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moin moin business fa

Jeez2:
tnks

todayguest:
your "roam" is impolite and disrespectful.

Thank you sir for the correction.

This got me weeping . Like how can a heavy woman like this be allowed to roam. Damn! *spits on our goverment* May be this woman came to do business to gather small money for her (ehm)natal care or to even pay for her hospital bill sef. Chai.

Jeez2:
source: http://www.jizuluvssports..com


Inter Milan have made Yaya Toure their number 1 transfer target and are ready to give him a 5-year contract worth over £10million a season in a bid to lure him away from Man City

Meanwhile Toure is on around £210,000-a-week at Man City and has 2 years left on his contract - but the Italian giants are prepared to offer him an incredible deal worth a staggering £54million in total.

City boss Manuel Pellegrini has already insisted publicly they want to keep midfield powerhouse Toure, but they have yet to offer the Ivory Coast international an extension.

It could mean Inter's interest - with City also likely to ask for a big transfer fee - is difficult to resist.
Inter coach Roberto Mancini, who signed Toure for the Blues from Barcelona for £24m in 2010 and made him a key figure in their 2012-13 title-winning side, has made no secret of his desire to reunite with the powerful star.

But it is the mind-boggling figures which prove that Inter mean business, because there had been suspicions over whether they could afford the deal.

took a peep at your dp

am sorry for peeping

but I must say you look kissable

Man Utd no need am sha

RomanceLander:
[size=13pt]Sorry can't it be summarized[/size]

I need your number now

This works for me

"excuse me miss do you have a name? Wondering how your name wil sound in my mouth. Incase you are shy can i cal you angel?"

responses ranges from

"eheh are u lukin for someone" ('village grl response' Helo am toasting you ofcourse am luking for ur number)

"ofcourse, the name is sandra"
(runs girl)

but when she smiles and luk you straight into the eye. Bam! Jackpot

feeeeed me moreee. feeeeeed me moreee

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."
With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".
Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

THE GUY F UP BIG TIME.

A BABE TOLD YOU THAT AND YOU KEPT QUIET AND WATCHED HER ROLL HER FAT BUMBUM AWAY. WHAT A SHAME.

SEE GUY WEY BABE MANAGE TALK TO

That was an invitation c'mon dude

lesson (one) dont sound so cocky when dishing your lines no matter how ridiculus add humour like your are issuing a crazy stale joke.
(with the smile and your fine face the babe must laugh) trust me.

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."
With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".
Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

I RESERVE MY COMMENT

THE TOM TOM IN MY MOUTH

Duh!

Who needs you

Babes don suffer

Helo mr lynxx go for what you like they aint comin to get you

Thats why locking kids up wile growin is usaly not a good gamble

Wow

am free from ban

so gud to be free

*snifs in air*

Pvin:
The crucifix is small

Abi

the cross no try at all

I will pass

dumb *ss

SMFH for my tribesmen

in Mr. Beans Voice "Yep!"

Mine

That should be Rice and Okro Stew (soup) yea

prevail23:
av eaten pap mixed with popcorn

Nice I tell ya

hakinze00:
In schl ve eaten Rice with Okro

Gawd!!! thats crazy sh*t

hakinze00:
In benin republic and togo...they eat Rice and Garri 2geda

wow

Sobbing....

[size=14pt]Adorable[/size]

I know it happened in my village, so aint clicking that shit

Aha! thats simple Cook them