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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=187898.msg2994465#msg2994465 date=1224975171]Of course, women choke men with LOVE. . . . .

How they manage it is the 8th wonder of the world but they do it.
U must understand too much of everything is bad so gimme a reason why a gurl would call her man like 30 times a day!!!!
Honey, where are u? What are u doing? How are you? Have u eaten(around 2 am). . . .Of course, i musta eaten.
Women(all of a sudden) turn to mothers and i am like. . . . .Duh, i have been surviving before we met. . . .U need to relax. [/quote]u men r guilty of it too


really ,when they come back from work smtimes ,their face will be looking like smone whos just brought one very strong big shait from the anus

ask them "honey should i serve ur food now,should i run ur bath for u,do u need a massage,how was ur day,u dont look happy,r u ok" they will tell u r disturbing them.ok ignore them,they will tell u ,u dont care

men really are babies

MrCrackles:
well i don't know the kind of men you know or meet

if the rest of the male population on earth where like Brash, women wont have any fault to pick on!


_{Brash, okunrin meta ati abo!!}

first off dont take dis personal

second off men like u and chamo r d ones dat will give us d wahala of carrying triplets in d stomach,all at once

chamotex:
Mrs Jenny, are you feeling Hot again?

egbe enu'e dake

DavidDylan:
women =  problem (already mathematically proven).

You can never tell what they want, i suppose most men have given up trying to find out.

pounding yam and cooking for u men is enough wahala already not to talk of shakara u men do attimes

MrCrackles:
It is delightful to see Danke not at the centre of controversy or stoking up a fight

but u know im not a trouble maker

MrCrackles:
@Post

Women are more emotionally confused i think!!!

not wt d wahala some of u men give

@tope

if u show them affection,they will say you are choking them,if u ignore them another wahala

sm of them are so smhow even to their sexual lives,a friend of mine is so shy of showing her sexual skills to her partner,because d first time she did it ,the man wanted to know who tot her,bringing the past into the present

smone opened a thread once,saying a womans love chokes them men smtimes,ok withdraw d love naaa,they will hire one private detective to monitor u day in and day out,to know if there is another sugar boy u r keeping

insecurity is a disease

chisimdi:
lmao

chisi again kedu

obu'm jenny

dis thread is so. . . . . . ,what will i call it sef

ok ,men sm of u r characters

why is that when a woman gives u attention ,u complain,and when she ignores u ,the first thing that comes to ya dirty mind is---"shes got a lover smwhere"  ,then comes d feelings of insecurity

smtimes this people(men) crave for so much attention,but find it difficult to give it to their partners"especially d business men" and even the workaholics,with the excuse of "I'm trying to put food on the table" laffing my ajekapako ass off

will u men please stop being emotionally confused and attend to ur partners needs,thank you

u love attention,so stop being stingy and give the same if not more attentions to ur partners



_{P.S before u say na me e happen to,abeg hold it ,I'm doing this on behalf of a friend}

bawomolo:
wouldn't it be beautiful if a nike logo was carved on your face . imagine the endorsement deals

LMAO

really?never knew

[quote author=dani_elle link=topic=187349.msg2992670#msg2992670 date=1224945018]$5 millon no b beans o! if my hubby got it in my absence we will surely go and return it 2geda.[/quote]

presido1:
Are u sure of the highlighted?

LMAO


@topic
i must confess kanu is still useful,d guy is full of tricks ,especially when he falls down on/close to the box18   i trust d referees,once they see him on d ground na whistle str8,either free kick from okocha or penalty from another player,d guy knows how to manipulate ball,players and keeper

naaa kanu is too much

awwww amakwa'm any na igbo,ndie ke nma bu na beke @topic

dat girl is not fine in my eyes ooooo

i will miss so many pple

ole chamo,na free ooooo

ify di'gi kwanu?a'kwa ahu di?


bia kedi nu otele sef?

ihe di egwu oto'le kwanu ify?

sima stop wishing smone dead,its no joking matter

this had better not be true

ruky how body?how madam orobokibo a.k.a sister fiona?

na moi jenny

chamotex:
Na Jazz?

if u wont drop ur number please leave this thread now   thanks


@topic

mine is +49idiot198oshi419naim419u.be

ibkaye i dont attend child abuse wedding

ibkaye:
ah ahn, dearest aunty, I am here to blend, you know I will soon be married to one fine Igbo man

marriage don dey hungry u abi?

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=19138.msg2993649#msg2993649 date=1224961343]@age 14?
girl, go siddon somewhere jare [/quote]hehehheheheeh

ibkaye:
you mean 14 + 9 abi?

is it everyday u change ur age? two days back,u claimed to be 28,yesterday 25,today 23,tomorrow im sure will be 30,nxt tomoro 43

lo joko jooo,omo kekere

ibkaye:
LMAO abi o

bia omo hausa,wat r u doing here again?

romeo:


I na-ara kwa otu? Mee onu ka onye enweghi amu

LMAO  

_{what will otu and amu not cause in this life}

topup:
[color=#cc0066]Monicaa, unfortunately it seems that you are too willing to let emotion take over logic.
[b]
Sorry but like I said I was there about 3 months ago, begging my fellow Nairalanders to give me the advice I wanted to hear (go get him girl!) [/b]and to tell me to try and win him back, but they didn't. If everybody can see that you're too good for the guy, why won't you believe us.


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ewwwww,i wish u well in ur love life