PRAYER FOR NIGERIA from Reinhard Bonnke

Heavenly Father,

Your Word declares: When the enemy shall come in, like a flood the Spirit of the LORD shall lift up a standard against him. (Isaiah 59,19) Let your peace “that passes understanding” be our portion.

• I pray that righteousness may rule Nigeria, because your word says that “righteousness exalts a nation”.
• I pray for peace in Nigeria during the upcoming elections and for God’s will to be done. Bless her peace-makers and rebuke the peace-breakers.
• Flood Nigeria with “the Spirit of the LORD”, providing protection from atrocious Boko Haram and associates.
• Comfort the bereaved families and bring back all kidnapped sons and daughters.
• May Nigeria find rest “under the shadow of the Almighty”.
• Bless Nigeria’s economy, down to the working family, and stabilize the oil-market.
• And bless Nigeria’s government with wise intent and good results for all her citizens.
• And above all, lift up a standard against the enemies of the Gospel, so that full salvation may flow in all directions.
• Bless Your children and Your church.
In JESUS’ Name I pray.
A M E N.

(Please pray this prayer with me and share with your friends. Let us agree before the Throne of God. I would be glad to hear from you. Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke

Knowing when to pull the plug on your Relationship.
In a romantic relationship, there's always touching and kissing.
You have to know when a relationship's going nowhere- like when you've dated someone for several months and you're still not feeling sure about them.

Dating used to mean courtship.

Nowadays it’s often just a polite way of saying you’re sleeping together and doesn’t necessarily imply a future together. Or sexual exclusivity.

That might not matter if both of you only want a casual relationship.

But if you’re thinking about a lifelong commitment, then it does.

You have to know when a relationship’s going nowhere — like when you’ve dated someone for several months and you’re still not feeling sure about them.

Or you haven’t had the “I don’t want you seeing other people” talk by then.

Your relationship is undefined and you’re not sure where you stand.

Actually it’s often hard to be sure. Maybe you don’t even know your own feelings?

It’s even harder to know your date’s! But the way you behave together will warn you when all’s not well.

Like your date never returns your calls, or it’s always you who calls back.

Conversations run dry very quickly. You’re forever annoyed with each other.

You suspect you’re not always hearing the truth. Talk about the future is somehow never about you as a couple.

You haven’t met each other’s family and friends, and know little about what your partner’s doing, or who they’re with when they’re not with you.

The relationship’s bringing you more pain than joy.

Your partner forever wants you to change, or you’re hoping things will get better. But the same issues keep recurring.

Your fundamental values don’t seem to match, and there’s lots of mixed signals.

When you try to get closer, they move away. When you try to move on, they suddenly get closer.

TELL-TALE SIGNS

You should be able to say how you feel to one another. If you can’t and they aren’t saying either then you’re in a “going nowhere” relationship.

Maybe one or both of you acts like you’re single when you’re in public?

You’re spending little time together? It’s difficult to arrange to meet, and you never know when you’ll next see each other?

You feel like you’re the one doing all the work?

Your partner’s is forever asking you to come to see them, but never makes the effort to come to you?

Or if they suggest a date that doesn’t work for you, they won’t adjust their schedule to suit yours…

Seeing them is either all about sex, or there’s nothing happening at all.

You’re either just a booty call and nothing more or they see you as a “friend”.

In a romantic relationship, there’s always touching and kissing.

Be careful if you’re thinking “I’m afraid of being alone”.

Or “I’ll never find someone else”. Or “But the sex is so good”.

Or “I’ve invested so much time in this relationship”.

Or “Things will come right in the end”.

Or “This is as good as it gets”.
No, it’s not! The truth hurts, so it’s easier to pretend. Don’t.

The decision is never easy, but once you realise that your relationship is going nowhere, start looking for one that is.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE STUPID If,

1. You're here losing sleep over a girl who's
probably sleeping just fine with another guy on her
mind.
2. You're staring at your
phone waiting for a text from a girl who's probably
having deep conversations with another guy..
3. You're posting subliminal status's about a girl
who's probably too busy paying attention to another
guy's profile to read them.
4. You're crying over a girl
who's probably making another guy smile right
now. If you're not the guy she gives her all to, then
she's not the girl you should be stressing over. .....
Think twice and Be a Real Man...

Omo were ni egbon yi sha... Pelu gbogbo soja ati olopa... Ha egbon omi komi ejebure na ke fowo wenu... Wait for ur time pls mr senator..

1.Inside Jackie Chan & jet Li who go beat?.........
2.Inside indomie & macaroni,which 1 sweet pass?.........
3.Inside girls & boys,who do amebo pass?.......
4.Inside Mama & Papa style & 4rm back,which 1 sweet pass?.......
5.Inside fowl & goat,who get voice pass?.......
6.Inside Ogboni & Illuminati,which 1 sweet to join pass?......
7.No difference btw agbero & police because d both of them they collect money 4 bus stop & they wear uniform.......True or false?
8.Everybody don thief b4......True or false?
9.Inside Politician & yahoo boyz,who girls follow pass?.......
10.Finally,Inside me wey write dis thing & U wey dey read am,who no get work?......

