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DA HANDSOME DRUNKARD............

LAUGHING AT THE MAN IN IGBO

PointB:
The Tribulation of Jonah, Chapter One Verse 1 - 24

1. In the fourth year of the reign of Jonah the Able, Son of Locki, prosperity was upon the land, and there was grains and tubers in abundance.

2. Thereupon, King Jonah spoke to the people saying ''Lo, I have rebuilt the rails and the road, and given you abundant bread.

3. In my reign you have not queued endlessly for oil. I have reformed power and made our nation prosperous.

4. Reward me, O great people. Let me lead you to further greatness!''

5. In those days, there arose from far North a barbarian horde which lay waste to the country side, burning, looting, killing and taking as slaves men, women and children.

6. They were led by brutish commanders named after cows.

7. The people cried out and say, "O King, may you live long and defeat all your enemies. Alas, She-cow and his bands of terrorists do make life difficult for us. They burn our houses, loot our barns, kill our men, take as slaves men, women and children, and they take our lands.

8. O good King, put to the sword this terror leader and his hordes.”

9. Wherefore Jonah the Able, Son of Locki dispatched his trusted commander, Ihe the son of Rika.

10. Ihe the Son of Rika took thousand men and fell upon Shecow and his band of terrorists in the battle of Baga.

11. Shecow fled with his men to the wilderness of Sambisa. But Ihe the Son of Rika pursued them deep into the deadly forest (for he had swore to crush them), and he put to the sword several of them, including Shecow who died of his wound.

12. Thereupon, Ihe the son of Rika retired, and returned to his home.

13. And there arose a certain zealot, Mumu the son of Hari, frail by age, and wrinkled by pain and anger. Thus did he address Jonah the Able, Son of Locki, “You are killing my people for a cause started by your people.

14. “O, wicked King, you rode your people in the best chariot, gave them gold , land and plough when they arose against the nation, but you put arrows and spears into mine for same deed.”

15. “Most assuredly I say to you, I shall take your crown and right all the wrongs you have done.”

16. And these were the men who stood by him, when he thus address the king, Atif son of Tifku, Tifni son of Nubu, Sara son of Raki, Ob son of Jeh (many of these men wined and dined with Jonah the Able son of Locki, and several kings before him).

17. The others were Ameh the Swift, Son of Echi (for he’s swift in running errands), and Roch the Sly, son of Cha.

18. Thereafter, arose another terror leader, He-Cow (for the terror leaders are named after cows).

19. He butchered male children as they learn in peace, and the female he took in their number as slaves and wives.

20. And thus did he taunt King Jonah the Able, Son of Locki, ''I have taken your daughters. I shall sell them as slaves, and marry them off to my warriors. Repent and follow my god and my way, or I shall destroy you and those who follow you!''

21. But King Jonah the Able, Son of Locki would not budge. He dispatched Mini the son of Mah, another trusted general.

22. Mini the son of Mah descended upon He-Cow in the battle of Kondunga, slaying him and those who follow him.

23. And Mini the son of Mah addressed the people saying, “Behold He-cow lifeless body as it lay dead among his terror band. Verily, verily, I say to you, same fate shall be meted to any and all who go by the name of cow, and ply terror as trade!''

24. And there was great rejoicing among the people, for they saw the body of He-cow, who tormented them, among the dead!
(Chapter Two coming)

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boy, how much have you made..... SCREENSHOT OF UR BANK ALERT OR I DONT BELIEVE YOUR LIE...ALREADY I NO SAY NA LIE

pls NAIRALANDERS,I want change MY USERNAME.. I wish to do so because I need to.. what do I do, where can I find the button??

Women, I no sure say na God answer this kinda prayer... Check again to remember if you enter BABALAWO HOUSE sometimes ago ooooooo

Iwe n'ewe m if nobody gree comment

so una all sharp abi?

A minute maths

magnified:
can't u just use your brain? Na island she buy?

and so?

Our troop sharp ooooooo



Oga JONATHAN TILL BOKO HARAM FINISH 4 NAIJA

The later fit be true ooooooo

Is it true?

Ije uwa

People too suffer their brains thinking of what others are up to.... Do you know how many businesses she is into??... Dey there dey calculate wetin your friend dey earn for a month... Soon u will start writing application to work in his company..


IF YOU SEE SOME PEOPLE BANK ALERT EH, U GO GET HEART ATTACK....

Nigeria can still exist... Is he God?? Creating biafra can't... Cause it

That's why education is good..
See how he presented everything perfectly...

englishmart:
sire! Wetin happen na?

OGA mart.... Check am nah... Not bad at all

https://www.nairaland.com/2148620/there-no-legal-way-child ***MODIFIED *** Second to Coment!!! Oga SEUN, sir , what's my prize?

Warning to all nairalanders >>>> the op might be a broke local yahoo boi.. No fight me biko...

WIZGUY69:
[size=24]MORE:
He's too fat - his weight is equals to two elephant's.
He's my Boy- I taught him how to Make the money he has today.
He's my neighbour, my own mansion is just opposite his.
Signed - PUBLICITY SECRETARY (BANANA ISLAND)[/size]……

AKPOS MY GUY

amokeme:
My mum wants to adopt a child, so my friend told me her mum could help cause she has a friend who is into the "business" i was even happy sef.. after exchanging numbers and all that, the woman called to ask my mum what she wanted, my mum told her she wanted a girl btwn the age of 1-2yrs old. Three days after she called to tell my mum that "someone just delivered a baby boy and he is up for adoption if she wants him she should pay 650k and come to delta state for the child" my mum said just like that? She said yes. My mum told her she was not interested again. So here in Nigeria they actually sell children and use "adoption" as a cover up name

Hmmm I fear ooooooo

Na wa o . So I fit arrest one Cameroonian wey bin dey this area before them born me.. MBA!!!!!!! I NO TRY AM....



https://www.nairaland.com/2148620/there-no-legal-way-child#30930341

Aprime:
Are you interested in adopting one?

in Future by his [GOD] grace... But i be single guy ooo

The stories making frontpage these days made me wonder if there is at all any legal way of Child Adoption.. People spend as high as 250k to buy a stolen child . So my question here are "IS THERE NO LEGAL MEANS OF ADOPTION?? AND IF THERE IS, WHAT COULD BE THE POSSIBLE COST? ....... i would to hear from you reading this post.. THANKS

auntymi:
Brb wen u upload sme pix

i don upload nah

A sign that am still a virgin ... Any spiritual wife wey near me don die

Here in Izzi [one of the local dialect of Ebonyians], we call it "ANU -Nwobvu".. Meaning" THORNY ANIMAL " looking at it, you can tell why .

so WHAT DO YOU CALL IT IN YOUR DIALECT??