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Yesterday was just a funny day 4 me, i was already late 4 my lecture, its was in d aftanoon d sun was bizzare, i was dressed rather casually dan most days, who am i kindin, i was damn broke, so i had my packin shirt on, a regular plain trouser,a palm scandal nd d only thing expensive on me was my dior sunglasses, standing on d roading tryin 2 get a cab wit two oder guys, i mean d area is a residential area nd nt a student area, whether my swag was on point i dont rilly agree bt d occupants of d blue travelling bus dat pulled up beside me wud disagree wit me, den a mean lukin man wit an Ak in hand came down 4rm d bus walk pass d oder guys nd came straight 2 me, wen he got 2 my front, den i notice is black polo wit sars boldly written on it, in is words he said 'eh we want 2 see u', i compose my self nd walk'd up 2 d bus where i met his colleagues, i mean dey filled d bus numberin 9 of dem lyk dey ar on a mission or sumtin, any way i was nt scared rather disapointed wit aw dey cud mek a yahoo boy out of me on d road nd i was so ready 2 disapoint dem, 1 of dem ask me 'can we knw u' i took off my sunglasses, put up smile nd told dem am a student goin 2 scul using my i.d as a support, den he told me 2 search myself, so i removed my keys, my wallet, i guessed dey were disappointed dere was no iphone, actually no fone, i just had my dads tablet wit me, at dat point i cud see in dere eyes i was a dead course 2 dem, so one of dem joked askin if dey can give me a lift?...............if only dey knew dat i was rogue.....i told dem no problem, den anoder one sensin aw crazy i am 2 want 2 ride wit dem told me no, dey cant give me a lift, too bad dey didnt av d balls, so i told dem 2 av a gud day nd got bak 2 wat i was doin b4 d interruption.

waywardpikin:
Why do you say back in 2016 like it was 10 years ago? Nigga that was last year meaning that you are 19 this year. That's all I have to contribute to this thread. Carry on.

u funny gan 4 ur mind u knw my age wen we ar in novemba already

Some of the topics on NL made me to recount one of my experience of turning a girl down and before u start getting ideas like i dont av a good sexdrive....i laugh...but seriously any lady will b playin wit fire, if u try to tek me on nd am nt boastin, pride is nt my tin.
It was bak in 2016, late january, i was 18 den, a 300l student, unfortuanately 4 her she was stil seekin admission, i say so bcuz she was actually brilliant nd sharp but luck wasnt on her side, she was a year older than me but she didnt knw til we've gon far, i mean i relate well wit anybody, old or yung, girls av neva been a challenge 4 me, money is just my challenge. Since she wasnt in scul, she came over 4rm lagos to stay with her aunt, who by d way was my departmental mate, l meet her wit her aunt nd her aunt junior sister who was about to go for her youth service but came along 2 spend a week or 2 at my best friend's place. To be fair she was very pretty, not too slender, very lovable, she even did modelin but honestly am d least moved by pretty gurls.
To shorten d story within a week we've got 2 know ourselves more, not dat i had her planned or anytin, just dat most evenins my friends and i go 2 her aunt's place for dinner, we get to gist a lot and i got 2 like her, i rememba vexing 1 of my guy bcuz he wanted 2 do her bt i kinda got her hook'd, spoilt his plans unintentionally, i do av dat effect on guys nd am not sorry 4 dat.
I guess i cant shorten these story, i rememba wen we first kissed, O Lord.......guys d best kiss u want 2 get is a kiss u didnt see comin nd yes she was a very good kisser, she acknowledged it herself when i praised her even tho she was a virgin, she had a boyfriend she had been dating in lagos 4 2yrs, he was a student at a private university in Ogun state nd they're always 2geder at any any chance dey get, i mean 2yrs relationship even d guys mum luvs her but she always turn down d guy's sex request nd the guy was willin 2 wait 4 her till wen she's ready, what's more luvin dan dat ?? I dont know
We cuddled a lot and do some oder nasty stuff at any slight opportunity others weren't in d room, sometimes we didnt really care when someone was in, but all d moment i was doubtful if i was goin 2 f**k her or not, as mch as i lik girls, i dont do virgins, i do encourage her to let her boy friend do d job wen next she goes bck since she tells me abt her personal life, d guy shuld av had her in d first month of datin, i mean most girls are doubtful abt sex, u just nid to manup nd show no weakness nd she wil let u.
I invited her to my place, it was sunday valentines day, d previous night we went on date nd add fun at a show, while cuddlin and smoochin without clothes on, she was so aroused, she said "DANIEL F**K ME", O boy......i was so turned on, i dont know if it was d condoms dat snapped while puttin it on but it took a lot for me to turn her down, it just goes against my principles 2 f**k a virgin, i see it as d dirty job, let anoder person do it, she wasn't disappointed bt in dat moment she really wanted me, we latter had some oder fun times 2geder nd i dont regret my actions, she wasn't 2 be d only virgin i wud turn down nd all these happen within 2 weeks, call me a liar, i don't care, sumone cn learn 4rm my story.

