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chingydaboss:
Bro.. I jst saw d pic nd felt I shud upload it.. I did nt photo shop nytin.. respect ur self

and u didnt confirm the validity of the pix before uploading it

Make I contribute my own

guys luv to have their woman sobbing right in their arms wile hugging. Its ecstatic

guys luv to see their woman in boxers especially at the sight of their darker thighs just below the bùtt. Oh lawd!

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Mr op/photoshopper check the man's face and see ur grave mistake

u forgot to change the hue of light on his face wich dosent conform wit the red screen that should cast red shade on his face

chai sory try again

Thats what we cal mutual respect

fúcck the media. They are nt rivals! Leave them alone pls

I stil dnt believe this shit

We don hear

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DaBullIT:
[size=18pt] WAEC , SSCE OR Primary SCHOOL LEAVING CERTIFICATE / i don't get it , Anyone who joins the Army can not have the same education as the civilian, the fact that he has M.Sc from a War College / Military School outside Nigeria is credible enough for me , the professor of Animals has not done anything good for anyone else since he got there, Educated Professors have lead us and we have seen what they can do , lets see what the so called Illiterates without SSCE or WAEC lead us , its time for change [/size]

then what are u doin there come and contest na

mtchew

babosky2008:
u missed so many points abt d igbos....they are the greatest drug traffickers in d world....greatest kidnappers in Nigeria. ....greatest pirates in d world. ....greatest ritualists in d world....great armed robbers in Nigeria. .....greatest traitors in Nigeria. ...greatest tresspassers in Nigeria. ....greatest 419ners in d world. ....greatest fraudulent pple in d world. ....u missed all dz...

I tel u ma broda this is our bad side and as u listd we are only but the best in our bad wait til u see our good side nuting but the greatest.

babosky2008:
u missed so many points abt d igbos....they are the greatest drug traffickers in d world....greatest kidnappers in Nigeria. ....greatest pirates in d world. ....greatest ritualists in d world....great armed robbers in Nigeria. .....greatest traitors in Nigeria. ...greatest tresspassers in Nigeria. ....greatest 419ners in d world. ....greatest fraudulent pple in d world. ....u missed all dz...

I tel u ma broda this is our bad side and as u listd we are only but the best in our bad wait til u see our good side nuting but the greatest

Wel na wetin dey talk sha

weldone @Op

no. 1 was my ish then, but then I was too careles, i loose my pen to clas thives often. she was my last resort.

Patterson504:
Hmm, being that I'm an American soldier, I would like to retire with my health in the next 7 years(will be 38yrs old) and start my own real estate company. I would also like to travel all around the world as a tourist and not for work like I have been doing for the past 13 years. I am very interested in traveling throughout Africa. I would to see how it feels to be in a place where I don't physically stick out.

in the name of everything good, you shall have your wishes

Why al this na? Why is Buhari falling our hands? Because mr Namadi Sambo complaind that his certificates were burnt then he taught it advicable to follow suit. Mehn c'mon we all know that these are al political propaganda. We want change and we want you to kick start that change for us. Lead by example and shun corruption

Sai Buhari

Kylekent59:
learn how to overcome it

pls tell us how?

Floodgater:
Sophyrock the ish i noticed with the queen bee is that it makes the already existing tomboy in the girl more pronounced. Guys within and without the group unconsciously see her as another guy and would usually go for a classy or girlish girl as gf. Every guy wants a girlie or classy girl as it makes guys feel like a knight. I know the average girl group does not offer much good but hanging with the boys even with the perks should be reduced to the barest minimum. Just my POV... But em Op them push you come here by mistake, your topic for dey fp to say na children section you post am. Abeg repost am.

Pls sir tel me what is missing in that list, if you dnt appreciate the list or you dnt fanci the list pls make ur suggestions no hating pls

D'DON

all ya need's a stage god/ stepd in here wishing for a real bite... Buh only saw a page dodge/
coming from NL's most sizzling, eloquent... must you rap?/ acostomd to finding faults from jingolets... hey y'al can you rap?/ neva wana pout in this thread like I would... Neva/ should avoid poutin for some fool's crap... eva/

my flows tight, ma blood's right... who wan bite?/ cum get ya eyes out lights out... like when mics out you wana fight?

