₦airaland Forum

ammyluv2002:
From laugh to cry

I can relate to your response. I will personally think of my biggest sin yet.... Probably the last gal's heart that I broke and will say the gal is a big witch

Two days before you travel for the business opportunity of your life time, your two years old child does this to your international passport, what will u do?

Sterling be like 'please lemme kiss the Arsenal badge

dopeJemi:
Nkem owoh but Charles inojie is funnier than all of them

I shared ur opinion. That guy not only acts comic, he talks comic ( just like Hollywood comdies ) Epic!

Much respect to the woman for the resourceful thinking. Just want to add that her appearance and face made it possible.

Imagine if she was endowed like Mercy Johson, how would it be possible

Moral lesson: Every disappointment is a blessing

He surely has helped in the popularity of the opposition. Sometimes I get confused who is real pay masters are.

If that truly is the Dr. Ifeanyi Okowa, my state own don finish be that oh. Imagine a non performing governor being replaced by a sleeping governor.

simplemach:
Nice. But is it because they are distributing milk that the first girl decided to show off her own God given milk?

Guy u be eagle eyes. Na sniper sighting u tak see dat boobi oh

DonX001:
20k bill for Mr Biggs??
How many meatpies and icecream d 2 of them chop??

I be think say na only me observe the lie b4 oh. What d hell did two persons eat in Mr Biggs that will warrant a 20k bill. Try harder in search of ur sugar mummy OP. This wnt do it

Just go like this
Dad ur remember how much is my school fees (say 25k), house rent (50k), books and hand-outs(15k), living expenses (50k). Well I have saved u all of such money for next session. The dad asks how, he tells him he has withdrew from school. Father congratulates him because he thinks of it from the economic point of view

Lilaex:
Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check out this: 1. Party Leader - North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim). 2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim). 3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim). 4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim). 5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim). 6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim). 7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim). 8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim). 10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim). 11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim). 12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim). 13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert). 14. EX-officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim). 15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim). Yet, these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

Share to all Christian you know to vote wisely. I will not want my children to live in a Nigeria where they cannot worship their GOD!

I sorry for ur life

I was thinking yopu were gonna tell us the names of the two persons who are trying to reach each others hands when we put on our nokia phone. That would have been fantastic so I believe all these facts are just coke-astic then

raziboi:
I dey vex"!

There is nothing we can do about it. After all, stealing is not corruption. So if u too vex,buy rope, u shld have a fan in ur house...do the needful

braine:
See number of views o. Nairaland perverts.

You were here..that makes u one

Nastydroid:
why is he beating up the gal? Nigerian police behaving like animal since 1963

My guy, he has stopped beating beating the gal, the policeman shot him, he is dead

Proudly Nairaland. Will comment if this topic......

You forgot to mention the most impportant, expect to see sight of suffering that will make u say' thank God'. If u av a whole person who is probably frustrated cos he has no job or has nt eaten since mrng, jst pay his transport fare and take him on a stroll to d hospital, after seeing people really suffering his orientation will most def change

Proudly #Nairaland

Mine is Moses. Described as a very humble man (num 12v3). He had so great a personal relationship with God that even at the risk of his own death God obliged to show him Himself. He advised God not to take a rash action of killing the nation of Israel. He knew God face to face. He did nt die

Popularity stunt!!!

Wow. Life is Patience really

godsong:
I'll advice you to have funds for your entire stay and sponsors back home , forget about jobs you will hardly find one and even if you do it wount be enough for your feeding expenses ..that's my 2cents .Gbam!!

Thanx bro for the info. Still in d vein of finance my bro, will 2:5,million naira suffice for both my tuition and spending expenses for d period?

godsong:
I'll advice you to have funds for your entire stay and sponsors back home , forget about jobs you will hardly find one and even if you do it wount be enough for your feeding expenses ..that's my 2cents .Gbam!!

Thanx bro. Pls oh..more questions
do u think a budget of 2.5mil will suffice for both tuition and spending expenses for the whole period(18months)

Pls pls and pls..help me with information. I wish to further my studies in Cyprus. I av a second class upper bachelor's degree in Economics. So i really need all the information and the financial implication for the duration of my studies. A little job info will also be appreciated as i am not a lazy guy @ all. Thanks in anticipation

Gsluv:
Emu still does airport pick up for students despite the holidays and accommodation is provided for a night. Therefore I'd advise e those coming over here to prepare financially for accommodation, as the emu dormitories which are cheaper are currently not available anymore. New students are faced with the task of getting accommodation offcampus or private dormitories. Feel free to ask any question as per your arrival here.

pls, on the average how much does private dorm or off campus accommodation cost

This guy jst wants publicity and fame jare. You can't sue the army over their own matter. Anyways, now that he has been known, hope he gets more customers/clients

So seriously na so we nor take qualify go defend our trophy shey?

And the next tin we will hear is 'i av nvr kissed a man'. Congrats tho...