U guys gat no idea.......i wont say more

If presented the chance to take away either of this ride, which will u pick and why??
Note smart ones understand this situation

burna is a standout artiste...4get it, if he dies 2day most of y'al wont hold bak in callin him a legend

Tryin 2 cover it up....dis shit actually happen nd its d talk in town 4 more dan 3wks nw, a soldier broda was beheaded, dat was hw dey were exposed....i bet u sum elite citizens in d state ar involved hence d so called lack of evidence

O LORD, PLS PROTECT ME 4RM WOMEN LYK DIS.....DAMN

nce 1 4rm her, if she was 2 leave her boyfriend nd follow anoda rich maga, u guyz wil b d 1 announcing her betrayal 2 d world so let her b

in dis scenerio my vote goes 2 dat daura dullàrd wu is d worst ever 2 bear d title of a presi.....kai i cnt even complete it, very shameful

Readin d nonsense she was sayin, i thought dis gurl is high on weed, just 4 me 2 tek a closer look at her pic

luv dis thread,pls i wil luv 2 apply 4 D.E in2 medicine as i av a degree in chem. education 4rm unilorin wit a 2.2, i wnt 2 knw if it wil work out, i really nid a reply thnks nd God bless

pls bro, advice me on hw i cn get medicine wit a bachelors degree already in chemistry education, wil i av 2 do diploma in any courses or is dere any oder way apart 4rm re-writin utme

pls cn sum1 explain d process of applying 2 NDA wit a B.sc. degree in d university nd stil under 21yrs, thnks very mch, u cn chat me up at 08137781526 am Daniel

Dis wil b paining messi fans ryt nw bt lets b sincere no 1 cn appreciate such lyk ronaldo messi cn as well dash her his football boots

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It’s quite possible that Saturday’s Clasico in Miami was Neymar’s final appearance for FC Barcelona.

The Brazilian playmaker is understood to be on the verge of sealing a world-record move to Paris Saint-Germain, who are expected to trigger his astronomical €220 million release clause later this week.

According to Mundo Deportivo, Neymar has already informed his Barça teammates of his decision and is now expected to become a PSG player before the start of the 2017-18 Ligue 1 campaign.
Neymar played 73 minutes against Real Madrid at the Hard Rock Stadium before being substituted for Arda Turan.

The 25-year-old provided the assists for Barça’s final two goals - scored by Ivan Rakitic and Gerard Pique - as the Catalan giants secured a confidence-boosting 3-2 victory over their fierce domestic rivals.
However, the whole Neymar saga is leaving a bitter taste in the mouths of Barcelona’s supporters, many of whom are fed up with the Brazil international’s behaviour.

