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RomanceRe: Why Are Most Men Like Babies? (Tidiness) by Danke: 8:36pm On Oct 22, 2008
so u men can fling ur clothes and properties evrywhere yea?cos its d womans duty to tidy up d house sauron?
RomanceRe: Can You Date Your Family Driver To The Point Of Marrying Him by Danke: 8:34pm On Oct 22, 2008
all dis nollywood pple sef

poster so whats d name of d film?
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Men Like Babies? (Tidiness) by Danke: 8:26pm On Oct 22, 2008
Akinagirl:
Danke, you said that was normal for you? Well if it were me I wouldn't tollerate that. I would leave it there and the next day he can wonder why he doesn't have any clean clothes to wear to work the next day. I would tell him to go get that tie out the toilet and wear it. angry
its a normal thing naaa cheesy ,afterall d topic is why r most men babies,smtimes he leaves everything for me to handle,as if im one jobless woman undecided d clothes r d worst,he keeps looking for one leg of either trousers or socks,everytime i keep hearing "ok i wont do it" ive been hearing dat for only gawd knows wen,and i don tire sef to hear am grin grin

Chrisbenogor:
Me I like a woman that can pamper me oh , lol not all this wifezillas grin
heheheheh confession of no.1 baby cheesy grin

@lysaa

i support u ojare
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 6:52pm On Oct 22, 2008
Danke is jenny
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 6:33pm On Oct 22, 2008
KarmaMod:
Does this dude really think that if he ends up having this "one time" thing with his ex that will be the end?

Do you really think she wont continue to hassle you EVEN with the current one gets back? Infact I bet when the current one arrives, she'll be the first to tell her what you did.

Children shouldnt be in relationships. Seriously
poster read dis

karma wat that girl wants an opportunity once she gets it ,she will gain her ground,d thing is d poster telling me dat the girl is still innocent and decent,how can?smone dat left him in 2006 cos of d childish excuse dat she wants to study?wat of pple dat marry whilst studying?

as Godalone who married his wife early,y didnt she tell him dat she wants to study and will like to take a break
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 6:30pm On Oct 22, 2008
Infoseye:
I am not confused with who I love or who I want  to date NO! You guys here are missing the point here,  am asking should I have fun with my ex-girlfriend while she is around on the visit or just say no although other poster here ve said no but whats ur own advice.
let ur ex go,come how can u even send a female to monitor her in d first place?my God u r so naive r u?

whoever u sent is lying,how can a girl break up wt u since 2006 and is now coming back to profess love

comon wake up
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 6:26pm On Oct 22, 2008
this friend of urs that monitored her,does she also know him/her?she broke up wt u since 2006,because she wants to read?so since 2006 she has been reading and she fjust finished reading hence d call?

listen ,i might not be there,but blive me ,ur girl left u for another man,this is d truth

and whoever u sent to monitor her is not telling u d truth,because from ur story i am not a child,so i knw things like this,she left since 2006 because she wants to read?what kind of excuse is that?

face ur current girl and let ur ex go
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 6:07pm On Oct 22, 2008
Infoseye:
bros I only asked for an advice and its leading us no where besides am not getting any where with what we doing, If I knew or how go about it I would ve not opened this thread in the first place, it just u are hammering on if its possible or not to love two people the same time fine I love my girlfriend and still ve feelings for my ex hope u would understand now.
ok,but i did not insult u atfirst,i only wanted to know who u have feelings for more

listen,u see ,u can't love two women d same time,u can only have feelings for d other,maybe lust or sthg else,but not love.,u can't love them both

ur ex broke up wt u in 2006 and maybe it was because of a man,she can't tell me that shes been alone since then,I'm sure the men must have used and dumped her and now shes looking for smone to throw herself on

u r man,stop acting weak,let her know that u have a lover,tell her d min she steps into ur house u will cut off her legs wt a cutlass,be agressive,she cannot after perhaps  dumping u and sleeping wt men or man ,and after they might of dumped her shes coming to u ,for what?dnt allow this need for sex destroy d happy relationship uve built wt ur current girl

by d way hope u don't mind my asking,wat caused d break up between u and ur ex?
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 5:56pm On Oct 22, 2008
abeg go joooo,u r confused

im outta here
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 5:52pm On Oct 22, 2008
Monicaa:
Right u r infatuated with ur ex n lusting after her. I advise u not to think twice n ignore her. After the sex? what next? guilt n how would u look into the eyes of ur current girl, the one u love? If u feel Hot, talk to ur girl over the phone shocked or keep yourself busy but i know it's hard.
abi oooo,how can smbody tell me dat hes inlove wt two girls at d same time,abeg monica is it done?is it possible?