Lord please open ma eyes to see the path u lay for me and help me get to the top like him and also bless his hustling too... Amen

JULY 2014 EXAMINATION. Time: 1hr 30 mins Section
A (Answer all
questions, questions carry equal marks)
1a) How many chibok gals were kidnapped and state
d reason for their kidnap?
(20marks)
1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said
by who and to whom?
Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!
(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you switchon
a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past
tense of Make ?
(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using
blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who
sent the friend request
and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of
moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All. 10
Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls,
who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take
pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on
who wants to be a
millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the
value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed
speech in a national
conference, how many days will it take Patience to
deliver the same speech
onthe same occasion? Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept
constant. SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his
traditional wedding and white
wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that
D Banj has gone ahead to
print wedding invitation cards without an available
bride. Discuss. (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At
The Top' (15 Marks)
3)Whats the name of the lady that says "please enter
your secret number" at
the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she
was chosen and explain
too(20 Marks) NO SIDE TALK........................Get all
answers correctly & win an
all expense paid trip to sambisa...

felifeli: Me too I deserve a term. You will see that the difference is clear.

... Na which state u dey govern o ?

Guys pls I need ur help in this. A friend of my was giving computer science and engineeing to be offered in one of our great universities but he said he prefer to enrol for a training outside instead of accepting the coursem.. Please what is ur suggestion on it pls.

No matter how old you are now. You
are never too young or too old for
success or going after what you
want. Here’s a short list of people
who accomplished great things at
different ages
1) Helen Keller, at the age of 19
months, became deaf and blind.
But that didn’t stop her. She was
the first deaf and blind person to
earn a Bachelor of Arts degree.
2) Mozart was already competent
on keyboard and violin; he
composed from the age of 5.
3) Shirley Temple was 6 when she
became a movie star on “Bright
Eyes.”
4) Anne Frank was 12 when she
wrote the diary of Anne Frank.
5) Magnus Carlsen became a chess
Grandmaster at the age of 13.
6) Nadia Comăneci was a gymnast
from Romania that scored seven
perfect 10.0 and won three gold
medals at the Olympics at age 14.
7) Tenzin Gyatso was formally
recognized as the 14th Dalai Lama
in November 1950, at the age of
15.
Pele, a soccer superstar, was 17
years old when he won the world
cup in 1958 with Brazil.
9) Elvis was a superstar by age 19.
10) John Lennon was 20 years and
Paul Mcartney was 18 when the
Beatles had their first concert in
1961.
11) Jesse Owens was 22 when he
won 4 gold medals in Berlin 1936.
12) Beethoven was a piano virtuoso
by age 23
13) Issac Newton wrote Philosophiæ
Naturalis Principia Mathematica at
age 24
14) Roger Bannister was 25 when
he broke the 4 minute mile record
15) Albert Einstein was 26 when he
wrote the theory of relativity
16) Lance E. Armstrong was 27
when he won the tour de France
17) Michelangelo created two of the
greatest sculptures “David” and
“Pieta” by age 28
18) Alexander the Great, by age 29,
had created one of the largest
empires of the ancient world
19) J.K. Rowling was 30 years old
when she finished the first
manuscript of Harry Potter
20) Amelia Earhart was 31 years old
when she became the first woman
to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean
21) Oprah was 32 when she started
her talk show, which has become
the highest-rated program of its
kind
22) Edmund Hillary was 33 when
he became the first man to reach
Mount Everest
23) Martin Luther King Jr. was 34
when he wrote the speech “I Have a
Dream."
24) Marie Curie was 35 years old
when she got nominated for a Nobel
Prize in Physics
25) The Wright brothers, Orville
(32) and Wilbur (36) invented and
built the world's first successful
airplane and making the first
controlled, powered and sustained
heavier-than-air human flight
26) Vincent Van Gogh was 37 when
he died virtually unknown, yet his
paintings today are worth millions.
27) Neil Armstrong was 38 when he
became the first man to set foot on
the moon.
28) Mark Twain was 40 when he
wrote "The Adventures of Tom
Sawyer", and 49 years old when he
wrote "Adventures of Huckleberry
Finn"
29) Christopher Columbus was 41
when he discovered the Americas
30) Rosa Parks was 42 when she
refused to obey the bus driver’s
order to give up her seat to make
room for a white passenger
31) John F. Kennedy was 43 years
old when he became President of
the United States
32) Henry Ford Was 45 when the
Ford T came out.
33) Suzanne Collins was 46 when
she wrote "The Hunger Games"
34) Charles Darwin was 50 years old
when his book On the Origin of
Species came out.
35) Leonardo Da Vinci was 51 years
old when he painted the Mona Lisa.
36) Abraham Lincoln was 52 when
he became president.
37) Ray Kroc Was 53 when he
bought the McDonalds Franchise
and took it to unprecedented levels.
38) Dr. Seuss was 54 when he
wrote "The Cat in the Hat".
40) Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger III
was 57 years old when he
successfully ditched US Airways
Flight 1549 in the Hudson River in
2009. All of the 155 passengers
aboard the aircraft survived
41) Colonel Harland Sanders was 61
when he started the KFC Franchise
42) J.R.R Tolkien was 62 when the
Lord of the Ring books came out
43) Ronald Reagan was 69 when he
became President of the US
44) Jack Lalane at age 70
handcuffed, shackled, towed 70
rowboats
45) Nelson Mandela was 76 when
he became President

