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Politics / Prayer For Nigeria From Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke by danieloke(m): 9:08pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
PRAYER FOR NIGERIA from Reinhard Bonnke Heavenly Father, Your Word declares: When the enemy shall come in, like a flood the Spirit of the LORD shall lift up a standard against him. (Isaiah 59,19) Let your peace “that passes understanding” be our portion. • I pray that righteousness may rule Nigeria, because your word says that “righteousness exalts a nation”. • I pray for peace in Nigeria during the upcoming elections and for God’s will to be done. Bless her peace-makers and rebuke the peace-breakers. • Flood Nigeria with “the Spirit of the LORD”, providing protection from atrocious Boko Haram and associates. • Comfort the bereaved families and bring back all kidnapped sons and daughters. • May Nigeria find rest “under the shadow of the Almighty”. • Bless Nigeria’s economy, down to the working family, and stabilize the oil-market. • And bless Nigeria’s government with wise intent and good results for all her citizens. • And above all, lift up a standard against the enemies of the Gospel, so that full salvation may flow in all directions. • Bless Your children and Your church. In JESUS’ Name I pray. A M E N. (Please pray this prayer with me and share with your friends. Let us agree before the Throne of God. I would be glad to hear from you. Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Knowing When To Pull The Plug On Your Relationship. by danieloke(m): 8:33pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Knowing when to pull the plug on your Relationship. In a romantic relationship, there's always touching and kissing. You have to know when a relationship's going nowhere- like when you've dated someone for several months and you're still not feeling sure about them. Dating used to mean courtship. Nowadays it’s often just a polite way of saying you’re sleeping together and doesn’t necessarily imply a future together. Or sexual exclusivity. That might not matter if both of you only want a casual relationship. But if you’re thinking about a lifelong commitment, then it does. You have to know when a relationship’s going nowhere — like when you’ve dated someone for several months and you’re still not feeling sure about them. Or you haven’t had the “I don’t want you seeing other people” talk by then. Your relationship is undefined and you’re not sure where you stand. Actually it’s often hard to be sure. Maybe you don’t even know your own feelings? It’s even harder to know your date’s! But the way you behave together will warn you when all’s not well. Like your date never returns your calls, or it’s always you who calls back. Conversations run dry very quickly. You’re forever annoyed with each other. You suspect you’re not always hearing the truth. Talk about the future is somehow never about you as a couple. You haven’t met each other’s family and friends, and know little about what your partner’s doing, or who they’re with when they’re not with you. The relationship’s bringing you more pain than joy. Your partner forever wants you to change, or you’re hoping things will get better. But the same issues keep recurring. Your fundamental values don’t seem to match, and there’s lots of mixed signals. When you try to get closer, they move away. When you try to move on, they suddenly get closer. TELL-TALE SIGNS You should be able to say how you feel to one another. If you can’t and they aren’t saying either then you’re in a “going nowhere” relationship. Maybe one or both of you acts like you’re single when you’re in public? You’re spending little time together? It’s difficult to arrange to meet, and you never know when you’ll next see each other? You feel like you’re the one doing all the work? Your partner’s is forever asking you to come to see them, but never makes the effort to come to you? Or if they suggest a date that doesn’t work for you, they won’t adjust their schedule to suit yours… Seeing them is either all about sex, or there’s nothing happening at all. You’re either just a booty call and nothing more or they see you as a “friend”. In a romantic relationship, there’s always touching and kissing. Be careful if you’re thinking “I’m afraid of being alone”. Or “I’ll never find someone else”. Or “But the sex is so good”. Or “I’ve invested so much time in this relationship”. Or “Things will come right in the end”. Or “This is as good as it gets”. No, it’s not! The truth hurts, so it’s easier to pretend. Don’t. The decision is never easy, but once you realise that your relationship is going nowhere, start looking for one that is. 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / You Know!!! by danieloke(m): 9:28am On Aug 31, 2014 |
