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RomanceRe: The Shape Of The Ass Is More Important That The Size Of The Ass by Danlax(f): 4:26am On Jul 19, 2024
Omoawoke:
Do you have yansh? If you don’t, you should be apprehended on sight and executed without trial
As old as you're on this forum,,you still spill words like an infant..spits.!!

You surely a grown up man that refuse to grow up.. Goose.!
RomanceRe: The Shape Of The Ass Is More Important That The Size Of The Ass by Danlax(f): 10:13pm On Jul 18, 2024
Omoawoke:
Yansh is never overhyped ! It will never be overhyped
Noted sir,,, you can now go and die-put on top yansh and the things inside yansh .!
CrimeRe: Father Kill His 19-Year-Old Son With A Shovel In Lagos by Danlax(f): 5:37pm On Jul 18, 2024
5starmilitant:
Una sure say that man never do DNA, con confirm say the boy no be his biological son?
even tho.!? Na the innocent boy him suppose transfer aggression on,, him no see the woman wen go fvck outside.!??
RomanceRe: The Shape Of The Ass Is More Important That The Size Of The Ass by Danlax(f): 4:09pm On Jul 18, 2024
Mehn yo guys extol this sh*t too much.!
Sex/yansh is over hyped 😏 F*cK it...!!
FashionRe: Men Keeping Long Nails: I Dislike Seeing My Fellow Gender With This.... by Danlax(f): 10:40am On Jul 13, 2024
danielclerkson:
Keeping nails does not mean anything, it is a matter of personal preference. As far as they are not your's, keep you opinion to yourself, Periodt
Thank you Boss... I see no eer in keeping nails,, they're here making it gender stuff..! POV:99 times out off 100 Women wear fixed nails, they don't grow it..!

Why blast guys that keep nails when you equally keep hair..!? So nature wen give us nails no knw say the nails go grow before (it's now left for you to cut or keep)

Everyman with their opinion tho, yo opinion wouldn't change anything 💯

You grow nails make sure yo keep it clean... It's natures gift 🕊️
FoodRe: Hunger Rate In Nigeria Has Gone Really Bad by Danlax(f): 2:47pm On Jul 11, 2024
Jack14:
80k
50k.!?
FashionRe: Man Sat And Watched In Surprise After Seeing Washing Machine For The First Time by Danlax(f): 3:10pm On Jul 10, 2024
All I see here is LOVE..!!
CareerRe: Ethical Hacking As A Career by Danlax(f): 1:11pm On Jul 09, 2024
aliyuthayo:
Sorry reply was late due to Mod ban.

If you can get an authorization from the app owner, which makes my work legitimate, then Hacking can be done. And not FREE.

Ethical Hacking isn't street Hacking, it's Hacking that's done legally.
Ooh Really..!? I'm sorry brr,,street hacking is what I need rn brr..! Can you link me up with anyone that's has the orientation.!?
CareerRe: Ethical Hacking As A Career by Danlax(f): 5:49pm On Jul 05, 2024
Can you hack Easy buy app outta my phone.!?? Mention ur price 🫰
RomanceRe: I Just Bathe In The Rain And This Is Happening HELP!!! by Danlax(f): 5:24pm On Jul 01, 2024
Meedon:
Okay ooooo

But some people would call it childish and lack of immaturity.
what yo urself call it remains what it is 🕊️ Na wetin u name ur dog🐕e go dey answer 💯
RomanceRe: Let's Make Money From This Facebook Monitization Status... Serious Minded Only. by Danlax(f): 4:51pm On Jul 01, 2024
iyke484real:
Great minds of nairaland I have been really worried with thaught on how to be earning some foreign currencies to support oneself in this harsh economy ...so I imagined how we could possibly take advantage of this Facebook monitization eligibility status conferred on us recently...

I suggest we form a syndicate or a pool of at least 200 serious minded people for a start, each and every one with a Facebook page...we could individually create content (just do a video of anything at all) and post on your page then notify us on maybe a Whatsapp group then we all rush to your page and generate traffic with comments....

Great minds of nairaland can we please come together, strategize on this and see how to make fortune out of this golden opportunity?

If you are game please indicate let's create a Whatsapp group and start asap.
Nice idea... But yo starting late already..!

