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Maybe 40% true if u ask me that will be ability to absorb pressure, teach and improvise.

Call me a sadist but I dont believe these attributes are exclusive to engineers.

One attribute that is 100% true for engineers is the virtue of the silent treatment we dish out even in heated situations, we think, think and think while our everybody is talking

Often times is not all about getting the girl but also keeping the girl. Ok you have gotten over the stage of getting the girl now you have her digits. At this stage some guys are blank or oblivious of the next step. Here are some tips

* Ask her out on a date: it might be to a birthday party, social gathering even to the park or to the cinema. Just take her out thats where the 'beautiful moments' are derived from.

* Strive to talk to her in person: Thats why I hate long distant relationship. For now cut your chats through calls or during social media. Call her to ask her out or to say just hi. Dont always engage in long conversations through phone with her. She will see you as a busy man not an asslicker take note.

* Talk more about your lives: For now when you are with her talk more of her family and your family make her feel welcome to your style of life. Introduce her to friends and associates later.

* More talking: just get to know her more. For some communication tips. Be open to her opinions and listen attentively (just shutup and listen afteral she's the girl). Make use of open ended questions.

* Dont over act: Yes you love yourselves and are ready to die for yourselves, keep that a misery.

* Buy her gifts: No matter how small but make it memorable.

I am tired joor. Guys please add yours

* Companionship
* Fun
* Sex
* Joy of belonging
* Cuddling
* Financial security
* Trust or emotional security
* Unconditional acceptance
* Other(specify)

From the above ladies just highlight the things you guys enjoy most in a relationship

I am not a celebrity buh believe me I sure know some nice tips on hw to be really cool. These are some ideas one could pull up and earn some respect from friends and associates.

Without wasting your time ladies and gents leggo

1. Cool guys like me dont go about chyking girls anyhow or anywhere we just go to the girl introduce ourselves and our charm will carry the day.

2. You dont necesarily be a talkative but be a smooth talker and make sure your every word count. And also be considerate.

3. Smile/Chat freely with everyone but make sure you follow the supra pattern jealously.

4. It's a must you are looking nice and smelling nice too.

5. If you are jealous or angry dont show it rather smile and improvise. But make sure your comeback is more deadlier.

6. Your composure and dress code should be gentlemanly but you are a lion that is waiting to devour activities and fun (ball hard).

7. Dont smoke or drink alcohol in public places.

8. Have fun with your spouse regularly but shut down also regularly.

9. Dont always look to borrow or look needy but when you are to give, give unexpectantly(give what you wouldnt depend on for a long time)

10. Be yourself. I mean dont go about following all my tips all the time. just add them somehow.

I can go on and on but that will make me sound like an I too know(ITK) not that I care though but because I believe many people wouldnt understand.

I cant be as rich and succesful as seun

Pls I need help on this matter.

Oya tech gurus over to you

Even though he doesnt love you seeing an attractive girl cry is a weak point to every guy

*modified*

Also remember ladies thats when you are more vulnerable to; u knw now

Naija guys dey boring sha

Nne let me have this ur name in my head i sure have a way of making sweet names sound even more sweeter.

I dont have plenty words to say do u blame me when am entangled by your grace and beauty

I've toasted some girls feeling like a pro buh u make me feel like a learner do u have a number?

Dapo777:
It takes lots of strength to accept the truth and be at peace with it. Don't worry u will get to that stage with time.

You contradict yourself

afolag:
no qualms D. me sef dey pass time ni. wats up in ya area.

Nepa neva bring lite for my area. Yours

Ok you've made your choice and i respect that but when the world is void of decorum and orderliness when humans are granted insane liberty (your stipulated liberty) things go wrong.

For instance you mentioned animals living a carefree life (cos thats what it is) they kill themselves anytime they want, straff anytime they want, eat anytime they want, go around naked and do all those crazy stuffs thats why you call them animals. Your choice is pervetious if not you woulda come all out to defend carefree living for all humans, then someone comes around and put a bullet in your head and walk free yea thats the carefree life no one gives a damn about anybody(jungle).

My broda am sorry you don't got tha requisite criteria for being a human maybe you should join your colleagues at a nearby bush.

afolag:
as long as its not comin frm dsame box whre u guys pik urs frm d person don turn mumu bdat abi.
ok no vex....mke I repackage myself
Yea its possible when u av estate, mansion, ocean, river , lake, mangrove swamp.
na hin d person go cum go buy 1 plot of land abi.
for ur mind now who b mumu?