YOU KNOW YOU ARE STUPID If, 1. You're here losing sleep over a girl who's probably sleeping just fine with another guy on her mind. 2. You're staring at your phone waiting for a text from a girl who's probably having deep conversations with another guy.. 3. You're posting subliminal status's about a girl who's probably too busy paying attention to another guy's profile to read them. 4. You're crying over a girl who's probably making another guy smile right now. If you're not the guy she gives her all to, then she's not the girl you should be stressing over. ..... Think twice and Be a Real Man... |
Politics / Re: Osun Election: Omisore, PDP Head For Tribunal by danieloke(m): 9:13pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
Omo were ni egbon yi sha... Pelu gbogbo soja ati olopa... Ha egbon omi komi ejebure na ke fowo wenu... Wait for ur time pls mr senator.. |
Jokes Etc / Fill In The Gap Akpos JAMB Examination Questions: by danieloke(m): 9:30am On Aug 11, 2014 |
1.Inside Jackie Chan & jet Li who go beat?......... 2.Inside indomie & macaroni,which 1 sweet pass?......... 3.Inside girls & boys,who do amebo pass?....... 4.Inside Mama & Papa style & 4rm back,which 1 sweet pass?....... 5.Inside fowl & goat,who get voice pass?....... 6.Inside Ogboni & Illuminati,which 1 sweet to join pass?...... 7.No difference btw agbero & police because d both of them they collect money 4 bus stop & they wear uniform.......True or false? 8.Everybody don thief b4......True or false? 9.Inside Politician & yahoo boyz,who girls follow pass?....... 10.Finally,Inside me wey write dis thing & U wey dey read am,who no get work?...... |
Business / Re: Oando Acquires Conocophillips For $1.5 Billion by danieloke(m): 9:37am On Jul 31, 2014 |
Lord please open ma eyes to see the path u lay for me and help me get to the top like him and also bless his hustling too... Amen 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / July Examination by danieloke(m): 12:26pm On Jul 18, 2014 |
JULY 2014 EXAMINATION. Time: 1hr 30 mins Section A (Answer all questions, questions carry equal marks) 1a) How many chibok gals were kidnapped and state d reason for their kidnap? (20marks) 1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to whom? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo! (15marks) 2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switchon a Nokia phone ?(10 marks) 2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ? (10marks) 3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones? 4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why ? 5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ? 6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo? SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each) 1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more? 2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142) 3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ? 4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X? 5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech onthe same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant. SECTION C (Answer 2) 1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss. (20Marks) 2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks) 3)Whats the name of the lady that says "please enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain too(20 Marks) NO SIDE TALK........................Get all answers correctly & win an all expense paid trip to sambisa... |
Politics / Re: Ogbeni Aregbesola Deserve Another Term by danieloke(m): 10:39am On Jul 16, 2014 |
felifeli: Me too I deserve a term. You will see that the difference is clear.... Na which state u dey govern o ? |
Education / C.S.E Or Any Computer Institute by danieloke(m): 7:16pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Guys pls I need ur help in this. A friend of my was giving computer science and engineeing to be offered in one of our great universities but he said he prefer to enrol for a training outside instead of accepting the coursem.. Please what is ur suggestion on it pls. |
Sports / Re: Did Messi Deserve The World Cup Golden Ball? by danieloke(m): 6:50am On Jul 14, 2014 |
No matter how old you are now. You are never too young or too old for success or going after what you want. Here’s a short list of people who accomplished great things at different ages 1) Helen Keller, at the age of 19 months, became deaf and blind. But that didn’t stop her. She was the first deaf and blind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree. 2) Mozart was already competent on keyboard and violin; he composed from the age of 5. 3) Shirley Temple was 6 when she became a movie star on “Bright Eyes.” 4) Anne Frank was 12 when she wrote the diary of Anne Frank. 5) Magnus Carlsen became a chess Grandmaster at the age of 13. 6) Nadia Comăneci was a gymnast from Romania that scored seven perfect 10.0 and won three gold medals at the Olympics at age 14. 7) Tenzin Gyatso was formally recognized as the 14th Dalai Lama in November 1950, at the age of 15. Pele, a soccer superstar, was 17 years old when he won the world cup in 1958 with Brazil. 9) Elvis was a superstar by age 19. 