Facebook earnings goes along with patients brr... Is not that easy as you presumed.!
RomanceRe: I Just Bathe In The Rain And This Is Happening HELP!!! by Danlax(f): 4:37pm On Jul 01, 2024
Meedon:
The rain was pouring down heavily and I ventured into it. I took a very sweet bathe, but my mind is not calming down. I feel traumatized that I bathe in the rain. I felt like I was doing a children's thing. Please help is it normal to bathe in the rain. Now, I'm feeling like a small small child. Please help and make my mind calm or come down.
It's normal thing brr 💯

No let 2much maturity deprive yo happiness ✍️
RomanceRe: I Want To Learn Yahoo And Scamming by Danlax(f): 7:50pm On Apr 27, 2024
Akpabio22:
When you enter the business you go know say Yahoo hard pass any job. Joke apart before you see green light for the street you might turn gangster unknownly waking up most night bombing to get a pay client na weed go remove sleep from your eye no me Bobo juice. Before you go see pay client you fit bomb 2 years nothing come out ur baby go dey look you like mumu. Until your pay day come no body send ur papa undecided
My bro you cap legit 💯 Yahoo no easy as dem dey always assume..
RomanceRe: Guys Pls Which Lotion Is Good!!.. by Danlax(f): 2:19pm On Jan 18, 2024
Prettygirl200:
I hate fair guys ehnnn? God forbid, handsome dark skin guys all the way.
Learn to make use of words properly..!
RomanceRe: Opay Vs Palmpay Which Do You Prefer by Danlax(f): 2:52pm On Jan 07, 2024
Palmpay is unique 📌
RomanceDecent Dress Is A Crime In This Era..! by Danlax(op): 5:20pm On Jan 05, 2024
Ladies dressed this way is more appealing than those dressed half naked 💯📌

But we're not ready for tha discussion 🤦

RomanceRe: What Is Sweeter Than This? by Danlax(f): 12:13am On Dec 27, 2023
But sex is overhyped 💯📌
RomanceRe: I Dashed Him 10k Free Last Month See How He Paid Me Back by Danlax(f): 8:44am On Dec 18, 2023
Next time.. Limit Ur help cuz street ain't got no memory 📌

You're not a fool but they see people with good heart as fools...

Just let it slide ✌️
FamilyRe: What Happened That Made You Believe Spiritual Is Real by Danlax(f): 5:26pm On Dec 02, 2023
Lance008:
Most of us don't believe on spiritual stuff till some event that made us believe it's exit
Mine was when a pastor die days after fighting the gods in the community
People who don't believe in Spiritual are the are the dumbest people I've ever seen...!

Mostly,educated folks feel this way.. Ona never see anything.! Penny Wise 😒
PoliticsRe: My Experience With Blord's Famous App (worst Mistake) Screenshots by Danlax(f): 9:07am On Nov 21, 2023
Gadafii:
First of how you go pay 8.6k for 2k followers on IG, no he juju be thathuh

Was it out of nativity or you lacked street Orientation to know that there are sites that offer these services for as low as 900/1k followers

Some of una just get money to waste na why
Bro pls recommend the site to me

I need it Asap 🙏
Music/RadioHow Do I Promote My Music On This Platform.!? by Danlax(op): 9:11pm On Nov 18, 2023
As seen, my brethren how do I promote my Studio work on nairaland.!!??

I've got a forthcoming track 🙏
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Out Over Being Unmarried At 39 & Battling A Spirit Husband (video) by Danlax(f): 5:20am On Nov 10, 2023
Kobojunkie:
And you know this because you have a spiritual wife/husband of your own right? Or are you here to tell us tales that were fed you by others --- dem say, dem say! ? undecided
The question yo just asked, is the reason they refer some of you as "People with eyes,but can't see" You think everyone has this "physically naked eyes" like you do..! Work on your spiritual growth and come banter with me..!

These things are beyond Ur comprehension..! Don't argue blindly here pls...!
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Out Over Being Unmarried At 39 & Battling A Spirit Husband (video) by Danlax(f): 4:20am On Nov 10, 2023
Samantha124:
Is this whole spiritual husband thing really real? And how does a woman knows that she has a spiritual husband?

Does he appear to her in person at night or what?
Spiritually husband/wife is real ..! Forget these ignorant people here..! What yo don't know is greater than you..! This life is more of spirituality than physical.!

And spiritual spouse can be the worst enemy a man/woman would have,cuz they're extremely jealous..! They can even end the Life of any suitor coming to ask her hand in marriage physically . Lemme stop here..!
RomanceRe: Whatsapp Say They Can't Send Me A Verification Code by Danlax(f): 5:44pm On Nov 08, 2023
That particular number has been blacklisted..!
You can't open Any Social media Account with it, not only WhatsApp tho..!

