Just passing

vislabraye:


As long as i no touch her breaast she no fit t raise her hand.

[i][/i][color=#000099][/color] Lmaooo

why not in hell.

vimi:
buh gurls will consider same word sexy iif he said iit frm a 2015 range *sips chivita

He won't have to say a word; just park and open door.

blackpriest0911:
Just passing

Lool Enjoy Bye_Bye

logica:
He won't have to say a word; just park and open door.

Lol... i no trust u again o, so thats wat u do with that ur range sport?

Is ur daddy a terrorist cus baby u d bomb!

hey girl ,you must be tired
Girl: why?
cus you've been running through my mind all day
..
Girl where are your wings?
girl:huh
Cus angels usually have a pair.
..
Hello,do you have an extra sunshades?
Girl:No,why?
The radiance of your beauty is too bright.
..
Girl why are you greedy?
girl:wtf?
Your beauty is meant for three people.

vimi:


Lol... i no trust u again o, so thats wat u do with that ur range sport?

LOL. Guy, you wan make some girls here begin stalk me? Abeg o! I only hear of parking lot pimping o. I no get car o.

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

Nairalanders, always refers there problems to friends....a guy stoped you and ask you out....plain truth.

please angel I was told if I didn't toast you dollar exchange won't be 1 naira again.

This works for me

"excuse me miss do you have a name? Wondering how your name wil sound in my mouth. Incase you are shy can i cal you angel?"

responses ranges from

"eheh are u lukin for someone" ('village grl response' Helo am toasting you ofcourse am luking for ur number)

"ofcourse, the name is sandra"
(runs girl)

but when she smiles and luk you straight into the eye. Bam! Jackpot

AJCutie:

I've heard of one AJ fast food in delta.

Are u d owner?

* just asking *

Hey! Do you have credit on ur phone?
Girl - why
I wanna call my mom and tell her Iv jst found the girl in my dreams.

Hey! Am new in town, Can I have directions to your place

SELENAqueensy:
Excuse me, you are under arrest
The girl, what do u mean?

I just got a call from heaven that an angel is missing, so am arresting you and taking you back

Should I come and arrest you then

kilmix:


I've heard of one AJ fast food in delta.

Are u d owner?

* just asking *

yes oo...its one of my numerous investments*in my drms*

NL... some people's bed, pillow and dovet.

Mainwhile, and typing from dreamland.

AJCutie:
yes oo...its one of my numerous investments*in my drms*

U must be on forbes list *in ur drms*.

Nne the earlier the better, enwere mu time for love letter. Nne ifunanya nwere na Ebe ino na afu mu ufu na anya

ipleddge:
so wetin thé angel that visited you told you?

is dat yhu had issues wit yhur english teacher bk at skul

kilmix:


U must be in forbes list *in ur drms*.

i'm still working towards dat*in reality*

Deamonyaweh:
is dat yhu had issues wit yhur english teacher bk at skul

yes,Oya kill urself

Just tell d bae! * bae is ur mum a okro seLler, cos u love draws me close to u*

Just tell d bae! * bae is ur mum a okro seLler, cos ur love draws me close to u*

Ur [b][/b][color=#990000][/color] ar ripe do u mind if I take a suckk

AJCutie:
i'm still working towards dat*in reality*

Quietly viewing you from my penthouse apartment, winnipeg, manitoba, CA.

*See U when U get there - Coolio*

Baby are you a Lizard?
Cuz agama eye on you.

kilmix:


Quietly viewing you from my penthouse apartment, winnipeg, manitoba, CA.

*See U when U get there - Coolio*

tanx

AJCutie:
tanx

#TeamDerailers

Back to the topic...
What's the funniest line uv heard from a guy?

Baby your feet must be hurting cos you've been running through my mind all day