10) John Lennon was 20 years and Paul Mcartney was 18 when the Beatles had their first concert in 1961. 11) Jesse Owens was 22 when he won 4 gold medals in Berlin 1936. 12) Beethoven was a piano virtuoso by age 23 13) Issac Newton wrote Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica at age 24 14) Roger Bannister was 25 when he broke the 4 minute mile record 15) Albert Einstein was 26 when he wrote the theory of relativity 16) Lance E. Armstrong was 27 when he won the tour de France 17) Michelangelo created two of the greatest sculptures “David” and “Pieta” by age 28 18) Alexander the Great, by age 29, had created one of the largest empires of the ancient world 19) J.K. Rowling was 30 years old when she finished the first manuscript of Harry Potter 20) Amelia Earhart was 31 years old when she became the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean 21) Oprah was 32 when she started her talk show, which has become the highest-rated program of its kind 22) Edmund Hillary was 33 when he became the first man to reach Mount Everest 23) Martin Luther King Jr. was 34 when he wrote the speech “I Have a Dream." 24) Marie Curie was 35 years old when she got nominated for a Nobel Prize in Physics 25) The Wright brothers, Orville (32) and Wilbur (36) invented and built the world's first successful airplane and making the first controlled, powered and sustained heavier-than-air human flight 26) Vincent Van Gogh was 37 when he died virtually unknown, yet his paintings today are worth millions. 27) Neil Armstrong was 38 when he became the first man to set foot on the moon. 28) Mark Twain was 40 when he wrote "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", and 49 years old when he wrote "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" 29) Christopher Columbus was 41 when he discovered the Americas 30) Rosa Parks was 42 when she refused to obey the bus driver’s order to give up her seat to make room for a white passenger 31) John F. Kennedy was 43 years old when he became President of the United States 32) Henry Ford Was 45 when the Ford T came out. 33) Suzanne Collins was 46 when she wrote "The Hunger Games" 34) Charles Darwin was 50 years old when his book On the Origin of Species came out. 35) Leonardo Da Vinci was 51 years old when he painted the Mona Lisa. 36) Abraham Lincoln was 52 when he became president. 37) Ray Kroc Was 53 when he bought the McDonalds Franchise and took it to unprecedented levels. 38) Dr. Seuss was 54 when he wrote "The Cat in the Hat". 40) Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger III was 57 years old when he successfully ditched US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River in 2009. All of the 155 passengers aboard the aircraft survived 41) Colonel Harland Sanders was 61 when he started the KFC Franchise 42) J.R.R Tolkien was 62 when the Lord of the Ring books came out 43) Ronald Reagan was 69 when he became President of the US 44) Jack Lalane at age 70 handcuffed, shackled, towed 70 rowboats 45) Nelson Mandela was 76 when he became President Messi don collect am so let stop all ds talk. E ba onire yo jare 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Naija Mentality......lolx by danieloke(m): 11:37pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
~ All softdrinks are called mineral. ~ All Fathers came first position while at school. ~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turned into Lion. ~ If your wealth starts reducing it's your village people that are doing you. ~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon. ~ Every commodity outside Africa is original. ~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x. ~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do. ~ Every season in cube is maggi. ~ U must finish the rice before u touch the meat. ~ Every toothpaste na maclean. ~ Every insecticide na Fleet ~ Every detergent na omo. ~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo! ~ You smoke, you b armed robber! ~ If you find money on the floor, pee on it before pickin it up, else you turn to Yam! ~ Only science students are smart. ~ Once you travel over seas you must be very rich (as if dem dey share money on the plane) ~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg...lol ~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him. ~ You must buy bread when traveling. ~ When you lose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the house and run round the house 7 times ~ Every noodle is called indomie. ~ If any girl too fine...na Ogbanje..and all the worwor people na witch ~ Anything wey bite you for night na mosquito 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ogbeni Aregbesola Deserve Another Term by danieloke(m): 4:04pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
VICTORCIZA: aregbe's bag of rice is speaking through youAm not based in osun n not to talk of receiving a bag of rice but u can visit that state n see a lot of changes in every sector. 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Be Careful About Life by danieloke(m): 10:59am On Jul 12, 2014 |
