₦airaland Forum

Hmm

Indians and creepy news are like garri and kuli kuli

Wetin consign me?

Mtchew

NinoBrown888:
What do you really want, charlie'

I want a nice relationship with a nice woman but nt wit someone who find joy insulting people.

We so strong, we so sure, we the best, we beat the rest and finaly we aint stopin

major466:
I have been betrayed several times by Liar Muhammed.

who is Liar Muhammed

Abeg anibody wey get bb charger here

PapiWata:
Thank you for this timely and astute observation, Oga Egift. Please find attached herewith my own urgent response to the points raised above.

In order to preserve a measure of unobtrusive mea-culpa before a readership populated by contemporaneous observers already perplexed, confounded, befuddled, bemused, disoriented, discombobulated and indeed exasperated by the gratuitous invocation of linguistic and tautological pyrotechnics in the learned opinions rendered by erudite contributors to this topic of elemental discourse, it is of paramount and indeed existential import, that the wanton reliance on such an obscure and elliptical approach to diction must be discountenanced, in the interest of grammatical simplicity. Nihil incarburendum illegitimi, and of course, caveat emptor.

It is with this fundamental premise of systematized logicality, simmering foremost amid the deepest intra-cranial recesses of our cognitive physiology, that we must studiously examine and dissect in a scholarly and dispassionate manner the overriding holistic premise underlying Hon Patrick Obahiagbon’s most recent submissions before the world press assemblage, both from the standpoint of symbolically over-riding geopolitical imperatives, as well as within the context of ingrained societal expectations reposed upon the Honorable Patrick Obahiagbon himself, setting aside, for the sake of sublime clarity and succinctness, the discountenanced murmurings and hallucinatory ramblings of those who would declare the learned gentleman a person-non-grata simply by virtue of his substantive documented record replete with illustrative antecedents that have suffused with clockwork regularity the hallowed pages of this forum in particular, for the past decade or more, ad nauseum, ad infinitum.

that stupid moment after makin a gud list of poo and someone steals ur 'likes' by writing this

Hazardd:
Na normally thing,but have in mind that ladies are just human beings,they are not God

lol *again and again* someone help me clap for the Op *clapping* nice joke

My ideal Ibo and christian mariage (cos am Ibo)

after I propose to her (of course she wil agri) then zoom to our parents to pay bride price and for blessings after that we get a priest (with some witnesses) to help bless and wear the ring (u knw the procedures) then zoom to court to get a legal document.

The beauty is that al this wil be done in just one day no much ceremony if u wan chop make u cum ouse

later we arange for pix with weding aparels. If i hear say we never do weding

shikana

marieolae:
I wanna know how it feels

trouble dey im house dey sleep u wan find am cum.

*Grabs her legs* pls dnt go, i wil mis u sotey dem ban me join *crying* pls my love dnt go

egift:
Whereas we accommodate his optimal parsing of phonological coincidences, he should reprieve us the travail of having to crisscross the compendium before making nous of the contemplations he intend to share with us. What transpired yesterday was particularly horrendous and ought to be condemned in the sturdiest stretch possible. Nigeria will overcome its current challenges.

whether do you judge the analytical investigation on his part of his enthymen deficient secumdum quoad, or quoad minus?

Law should be the hardest course. This guys ar trying, the read and cite cases till you wonder if there is any ready reckoner for their citations.

I knw a barrister, mehn preparing a single case ehh inshort they are trying.

zicoraads:
Who started this 'I school in France' ish?

so annoying