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Xslaze3xd:
no longer a biology student.... an engineer I am.... so no biology

ehen, but you once was

Xslaze3xd:
pure madness..... u can never influence the gender of an un-born child....

NOT true , have u lost your biology note??

p2t2r:
If you two like, do snake in the monkey shadow on bed... if it's gonna be a girl child....nothing can change that.

I heard it works...

Holatunde007:
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Beware of ____________fill in the gap

why not read first?? I believe this info is going to help many , that's why I shared.....

Although most doctors and fertility experts
claim that we can’t influence whether we
have a girl or boy, there’s certainly a lot of
compelling anecdotal evidence out there to
the contrary.
Some parents are absolutely convinced that
they conceived a baby boy by following
certain techniques, changing their diet, using
various “positions” in the bedroom or even
drinking particular concoctions. Although
medical doctors largely disregard these
rituals as old wives’ tales, it can’t hurt to try
a few, right? (Well, depending on the method
or “position,” it could hurt a little.)
If you’re absolutely determined to have a
baby boy and are willing to try anything,
consider these tricks that some parents,
astrologists, and even a few doctors swear
by.
This famous gender-predicting calendar was
purportedly drawn up by a Chinese scientist
and then buried in a royal tomb 700 years
ago. Or was buried for 700 years until a
Chinese scientist dug it up. Or was it devised
by a 700 year-old Chinese scientist? Well,
something like that … the history and
background behind it is not easy to
establish, but how to use it is. With this
mystical calendar, a baby’s sex is
determined by the mother’s age and the
month in which she conceives.
Lunar calendar adherents say the chart is 99
percent accurate. (I must admit, it correctly
predicted the gender of my little girl.)
Working backwards, you can use the Chinese
lunar calendar to find the month that will
help you conceive a boy. If you are intent on
this method, some practitioners say there are
rules to follow, such as not trying to
conceive during the very beginning or very
end of a boy-yielding time frame.
Eat a Boyish Diet
Some gender-predicting “experts” claim that
following a specific diet for a few weeks
before conceiving could increase your
chances of having a boy. They say that
switching your diet changes the pH balance
in your body, which some believe contributes
to the sex of your baby.
According to this theory, your daily “boy
producing” menu should be packed with
plenty of salty foods, red meats, eggs, peas,
raisins, zucchini, mushrooms, beans, sweet
corn, bread, and fish. This diet also
recommends you avoid acidic foods in quest
of a more alkaline (less acidic) environment
for the boy-bearing sperm to thrive. (An
alkalizing diet, in fact, doesn’t necessarily
shun acidic foods. For more, read The pH
Diet and Your Fertility.) As with all the other
advice dished out in this article, you should
take this suggestion with a grain of salt …
and an extra dash or two if you’re trying for
a boy.
Also, a recent study suggests that
maintaining higher levels of glucose—which
means sustaining a high intake of food
throughout the day—will increase your
chances of having a little boy. Consume a
wide range of nutrients such as potassium,
calcium, and vitamins C, E, and B12.
Breakfast, is particularly important, so never
skip!
Take Your Position
Another popular school of thought says that
certain sexual positions can improve your
odds of having a boy. In ancient times,
beliefs abounded about the positions that
would lead to male offspring, such as having
intercourse with your heads pointing north
or having the would-be mother sleep on the
left. Discoveries in science over the centuries
have led to somewhat more complex
theories about positioning (and a lot else).
For one thing, we now know for sure it’s the
male who determines the sex of a child. The
mother always provides an X chromosome in
the egg; the father contributes either an X
chromosome (yielding XX = girl) or a Y
chromosome (yielding XY = boy). Each
individual spermatozoa carries either X or Y
and the baby’s sex depends on which one
penetrates the egg most effectively first.
According to Dr. Landrum Shettles, MD,
author of How to Choose the Sex of Your
Baby, deeper penetration during intercourse
seems to favor boys.
He explains that a woman’s vagina is most
acidic near the entrance, and—as mentioned
before—some evidence suggests male sperm
don’t fare well in acidic environments.
Shettles says deeper penetration puts sperm
closer to the egg, reducing the distance the
sperm have to travel through the acidic
vagina. This gives faster-swimming Y-
chromosome (male) sperm a head start over
the X-chromosome (female) sperm.
Therefore, he recommends rear-entry
intercourse for couples who want a boy. (Do
I really have to clarify “rear-entry”? OK, fine
… he’s talking about “doggy-style,” people.
There, I wrote it.)
Get the Timing Right
Other medical experts also believe that Y
sperm (boys) swim faster than X sperm
(girls). However, girl sperm typically are
more robust and live longer in the
reproductive tract than the boy sperm.
So what does this theory mean to you? In a
nutshell, if you’re hoping for a boy you
should try to abstain from sex for several
days before ovulation and then have
intercourse as close to ovulation as possible.
This increases the likelihood that the boy
sperm (the faster swimmers) will beat out
the girl sperm to the egg, and not have to
survive too long while waiting around for the
egg to show up. You’ll have to do some very
careful calendar watching or take an
ovulation test to determine precisely when
you’re ovulating.
Boxers or Briefs?
Sperm are stored “outside” the body for a
reason. They can’t tolerate excessive heat
and the testicles’ independent structure and
considerable surface area keep them safe
from the elevated core temperatures inside
the body. Some people claim that Y-
chromosome sperm (boys) are even less
tolerant of heat than X-chromosome sperm.
So, if you’re trying for a boy, ask your mate
to wear boxers for a while. This will keep
things cool and give his “boys” some
breathing room.
A cool bath or an ice pack to the scrotum
would take matters further, but it’s probably
a rare male who would be that keen on
producing a son.
Crank up the Coffee-Maker
Based on his research, Dr. Shettles says that
you’re more likely to conceive a boy if your
man drinks a strong cup of caffeinated coffee
just before intercourse. Why does this work?
Shettles says he’s not sure—but if anything,
it will give your mate a little extra energy
boost for the deed!
The jury’s not unanimous on whether
caffeine for women trying to get pregnant is
such a good idea, so you might want to opt
for decaf while he goes high-test.
Down Some Cough Syrup
Some people claim that if a woman takes a
dose of cough syrup a couple of hours
before intercourse, she’s more likely to have
a boy. Supporters of this theory say that the
medicine works by thinning the cervical
mucous (just as it thins respiratory mucous
when you have a cough), making conditions
more favorable for sperm, especially those
fast Y swimmers. The key ingredient that
makes this work is guaifenesin, so if you’re
going that route, look for a product that
contains it. http://www.babble.com/pregnancy/conceive-boy/