Relax and enjoy the joke you made. Ano call you mumu asin you know na just friendly lanbasing na. ok no vex

afolag:
yes when ur father tells you if you quit smoking weed he will show you the land he bought in your name.
ONLY MALE CHILD PALAVA

Mumu

Hello mr. I will use it on this poor hardworking and intelligent disabled that I knw maybe to get him a few things to champion his progress. He is a computer engineer and he is damn intelligent and good at what he does. He wil appreciate it.

zikmarty:
Hahahaha even that 14years jail term is an infringement of their right.
can't we all just be?

My broda dont be decieved luk beyond what you see is the language of the wise. I hate commenting on gay threads cos it wnt change anytin. I tink there is a campaign to upturn/anihiliate human values and decency on the altar of liberty. Time's changing fast, people are going more wide. In times past gay isue was unheard of now even women are clamouring for no bra outfit abi to dress toples like their male counter parts.

Omo I don tire sef

sukkot:
no you GROW UP. we are tired of primitive tribalists like you keeping the country in the dark ages

Upholding the constitution is never tribal ok so run along now boy you've gotten the whole attention you clamour for.

sukkot:
is he a black man like you ? yes or no ? than shut the fork up and put your tribal baggage to the side and lets move the country foward. we are nigerians first. and we are all black which is another bonus. so based on being nigerian and black-we are all homogeneous. ITS TIME TO GROW UP

I hate everything your comments here represent. We are in the 21st Century c'mon. Is that the rate of your stupidity c'mon grow some sense. U are boring me out.

sukkot:
you need mental checkup. it is obvious something is wrong with you. when buhari said CHANGE he meant NO MORE CORRUPTION. thats the change he was talking about. he didnt say anything about picking people from whatever tribe. so maybe you are the one who misheard the campaign points

Maybe you dont understand the word change or am I missing something here. When we voted out GEJ we wanted all round change not sectional change or partly change but true change. Now I'm confused by your definition of change.

sukkot:
he has been partial from your perspective but from his perspective he is choosing people he can trust, and i can respect that. you have to choose people you can trust. look at jonathan ? only finding out most of the crime committed under his regime after he got kicked out of power. all those he chose robbed the country blind. buhari will never make that mistake. believe that

Your intellectual maturity should be questioned. Going by your post you are a bigot who is blinded by mediocrity. What is your general perception of this administration seems biased to me.

My dear thats not the way for good followership and true nationalism which is glaring clear that our able president is found wanting contrary to his CHANGE mantra which we collectively presumed to be different from the past status quo.

I suggest you swallow your utter ego and rest your incesant defiance of mediocrity we are humans and we believe that what is gud for the goose is also gud for the gander to cap it all its inscribed in our constitution and that being the highest ordinance of the land should be voraciously adhered to by most especially a true nationalist which our president convinced all of us during his campaign days.

The best you can do is to pray for this our nation and the president instead of spewing trash on the internet.

Ok nigerians what we say here now will not and cannot hold any substance in the other of things in this present administration except we act ourselves.

Well Since we are too shy to name a spade (going by our comments here) I therefore plead that we only pray for this nation and support our president or forever remain mute.

Thats my verdict
btw #GoBaba

Respect to the two iconic indigenious rappers though. I think people are enjoying the both acts together but hey this we know must come sumtimz sumday. Afteral thats what humans do, we compare.

For me Phyno

So house which is your favorite emcee?

I think the world wud be a better place

Just wondering if thoughts were audible.

Una too dey try for dis una politics analysing o
ano fit shout

See Bleep up. Chai! wetin im go talk say killam when Angel Micheal go ask am at the gate of heaven CARELESSNESS abi.

RIP to the to dead sha

Blacks and their fetish superstitious belifs no matter their level of education

Oga presido ur publicity stunts are unbecoming of ur simplicity mantra

anyway sha #GoBaba

experimentist:
which kain yeye tribe believe be that?! pesin F himself off, una say na enemies work.. una dey crrr....

Must u add "Tribe" to this post

smh

Abayor7:
what goes around comes around, but the man should hav given it a second thought and treat him nicely despite the first place embarrassment..

First impression like they say matters bro

Mind ur choice of words while online cos thou canst knw the other person behind the screen