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Science/Technology / Re: New Species Of Green Pit Viper Discovered In India, Named After Hogwarts Founder by Dannonye(f): 2:08pm On Apr 25, 2020
Armstrong34:
Harry Potter caught the Snitch!!!!


Gryffindor wins!!!!!!!
In Ron's voice"bloddy hell"
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Dannonye(f): 1:47pm On Apr 25, 2020
Samdaresd:
They called it training then.

So many things they did then that wasn't right.

Hope you don't have scars sha
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Dannonye(f): 4:47am On Apr 25, 2020
Oghenerobo2002:

Long story cut short,
I don't keep lat nights,
I always keep to time,
I don't take people for granted,
I'm honest.
The list is long but trust me when I said he shaped my life in a good way

Nice tho
Although better approaches are available
I'm glad it didn't scar you
I have friends who are now vegetables due to this so called correction technique
Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by Dannonye(f): 4:46am On Apr 25, 2020
spiceadole:


I tried to make her understand she was wrong..At least,shouldn't react that way.

Till date,almost 7 years after..My mother is yet to see anything wrong in what she did(said).
Instead,she insists she was only advising me and plays the victim

Honestly, getting close to her now is like an Herculean task.
I stay 3-6 months without reaching out to her.
I text her once a week..After I send money..to inform her.
Most times she calls me,I dont answer

Correction is like an insult to them

Being ignored in old age by your kid is highly depressing

Tty to reach out to her frequently

She'll break
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Fake Breast Surgery Exposed(see Photos). by Dannonye(f): 9:17pm On Apr 24, 2020
Jobless people everywhere
I mean,see the name of the blog even
Politics / Re: The Lists Of Pastors You Must Avoid Their Churches After This Lockdown And Why by Dannonye(f): 9:15pm On Apr 24, 2020
Hungry youtubers
Travel / Re: COVID-19: What Economy Class Could Look Like After Virus by Dannonye(f): 9:10pm On Apr 24, 2020
I pity whoever will clean this plane manually
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Dannonye(f): 8:45pm On Apr 24, 2020
Oghenerobo2002:

I will. Thanks dear

How did it help you tho
Romance / Re: I Think Am Pregnant (graphic Vagina Picture) by Dannonye(f): 8:45pm On Apr 24, 2020
What should you dosad(
Really
Like fr
You ain't kidding??
Celebrities / Re: “See My Flat Ass, Thank God For Surgery” - Tonto Dikeh Shares Throwback Photo by Dannonye(f): 8:42pm On Apr 24, 2020
Thank God for freedom of speech

We really don't care
Maybe some people do
I don't

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Properties / Re: Noisy Sex: The Notice A Landlord Pasted At His House by Dannonye(f): 8:40pm On Apr 24, 2020
Rent sound proof houses
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Dannonye(f): 8:37pm On Apr 24, 2020
Oghenerobo2002:

I never saw it as love then. My siblings dont have a very good relationship with him till now. That's the effect.
But it really helped me.

Not being loved by your own flesh and blood in old age is hell
Try seeing him from time to time tho

Please how'd it help you
Family / Re: I'm Not Happy With My Mom's Behaviour Towards My Adopted Sister by Dannonye(f): 8:36pm On Apr 24, 2020
God have mercy
A ten year old going through what most adults haven't gone through
Her weight shouldn't be an issue
How many 10 years old are body conscious
This is plain child abuse
Being body conscious when entering preteens
Your mum needs therapy honestly. Your dad can't change her.You won't be able to either.

Your brother will have esteem issues if not curbed.
Make the two of them see a therapist or counsellor.
That child has done nothing
NOTHING!!!!
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Dannonye(f): 8:22pm On Apr 24, 2020
Samdaresd:
Mine was with my mummy!
Mummy, had just bought me a very new kitto blue rubber sandals.
So, this fateful day, I was still in nursery class at, Loveday nursery and primary school. At the close of the school, I was waiting for mummy to pick me up for home.
She was delayed that day, in the course of waiting for her arrival, I and some of my friends back then engaged ourselves in a game.
That game, gave me the punishment.
We started by, throwing our sandals up the roof of our class and we were happy seeing them rolling down under the influence of gravity!
So, this time around , I threw my sandal up again as usual, but to my greatest disappointment the sandal refused to come down (then it dawned on me that not everything that goes up will come down).
I tried everything to bring the sandal down, all efforts proved abortive. Nah that time I no say I don enter soup.
When mummy later arrive and I told, her what had happened, she vented all her anger on me!
She flogged me, right from my school to my room. My back was dripping with blood.
As little as I was (a nursery school pupil), I did not forget that event still tomorrow!
Later asked her why she flogged me so hard, she told me that,"that week she was out of pocket and couldn't help buying me another sandals that week,so she flogged me out of frustration."
She's still surprised, I can still remember the event.
Since that day, I no dey play when the school don close, let alone with my sandals!

That's a lot of violence for a nursery school child
A lot
More than a lot
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Dannonye(f): 8:19pm On Apr 24, 2020
Oghenerobo2002:

Nope!! I didn't
I was really scared of my dad. Running away was never an option because when I get caught, it will be another round of beating grin

This is deep mehn

No offence
This is a typical abusive relationship
Just that yours was done with love
Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by Dannonye(f): 8:07pm On Apr 24, 2020
spiceadole:
I was 26 and not married.
My mum repeatedly embarrassed me with:

-You are a source of shame to me.
-All my mates have sons-in-law and grandchildren.
-Menopause is approaching.Its a pity
-Hope you are not a lesbian.
-Are you into prostitution that you have refused to marry?
-Your mates post pictures of themselves with their husbands and children on Facebook & WhatsApp.Where is your own? You are still posting single pictures.

