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Twoclans:
Daniel2289 are you an ukwu boy?

Not really dear.

Some persons are not sincere here.

Twoclans:
Someone should please hala d ukwu boys.

U are still here. OK, let me follow u.

ubunja:
always "How to please her." never "How to please him" smh on this vagina worshipping world of simps.

U bring it on bro.

Twoclans:
Is this list just for the first time?

After the first impression you can now decide to be the lousy and the cheating begins .

Hmmm!!! it doesn't always works like that dear.

Ajoboss:
Show me their front first

Hahaha!!! wetin u wan c for front.

Hello Guys in the house. let's have fun.
If given an opportunity for a Night, which of them will you choose. Or which will be your choice,
A, B, C or D.

eagleonearth:
that your bible you study before sleeping with a married woman tells you that God who is the author of grace, cannot be mocked. Anything you sow, you reap.

Yeah!!! that's the law of Karma am talking about.

Use your brain bro. Don't let anybody to use u.

TechGod:
just imagine a big duck that can strike properly , I swear the lady go scream dye , she go even bring her friends give you for free

Sex is not all about the girl screaming. What if she screams for u to hear, but deep inside of her, she didn't get anything out of it. Did u know that too big can cause bruises if u can't navigate well..... I think majority of us needs to know what sex is all about. Am not attacking u bro.

Twoclans:
90% of women's orgasm occurs as a result of clitorial stimulation.

Please what is the purpose of a huge dick if he misses the clitoris every time.

If the dick is big and the dude knows his game. Perfect.

Tell them jare.

Snow02:
there's no such thing as "too big boobs" the bigger they are the harder I suck..

That is you.
Our likes differs.

Let us hear the CONCLUSION of the whole matter. Fear God and Obey His Commandments. Thou shall not convert thy neighbor's wife. Let it not be you that will do this Evil Act.
THE LAW OF KARMA IS STILL VERY ON TILL TOMORROW. IT WORKS.

Kim K boobs is too big. but she is OK from waist down.

Lies everywhere.

You have both been dating for a while, and now it's time to seal the deal.

First, you should know that for a girl who has been sexually active before you, she would instantly begin comparing you to previous sexual partners. She is a little bit curious and wondering whether or not you will rise up (pun intended) to the challenge the way she expects.

Below are ways to get that pesky ex completely out of her mind and have her looking forward to more sexual experiences with you, and just you alone.

1. pre-intimacy. Absolutely important. The right pre-intimacy session would leave her weak at the knees and anticipating your next move. Don't be in a rush to get down to the action. Take time to get to know her body. What turns her on, what makes her moan, parts of her body that drives her wild, etc. Sort of like testing the waters before driving in. Not only will this help you figure out her erogenous zones, it also gets her warm, wet and ready for action.

2. LISTEN TO HER BODY: Okay, let's assume you now know where to touch her. Now you should know exactly how to touch her there. Does she prefer light pressure? Does she want you to tease her for a few seconds or for minutes? Every woman is different so there is no rulebook on knowing what she would like. But if you are sensitive to her, you will be able to listen to what her body is telling you. Does she moan louder at some point? Does she fidget and squirm uncomfortably when you touch her somewhere? Just follow the cues and you will know how to please her in no time.

3. DON'T BE AFRAID TO EXPERIMENT. When you are both in bed, try as much as possible not to be predictable. This does not mean changing sex positions every few seconds. You don't want her thinking about the experience the next day and only remembering it in just one way. Mix it up, show her you are adventurous you can be and the excitement of not knowing what you will do next would have her running back into your arms in no time.

4. MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A GODDESS: Nothing turns the lady off as much as a guy who does not know how to use the right words to get her in the mood. Sex is as much psychological as it is physical. Get into her head by saying words like how sexy you think she is, how hot her body is, how much you want her, etc. This way, she won't be able to think about anything but you the whole ride. Just be careful not to use degrading words unless you are sure she's okay with it.

5. CUDDLE UP: Now you are done and basking in the aftermath. Please, oh please, don't just take a nap after. Since this is your first time together, take a few minutes to hold each other and talk softly about the experience, about how you both enjoyed it. Having a nice and sweet cuddle session is best way to seal the deal and leave her sighing with utmost contentment.

SOURCE. NAIJA.NG.

A university employee admitted in an interview with Parent magazine that her daughter snatched her husband, according to SDE.

Mercy Igoki, a Kenyan 48-year-old senior assistant registrar claims she has forgiven both her daughter and her husband for the pain they caused her.

“I share the circumstances under which my marriage split up hoping it will inspire someone to start her own journey to forgiveness and restoration, as opposed to bitterness, anger and death,” she says.

In 2006, while working as a teacher and counsellor in a local high school, Mercy met an orphan girl. She took her home and adopted the girl who was three years older than Mercy’s first born.

Mercy says the girl bonded very well with her family and her problems began when she had to resign from her job to recover from an accident that left her with multiple fractures.

“I enrolled for an undergraduate degree in education in Meru. I would be away from home sometimes up to three weeks or longer at a time because of my studies,” she says.

“It was while travelling back from one of these trips in 2008, just after my daughter had finished high school, that I received a phone call from one of my neighbours. She told me, ‘Just know that girl you are living with is not your daughter but your co-wife. I was shocked.”

Mercy says she decided to investigate and discovered clandestine correspondence between them. “In anger, I confronted them and to my shock, my husband blamed me for the affair, saying I had brought the girl to him,” says Mercy. She has since forgiven them.

Not surprisingly, cases of older women snatching husbands from their daughters, or daughters snatching men from their mothers are hardly reported due to embarrassment and stigma. Experts say such deviant behaviour is among many modern ills placing the traditional family unit at risk.