Not only has he remained frustratingly silent over the past two weeks but he was also involved in a petty training ground bust-up with summer signing Nelson Semedo last week.
Marca have revealed that following the Clasico, Neymar spent 15 minutes inside the Real Madrid dressing room to say ‘goodbye’ to Zinedine Zidane’s players.
Barcelona player entering the Madrid dressing room, and vice-versa, simply doesn’t happen. Supporters of the two clubs wouldn’t tolerate such behaviour.
To make matters worse, footage has emerged showing Neymar emerging from the rival’s dressing room carrying two Madrid shirts.
Sadly, it seems likely that Neymar won’t be welcomed back with open arms at the Camp Nou if he returns there with PSG in the near future.

He’s burning too many bridges right now.

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When you're rich and famous, it's not hard to lose sight of the little people. While it can't be easy to be the center of attention, celebrities have the choice to either be cool about their fans' overzealous adulation or to be a total celebri-jerk about it. Here are some stars who, allegedly, have done some pretty terrible things to us pathetic, regular people.
Rihanna is a rude girl, at least to some fans. "My coworker won free tickets and backstage passes to see Rihanna about a year after they were first playing 'Umbrella' on the radio," a former fan told Thought Catalog. "When her kids finally got the chance to go meet Rihanna, she was sitting at her makeup booth and refused to face them, or even look at them. When they asked for her autograph, she told the closest backup dancer to forge it for them and shooed them away."
#1. Rihanna

In 2014, Rihanna posted a frowny face on Twitter and linked to a picture of a 16-year-old fan's prom dress, which was similar to a Wile E. Coyote-inspired costume the singer wore to an awards show a few years earlier. She tweeted (via The Huffington Post), "Dark Thot Rises" and "#prombat" in response to the unitard and shared the bullying image with tens of millions of people, alienating countless fans, and completely ruining one fan's prom memories. We had to look up "thot," and it's not nice.
#2. Christian Bale
Bale has been caught on tape berating crew members on set, and he was arrested for freaking out at family members during a press tour, so his anger issues are common knowledge. However, the actor's so-called former PR agent alleges the Black Knight's behavior towards fans is even worse, recounting an instance when Bale berated little girls to tears after they'd asked him for an autograph, and another event that involved Bale faxing a fan an elaborate death threat involving a screwdriver. Bale was never charged for the threat, nor his crimes against Batman's voice.
#3. Michael Jordan
The legends of Jordan's rudeness and competitiveness are legion, but none stand out more than when rapper Chamillionaire asked Jordan for a photograph. According to Chamillionaire's interview with the Madd Hatta Morning Show in 2015, the rapper bought a Jordan jersey at a charity event for $15,000, but when he asked for a photo with no. 23, Jordan reportedly said, "I don't take pictures with n****'s" and told Chamillionaire to pay him $15k in exchange for a photo. Chamillionaire declined.
#4. Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber: where to begin. The pop kid has acted atrociously toward his Beliebers. He allegedly spit on fans from a balcony in Toronto, Canada, mooned others at historic Mayan ruins in Mexico, and desecrated an Argentinian flag handed to him by a fan. And that's just the tip of his tantrums. There are numerous reports and videos of Justin losing his cool with fans, and then, in 2016, he declared on Instagram (via Time) that he was no longer going to take pictures with fans because he "feels like a zoo animal," adding, "I realize people will be disappointed but I don't owe anybody a picture." Okay, well, if the Biebs wanted self-aware, highly restrained fans, maybe he shouldn't have targeted young girls. They're not exactly known for their restraint.
#5. Ariana Grande
Pop starlet Ariana Grande managed to not only alienate most of her fans, but an entire country when she stated, "I hate Americans. I hate America" on July 4, 2015 in a California doughnut shop. She also licked pastries she didn't buy. Her egregious behavior was caught on the shop's security camera. The singer was subsequently nixed from performing at a White House event, reported Us Weekly, despite multiple public apologies.

