TheSourcerer:
my hair stands when I'm afraid

I sweat
I have a friend who farts when under pressure

Manuel69:


Are you not curious to know? Enquire nau

I kept asking them
They too couldn't explain the science behind it
It is all cool tho
Just the post red eyes that scares me

Manuel69:


Could it be as a result of pain or joy? Any idea?

Lol,I wish I knew

Manuel69:


That is weird. Extremely weird.

Lol

Manuel69:


Like tears? Cry ? Fluid coming out of their eyes
?
Gerrifork away joor

Real tears��

oldman112:
. The friend told you or you follow the friend to toilet repeatedly. Na sickness oooo, tears goes with feelings, sad or happy it may come out, but to shed tears for toilet hmm na very weird one be that

Well it was a boarding school
Ikr,really weird

mansakhalifa:


You know how you say "you want see my red eyes?"

Your guy's gonna go "You... you want see my green eyes?"

Lol. Freaks abound, I tell you. That dude's probably one of them.

He isn't a freak.
He didn't chose his body's reaction
He was born with it

I have friends that shed tears profusely when using the toilet.

CalabarPikin:
A girl I've bn trying to ask out....she wanted forming too hard...just had to let go...but she later turn in...hmm

Weird thing now is that..if I miss a day without calling her....she'll call me d next day and start sounding like,....since u feel too big to call waste ur airtime on me I just have to call to see if ur alive...she will end d call after saying such rubbish
Or
She'll chat me up and be like
She: Hi
Me: good evening... How r u..??
She: u think won't be fine...?? Sorry to disappoint u, I'm fine thank u...
Me: hmm

I'm just ignoring her cuz she hv not paid for d data I've bn subscribing for her

Lmao

swave7:


Nigerians apparently. Mmm, you know daddy likes chocolate

Yours is special and urgent
Daddy ke
my father is a vegetarian o

olaboy33:


Who else followed these two people to page 2...gather here.

...and they lived happily ever after. The end.

@Dannonye respect to you, you are a pious lady.

imagine

swave7:


Mmhm, pray for me too oo. Ngwanu send cake to my house nne

Yhhh you obviously need prayers

I will send your cake o...it had chocolate toppings even

swave7:


Happy birthdaaaaaay. Oya where the cake at? You go to redeem camp or?

Yh we camp in redeem.
The cake is here o

fattprince:

Hi sis Daniella, hope you having a good time in camp. And I hope you still remembering me in your prayers. I've tried to pm you bit Nairaland isn't allowing saying I've sent too much anonymous email. I've not sent any in months now. Don't know why they are doing this.

Sad to hear.I'll send u one
Camp is lit
My birthday was on Tuesday

All for the gram

fattprince:

Okay Daniella. Thank you so much. Can I send you a pm at anytime later?

Sure you can
Nice "quoting you"

fattprince:

Okay. Nice meeting you sis. My name is Olushola Fatuga. Remember to pray for that name in every of your prayers please. I'm serious

Sure I will pray for u brother
I'm Daniella

fattprince:

That's very good. Camp is starting tomorrow right? That's good to here. We don't miss camp too when we were younger. Are you in Unilag too?

no I'm not

fabiano09:
I don't get it

Get what??

fattprince:
Business Administration going to be in 300 level.

Biomedical engineering here

fattprince:

No I'm not sure. Due to some personal reasons. You going to be there right?

oh
Hope you are okay sha
yh I am going but I ain't camping,I have never missed any
Am a camp baby sef ( birthday on the 23rd)

Kreamie:
It’s actually a harmless non venomous snake that feeds on rodents, roads and frogs but unfortunately for it, it was hatched/born in Nigeria where all snakes/reptiles are perceived as venomous.


Even the gentle giants (constrictors) are gruesomely killed.

Just like my dad,he believes not all reptiles harm
But geez,I hate them with every cell in my body

fattprince:

Was taken to lagoon district under old shomolu group. But now I will be attending Unilag campus fellowship when we resume next year

Wat u studying??

fattprince:

Was taken to lagoon district under old shomolu group. But now I will be attending Unilag campus fellowship when we resume next year

Cool
u coming to camp??

I just watched half of a yellow sun can't believe this is him
Reason I can't be an actress
He's glowing sha

swave7:

True it's washed out now. Just indoors, eating, drinking & watching Netflix

Well I spend time in camp,talking to God and preparing for a new year
My birthday is even on the 23

fattprince:
That's how they made popular the misconception of "no tv". You are from which district sis?

Was born in old Ikeja Relocated to Oya Region and u??

fattprince:

Most of the time they just drag the man of God that's Pastor Kumuyi when he is not even aware of most ridiculous claim

I tell u

swave7:

Ya got xmas plans?

Not really Xmas celebration isn't a big deal to me

Aquaphobia o Cause even the best swimmers drown

archat:
Phobia for lizards

Lawd!! Me too I hate those creatures Wall gecko especially

The Chinese are ready to swallow Nigeria completely