Can u imagine!!

pocohantas:
Ahbeg, swerve one side.
I wonder where Naija guys was mentioned in that post. Is Eboue a Nigerian, or guilty conscience is disturbing you?



That's the same point I was trying to make. We don't have such laws here. So, the whole idea is to marry from your culture, by your culture and leave the woman/investments in your culture.

I think I stated it's not a white woman thing, she was only backed by the law. If we have such laws here, Lord knows where they'll run to.

not a white woman thing, she was only backed by the law. Correct. this is also what I was trying to pass across. We don't have such laws here in Africa. Eboue was unwise to not have invested in his country. Unlike Drogba.
Good comment there.

SolexxBarry:
Marriage doesn't have a particular formulae what works for Mr A might not work for B so stop this trash

Really? u called this a trash? pls re-read.

lilbest4:
Eboue too go f*ck up. Imagine ordinary white mumu woman was able to defraud Eboue chai that guy no be African. Mumu woman wey one naija real guy go pack all her money through blind date sef

Eboue didn't try at all.

kingem:
Eboue was just naive and dumb(sorry to say). he earned so much money and he didn't invest any of it in his Country (Ivory Coast)
Just look at what Drogba did in the same Country.

So the wife saw how foolish her husband was and took full advantage of his foolishness

I pity him sha
I hope he gets back everything he lost

I hope so dear. But it will be difficult. It Will Only take the grace of God. Oh!!!! Eboue was unwise unlike Drogba.

Airforce1:
I almost shed tears after reading Eboue's sad story

All he ever worked for ended up in the hands of a white witch all in the name of marriage .

A lesson to every African living abroad .

A lesson indeed. It pains me deeply when I read it.

This is a tale of two Ivorian footballers —
Emmanuelle Eboue and Didier Drogba.
PLS. TAKE TIME TO READ..

Both played for two huge London football clubs in the exact same period – from the mid oh-ohs to the early part of this decade — which meant each Ivorian earned tens of thousands of Sterling pounds, weekly, for an average eight years.

It means they should both have been shilling billionaires by the end of their respective tenures in Arsenal and Chelsea FC, right?

But while Didier Drogba is now not just the second largest investor in mines in the Ivory Coast (not to mention being the part owner of two MLS soccer teams in North America) and so worth about USD100 million (Sh10 billion), Eboue’s story is one of ‘woiye’ (pity).

Eboue, after an acrimonious divorce from his white wife where the judge awarded her even his mansion in Enfield, is now bitter and bankrupt. He hides in the empty mansion with the electricity off, scared of bailiffs coming to evict him.
He washes his clothes by hand because he can no longer afford a washing machine (and thanks to his late grandmother for teaching him domestic chores when he grew up in the village).

He used to roll around in fancy expensive cars for years, but now uses public transport.

And he blames it all on his conniving ex-wife.

“Emmanuelle you were very naïve,” Eboue now laments. “Every document your wife tells you to sign, you sign (even for property)!” He revealed that of the 8 million Euros (almost a billion bob) he earned playing with Galatasary in Turkey, seven million was sent to his (ex) wife Aurelie “because she was living behind with our three kids in London.”

Now the woman has even cut off contact of the children from their Ivorian father.

There are lessons to be learnt from the tragic story of Eboue here (more than sad, because the once pound millionaire has recently considered suicide, because of heartbreak, shame, depression and near penury).

First of all, it is almost always better to try and marry from within your own culture.
Oh, I know, there are a few stories out there of loving and successful interracial and inter-cultural marriages, but these are in the minority.

It is easier, if not better, to be in close proximity when it comes to matters of marriage — in colour, religion, class and education. ‘Opposites attract’ is fine – but an Eskimo man from Greenland marrying a Khoisan woman from the Kalahari desert, to use an extreme example — does that sound like a sound foundation for long and happy union?

By all means, marry across tribes, because divided Kenya doesn’t need more ethnic insularity. If you can, even marry across a national border. Didier Drogba, an Ivorian, married a lady from Mali — which is like marrying a nice Tanzanian. But don’t stray too far from East(ern) Africa if you can.

Build back home, or even in the city — but invest in real estate, if able to, close to your roots.

If Eboue had apartment buildings in Abidjan, greedy Aurelie wouldn’t have an English racist judge able to award her these properties — and he’d just have fled back to Africa a rich man.

True, Drogba has invested in real estate in Marseilles, but these are rental properties, not home — and by investing in Ivory Coast mines during their civil war at low prices, Drogba showed a patriotism and confidence in his country that has now paid off, pardon the pun, in spades.
Drogba is also a great philanthropist. He established a free hospital for poor Ivorians in Abidjan, in partnership with wealthy global contacts like Abramovich.

“Those who give shall receive,” and by using his networks so wisely, Drogba is now so popular in the Cote d’Ivoire, it is quite possible that — (like former footballer Weah of Liberia) — if he ran, he would easily win the presidency.

Eboue’s ‘investments,’ other than in his sly white fox of a wife, were in false friends and fast cars. He didn’t even bother to invest in himself, by going to school, even after he got money.

While Drogba is a professional accountant (university level), Eboue had street talent, but is still semi-literate — which is how he could sign everything over to his Caucasian gold-digger.

There are lots of ‘hustler’ millionaire stories these days in Kenya, but as kids go back to school, remember education is the best investment you’ll ever make for your children.

Sheun001:
March 9th

March 22

With B, I can change positions easily. B is OK for me.

The funny thing is that, she claims to be a female. And which is not true.

kimbraa:
I think the one he doesn't like that much is his new girlfriend.

Oh!!! u are right.
I think he knows the two more than us here. So, he should choose.

odogwubiafra:
Most times addiction.

You are On point. This is really one of the reason.