#6. Bruce Willis
It's pretty common knowledge among movie buffs that Bruce Willis is a notoriously difficult actor to work with, based on stories told by everyone from Kevin Smith to Sylvester Stallone, but fans' personal stories reflect more of the same. According to a report on MeanStars, Willis allegedly scolded a couple of kids in a mall food court for recognizing him and pointing him out, though why a child would recognize Willis for anything seems unusual these days.
#7. Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz is notoriously reluctant to sign autographs, and she's apparently even against interacting with fans when it's part of the job. Witnesses told Radar Online that the actress was not interested in the fans at a fan premiere of Sex Tape (2014), "It's not like the fans were following them at a hotel or restaurant, it was a film premiere with fans," the insider said. "When Cameron was spotted, she…refused the fans [photos and autographs] telling them, 'If I did it for you, I'd have have to do it for everyone,' before storming off."

The source noted that even if she "did it for everyone," it probably wouldn't have taken long. "Cameron was as unfriendly as can be and it was really disappointing…There were literally only four of five fans waiting and asking for them when they left. It was not a huge crowd and would have taken less time for them to sign an autograph or take a picture rather than giving a lecture about not doing it."
#8. Jason Segel
Diaz's Sex Tape (2014) co-star, Jason Segel, didn't fare much better at the very same event. Though other fans have said he's pretty jovial, that fateful night in July 2014, spectators say his "attitude was disgusting," according to Radar Online. "When a 20-something fan asked Jason for a photo as he left the premiere he said, 'no' and literally slammed the car door right in the fan's face," a source said. "People gasped, that's how bad it was…Jason was downright nasty to his fans."
#9. Kate Winslet
During a 2012 movie promotion with Kate Winslet, the Titanic (1997) damsel reportedly blew off locals who waited hours in the rain to meet her. "[Winslet was] so rude, she never once acknowledged any of us, I was devastated," local resident Shanna Swan told OK!. "She gave dirty looks to people in my town who waited hours to see her."
#10. Britney Spears
Don't expect much from a meet-and-greet with Britney Spears. One disappointed fan told OK!, "Fans were told before the meet-and-greet that they were not to hug or touch Britney without her permission and they weren't allowed to bring her any gifts. And then once they finally got to meet her it was like smile, take a photo, goodbye. Each person literally got like three seconds with her. She barely spoke."
#11. Jamie Foxx
One Redditor had a bad experience with actor Django Unchained (2012) actor Jamie Foxx. "Several years ago, when Stealth [2005] was coming out, they held the premiere at the Naval Air Station in San Diego. They gave a few tickets to the event to the ships that were in port at the time and I was lucky enough to get a pair. Before the showing of the movie, everyone was mingling around and socializing. Jessica Biel, Josh Lucas, the director, producers, and everyone else involved in the picture were very gracious and friendly. Everyone, that is, except Jamie Foxx, who sat in his seat the entire time with his sunglasses on and didn't want to be bothered…He could've shook some hands and been cordial, but he didn't." Maybe he can blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Cristiano Ronaldo has Hollywood good looks and now the soccer
superstar is going to put them to use in his U.S. acting debut! We’ve
got EXCLUSIVE details on where you can see the Portuguese hunk on
the TV screen.
Real Madrid soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, is more good-looking than many professional actors, so he’s finally going to use that gorgeous face and chiseled body to make his U.S. acting debut. His rep Ruben Malaret tells
HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that he’s heading to the states soon where
he will be playing himself in the pilot for HBO’s Brooklyn Boys where he will co-
star alongside Dennis Romero. The show will be taped at Kaufman Astoria
Studios in Queens, NY, the same studio Jennifer Lopez , 48 films Shades of
Blue .
As we’ve seen in his many commercials, number seven is a total natural on-
screen, exuding so much charm and confidence. We know he’s totally going to
knock it out of the park in his big U.S. TV debut! Ruben adds that Cristiano is
going to be wrapping up some other deals that are in the negotiation stages
while he’s over here, so we can wait to see what new projects he has coming
up for American audiences.
Unfortunately one place U.S. fans won’t see Cristiano is on the soccer field, as
Real Madrid is taking on FC Barcelona for the El Clasico matchup on July 29 in
Miami as part of the International Champions Cup play. He’s been on an
extended summer break following his participation in the Confederations Cup,
and didn’t join the team for two prior games in California as he’s at home with
his two newborn twins via surrogate Eva and Mateo, as well as his pregnant
girlfriend Georgina Rodriguez, 22. But everyone had their fingers crossed that
he’d hop on a plane to help Los Blancos win against their bitter rival. Click here
for pics of Cristiano and his family.
“As much as Cristiano would have loved to play in Miami tomorrow night for the Clasico Miami game at Hard Rock Stadium, I can confirm that Cristiano will not be in Miami and will not be playing at Miami Clasico,” Ruben tells us. “Cristiano has personal matters to tend to in Portugal and Spain, but absolutely will be watching and cheering on his teammates.”
HollywoodLifers, do you think American audiences will fall in love with Cristiano
on Brooklyn Boys?