Ffucking fighting for one thing buh nothing/ midgets in the rap shit aint gat time for blufing aint goofy/

buh ama cum with ful and heavy force/ ama invade your memory with few buh witty guts/ ama stil Ffuck your lines, myt use a cross/ cruxifying your flows but i get a loss/ cos dissin y'al comes wit a curse/

a line or two from mine wit two jabs in your penil to find/ and when am done you pasin out and ur lines needing rehab cos of draughts/ nextime you talking rap i swear you wil nt talk wit your mouts/ go ask my vanquishd they aint luking for bouts/ just like comedians they're just wishing for shouts

ya reading wit your gays/ ye myt just shove it up your asss

makazona:
touch lives positively...people must smile cz of me

Oh yea ama watchout for you

That crazy invention that you think would change the world

That great feat you think no one could attain

That athlete you would like to beat before you kick the bucket

for me as a computer engineer I want to own the fastest most intelligent computer. I want to design a device that you insert into your head and u can understand and translate (speak) al the languages of the world and last for this list I wud luv to invent an allmighty tuxedo suit

dont ask me how

Gloriagee:
Really? The title - Are firstborns really brighter ? spells nothing but comparison.

Wel am sorry for that. I have a problem naming things forgive me.

But am trying to findout should firstborns be seen as more intelligent. That is, are parents suposd to see them as somehow more inteligent than their siblings

I dont mean you like them better than their younger ones.

Am I clear now?

Nelsizzy:
I think to some extent. Because they are the first n they would sure enjoy the undiluted luv from both parents mostly their mums

sure but that is untill the younger ones come then the mother's attention shifts to the lastborn buh the father's advice stick arround with the firstborn especially the firstson sort of, as he is the first fruit of his labour and his succesor

Gloriagee:
Truth is, I hate the endless comparison that goes on between kids as parents and relatives are simply unaware of all the harm they're doing such as sibling rivalry, inferiority complex amongst others. I hope that at some point parents can get to realise that every child is unique and blessed with their own strengths and weaknesses. A successful parent is one that understands the child and raises the child in such a manner that empowers the child draw on their strengths and overcome as much as is possible their weakness. fake n failed parents are those that resort to comparing children to egbon, baby of the house n neighbors.

sorry ma but we are not comparing any of them

This question sparks a lot of argument but it should be that firstborns are the ones to look up to by their junior ones more like their birthright.

But some firstborns especially male childs are the most stupid in their families. For instance, in some homes their firstsons may be assisted to go overseas with their parent's last kobo and they travel to neva return and eventually when they return, they fall their familys high hopes of good-travel-return and end up broke, in so much the neva muster the money to return. With the younger ones education-fund all invested in that guy, he leaves them with no hope than to languish in poverty.

But this cant rob the fact that most firstborns are somehow more intelligent than their younger ones and also that they are more succesful than their younger ones.

I think some firstsons are their so that their younger ones can learn from their mistake. Sort of the first in a chain-line of travelers so that those following wil learn from where he missteped while stepin in a hole.


so guys whats your opinion?

PS. Am a first son.

Lilamartedi:
Have a blessed Christmas dear, and a prosperous New Year .. We love you too

And you too honey! Mmuah!

Helo guys! What are some of those habits you would love to drop before the new year eve?

Mine will be:
1. Being Too Nice; atleast I can manage doing one nice thing everyday, then following my heart for the rest of the day.

2. Not Being Regular And Punctual To Church Services; This one got the better of me this year, buh I hope to amend my ways and drop it like its hot at the cross, come the New Year Eve's church service.

3. Engaging In Headless Argument; Mehn I'm a culprit in this crime. Why cant I agree to disagree? Well ama try the efficacy of that come next year.

4. Ghost Mood Nairalanding; dunno why I do that. Well ama try and be more lively come next year.

5. Lieing; Can I realy stop that? Wel, dont know for a hustler. But I wish I could stop that come next year.

You can add yours.

