₦airaland Forum

sir09:
For we that took the test on Friday check your application status on shell.com/careers and go down a little to find manage application you can login into your account from there have check mine and is under review. I didn't received any massage from them but I track it.

stcloud:
I just finished answering the last question when my time ran out.

SSpeter:
Mine was funny...lol my kid sis in jss2 was watching as I taking the test when I had less than 10secnds left on the test I quickly guessed the arithmetic which was qustn 20...as I did dat stood to stretch na so the mumu girl call me back..."uncle you missed it"...cos the option I choose was still showing at the back ground...na so I turn look her cross check...I fail am lo taan, Na so mumsi peep shake her head....for my mind she don die three days grounding.....no Tv, no game, Infact no Radio.....

dictbennie:
I couldn't write the test...my browser kept on telling me my password was in use in another system..I called their agents but they said there was nothing they could do..I mailed them buh the mail is still on queue...seems I'm the only one that suffered this here...Feeling so down right now..

stcloud:
Please for someone who was still answering the questions and time finished, hope no harm done, hope no damages? Coz back in school our CBT tips is that if you allow time to run out without clicking 'Finish', your answers won't get submitted. Please hope it doesn't apply here? Anyone with clear answers to this?

babs3310:
I have not been able to access the site for over an hour now. Used all necessary browsers and network is really good at this time. What could be the problem?

topeontop:
The questions were easy . I answered 8 questions and was about proceeding to the 9th one with about 15minutes left when the witches n wizards from my village intervened. PHCN brought light and the stupid girl at the cafe just went to switch off the generator. It was then I realised their UPS wasn't good . I tried logging in again but couldn't. So down right now.

menix:
70k for those with 2.1
55k for those with 2.2
HND work for free...

Ur friends must be working with Kaduna Govt else he would have been in lagos since yesterday..

sharperino:
LIONEL MESSI wants a staggering £600,000 a week to play in the Premier League. The four-time World Footballer of the Year is open to a move to England after falling foul of the tax authorities in Spain. But...

www.fangadar.com/story.php?title=chelsea-arsenal-and-man-united-eye-lionel-messi--but-he-wants-%C2%A3600k-a-week

hoebamaa:
The evil forces of my father house had won again. Good luck to our applicant.

Paulonice:
Almost everynight she comes to my room and tell me a story about how her husband is 2minutes man and she want a agile young man like me who can do it very well. she has a kid for dis man.....my good ppl, wat should i do? should i whip her wit my koboko or i should tell her husband?

dammywapes:
A beautiful afternoon to all nairalanders , unemployment after graduating from university in nigeria is not a new thing in the society. Am here to help graduates with this. There is this channel on my BBM named job nigeria with BBM channel code C0036B35D , I think some of the nairalanders on here might know about the channel. This is their new post this morning :


Minimum Qualification
Bachelor's Degree
Knowledge & Skills
No previous experience required
Graduates who finished NYSC in 2015 will be preferred
Application Closing Date
27th November, 2015.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should:
Click here to apply online
http:///1PE7zXd


#Teamhelpfellownigerian

Still me:dammywapes

latestjobsng:
Integrated Corporate Services Limited is a leading Outsourcing Services provider incorporated in August, 1994

Job Title: Graduate Trainee
Location: Nigeria
Slots: Over 150 Openings (Bank Recruitment)

Type: Full-Time

Qualification: HND

Years of Experience
1-3 years

Other Information

Required qualification:
*HND minimum of Upper Credit
*Age requirement: 25 years and below, should have done one year mandatory service (NYSC).
*Sharp, smart, passionate about personal and career development.

Method of application
Click here to apply online

Strahovski:
Yea.. it's what you think
Sue me...

NOTICE: ANY FEMALE THAT INSULTS ME OR ATTACKS ME IS OBVIOUSLY FAT! WATCH OUT AND SEE THEM B!TCH AROUND. LOL

1) They Nag alot:- Yup.. fat ladies tend to nag and complain alot on very little issues. Their anger is as fat as they are.. bullshit

2) They Snore:- Gross! 89% of fat ladies snore at night when they sleep. It's annoying, disgusting and illegal (where I come from).

3) They are too heavy:- They are so heavy and annoying that during sex when they are on top you would want to die.

4) They reek of body odor:_ Yup.. 89.98% of fat ladies smell! Never go close to them.

5) They are insecure and have low self esteem:- Yea they have very low self esteem. You would soon see them insult me for this. Hahahaha

6) They are Lazy:- They are lazy... they don't want to work out... they are mostly jobless

7) They are embarrassing:- No explanation

8.) They are designed for poor men:- Have you noticed that most type of men who patronise fat prostitutes or run after fat ladies are broke/poor? You must have observed don't lie! Tomorrow is Sunday

The rich/comfortable dudes go after the sexy, the skinny, and the figure 8. Not the fat and ugly.

9) Your children will be obese and ugly

10) They Suck!

Thank you.


Sue me if you like. Public opinion! Fat girls go and work out. Nonsense.

It's even better for fat boys. They are boys!! Once there are funds in the bank.. the sexiest girl flows with them.

2pointsonly:
Australia, Singapore, & India. These 3 countries re all very tricky. They play over 3.5 weekly. But the day You pick them for ordinary over 1.5, they will play 0-0 or if You're lucky 0-1.
Way out? Dump them.

Olutola88:
How far ma nigga?

Qyubee:
Accusations and counter-accusations....pls who's fooling who?

pshewun:
I placed a call to the no used in sending the invite for the test/interview. D lady said they ar calling people in batches. Pls has anybody been contacted since sept 26 cos I have not?
Have they sent any mail cos I avnt received any?