Messi don collect am so let stop all ds talk. E ba onire yo jare

~ All softdrinks are called mineral.
~ All Fathers came first position
while at school.
~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because
the ball was turned into Lion. ~ If your
wealth
starts reducing it's
your village people that are doing
you.
~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday
afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside Africa is
original.
~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via
s*x.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go
sabi do.
~ Every season in cube is maggi. ~ U
must
finish the rice before u
touch the meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d poor
ones na
'Aboki'...shuo!
~ You smoke, you b armed robber!
~ If you find money on the floor,
pee on it before pickin it up, else
you turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are smart. ~
Once you
travel over seas you
must be very rich (as if dem dey
share money on the plane)
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for
leg...lol
~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a
boy, has
slept with him.
~ You must buy bread when
traveling.
~ When you lose a tooth, throw it
on the roof of the house and run
round the house 7 times ~ Every noodle
is called
indomie.
~ If any girl too fine...na
Ogbanje..and all the worwor
people na witch
~ Anything wey bite you for night
na mosquito

VICTORCIZA: aregbe's bag of rice is speaking through you

Am not based in osun n not to talk of receiving a bag of rice but u can visit that state n see a lot of changes in every sector.

BECAREFUL ABOUT LIFE

I just Noticed that Life is too short to commit suicide cuz In the year 2002 nokia
3310 was
N75k with N40k econet sim card,
but today its N700 and the sim is free..
In 2003 samsung c100 was N48k and I
must recharge with atleast N1500 airtime
every... two weeks or else my sim will be
blocked. today its N800 and I dont even
need to recharge to retain my sim
{customers are needed}...
In 2004 sendo x with camera and 16mb
memory card {one of the cheapest mp3
enabled phoneback den}was N39k today
its free...
In 2006 sagem my v55 was N30k today
its going for N300...
2008 nko blackberry bold 2
was N135k today blackberry is no more
producing new bold 2... so London used na
N15k.. U can get 9ja used for N6k...
So my friend, if you never use blackberry
porch, htc smart phones, android, ipad,
iphone, playbook or nokia 808, please, don,t
worry.
Just wait and see, coz before 2015 our
children will be using them as
toys....*smiles
#......Be Patient.
This makes me wonder why some girls go
crazy simply because of material things.
You want a bold 5,
you want brazilian hair,
you want LV bag, but remember, Beatles was
the richest car in 1980's...THINK!!!
See the kind of depreciation it experienced
within short period.
BEAUTY FADES! WEALTH can also be ERASED.
Just work hard, Have a good character and Be
loyal to your feelings!!!,andlastly remember those with the
best
cars 2day once walked on foot,calm down and
Give God ur
time,for only Him can make.....................
Time shall favour you.

My fellow people in osun,dont b decieve by those sugar coated mouth politicians, they av noting 2 offer u,they re less concern about the development of the state,they dont care about the education of the students,they re not concern about health facilities and employment but there motives are embezlement of money,planning of parties for the comisioning of a pulley well(kongadero),sponsoring there party members abroad for ileya and Easter festival,wearing ANKARA uniform,distribution of rice and money and hiring of tugs who have decided to be nuisance to the Society. They have no plan for u,I urge us to support ogbeni RAUF AREGBESOLA for the second time.is a man of vission and mission,let's keep the flag flying by supporting OGBENI for the positive change and stop negotiating ur voters card for money,VOTE wisely and remember the future of ur siblings.may we not end up in pits of regreat and sorrow.

My fellow people in osun,dont b decieve by those sugar coated mouth politicians, they av noting 2 offer u,they re less concern about the development of the state,they dont care about the education of the students,they re not concern about health facilities and employment but there motives are embezlement of money,planning of parties for the comisioning of a pulley well(kongadero),sponsoring there party members abroad for ileya and Easter festival,wearing ANKARA uniform,distribution of rice and money and hiring of tugs who have decided to be nuisance to the Society. They have no plan for u,I urge us to support ogbeni RAUF AREGBESOLA for the second time.is a man of vission and mission,let's keep the flag flying by supporting OGBENI for the positive change and stop negotiating ur voters card for money,VOTE wisely and remember the future of ur siblings.may we not end up in pits of regreat and sorrow.

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