₦airaland Forum

diportivo:
one day,I will know about cars...I'm sure

Toyota says the last of these cars rolled off their production line in 2001

owner says his own is 2003

naija uber inspector now says it is even 2006

holywind:
diz guy u be baaaaaahd guy hahahahahahahahaha

sauceEEP:
I no just understand today's class o and the teacher no even send.... just rush rush....

Kayharry:
guy you don't have to understand my point.

Kayharry:
Still available

tojahh:
Why you wicket like this na?

Kayharry:
owner sell it already

nurey:
School about to start, line up for assembly

The National anthem
.... 1.. 2... 3 GO

Arise o corper shun

Nigeria kolu obey

To strafe our fada land

Rover

With love and strength and pain

Wan la shun band our hero pass

Shall never be with vein

To serve the rice and stew

One nation bound for the big pot

Peace and unity.

Failtech:
Techprodigy pay me my money. It's almost 12 weeks now. Is it a crime to do business here
Cc: dragnet

obekediamondfuto:
It is well, I am home now.... God pass village

As I was sulking, looking for a place to buy suya with leg as traffic no gree move.... I saw soldiers clearing road and I waited for them to get close so I can enter the convoy from behind.....

Long story short, I entered.... Got a bruise @ the front passenger mirror but I no send..... I followed them till the road was free....


And I keep asking myself, what was the cause of the traffic because I could only see one small... Less than 1km stretch of bad road and that caused standstill traffic....

Anyways I am home.... Once I leave in the morning.... Na till next month oh..... I cannot kill myself by myself!

obekediamondfuto:
To be frank, I really dunno who send me this message.....

Are the villagers not happy with me....

I go just find the next gas station, park this car and use bike to my house!!!

I no fit abeg.... Since 6pm and I'm still not closeby.... Wetin happen

Kayharry:
are you done talking?

winner915:
Pls, correct me if I'm wrong or perhaps I heard wrong. The first thing I heard from the sienna video here was....this is the 2016 inspection of a 2006 Toyota Sienna........
Abeg make Una help me confirm..

GAZZUZZ:
agleement is agleement, you go test am, if e no work letum am no ploblem....... I go balance you ya money...


Meanwhile emeka you are not forgotten, I am in search of your fusebox.

jarkbauer:
Your husband carry dreads... does he pack it when you are making love?

GAZZUZZ:
For some divine reason, I just requested uber to yaba and guess what it is?

This is a sign from the gods.....

Kfed4ril:
Boss I thought you wrote earlier that you were going to buy battery. So how come it’s not in your final conclusion?.

Miscellaneous:
Thanks chief
I tried it earlier and it didn't work. I'm happy it worked nw

Oluwasaeon:
Click the 3dots above, tap Clean Up Page, press Apply. It should work that way
That's the way it is on my S9

DealMogul:
Works for some apps not all...besides it should be automated

timoney45:
Is the this guy real.

Any testimonies?

confusedworld17:
Today was one of the worst experience for me so far on this job.
So I got my first request at about 6am and the rider called almost

immediately.
Rider : Goodmorning, I want you to pick up my Grandma from Abesan

Estate to Festac Town.

Me : On my way... thinking already that it is going to be a quite

ride cos Grandma is going to sit at the back and probably sleeps off

after 5 to 10 minutes on our way. Never knew that I'm in for a

shocker.

Got to pick up location - First shocker, grandma said, why are your tires dirty ?
ME : because of the rain and bad road.
Second shocker :
Grandma : Hope you've not started the trip ?
Me : No ma.
Grandma : Show me where you normally start the trip and let me see you start the trip.

On our way, while in little traffic along mosalaci... Grandma asked me which way do you want to take ?
Me : I have checked my map and the best rout to avoid traffic is tru airport.

Third shocker: thought Grandma was already sleeping. After paying for the toll at airport road, Grandma said, why didn't you collect the receipt ? you people are the ones encouraging corruption ... bla bla bla...
Me : Softly said to Grandma that my belief is that, instead of those big ogas to "chop" the money, it's better this commoner to pockets the money. Before I could finish... Grandma interrupted and said, the 200 naira is going to be added to my money, so I should be the one to decide whether[left][/left] to collect receipt or not, and not you.

Fourth Shocker :

Very close to dropp off point - Grandma said that I am going to take her back to ABESAN. I take style scratch my head say I don enter am today for my mind.

Forgot to tell you guys that we are on a destination trip .
While waiting for Grandma to come back...
another request enter, (towards your destination) Na wetin uber tell me that, I pickam immediately. For my mind, I don escape from Grandma, I go find one story tell her.

Before calling rider, I said a small prayer - I hope say this one go take me to sangotedo very far away from Grandma. Immediately, rider called, You no go believe where rider dey go.... Amuwodofin.
I jejely tell rider say I no go.
Las las, I bring Grand back to Abesan.


Now here are the bad experiences.
Second rider from Gowan estate going to Akute. Ordinarily, I for no go but due to say na long trip and my cancellation rate dey very bad.
I accepted to go.

On our way... I began to perceive some foul smell. For my mind, I think say na as a result of the dirty water wey I enter.
Got to drop off point. Rider quickly paid, before I could bring out 100 naira change to give rider, rider don disappear (don quickly waka).

Still wondering what could have happened.... Just noticed some stains on the front seat. Turned out that rider "poopoo" for trouser.
OH MY! MY !
I asked around for a car wash near by, on my way to car wash...
Met small traffic on the way. Before you could say UBER, one stupid bike wey carry something like car engine just smash my side mirror and ran away. I couldn't chase him because of traffic. Na so the guy go sha !
Abeg GAZZUZ, if na one of your delivery guys, make I come collect money to replace my side mirror.

Anyway sha, I just finished replacing the side mirror now, cos I had to wait for my panel beater to finish works wey come before me. Cost me 4k plus workmanship. Also finished downloading one bottle of cold heineken now to cool my temper.
E be like say my village people come out today... I don close for today, tomorrow is another day.

obekediamondfuto:
as a fencer....
I'm begging people to live and let live!