Try using another number..!
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Think They're Special?! by Danlax(f): 5:38pm On Nov 07, 2023
Nothing's special 'bout them actually..!

But SIMPS makes them feel that way..!
RomanceRe: If You Are Still Collecting Money From Your Parent. You Are Useless by Danlax(f): 1:34pm On May 30, 2023
Borntosmoke:
From age 17 upward if you are still collecting money from your parent to buy food, shoe, cloth. You are useless to the society. Except expenses like school fees or other responsibility of your parent anything apart from that you are useless to the society. If there is a good policy working in Nigeria. Such person need to be disown by is parent. This is what is been done in north Korea.
You should understand that There're people that count on their parents and There're also people that their parents counts on 💯✌️
RomanceRe: How To Identity Girls With Water Spirit by Danlax(f): 12:00am On May 12, 2023
RTID:
How To Identify Girls With Water Spirit.

1). Any Fair Amaka is 99.9 percent likely to be from water.

2). Those girls who are extremely neat, arranged and can fight your destiny if you as much as pick their stuff and not return it where you got it from, are from water.

3). If she loves plaiting corn rows, especially those two single type.

4). Those girls who can bath up to five times a day.

5). If she loves wearing trinkets, bangles, waist beads, ankle beads and has cowries on her head.

6). If she's always complaining about mood swings, just know it's her Ogbanje from the Marine kingdom that is manifesting.

7). Any girl that hates fish is from water; they can't eat their own people.

cool. Take her to a swimming pool and pay attention to how she swims. If she swims like a mermaid, run maka ndu gi!

9). Their Igbo names always ends with Ka. Example, Amaka, Njideka, Ginika, Anwurika. They also bear English names like Sophia, Linda, Jennifer.

10). They don't play with fanta.
No 7 sure pass 💯 They don't eat anything that comes from the water..! Some of them are even afraid of going close to water..!
RomanceRe: This Is Why I Don't Talk To My Boss Anymore. Did I Do The Right Thing? by Danlax(f): 10:53pm On May 02, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!

This is the backstory:

Sometimes last year ending, I attended the burial of my boss' mom. This burial ceremony took place late last year. We first of all went to the church, then from there we proceeded to the home of the woman. During the course of the burial proceedings in the church, I mistakenly sat on my phone. There was a lot of sitting and standing. So, in one of the many sitting 'downs', I mistakenly sat on my phone that was on the pew. My phone was affected. It went bad, but not so bad though, just a little ink that appeared at the bottom of the phone. The phone screen didn't crack at all, just the ink that appeared. I didn't like the fact that the ink is there, so I decided it's better I get another phone. This phone was bought for me by my boss, when he heard the story of how my former phone was snatched from me while on transit. He felt pity and gave me the money I used to purchase this one I'm using currently. The phone is just a year old, not upto two years, until this incidence of my phone going bad happened.


Why I stopped talking to him:

About last week or there about, I asked my boss( Although, I no longer work with him. I worked with his mum before she passed, but he's the one that pays my salary then), to
please get me another phone, that the one I'm using is so bad. When I sent the chat, he said he'll get back to me soon, maybe he was busy. So, he later replied with this " hello dear, I've been looking, but not lucky yet", something like that, I've forgotten the exact thing he said. I don't want to open the chat again because it will make me view some pictures/videos or messages he has sent me on WhatsApp, because after I got that reply ( though I don't know what he meant there) I stopped chatting with him or talking to him. He has sent some pictures/videos and messages on WhatsApp, but I'm not going to reply, at least not yet.


The thing is, I don't like what he did. This is someone that can afford hundred of the phone. Someone that has lands here and there, houses with tenants here and there, plus other businesses fetching him cool money, someone that has about 4 Porsches, Benz, Range Rover, lexus and other cars in his garage. Then, you now ask the person to please get you a phone that the one you're using is bad, and then you're getting this reply, (even though I don't know what the reply meant), as a person how would you feel?


Did I do the right thing ignoring him? Did I do something wrong by ignoring him? I need your opinions/ suggestions. This will determine if I'm going to reply or ignore him. He sent me some videos/pictures and messages on WhatsApp, but I'm yet to open them or reply them. He doesn't know I'm angry with him.

Please, I would appreciate your input on this. If you're in my shoes, what would you do?

Thanks!
It's not as if yo can't afford a phone yourself, but yo just want to eat your cake and have it at same time....!

Entitlement has eaten huge part of you guys..! And you're proud to say that "you're angry with him" Tueeh.! On another man's money 👌Nawa oh

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