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ruby more terrible ids are yet to come

@presido

bitte schön,seit lange zeit habe ich dich nicht gesehen,warum?alles inordnung? oder sind Sie für Ihre Hochzeit planend?


@chika

i dey my sister,this one wey u reach this crace man zone called igbo kwenu thread ,na wetin happen

emm tope my advise to u is-------if u will be going for d party,pls pls pls pls and pls,go with ten packets of condom,cos one wont hold anything,not wen these bois have been saving a lot of their akamu for u,its going to be much u know

Ruby_Pearl:

jobless pple

geolabious:
[size=13pt]Abi ooooooooooo
Where are the commitee[/size]
[size=13pt]I hope sey jeny no dey among the COMITEee[/size]

and wat if she is?will it change d look of ur girlfriend?

chika kedu


presdio nno

ify hallo

janami:
hmm .  .  .  .  . Danke or is it dunkun, if u r that old, why don't u try acting ur age? last i checked there was freedom of opinions on nairaland . u dnt jst go about insulting people

look at d person trying to sound mature   just look at what u posted,does it in any way look matured to u?arent u in d same position with the immature?

freedom of speech yea?then allow me give out mine too freely

listen just respect yourself and go cuddle up ur sense a little bit

_{by d way my name is not Dunkun or jenami,my name is jenny}

all of una no get work

@party tgirl

sorry I'm not coming for d party,not when nld guys sound like people living with AIDS and looking for girls to pass it on to 

talknafree:
you ladies never stop amusing us,  you do things without thinking and the next seconds you are on you knees begging to be forgiven( make una they use ur brains now, afterall that's Gods best gift to you all, including us)

You can't seem to "PUSH" a guy out from your house then expect that guy to ever forget. na so one day (after u guys marry) I'm mama go come settle dispute una go poor pepper water for her body.

, well it is obvious you have lost this one. in youR next relationship let your head control your actions and not the other way round.

Ladies NEVER do the following to your boyfriends (and guys too) "çus they never forget

WALK OUT ON THEM
WALK THEM OUT OF UR HOUSE,OFFICE,e.t.c
CUT THE PHONE ON THEM
IGNORE OR REFUSE TO PICK THEIR CALLS
INSULT THEIR FRIENDS,RELATIVES, AND EXs (except you guys are joking about it)
TALK TO THEM WITHOUT REGARDS IN PUBLIC
ALWAYS FEEL AND ACT THAT YOU SUGGESTIONS ARE SUPERIOR
BELIEVE THEY AREN'T IN THE RIGHT POSITION TO CORRECT YOU

And for all those bad bellies that say there is nothing like love i want you ladies to know WE ALSO FEEL LOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and are even more emotional than you ladies,

excuse me?  explain all dis,cos it makes no sense to me

any name for d movie yet?

agaba123:
danke = jenni

excuse me?

For allegedly beheading her husband, a woman is currently cooling her heels in the cell at the Iperu Divisional Police Station, Ogun state.

Like a demented person, the suspect, simply known as Iya Ibadan, was alleged to have, on Wednesday, sneaked into her husband’s room in the night when he was asleep at their 44, Jalugba Street, Iperu Remo, Ogun state, and dealt him several machete blows. The cuts severed the man’s head, killing him instantly.

After killing the deceased, identified as Mr. Sabi Owolabi, 55, the suspect carried his body and dumped it in a pit latrine at the back of the house.
The lid was blown off the dastardly act when the lower part of the deceased which could not be forced into the latrine was sighted by a neighbour.

News of the murder threw the rustic Iperu town into confusion as thousands rushed to the house to witness the grisly scene.

The matter was reported to the police and the suspect was promptly arrested.

Narrating the incident to P.M.News in Iperu, yesterday, Chief Nojeem Sanu-Meelu, who claims to be a brother to the deceased, said his brother was butchered like a cow by the woman, and that she tried to hide the murder until luck ran out on her.

“On Wednesday, my mother called me and told me that she heard that Iya Ibadan had killed Sabi. I couldn’t believe it. So, I went to Sabi’s residence, but Iya Ibadan told me that he had travelled to Ikorodu to meet a herbalist and that he would not be back for three days.

She told me that the herbalist planned to take him overseas. I didn’t believe her but I had to leave. Later I sent another person to the house to ask for my brother but Iya Ibadan told him that he had gone to work and would not be back until 7 p.m.

“Later, somebody came to tell me that she was packing her load and was about leaving the house. I quickly called some men and we invited the police.

“The police searched the compound and discovered blood-stained clothes. At the backyard, we saw a heap of stones on an abandoned pit latrine and the DPO asked her to open it but she refused. This made the police to accuse her of killing her husband but she denied it.

“To convince us that she did not kill her husband, she removed some stones and we saw her husband’s legs while the remaining parts of the body, from the head, arms down to the waist, were stuck in the unused pit toilet.

“When the body was pulled out and the clothes she used in wrapping the head was removed, we were able to ascertain how the man died. “His throat had been cut open. She was then led into her husband’s room. There were blood stains on the walls, the bed and under the bed. She was told to open her room but when she did not, it was forced open by the police.

“As we entered, she tried to move some things in one corner of the room and the DPO ordered his men to check that spot. A cutlass was found where she stood. On close examination, we saw blood stain which had not been properly washed off. Even at that point she was still denying any involvement in the death of her husband.

“She was busy accusing Sabi’s relatives as the culprits who had murdered their own son just to implicate her. “She was then handcuffed and taken to the Divisional Police Station, Iperu.”

P.M.News gathered that the deceased and the wife had been married for over five yeas but had no child, though they both have children from their previous marriages. The man was said to have visited Lagos, on Monday, to collect rent proceeds.

Iya Ibadan was said to have sent a small boy to sharpen a cutlass for her two days before the incident. Efforts to speak with the woman at the Iperu Police Division, where she is being detained, proved abortive as the Divisional Police Officer, CSP Michael Falade, directed P.M.News to the PPRO, State Police Command, Eleweran. The PPRO could not be reached at press time

hmmm


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Elos Agos:
Danke

I bu EZIGBO onye Igbo?

NDI IGBO, A HURU M UNU N'ANYA.

yea onye igbo ka'm bu


afa'm bu Danke

~Sauron~:
Chamotex's uncle manufactures condoms!!!

by d time u see d babes on bikinis u lots wont remember condoms

~Sauron~:
Married folks will have their own section(downstairs). . . . . . . . .

Single folks would occupy the top floors and the pool area.
Loads of drinks, BBQ and XXXXXXXXX

see ya head  may u lots not impregnate our innocent sisters

chamo i no come,i dont trust myself with u for one minute  i need to keep my lips and other things off ur way


a look from chamo alone can conceive a girl