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wakacome:
what is bobby?is bobby the name of a person,animal,place or thing?

your papa name

Nija youths going to church for flexing things since year 1900

Dotwillis1:
hahahaha ...wat those that depicts?

Mouth Odour (MO) Hohohohoho

That wtf moment you painstakenly write a voluminious post on NL and you get 500 views and 1 comment

That hopeles moment you mes up your words while wooin your crush and she starts lafing(i dn die)

That sily moment u start talking and everibody covers their nose and looks away(wtf)

That wicked moment when you about wooing a grl and she puts her phone on her ear and works away (chai! Grls sha)

Hazard playin like say he dey im papa house mtchew

Wilian putin on a good match

Anthony3850:
yea, its their "THING".

haha belive me you, this their pattern no get part 2. Hehehe

Mrluv:
goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal! up blue weldone boys!

*pours him one bucket of dirty wata with one hot slap* Oboy u stil dey sleep when bal don start? Wake abeg first half don go and na nil-nil

I no talk am? 'Firsthalf draw'

Anthony3850:
Nepa!!! Wetin i do una God punish dis nepa e-diats

Nepa go be like "Yeah thats how we roll"

Fabregassss!!!!

I fit predict firsthalf draw

A lil bit of frustration seting on mou face. The sundaland difence seems impenetrable

lordfalcao:
meaning?

na my own I talk be that

Playin tiki taka might be chelsea's undoing

Playin tiki taka might be chelsea undoing

I smel swit match

shaggy007:
I swear.

I think say I go see Barbie.

instead this...

I coment my reserve.

Waste of mb

Some women can be stupid eh

wife wey pesin marry cum the misbehave after jus few years!

No! There must be troble somewhere

Op ask your friend to sit that im wife down and ask her what is the problem. If she insists that their is no probs, then bring on the ques. "why u dnt want to make luv to me" if she stil insists that 'she's jus not in the mood' then he do these.

* let him ask himself and check if there is anything that he stopd doing recently that his wife used to enjoy earlier.

*if he cnt seem to find any. May be the wife is bored with their usual way of doing things and wants litle adventure, then please go wide with adventure like ask her out or take her out to unsual hotel or eatery u cn even lodge in a hotel for few days if you got the money, take her to late nite parties and many more things.

*while at it make sure u secretly obtain the contact to her lovers and scare the shit out of their a$$es u cn even pay thugs to beat them up and warn them to stare clear off your wife.

*in any of this trips seduce her to fal in luv with you again. Maried men dnt usualy undastand this, the think since they are maried they cn do as the like with their wife. Mistakenly kiss, eye her, grope her, try to finger her when she is asleep or in bed. Reingnite this hot luv bby.

Last bulet dnt giv her the impresion of cheatin by bringin anoda woman home.

Ethereal0110:
u sure say na human being be this

no be only human being but na human (sperm) bin

Her ex go be like

*afta fukin her*. Al this for what sef? Am i gona eat this ni, she is too fat and lazy sef *wakes her up* Oya gerup and leave we are breaking up.

Mehn this is dõpe. Cool way to spend jail terms

Good to know and share

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KAYCEEJUNIOR:
That's how we ROLL by kayceejunior, stolen by Ajebo

Owkaay. Hmm

Nigeria my country. I swear the Country badoo die

I no 2 knw some of this slangs so help me add up

Olamide= Badoo
Means (i cnt tel) extremely Good or very crafty

PEJ= Diaris God oo
means (idk) maybe consider "karma" as in eh i cant tel

Phyno= Alobam
Means my pal or my homie

Tuface/9ice= No be beans
Means it is nt easy

Timaya= UKWU
Means buttocks

Terry G= Swagger de Ginger (vice varsa)
Swagger or swag means composure wile ginger means boost morale (confirmation needed)

Wizkid= No dulin and no long tin
Means dnt waste my time(confirmation needed)

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