ni twerk? Abegi o.

Dfavouredone:
So this is how Q1 finally rolls away . . . .

Where is that guy always 'shouting' march?

We still have 1.33 days in March 2016. It's not over until it is over.

Tygrins007 the new double 0 Seven, answer your name na!

PH peeps greet and meet options:

(a) Genesis

(b) Asia Town

(c) Polo Club

(d) Add your own and let us agree.

But make una imagine this incident....

Moniker1, bounces into the meet and greet venue and sees everyone gathered. As he's about to greet the last person, who he discovers is his reporting manager, his outstretched hand paralyses in shock.

Moniker1: Oga, what are you doing here siiiiirr....?

The Boss: No wonder you have been playing with your assignment these past few days... So you think you can run to NLNG and dump your monkeys on my desk? Always on nairaland and never delivering. In fact, let your resignation letter hit my box before I get home.

The Boss storms out in anger, leaving Moniker1 speechless.

Moniker1 starts to mumble some words and then The Boss looks back and says, before you think I applied for GT role even though I was within the age range at the time, I did not. I got your logs from the IT Department, knew there was a greet and meet and tracked you down and I mean the resignation thingy!

The Boss walks out finally.

Loooolz. What would you do if you were Moniker1?

cashme28:
NLNG would select the number of intakes from the already successful ones using a broad range of criteria e.g course of study, AC score, State, etc.
Another AC is out of the equation.

I see you didn't get the joke.

davide470:
Dane15,

Instead of reporting your own comment, you can as well edit it yourself.

Thanks Davide470.

By the way PH peeps, where are we hanging out?

I particularly like Asia Town. Very serene and quiet.

We could organize something if we agree. Who is with me on this?

In terms of logicality, your question already answers itself but like I said earlier, the recruitment has defied all attempts to explain it with logic so something strange like doing another AC for the top 50% could occur or they could most unimaginably start all over.

HR may una nor vex. Just interpreting the future based on the past.

Moreover, your question is not even an issue since over over 400 people spanked the AC. The GT Family is hot men!

I believe that what they are working with will not be far from this.

Please can our Elders look at this picture with Oju sunukun?

CIA, Interpol and FBIs on the thread what do you see?

@Artmedia, help your guys..