BECAREFUL ABOUT LIFE I just Noticed that Life is too short to commit suicide cuz In the year 2002 nokia 3310 was N75k with N40k econet sim card, but today its N700 and the sim is free.. In 2003 samsung c100 was N48k and I must recharge with atleast N1500 airtime every... two weeks or else my sim will be blocked. today its N800 and I dont even need to recharge to retain my sim {customers are needed}... In 2004 sendo x with camera and 16mb memory card {one of the cheapest mp3 enabled phoneback den}was N39k today its free... In 2006 sagem my v55 was N30k today its going for N300... 2008 nko blackberry bold 2 was N135k today blackberry is no more producing new bold 2... so London used na N15k.. U can get 9ja used for N6k... So my friend, if you never use blackberry porch, htc smart phones, android, ipad, iphone, playbook or nokia 808, please, don,t worry. Just wait and see, coz before 2015 our children will be using them as toys....*smiles #......Be Patient. This makes me wonder why some girls go crazy simply because of material things. You want a bold 5, you want brazilian hair, you want LV bag, but remember, Beatles was the richest car in 1980's...THINK!!! See the kind of depreciation it experienced within short period. BEAUTY FADES! WEALTH can also be ERASED. Just work hard, Have a good character and Be loyal to your feelings!!!,andlastly remember those with the best cars 2day once walked on foot,calm down and Give God ur time,for only Him can make..................... Time shall favour you. |
Politics / Ogbeni Aregbesola Deserve Another Term by danieloke(m): 8:46am On Jul 12, 2014 |
My fellow people in osun,dont b decieve by those sugar coated mouth politicians, they av noting 2 offer u,they re less concern about the development of the state,they dont care about the education of the students,they re not concern about health facilities and employment but there motives are embezlement of money,planning of parties for the comisioning of a pulley well(kongadero),sponsoring there party members abroad for ileya and Easter festival,wearing ANKARA uniform,distribution of rice and money and hiring of tugs who have decided to be nuisance to the Society. They have no plan for u,I urge us to support ogbeni RAUF AREGBESOLA for the second time.is a man of vission and mission,let's keep the flag flying by supporting OGBENI for the positive change and stop negotiating ur voters card for money,VOTE wisely and remember the future of ur siblings.may we not end up in pits of regreat and sorrow. |
Politics / Ogbeni Aregbesola Deserve Another Term by danieloke(m): 8:18am On Jul 12, 2014 |
My fellow people in osun,dont b decieve by those sugar coated mouth politicians, they av noting 2 offer u,they re less concern about the development of the state,they dont care about the education of the students,they re not concern about health facilities and employment but there motives are embezlement of money,planning of parties for the comisioning of a pulley well(kongadero),sponsoring there party members abroad for ileya and Easter festival,wearing ANKARA uniform,distribution of rice and money and hiring of tugs who have decided to be nuisance to the Society. They have no plan for u,I urge us to support ogbeni RAUF AREGBESOLA for the second time.is a man of vission and mission,let's keep the flag flying by supporting OGBENI for the positive change and stop negotiating ur voters card for money,VOTE wisely and remember the future of ur siblings.may we not end up in pits of regreat and sorrow. 3 Likes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Dating Friendly YIM/ BBM Pin Exchange Thread : Drop Urs, U Cld Meet Ur Soulmate by danieloke(m): 6:12pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
Name: Daniel. Age:25. Status:Single Phone no:08078539631. Email:dadydee4luv@yahoo.com. Needs a good carin n decent lady btw age 23 upward |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Post Your Yahoo ID Here and Chat With Friends on YM by danieloke(m): 2:34pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
dadydee4luv@yahoo.com.. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Who Wants To Get Married? by danieloke(m): 1:10pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
@ Gemini cn we tok private... Dadydee4luv@yahoo.com |
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 3 by danieloke(m): 8:44am On Jun 22, 2012 |
Pls cn u hlp me ow 2 gt 2 ma dream country nd whr cn i gt a ryt agent dat cn hlp me wit ma travellin document 2 canada... |
Jobs/Vacancies / I.t Placement by danieloke(m): 8:35am On Jun 22, 2012 |
Hello... Pls am seriously in need of an I.T placement in any accounting firm or in any organisation. Thanks. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by danieloke(m): 10:31pm On Jun 01, 2012 |
Sup ladies u cn huk up wit me 2ru ds line.08189533958. |
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