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Some of these breaches are kinda funny. Anyways, when they know it is prison they will eventually go, they have d mind to pull d stunts. Try am for 9ja with our trigger-happy force men, jst write down ur will |
OnyeEgo1: How can someone be driving and receiving B.J he no go lose concentration?? Well nyc scripti dnt wanna argue for or against the story of the OP, jst wanna tel u dat d above is very well possible and it is fun if i must add.. |
nonsonnamani: Lol...Hey.. POC, Punting isn't illegal |
Accountant General of the Federation. Pls I'm really interested, hw much does a thread and post go for? By d way, av u collected ur money? |
Her beauty over rated? I really dnt think so. She is a beautiful woman #dorofine bt i can agree wit you on her fashion aspect bt fvck it men, i love d babe to crace |
eleojo23: Can you explain this. I don't seem to get it. I'm serious.I simply jst meant dat ur first comment was damn hilarious..i cld av given u a 1000likes but I've only got one |
eleojo23: 10. The Nigerian problem. Many citizens have come to believe that Nigeria's problems are beyond solution hence the best explanation is that they were possibly created by aliens from another planet. If not how can a country (of humans) not be able to tackle her problems? Definiteltly, aliens must be involved.Stop wasting ya talents, get a Mic and a stage and make money please |
False. The next poster isn't friendly |
busar: O boy, I played this thing wella back then. And also the one we use 2 sheets of paper to draw.if u did d one on paper, it means d top button of ur shirt mst nvr last. It used to be ball for d one on paper..and we took turns in secondary skl then to donate our top buttons..not even a boy was spared |
Jst thought i should share to remind men how they once used to be champions of the floor... If you didn't play this, you belong to the indomie and ajebutter generation
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rattlesnake: Just remove your simcard and scratch the persons name on the card....then at red moon....tie wrapper and by 12mudnight go outside and scream orunmilaaaaaaaaaa waving Ur hands vigorously and lifting the sim card to heaven for 5 min then insert the card back into the phone...chikena..Oh boy go join dem Basketmouth et. al.. You ar wasting ur talents here...lolxxxx |
Na wa oh.. See as una serious dey argue? Any of dem na una grand father? |
OP..have u collected ur money? |
MadCow1: She was probably on drugs thats why.i wanted to really reply u bt then i saw ur moniker..people lyk u make Patrick Starfish of Spongebob square pant look lyk Charles Darwin |
If you eat food from d pot while it is still on the fire, then it is going to rain during ur marriage ceremony. Frm the day i heard dis, i begin beg my smallie to stop eating food frm pot |
OP i can't help it.. TFY!!!!! |
This OP sat up at abt 4.35am, probably after a frustrating night with a virgin who refused him d kpekus all thru 9t and decided to get back @ all virgins. Pls oh,if u are still a virgin bleep wat dis frustrated nigga is saying, i am nt saying wait til marriage bt at least if u wanna lose it, lose it to somebdy u can look back and say i dnt regret it was u |
Dats some 30 seconds of my life i can nvr get back |
Ribadu is officially the only politician that wil make me leave d comfort of my house to vote. Pls dnt join d cankerworms |
Well since it is a blame game nw, lemme blame mathematics. If u knw d number of student dat drop frm sch cos of xyz+ plr= ytz find x.. You wil pity dis country |
Telemudos are the worse tin ever to hit d TV after the MTN load #200 card and win an airplane promo. |
Wow!!! 100 years already, and i rmber lyk it was yest'. My children gather around and lemme tell u d stories..... |
jayseehe: Nobody takes FTC when I create a topic....Xteristics of 9jerians- Self centeredness. If u doubt, jst see dis example. Only u create topic, only u first comment? Only u for jst waka come na |
Dat's some real kick a** creativity ryt there... I guess weed gave some of d artist d inspiratn |
Bull crap! U bought a phone,it did nt work well, y broadcast it to d world? Na u first buy product when nor work accordin to spec? Park well jare |
Rain diamonds u said? I bet lots of gals dnt knw dat yet. They wld be backing their bags and heading there ASAP |
nitane25: I did...tho u cudav sd so thru mail so dt I'll b sure u got it. SuccessGood mrng..pls be kind enough to also forward d study questns to me. otuyadanielakp@yahoo.com |
dmyke: Whoever it was that sent me the mail, thanks.pls be kind enough to forward to me. otuyadanielakp@yahoo.com. Thanks in advance |