TheSonOfMark:

I'm not flummoxed. Your comment mirrors the unintelligence displayed by most members of your gender here on Nairaland.

I need your coment here ooooo

Ehen ??

oh this life!!! …the guy question has so many good plans before his untimely death!! Any demonic , occultic,spirit or human planning against my life ,Die!!!!!!!!! by fire in the mighty Name of JESUS!!!!!!.. amen






Mine is always live in the way of truth, the way of the Lord.

Codyt:
They think this persons profile pic above me is beautiful.

lol formin tinz... Fake world(Internet) full of fake peoplez choi...

sinaj:
lol

kul

um...

they fink orijin101 iz a drunk

Choi!!!! Orijin101,where are you?? How many bo2ls u drink today? ; D

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godsamist:
Catching of fishs speaks good of biz and if you are a christians and good at it,it calls for envagelism.
Tortiose,not too good,they wants to introduce sluggishness in your life,which can be resisted through prayers,pls don't relent in your prayers God really loves you,the reason for revealing the enemies secrets .

thanks bro

delishpot:
OP, there is a dream interpretation section on nairaland. Mayve they there will be able to help you my brother.

IS it a sub - section??

kilokeys:
u have a connection with animals

so try ibadan zoo.. the lion's den

are you king Darius??….... Say something better pls

VickJames:
Your name says it all.

how bro

He's naija no 1, he need to be well protected..

Yesterday night, I had a dream,,, in the dream, I caught two tortoise. The night before that, I saw myself fishing... Catching a lot of fishes. And I had a dream of catching animals of different kind just before that...
Am just confused. I have seen so many of what I had in dreams come to reality .. But this time, I'm totally confused don't know what its all about.. This is no joke, I need advice from you reading this if you know what to say....









MOD, pls help a brother.

englishmart:
I was told of one senate president from Ebonyi called pius... She sleeps uncontrollably; even in an important meeting..

Abi na him be that?

no play with Ebonyi State ooooooo

Next To hit FP is the igbo 'S.... Who is working on it?










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I LIKE AM PHO A_B_O_K_I NA, I LIKE AM PHO EBRIBODY.....

nna photo shoppers eh.

Babalegba:
I read your post thinking you will bring something new to the table after careful observation but I'm afraid the post is full of stereotypes and rampant generalisations.and does not help matters

IS THAT all u see out of the write up? Maybe the post is not for a learned man like yourself...

HAUSA
Personally, i like the Hausa man because he is a
free & kind giver, welcoming to strangers and very
sincere when it comes to daily business dealings.
A hausa man will hardly ever want to cheat you in
business.
A hausa man is also a contended person, he can
have a very low class and poor job, but he would
be very contended with it and will thank God. Also,
once a hausa man has liked you, he will almost
show u love to the end, only one thing can turn
that love to hatred overnight and that thin is
TOUCHING HIS RELIGION.
That is the bad side of the hausa man. A hausa
man can do absolutely anything if you touch his
religion, no matter how wicked, or heartless it may
be. The hausa man is easily brainwashed by
religion, once touch his (religion), he can
completely loose his senses.
Also, the hausa man is the greatest discriminator
(especially in the aspect of religion). This is why
you see that hausas have derogatory names for
different people the way they view them from their
religious point of views. hausa man when it comes
to land. He will come and settle on your land, you
will welcome him and afterwards when he and his
people & children have populated the place, they
forget or deny everything and turn around to say
they are the original ancestral owners of the place.
IGBO
The good side of the igbo man is that he is a very
hardworking, industrious and progressive person.
An igbo man always believes in sure progress (i
must succeed) and leaves no room for failure or
laziness.
They are very smart, calculative & enteprising in
nature. They bring peace & development to
wherever they go.
An igbo man is well exposed and well travelled