ok poster if u dont mind,how old r u?cos ur reply makes me doubt alot of things u know
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 5:49pm On Oct 22, 2008
Infoseye:
I don't blame u for what u just said cuzz u ve not found yourself in such condition, I only asked for an advice and not insults,
see me see wahala,abeg show me where i insulted u?show me now

u cannot love two pple at d same time,it is not possible,u r inlust or infatuated wt one and then inlove wt d other

how can u tell me u r inlove wt two girls at d same time
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 5:41pm On Oct 22, 2008
mr man how possible is it for u to love 2 persons

it is not possible,u cannot love two pple d same time

u r infatuated wt one and inlove wt d other
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Men Like Babies? (Tidiness) by Danke: 5:40pm On Oct 22, 2008
na today,i start picking up clothes right from d door,ties u will find it in d toilet,shirts he flings to the sittingroom,one leg of d shoes will be at d balcony d other one he flings to the room,trouser he flings on my face

abeg its not a new thing,mine wen it comes to cooking ,cooks far better dan me,but wen it comes to tidying up the whole place,its diff tori entirely

sm of them do it wen they r alone ,but once a woman comes in,they give it all up for her to continue
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 5:37pm On Oct 22, 2008
poster and ur current girl?u dont love or u love her too?
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice Ladies And My Guys Here In Nairaland by Danke: 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2008
are u sure u love ur ex?or d need for sex is just playing wt ur emotions?
RomanceRe: Child Having A Child by Danke: 3:57pm On Oct 22, 2008
oh she still reply me,eeyaaa shame sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Know Your Secret Admirer by Danke: 3:55pm On Oct 22, 2008
u sef don dey twist mouth tgirl na wetin do una naa cheesy grin

no mind moyola engrishsss angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Guess Who I Am? by Danke: 3:50pm On Oct 22, 2008
ztyle:
Sho na who come bi this DANKE?  huh shocked
danke is jenny

richo:
@danke
how come ur new name aint as sexy as the previous?  angry
na so pple tell me grin grin maybe ny because e sexy dats why seun dey ban am

by d way hope say u don buy d ribena for ibkaye for d party naaaa,u know say shes not allowed to take wine
Nairaland GeneralRe: Guess Who I Am? by Danke: 3:41pm On Oct 22, 2008
ztyle:
Bros u sabi the Jenny? That Babe Rugged finish! grin
LMAO ztyle na wetin i do u cheesy cheesy long time

@dare

come seh na everybody wey change name u dey call jenny angry take ya time diaaaa ooo grin cheesy

@topic

u are an idiot undecided
RomanceRe: Child Having A Child by Danke: 3:37pm On Oct 22, 2008
buahahahahahahahahahaha see her,hehehehehehehehe my dear ,if u like insult my husband from now till tomorrow ,it wont remove a STRAND OF MY HAIR grin grin grin grin grin grin  u don't know him so y should i bother myself,my dear i logged on this forum as a married woman never caled myself single,so if u like enter well e consaign u

hahahaahahahahah bunch of wetin,u no even happy say i even manage used and dumped wide assed slut like u for this forum

my dear if e dey pain u say i talk am go enter river niger,were u not used and dumped by a nlder

loosed biatch grin grin grin

u r done wt me?ok i hope u don't reply undecided

ashi grin
RomanceRe: Child Having A Child by Danke: 3:24pm On Oct 22, 2008
ever_green:
what happened i thought gamine and jenny are or were friends undecided
not until the day she asked for my trouble undecided

ogatope2000 i see as u dey admire tope,na how many of una want dat cute babe sef grin grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Child Having A Child by Danke: 3:22pm On Oct 22, 2008
hehehehhehehe eeyaaaaa so u jealous of d fact that i am a step ahead of u?marriage?

listen hon ,since men r not forthcoming y not join mountain of fire,I'm sure by d time they pray for u,atleast a man will come knocking sad

hehehehehe I'm not going to defend myself maritally here,but sorry sweets,so many nlders know me well,even to my house,so  if i was lying about my marital status they would have talked since naaaa grin grin grin grin  so don't break ur head my dear cool

friends?ofcourse,the friends i have are quite blunt like moi undecided  unlike u wey dey shake like jelly fish cheesy
this is d same girl that told pple to ignore,yet she can't stop following moi ,y is u obsessed wt moi cool

my dear u be old used news jare,people like u r d least of my problem here grin,i dey work keep posting anytime i get chance i go come reply u grin

elemu grin
RomanceRe: Child Having A Child by Danke: 3:01pm On Oct 22, 2008
janami:
danke
rily pathetic dear. so they kip banning u and u kip making a mockery of yourself here.  o ma se o. U hv a good job and u stay on nl twenty four seven? u no even gree the ban wey them dey give u tey tey . lol. And u call another person jobless. lol. If no be naija u dey, na poverty drive u comot for naija? lol.


