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And the said that agbada is hot. Smh

Dude looks like someone scratching his behind on the second pics.

*picks phone calls mallam*

Oga that brain wey you comot for that goat head give this op don 2 scatter. You suppose give am sumtin manageable na this one no be am at all

Na for our school's school bus na im I first gain experience o. I could rememba one certain time in jss class e get one of our senior wey I dey eye omo dis girl na one of the hottest chikalas in my school if not the hottest sef and to talk to her and she responds na trophy be that o talk more of touching her.

na so devil come set stage one afternoon after school close, na so everybody jump molue. This molue na one old godforsaken vehicle that runs free service fro our school to some distance before it offload everybody. Luckily for me and my clique this chikala no board bike as usual as e be like say alert no show that time na wetin we dey think for mind. Omo seeing the girl position for my front as I don tey tey maneuver my way to claim seat as a sharp boy concern come siddon dey see this heavy delicious load standing for my front as she herself dey stand my sense of reasoning shut down all I dey think na to get my hands to that nyas*h finger fucking that nyas*h was all I wanted in the whole world and one of my colleague don dey hit the nyas*h anyhow, gallop stuffs, dey girl no talk nor react I come notice for some time come see say she dey for the mood as she was rhythmically moving back and forth omo I no waist time I chuk hand under skirt come see say her pata don form mini lake unto she too dey for mood

Taa! I chuk two fingers for the honeypot omo see heaven for earth, stove hot and slippery. I no gree I continue my life Indecency this time increasing the tempo and the fingers. Omo see babe dey shake allover this time her nyas*h dey bend down to receive more of my fingers. As we dey enjoy our selves naim one useless teacher Tunde wey dey teach business studies wey no dey gree alow free things pass am come spot us o. Come mention my name. Daniel what are you doing? I swear I no hear am till after the third call. Omo see mood killer, chai, the girl comot body shaparly come dey feel ashamed me na vex wey just full my head

I swear for that man that day no be small!

In all your getting get wisdom

The only truth is knowing what to do and at the right time

I am seeing a girl with beards ugly to me

TheCEO1004:
U well so?

I will answer that if u promise to take your medicine

TonyeBarcanista:
heartless OP snapped the boy while others are mourning so he can uploaded on nairaland

nairaland ko naijaloaded ni

KashyBaby:
Yeaaah that's the right word for ur thread "rubbish"...u will juz come here either to wail like a boy who lost a pot of his egusi soup or make such rubbish thread...

you can as well dash him the coffee cup so that he can hold the saliva from his smelly dripping mouth

samr098:
Hey guys. I'm not sure if this will be a problem. I have an 8 inch Penis. Whenever I'm involved in sexual intercourse, the lady complains that I'm hitting her womb/cervix. It is quite painful apparently. I am not married yet. I want to give my Future wife pleasure not pain. Is there anything I can do

you can just exchange it at olx

Kinda hot sha. tried it out severaly with boo. Just being adventurous no ish

What am I saying self

*rushes to get ma vaseline*

osedvgirl:
sorry , that your microscope aint working, where i was, which there was sweat

babe I swear na water be that as you the shout you come open your skirt wella I come see say true true you pata don soak finish.

I come dey wonder na so girls dey sweat reach?

osedvgirl:
Oh boy, who is that no.2, jeezzzz, on this nairaland, *freezing mheennn, ushhhh wait o, the way this guys are cute, are they cute down below too, chai chai chai, who will i woo now o

misspicy, come and see what am seeing o, come and fan me

remove that india boy jor

there is water dripping down your legs. Is it still the sweat?

You can also use superglue to hold the onion

@eroticangelina don't worry my own na customized any size u want I just press some buttons voila we are good to go

BeeBeeOoh:
PLEASE HELP A NAIRALANDER!!










































I want to eat eba now & I don't know if I should wash my hands 1st or leave it after eating??

rush go mama nkechi shop chuk am for her nya*sh first

missdebs:
awwwn

am crying *smooching her* I will love you till eternity

The upper part is 'too cute' to behold then the lower part is 'too much' to handle

missdebs:
i for call off the wedding immediately, before people tink i jazz the guy

babe come and jazz me abeg I promise I no go cry I will be wailing. Kai you too fine

Maybe you are a eunuch. That's better than the 'G' word.

Cheers

INTERMAN:
apologise to ur fingers now for giving them such a great work to type those rubbish.

see me see wahala you don't like man, you don't like woman ok try see if animals go give you boner you still no gree

Ok try my sh*t na e no too soft e no too hard just the way you like it

Op you can go back to your cage now your break is over

May be you cud try animals I hear say sheeps dey bleat sensually wen you begin knackam for the center of gravity ha ha. No try cows o you know na

friendly101:
THATS A CRAB WITH TAIL JOR

no na lizard with cap ode

PietraK:
I have 2 ladies I consider okay for marriage.

The first, is with 8 years relationship. The second is 4-5 years.

Both relationships had breif breakups.

Now that I want to settle down, both are pulling me hard and I just can't choose between the two or marry both.

The first is tough, often nags and has betrayed me in the past but we resolved issues.

She is the SU type, don't use earings and the skirts type. accepted by Mum.

The second is gentle like a dove. Can't finish two wraps of moi moi. Loving and respectful. Never nags. Always obedient and far more beautiful and presentable. But with past relationships that I don't appreciate. Has committed abortion in past relationship. Not the SU type as she uses earings and put on trousers. My mum don't like her.

I need advice on what to do. I have been praying that one finds an alternative but they are pulling harder as they disvover i'm about to get married.

They know each other through whatsapp now.

What do I do. I am in a dilenma

is she smarrh? Is she loyal? Is she respectful? Is she a good cook? Then marry her

This is what happens when you marry all those no-sex-till-wedding-night type of girl.



For the guy mind "na you go suffer am"

KashyBaby:
Hang on...u sounds familiar when u quote back

I like you dp.

I wouldn't stress it getting you to love me just that I will fall stupidly in love with you

HERSLEY:
Can't wait to av mine... Wanna be a single mum. No time for drama. Who go gimme belle?

what am I here for kwanu?

Ps: for your DP that position na freekick then if you get down on all fours that one na PK and the most efficient

That moment you are trying to act brave but you find out that even you legs can't carry you. You will sit down on the floor and be shouting 'help!' in a faint voice

Yes o we call it "slam dunk" try it and see

My laptop is encountering booting failure how can I fix it? It all started when I had to disable some startup drivers and services to speed up booting time now which availed for some time now I can't seem to start up windows

Bavarians all the way

Sarimah:
lol...nice to hear

oh I forgot to mention earlier that she looks as beautiful as you are