and interacts well with others. They also have very
good looking and beautiful people. They are
resilient and hard headed people who always stand
after their words and choices and do not waiver
here and there. They easily integrate and
acculturate with others wherever they are found
and show utmost respect to other peoples cultures
wherever they go. They dont believe in opression
of those they are more than. They believe that they
should always be the best in everything, and this is
where some of their problems come in.
The bad side of the igbo man is that they always
like to be on top when doing anything with you,
they want you to play foolish and them wise.
Some of them see all other tribes as foolish people
or less wise and themselves wiser. They always
want to outsmart you.
Also, criminality is another major problem of the
igbos. Always in a bid and haste to succeed and
their love for money, they can almost do anything
at all no matter how wicked it may be to make
money, drug dealing, armed robbery, baby factory,
419, production of fake goods e.t.c. Igbos are not
also liberal givers, quite stingy & greedy.
YORUBA
The loveable things about yorubas is firstly their
very respectful nature. Disrespect towards elders
is not tolerated in anyway amongst them. A yoruba
can see you and greet you ten times a day bending
down. Yorubas are very very peaceful in nature
and not troublemakers.
A yoruba man loves to be enlightened and believes
so much in education and enlightenment. They are
a very neutral people especially when it comes to
religion.
Religious sentiment is the last thing you can ever
try to use to deceive a yoruba man. They dont
care who is a.muslim or who is a christian, they
believe so much in religious oneness and unity to
the end. That is why you can find a yoruba family
with adherents of islam, christianity & traditional
religion, i have even seen a yoruba man who
claims he is a practitioner of all 3 religions.
Yorubas are very social and fun to be with, hence
their crazy love for partying and clubbing.
The bad side of yorubas is their attitude of
tribalism. They so much love their culture and
tradition to the end and sometimes take it too far
when dealing with others.
The yoruba man is also just like a chameleon,
never stable in behaviour, a hypocrite, you can
never predict which colour he will be tomorrow.
You can never really trust a yoruba man because
he is a backstabber and betrayer, both of u may
agree something here and he will go behind your
back to say a different thing. A yoruba man also
has a typical cowardly attitude, anything happens
they will be the first to run away despite their
plenty talk. They talk too much and do little
action. They are very good in insulting and running
their mouths.
A yoruba man is also a very big critic. Criticizes
everything. They are also very big pretenders, they
can see you and fall at your feet worshipping you
with their greetings, only if u know what they are
doing to you at your back. Yoruba people are also
very very dirty people, no doubt.
Lastly they believe so much in diabolical and
traditional powers, charms, native doctors
(babalawo) and juju medicine, this is why there are
so many human parts factories in the land for
human rituals.
Anyone that thinks it's a lie, watch any yoruba
movie starting to ending and if you dont see
babalawo involved, then know that all i am writing
here is untrue trash.
However, in all these cases, there are people who
will always have exceptional characters. So it is
not applicable to 100% of the people, but however
majority.
Any middlebelter who has lived amongst these 3
majority groups can always attest to this,
sentiments aside.
Someone from Kogi said, the 3 major Nigerian
groups are our 3 major problems in this country. I
partly agree with that and at the same time partly
disagree because the 3 major Nigerian groups
have also been blessings to Nigeria one way or the
other in different ways, just that in summary
always, they will always have good & bad sides as
almost all things have their unique advantages and
disadvantages. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1100616773289252&id=951047798246151&refid=8&_ft_=qid.6140291926064395611%3Amf_story_key.-4056989395590205192%3Aei.6140291934692609993.6023971744524.19.0