oh, beta a stranger be confused about ur name than u be confused about urs. Weird that i have used only one username and u still can't get it right afta so long

Unlike u, i get beta thing do for real life, i no fit dey ansa jobless posts like this. Like gamine says, some peeps shldnt even be given the time of day. Try to respect yourself now, haba. So after getting banned several times on nl, u hv crowned yourself local champion. How pathetic. embarassed


Gamine
you are right dear. Some people just want u to help them excercise their retarded brains, since their brain cannot help them carry on a decent conversation. One simply can't get into word matches with them. Not worth anything
buahahahahahahahahaha eeyaaaa my post really touched her,see d essay she just typed

ehen ive been banned a million times here on nl,so y should i not make mockery of d whole thing,who takes nl serious undecided

abeg next time pls i beg u type a short essay,its not everybody dat has time to start going thru WAEC again and again and again

can i ignore u now?cos u r so senseless,and i really hate dealing wt dumb assed old phocking buffons like u,so hope u dont mind if i ignore u undecided


Gamine:
Na real Local Champion. teehee hee grin grin

Abeg Jan be Careful o, Anything you say you did not do/do can be used against you. sad
as for u,na wen person come help u u dey get mouth,sorry jjyou is not here to help u dis time,coward grin

abeg carry yaself go,u wey nlder don useless finish ,na little remains remain for ur side,abeg go hide in shame

big headed malu grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Know Your Secret Admirer by Danke: 2:09pm On Oct 22, 2008
ROTFLMSGBO moyola u no go kill me ooo,y ur mouth no fit str8 even for a second? grin grin
RomanceRe: Please Share Your Stories Of Getting Back With An Ex Due To Taking A Break Or: by Danke: 1:47pm On Oct 22, 2008
oh heavenly christ,whats all dis monica,d guy has moved on with his babe ,stop disturbing us abeg,ah ahn angry

u and obongyi are such pests angry
RomanceRe: Best Ways To Scare Him Off! by Danke: 2:17am On Oct 22, 2008
stillwater:
Are you serious? And she's trying to be modest with the mgbeke story, shior shocked Can I see a pic? kiss
ask her for it,but incase she does not show,let me describe her

hips------na die cheesy
shape---na war(no ownder mr osisi cant take his hands off her) grin

height nko--------another story

bakassi-full to the brim grin

dress sense --another powerful tori,infact osisi resemble under 12

stomach----u no go even know say she don produce b4

na nice package osisi be my dear grin grin
RomanceRe: How Long Does It Take To Be Apart From A Loved One. by Danke: 2:14am On Oct 22, 2008
i can see u r hurting honey,ur family members do they know about dis guy?

i wish u well monic,i really wish u well
RomanceRe: Best Ways To Scare Him Off! by Danke: 2:12am On Oct 22, 2008
still water dont mind osisi ooooo,if to say shes still single,i would have kidnapped her and sent back to one of my uncles,no man go see dis kain package reject am,anyways its not too late grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Best Ways To Scare Him Off! by Danke: 2:08am On Oct 22, 2008
stillwater:
Lol, still waiting to see your pic embarassed tongue
if u see her pic ,u will go lesbian for her,nice hips,good height,infact carboncopy of halle berry grin grin
RomanceRe: Best Ways To Scare Him Off! by Danke: 2:06am On Oct 22, 2008
no matter osisi ,i no blame d guy,abi is it those hips ,haba osisi u were a temptation ,so no blame d guy ojare grin grin
RomanceRe: Best Ways To Scare Him Off! by Danke: 2:01am On Oct 22, 2008
osisi if it is dat bakasii i saw d other day on ur pic,then i dont balme d man for wanting to feel it ojare

who no like better thing,it was not meant for mr nwando alone abeg grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Child Having A Child by Danke: 1:57am On Oct 22, 2008
scared?of who?u?u r kidding me right?

r u so obsessed wt me,always following my every post wink

keep up the good work jare,since nigeria has no good job to offer

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