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firstking01:
uptill now i dnt believe i would be practicing this gf stuffs as my celibacy is against it

lol....Nawa o!celibacy....hmmm.....

firstking01:
But i dnt trust masef wen it comes to woman issues

Nrmally,we are all humans.....8-)

Hmmm......This 1 plus all d travelling up and down...#wakawakabuhari...

firstking01:
Better of

Yes o.....

firstking01:
yes o, friendzone is not that too bad after all

Lol..me ah relax 4 babes nw o,,,,

firstking01:
But she friendzoned me wella o

Hmmm....its 1 of dos tinz....

firstking01:
cooL, mary just said yes this week to me ...after severaL years of singleness, she's not tall, just a lil below average

Ok bro,gud 4 u....

firstking01:
lol, and wat abt nw, ur dating tall gals i guess??

Nah,nt dating any1 presently buh my last bae was a lil bit short....

Lol...me i luv dem short babes...every girl i dated was short back to back.....

Hmmmm......nw u haf go and tell both d toasters and d toastees....everybody nw knows d secrets na......

She looks like those peeps in Avatar (The movie

slyIsaac:
Squanto,
Sadly like all the greatly feared he died horribly,shot twice,butchered,they took him to Unilag gate and left him for dead....Pitied his parents,Nice folks

Hmmmm.Such a pity..theres no peace 4 d wicked...

gabinogem:
Everyone in my hood is feared & special. We all have our unique character & we are all friends...

Ok bro,datx gr8...

ATMC:
Otapiapia

Hahahah..ok oooo.

dacovajnr:
Local hens n Roosters..They runz here n there Disturbing ppl with their moaning n groaninf noisese all in the name of having quickie thus becumz the talk of the town

Lol...funi dude

Every hood has either a very charismatic person that is the gy/babe who make tinz hapen in da hood
OR
A very notorious individual who is greatly feared because of his or her violent feats...

Back in my hood,the person who ran my street was a notorious cultist known as 'Scarface' aka aro cross n' die...He was xo feared because of his violent acts in d hood.....he had once stabbed a gy to death in broad daylight and everybody fled.....xo after dat incident everybody in d hood starting give him his own space....
Xo,nairalanders....who runz ur hood...No lies plz.....

Lol...my crush on nairaland probably doesnt knw i exist....

Hmmm....u hav confused me nw....@firstking

Lol...might jux be his nature sha....I knw gys lyk dis....even if he is Gay,he would be playing d role of a female....Xo ur azz is covered wit d blood of Jesus....

Emmatdayo:
is that shit funny to u?

Yea...its kinda funny..Calm down bro...U must not be screaming in lafter b4 agreeing dat sumtin is funny...

Emmatdayo:
hmmmm,where is the joke pls

Lol...its staring right at u....

See my bros neck long lyk hose....

Adamsdelrio:
A real bodyguard is the one that can stop death from getting to the one being guarded. God is therefore the only guard that does his job completely.

True...bt OP said 'body guard' nt 'life guard'.....

penisilin:
Unbelievable well trained than the useless paranomic unscrupulous acidophilus metallurgical higgy-hagga of uniformed men & women of the NPF of today

Lol,see broda de form Bros patrick o.....

Caseless:
This is better than the one they wear these days that reminds us of anything bad.


OP, I don'think this was the uniform in '84. It was during the days of colonial master.

1948 nt '84....

Ishilove:
It is not just a fashion accessory my dear, it is a necessity!! Ha! We can't fit everything into our pockets like you men na.

Contents of a woman's bag usually include her phone(s),

pens (I carry pens anywhere I go),

jotter/handbook (peculiar to me),

phone charger,

powerbank,

make up bag (in my case just lip gloss),

face powder, hand mirror,

earpiece (my phones),

Tissue paper

the occasional novel (peculiar to me),

sanitary pad (all women, when it is THAT time of the month),

comb,

hand fan for when the weather is hot, (me again)

slippers for when the we need to change from heels (I don't wear high heeled footwear but I know ladies who go around with extra-footwear),

purse/wallet

Anointing oil/holy water

Pocket bible

In addition, my sis carries her invoices around.

Various other nwongwo na gwongwo that are peculiar to individual women.

Now, uboma, tell me how we can possibly fit all these into our back pockets??

Lol..women be beta obu ngwo-ngwo....

Lol...all i see is a beautiful Giraffe....

Holy Sh*t.i tot dese kind of tin only happens in nollywood movies.....Lord hav mercy....

Nairaland is one of d popular online forum in Africa and has amassed a huge about of users.
Nairaland itself is lyk a community and every community has its own dialect..

*OP
*Lalasticlala
*FTC
*Ishilove
*Seun
*FP
*Mynd44
There still many odas..... Feel free to add urs...

tnthommie:
I never knew the Ooni of Ife was so powerful until this present Ooni was crowned. The calibre of people coming to pay homage to him is great. Even Obasanjo prostrates before him. Wonderful.

Wish him longlife and a fruitful reign..

The Ooni of is a greatly respected spiritual avatar of the yoruba kingdom much pertaining to the fact dat Ile-Ife is the ancestral home of Yoruba's.....

Scary ass nigga....lol...See Butt of lyf...