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na hand wey im dey chook for your papa nyansh make am rich odey

fattbabakay:
Now u no longer use cd cos u r looking for a nairaland babe I can impregnate...according to ur signature

Your babe go make sense make I impregnate but na wowo but i can still manage

the baddest place for my cd.

well that was then

SE/SS girls go carry tops I swear

Hold your ears

no go use that quality of materials wey you write full memo OR

but our churches no de get am atal why e be say na only dem seat dey come decorate

My broda in the presence of God all are equal that's why i like muslims

once I see someone I like I Just bleep I dont get tired sweet or not

My brother if na my ordinary girlfriend then nothing shele

but if na my wife then people are bound to loose my trust either my wife or the amebo

*Yawns out of thread*

That wonderful moment ashi wey you carry for night, tief you big money for night come disappear. you come see am from afar discussing with someone. With vex and adrenaline-rush you wan go sama am come turn out say the person wey she dey discuss with na your wife and na her bestie she be.

you be like

exactly my brother you knack am well for the kpekus

You forgot to add; Men want angels as companions and forgot that they are demons

joliyp:
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*clicks her profile* damn! ama remember this face when next am compiling my list of 'Nairaland most cutest'

frustrated man I tell you

hahahaha you are really stupid and dry

and some idiots are busy in another thread celebrating mediocrity

Nigerians celebrating mediocrity since independence.

my fellow country men we should all cower in shame.

is this all what our multi billion dollar economy could offer? seeing these pictures causes some strain of tears in my eye.

common guys we deserve more than these. it is high time we as the youth rise up to this politicians and request for more!

Good for her

Tunchi101:
As A Knowledgeable Individual, What Should Be The Punishment For Corruption In This Nation?

ostracization and financial incaceration

DopeBoiRapy:
Niggur r u for real

Eheh amebo what is your own? I chop your beans? park well jor!

chocolateme:
on the condition that you "un-follow" all these numerous women you are "following" on nairaland

With immediate effect but on the condition that you will reply my pm

Yea it was one cool evening I was scrolling nairaland's romance topics then I saw this topic by one of the most lovely romancelander


Bae forget this let's go somewhere private we could cuddle [quote author=delectablegyal post=40855651]Have you ever been seduced?

chocolateme:
Ok.. First of all, I am confused with your English.
Grammatically speaking if you know what I mean..

Honey leave the op to his/her folly


Honey can you allow me love you like you deserve?

I wish I can fvck every (pretty) girl in the world

Yeah! We guys from other tribes say kudos to yal

No be my consign. I go enter there come out ready for anoda puna wile she is gasping for air at the other end

EroticAngelina:
guys never learn

Hey girl! I like your hair

What's the moral of this thread? celebrating mediocrity as usual smh

egbaguy:
Dnt be an ignorant fool @dannidom

I am a fool buh am not ignorant so what are you saying

iamkingzlee:
old stuff

old man I dey hail o

depends on how silly you guys are

Estharfabian:
Did you do anything wrong!? I do not get your question...

Like oh! You should've collected her number? and probably slept with her that same day!?

Guys!!! U don't have to get every girl's number that's friendly to yah...

girls and their thinking sha


so if I collect your nombre even that first intro I be mumu ba?


that's why it is adviced to get a life before chyking girls. person wet get life know exactly wetin e want

buh my papa and mama no know their own na and still born fine healthy man like me. so what are you saying?