And so many hurtful statements.

I was struggling in my final year in medical school.
But she was more interested in me getting married.

I got married 2 years after during my housemanship.

Our relationship has been kinda strained..especially after I relocated to UK.

I only just send her money...We don't talk much.


I have 2 kids now..Her grandchildren.
I love my mum.I miss her though but I haven't forgotten.





Some parents need to learn how to be supportive honestly
They care true,but sometimes in weird ways
Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by Dannonye(f): 8:00pm On Apr 24, 2020
amamahdaniel:
My mother mock me of been a stamarer. It's was a painful experience and I cry so deeply.
This happened 15 years ago. Till today i can't forget that painful experience but she still remain the best mother in the world.

I find stammering really cute and attractive tho

I still don't get why people find it funny
It is cute asf!!!
Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by Dannonye(f): 7:59pm On Apr 24, 2020
vpcbawz:
That I was not her son that I was Adopted after my 31st Birthday.. shocked ..

She also spoilt and made me look foolish to a girl I almost married ..

She also made me feel like the worst man on earth..

She decreased me to the General public and till date I have never been my self ..

All I can think of now is to find my own parent cause the treatments I get I cant even explain..

Adoption shouldn't make you feel bad
I plan to adopt
Just move on
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Dannonye(f): 7:50pm On Apr 24, 2020
Oghenerobo2002:
Is there anything my father didn't do to me?
He once broke my back bone with a log of wood from the fire because I didn't go to church
He took me to school on a day I pretended to be sick and flogged me in front of my classmates
My father had cables that he uses and I chop Cain like 3* every week
U won't even believe that I do abandon football matches just at the sight if him.
But in all, he made me what I am today

You never ran away from home: (

Not even once
Mehn that's a lot of violence

I hope you ain't violent on your kids tho
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Dannonye(f): 7:42pm On Apr 24, 2020
ForeThinker:
Have your parent totally abandoned you before?
No
Wby

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Statement About Apostle Suleman & Igbos Worshipping In His Church by Dannonye(f): 7:35pm On Apr 24, 2020
Revolution through hate ke

Perfect clownery
Romance / Re: South African Lady Calls Nigerian Girls 'prostitutes' And Calls Out Nigerian Men by Dannonye(f): 7:14pm On Apr 24, 2020
OluwasureGig:

but why are y'all South Africans obsessed with Nigerians.

He approached her
Business / Re: Anyone With Any Knowledge Of Admob by Dannonye(f): 7:10pm On Apr 24, 2020
chordrylateral:


You are welcome come

If you really want to make money from admob get a good developer to help you develop a good app that the society will be willing to accept even if it just a game or you can buy a ready made game or apps from ""codecanyon"" it's cheap and be ready to spent some bucks on adverts to drive traffic to your Google developer account.

After purchasing an app,I still have to purchase adverts??

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Family / Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by Dannonye(f): 12:26am On Apr 23, 2020
dancok:
The lockdown open my eyes to online hustle, have joined forex, Google admob,
How's admob like
Business / Re: Anyone With Any Knowledge Of Admob by Dannonye(f): 12:16am On Apr 23, 2020
chordrylateral:
Admob is advertising platform only for mobiles applications .it's second to AdSense and its own by Google

Please don't give your money to anybody telling you they will create self clicking app or any jaguns app that can hack Google will make you $100 a day.
Thank you so much
I was about to fall for it

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Room In Enugu (Photos) by Dannonye(f): 8:29pm On Apr 20, 2020
Your camera is nice sha
Business / Anyone With Any Knowledge Of Admob by Dannonye(f): 3:37am On Apr 20, 2020
How exactly does admob work
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Dannonye(f): 9:13pm On Apr 18, 2020
EMMAUGOH:
One of the things that got me far from others while in primary school. While eating almost 50 other students do gaze at me.

Thier problem is I don't chew my food.. I swallow them. I don't even know what it means to them cos they gossip about it all the time.. My primary 4 to 5 was mared because I had only 2 friends.. Others look me like psycho
I have friends that do this
They don't chew nothing
It's all cool tho
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Dannonye(f): 8:01pm On Apr 18, 2020
Nn3muka:

grin grin grin
I suffer Constipation most times so anyday I manage to have it easy in the rest room I shed tears of joy..
so I think I am wierd afterall
Try getting medical treatment for your digestion issue.Constipation ain't funny o
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Dannonye(f): 7:59pm On Apr 18, 2020
Godsgift7837:
My life is free of stress ma, I don’t stress over nothing because it doesn’t change the situation if things. I’m also not in Nigeria so I think I stand a better chance of meeting a good doctor also I have two family members so also have the same issue so it got me wondering if it’s something that can be treated medically..

I'm sure there's a solution.
Goodluck too
BTW,Nigeria has good doctors too

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Dannonye(f): 2:05pm On Apr 18, 2020
Salex007:
The only weird thing about me is that i don't fall in love with females. I just see them as a intimacy mate... Pls if there is anyone who was once in my shoe should please guide me on how to love because am growing older everyday, although i have a lot of girls flocking around me. But making money is all what that rings on my head.

Try therapy
Something must have planted this idea on your mind

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Dannonye(f): 2:03pm On Apr 18, 2020
Godsgift7837:
Privately all my life and no one knows, it’s not something I can tell people about but I’m thinking of getting medical help because it has to do with digestion disorder..

Yh
See a good doctor
It may be due to stress
I have seen a movie where a woman eats her hair when stressed then developed digestion issues
They found a big hairball near her stomach


Sha no go jam quack

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