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Akinsoladwayne:
Hi everyone! So I was at my brother's house yesterday and could you believe his wife cooked rice for me and served me with a meat I mean just a meat.

This is the person that knows how choosy I could be when it comes to eating.

I'd recall vividly before my brother married her, then when I visit my brother at his place I do the cooking and the least meat/fish I'd always dish my food with could be two or three.
But I have been wondering how on earth would she serve me her in-law with just a meat.
This is an insult of the highest order, like I'm gonna need to call my brother's attention to it.

Well at the end of the day I had no choice than to eat the food like that with the one meat she served me. The food self no sweet.

If you like bant me, it's none of my fuvking business.

you're an idiot. A big fool. An ungrateful ingrate and a hungry goat. How much did you contribute in the food?. Olodo. No go marry or cook your own food. Nzuzu

I no even know wetin to talk.

Great job

Balogun106:
Good morning nairalanders, i saw a thread this morning about a guy complaining about a little scar he has on his hand, this gives me the courage to spill out what am currently battling right now, here is my story. Please pardon my English.

My problem started about 3 week's ago, I noticed a discolorations on both sides of my chest on my brest area pricisely, it was slightly lighter than the rest of my body, i showed my friend and he said he couldn't see anything that am just over reacting, i am a very shy guy by nature. I was restless because i couldn't take off my shirt because of it.

I started doing some Google search on how to make the area slight darker to match my surrounding skin, during my Google search i found a product used mainly for vitiligo condition, but couldn't find it in any big pharmacy so i ordered it online and it arrived in 3 day's.

The instruction on the label that came with it was to apply it on affected area and expose the skin to sunlight for 1 minute, then to wait until 2 - 3 week's before repeating, but i was so desperate for results that i couldn't have such patient because i really wanted to get instant result, so i applied the liquid on my chest area which is a very small scar like a dot, and unfortunately it rolled to other areas on my chest which wasn't affected. I still foolishly went ahead and exposed the areas to the sun, i exposed it thought the sun coming through my window, i laid on my bed because it is around the window area.

I exposed my chest area from 1:13 pm - 4:00pm, the next morning i found out that the area was darker than my surrounding skin, the next day i applied bleaching cream to make it lighter, on the third day i found out it was now very reddish than my surrounding skin. I bought razor to scrape the area in other for it to peel off and for a new inner brighter skin to appear, but unfortunately it became worse because i had some slight injury from the scrape.

I was confused so i did some research on Google and found out about chemical peels, i ordered the 30% strength for 13k.... The seller warned me to text patch it on surrounding skin that isn't visible and wait for 24 hour's after seeing that it gave me no negative reaction before using it on where i intends applying it, he also warned me to dilute it in water to reduce the strength, but i was so desperate that i couldn't wait for 24 hour's to text patch it before applying it on my chest. The day i bought it i applied it same day, it also rolled over to other surrounding skin that din't got darker from the effect of the first product i applied.

The image's below are the stage by stage description of what i went through :

Please i need help and advise on what to apply and how to get my skin color back before this damage, i have been so depressed and unable to sleep this past few day's, because of this damages that i caused to myself.

Image 4, how it was before applying the first product product i bought :

Image 1, The dark skin i got a day's after applying it :

Image 2, The reddish skin and injury i got 2 day's later, after applying the bleaching cream and after using razor blade to scrape it and make the area lighter

Image 3, The instant burn i got after applying the chemical peel i bought :

. Something dey worry you. You just go burn fine skin just like that. I pity you. Why were you even concerned about a tiny discoloration that wasn't even noticeable. You be woman. Mtchew

first of all I was happy cos ma test didn't hold cos ma lecturer was trapped inside choba campus.... bt den I had to pay 3tyms ma normal fare just to get home. mtchew

EgusiSoup:
What is Chidinma?

a name of A car

people can lie sha..... dat is nt ust... dat is a girl doing her rites of passage . its a tradition.. I think its done in either opobo or okrika . can't really remember. nd its nt compulsory.. make sure u get ur story right before posting anything

irishMO123:
with ur amazing twisted K legs #LMAO

dats were u got it wrong sweetheart.... av got nice full long legs..... mtchew.... bad belle

irishMO123:
guess that's the reason why u had to back us in ur pisure so as for us nt to comment....maheeda sister

..... mtchew if I hear.... I dnt av a massive boobs but I make heads turn when I pass...... ok...

irishMO123:
guess that's the reason why u had to back us in ur pisure so as for us nt to comment....maheeda sister

. if I hear.... I dnt av a massive boobs bt I make heads turn wen I pass

I ruff u Helen paul...... I ruff u wel well..I will choosen u anytimes anydays..... *kisses Darling *

mtchew.... c her small breast like pimples..... rubbish.

ugly legs!!!! mine is hotter!!!

RIVERS STATE - DAKUKU PETERSIDE ADOLPHUS...... (APC......CHANGE.....).

sonOfLucifer:
If that is all it takes to convince you, you are above all men most miserable.

indeed.... wen u wil b in hell burning den u will realize what miserable really means... u really need to read ur bible so u will knw what u are getting urself into... *son of Lucifer ma foot*..... shallow minded human

Rilwayne001:
what do we do with this thread?

use am sew cloth

sonOfLucifer:
Your username makes more sense than this bullshit.

your signature and profile picture says it All... *satan is real and so is HELL.*

there is nothing wrong in doing some of d things listed here... ma man does some of them... he carries ma bag.. if am washing , he rinses and vice versa ... its a matter of choice... u can't speak for all men... #dat doesn't change d fact dat u both love eachoda...

, . Read up:::: I hope thıs makes u smıle.
I fell in love with this cute, damsel, Lovely sister and
everything was going on fine until i made
my intention known to her father & being
a learned man, here is what he gave me:

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry
your daughter Miss____________. I am _____
years old.

Please answer the following questions
honestly.

1. Are you a Christian ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my
house and don't look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
__________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
___________________________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how
you can give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-law.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need
money for my hair at the saloon", what
would be your answer ?
__________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you?
_____________________________________
_____________________________________

6.Do you have both dad and mum
together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________

7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock. _____________________________________
_____________________________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is
the owner of the kids between father and
mother?
_________________________________________

Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for
interviews?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your congregation Elders?
____________________________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo
below which will be put in the newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.

You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.

As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you
more questions;

Postal Address: _________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: _________________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________

BEST WISHES

hmmm!! just noticing his legs... he has really nice legs.. nice style burnaboy

hmmmm kiss all d way...... gosh!!! those lips of yours really needs a kiss... . d last pix got me thinking

are u kidding me

are we supposed to care about this... soon people will start eating this!! nway I JUST JOINED NAIRALAND.... YIPEEE......