Sophyrocks:
Nice analysis. In some guy cliques, you may also find a lady there, more like the only lady in the pack, the lady all the guys love to protect. I usually find myself there.

Darling! Yes such ladies do exist and they are mainly child hood friends to some members in the group but here we are talking of guys only

well thanks for your contribution.

Elantracey:
lol chop kiss too



my shout out long o , where I start from self ?

your kiss sweet die. Lol!

Wel you can start from anywhere like 'My shout out goes to' and it will just fall in place.
*modified*
Gud morning!

SkinnyDude:
i hate clique. i dont do clique.
#TeamOneManMopol

gud for you

Shout out first of all to my lovely mum, she's been a friend and a loving mother and also to my dad even though the guy no too dey lovey dovey me buh his advices are words on marble.

Then to my queen my one and only girl in the world. Juliet! Babe, may kindnes never cease in your heart, may our love never cease. I luv you and words cant expres it. I swear I luv you!

Then to my friends and associates, more grease to your elbow.

Then to Nairaland. Wow such a great site and am happy to be part, may you never cease to amaze me.

Then to my followers and those am following:
Lilamartedi, sexyLeamon, safarigirl, Naijasinglegirl, EroticAngelina, farano, cococandy, hoyinkansola, icebebe, Elantracey, Tashamania, missberrypop5, Mprex, ireneony, dechandel, VickyyB, Tonywhite071, Therock5555, marieolae, toricutie, AmazingAngel.

The ladies chop kisses and the guys handshakes. I luv you all and thanks for making my stay here worthwhile.

Luv to say big ups to the veteran of this trend TOSNEY2MUCH!

here to present to you seven types of guys you wil see in a guys group. When I say 'guys group' i mean pack of friends and in this case am talking about guys, hope to see a counter-thread soon. I trust Nairalanders.

1. The Focal Guy yea this is the main guy in the group may be temporal or permanent as the case may be buh he is the center of activity, he is dating the hottest babe and may be the richest and very very influencing in the group, he initializes opinions on things to do and his opinions are sought after. Everything is just boring if he is not there.

2. The Flirty Guy This one can never be missing in any friends group, he's that badass that have innumerable exes and does multi-dating, his talks centres mainly on opposite sex exploitation, and the group has spent so many discussions on his relationship scandals and he doesnt relent. Expert in sex matters and sometimes funny, always first to spot a damsel and you wonder how he does that before everyone else.

3. The Problem Solver This one wants the group to remain strong he is sometimz the most intelligent and faces the group's problems wit kin interest. He is the first you call when problems arise and he is the first to reach your meeting spot. You cant just do without him.

4. The Amebo Guy He knows every information concerning the group. How the hell does he compile this informations no one knows. He is the talkative in the group, he is just the one source for information for every event and happenings amongst the pals. Trust him he knows that new girl's details, her name, family, tribe and even relations. This one cant be underestimated in the group.

5. The Offence Monger Guy I tire for this one sha. But this one is always the cause of problems in the group, he normally keeps quiet when discussions are going on, maybe watching out for an offencive statement. Only knows how to provoke and make inciteful comments, laughs little even at the funniest joke and bares grudges like no other. He is just the mean guy.

6. The Youngest Guy This one is the youngest and the craziest of the pack, maybe to impress because he is the youngest and doesnt want to be seen as such. Makes the craziest jokes and tries to woo every babe just to prove that he is now matured.

7. The Introverted Guy How can I forget this one, inshort I'm among the members of this category, they only know how to talk when with their friends. Mainly nerds and bookish and makes brilliant opinions and never try to insult any of the group member, still strugling with their relationships or have a longterm relationship, few or no exes and very charismatic, they love facts like there is no tomorrow and fact-feeds any doubter inshort they are chronic arguers.

I knw this is not comprehensive enough. Pls add yours.

Maybe the op is perfect and doesnt do any of these.

So ladies! The perfect mr right is up for grabs.