I knw how to fry nah, no biggie ... I NO be oyibo... Forget say people dey here dey claim.. Some no get light for their villa ooooooo ... Last garri I fried eh, na old manure wey don suppose grow tree..

IRONY OF LIFE!
(strange but true...)
1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble
2. The doctor hopes you get sick
3. The police hopes you become a criminal
4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid
5. The landlord hopes that you don't build a house
6. The prostitute hopes you don't marry
7. The dentist hopes that your teeth decays
8. The mechanic hopes that your car breaks down
9. The coffin-maker wants you dead
10. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in Life!
Hug a thief next to you!
Don't laugh alone share dis tu frndz n get smile for
de day.

robinicule:
bro in dis life, u just can't have everything

why nah?

Am angry with nairaland settings ... Why can't I change my nl name Anytime I wish My friends calls me "OPERA" OPERAMINI, even sometimes "OpEra-GWODO-GWODO" why can't I be able to change what I wrote myself I dey vex..
. Make una follow me tell SEUN make e give us name changing option.. There are those names I need to answer when happy, angry etc
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[quote author= post=32907975]do you mean videos made by you or played (collected) by you[/quote]videos I made myself...

debbie:
akanchawa...eeee akanchawa,eeee akanchawa ya ka anyi ga enwe.

umuoma Chukwu choro nma

jiri nwayo nne...

No help from any of you??

My TECNo p5 has developed a fault of recent!. Initially it videos well and voice very clear. Don't knw what just happened, now, I can't hear a voice of videos made... Is there any solution to it?? ? If not, is there any application that can help....pls I need ur help. ... I really do!!!! . Thanks in advance.