End of an era.
It is fair to say that Marouane Fellaini has divided opinion since joining
Manchester United from Everton for £27.5m in 2013.
David Moyes' first prestige signing when he replaced Sir Alex Ferguson as
manager, the combative Belgian has either been a hard-working and
committed squad player with an impressive mentality, or a sub-standard and
clumsy recruit who was never really United quality. The fans have either grown
to like him or got more and more fed up, depending on who you ask.
But four years and four trophies after joining the club, Fellaini is on the verge of
leaving. Despite the fact that Jose Mourinho sees him as very usual backup
and has complimented his faithful execution of tactical orders, the 29-year-old
has decided that his Old Trafford adventure is over and has agreed to one last
big move before his unique skills begin to wane with age.
On Friday, Galatasaray sporting director Cenk Ergun was candid about rumours
and confirmed that they had entered formal negotiations to sign the player: "We are in talks with Fellaini. We have made an approach - we are close. If we get Fellaini we will end our pursuit of N’Diaye. We need a player like Fellaini who can shuttle around in midfield."
Now the club have agreed personal terms with the midfielder, according to
reliable Turkish outlet Ajanspor , and have beaten off competition from league
rivals Trabzonspor. A transfer fee is yet to be agreed but the deal is so
progressed that is it hoped the player will join before United take on Real
Madrid in the UEFA Super Cup on August 8.

As a 14-year-old, Kylian Mbappe plastered his bedroom walls with images of
Cristiano Ronaldo.
As of next season, the French wonderkid could well be sharing a changing room with his idol.
Mbappe, the subject of a huge approach from Real Madrid, is poised to swap
Monaco for the Spanish capital this summer.
And the switch would complete the remarkable journey from fan to team-mate
in four short years.
Mbappe's love for Real, and particularly Ronaldo, is made evident by pictures
taken of him at his home in the Parisian suburb of Bondy, aged 14.
The beaming youngster poses for the camera in front of around two-dozen
photographs of the Portuguese in action for Madrid.
Mbappe's father Wilfried has previously spoken of his son's admiration for
Ronaldo.
'He is a Real Madrid fan and his idol is Cristiano Ronaldo,' he told France
Football last year.
'He used to spend hours watching videos [of Ronaldo] on the internet.'
Soon, he may well get to see the football icon up close and personal.
The teenager's rise since those pictures were taken is quite extraordinary. After
just 58 first-team appearances, he has been slapped with a price tag of
£160million - double the fee Madrid paid Manchester United for his hero
Ronaldo in 2009.
Mbappe became Monaco's youngest-ever first-team player at the age of 16
years, 347 days in 2015 and then the club's youngest goalscorer aged 17 years
and 62 days.
He made his France debut against Luxembourg in March and is now set to
become the most expensive footballer in history, with Manchester City rivaling
Real for his signature.

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