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CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Falz & Others – Nigeria’s Most Influential Artistes Under 25 by Dantee005(m): 12:03pm On Feb 06, 2016
Greeny02:
But how are they influencing nigerians??Lol....... babes dnt u lizten to nigerian music...?
RomanceRe: Between Ladies And Guys, Who Enjoy Sex Much? by Dantee005(m): 3:59pm On Feb 05, 2016
Both syds cant tell.....only a hermaphrodite can tell because girls are one with d veejay,while gys are d ones with d d**k....
Music/RadioRe: Please, Help Me Out With The Artist Name Of This Song by Dantee005(m): 6:57am On Feb 04, 2016
Dfrenzy:
Over sabi, do you know how hard I have tried searching for it via Google?
Lol...if google doesnt know it..... undecided
Jokes EtcRe: What Girls Expect From Guys For Valentines (pic) by Dantee005(m): 10:35pm On Feb 03, 2016
ladyF:
Hehehe half bread is better than just butter grin
Lol......Funi...half agege bread is beta dan full chin chin....
RomanceRe: Top 6 cLassicaL benefits of The Friendzone Arena:d.. by Dantee005(m): 1:28pm On Feb 03, 2016
dbaptist1:
The coolest part be say, no b u go get d primary obligation to carry expenses for head n u go even follow enjoy wetin she collect from d main guy except you b one okoro or Okoli like tat
In PMB voice:Shikena..!
PoliticsRe: Biya Approves Use Of Witchcraft To Fight Boko Haram(pic) by Dantee005(m): 11:09pm On Feb 02, 2016
Hehehe grin In wizkids voice:ITZ ABOUT TO GO SPIRITUAL...
RomanceRe: Top 6 cLassicaL benefits of The Friendzone Arena:d.. by Dantee005(m): 1:37pm On Feb 02, 2016
Being in d friendzone can be beneficial and fun if u knw hw to play d game.....
Afterall it takes 2 to tango.....
I see u bro..@firstking
RomanceRe: Top 6 cLassicaL benefits of The Friendzone Arena:d.. by Dantee005(m): 1:33pm On Feb 02, 2016
Nikita1:
1. U will get to discuss ur gf's with us embarassed.
2. We will give u advice on relationships sad.
3. We will be free with each other: freedom of everything we both can't do with our diff loverS grin.
4. Sex might come in once in a while cheesy
5. We might eventually fall in love wink
Datx all.....!
PoliticsChief Olusegun Obasanjo:perhaps The Best Head Of State To Rule Nigeria. by Dantee005(op): 9:39am On Feb 02, 2016
Personally,i dont lyk Olusegun Obasanjo(Former head of state) but of recent i came across an article on his life and his achievement as President of Nigeria and it had me wondering if,just maybe he might have been d best president to rule nigeria..... Here a copy of the article,Read and see 4 u self.......

General Olusegun Aremu Okikiola Matthew Obasanjo was born in Abeokuta on March 5 1937. Chief Olusegun Obasanjo is a controversial figure in Nigeria's history. Known as: 'Baba' by many Nigerians; Beast of Nigeria by Fela; 'Animal' by his wife Remi!
He attended Baptist Boys High School, Abeokuta after which he worked as a teacher for a while before enlisting in the Nigerian Army in 1958
The two major achievements of Obasanjo are: voluntarily handing over power to a democratically elected government and telecommunication deregulation which gave rise to the mobile phone communication we are enjoying today.
He commanded the Army’s Marine Commando Division, and in 1970: accepted the surrender of Biafran forces.
On February 13, 1976, on the eve of his 40th birthday, he was targeted for assassination in the unfortunate Col. Dimka coup d’état. He escaped, but his commander-in-chief, Murtala Mohammed, was killed.
From 1976 to 1979, he was the Nigerian Head of State and Commander-in-Chief.
In 1977, he formed the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and organised the African Festival of Arts and Culture (FESTAC ’77), set up the Corrupt Practice Bureau; and through his government’s efforts, independence was achieved for Angola and later Zimbabwe.
Obasanjo retired to his farm in Otta, Ogun State after the leaving office. His farm, Obasanjo Farms, Nigeria, is now the largest poultry farm in Nigeria.
He became a strong opponent of military rule during the time of General Sani Abacha in the mid-1990s, and was imprisoned in 1995 on coup-plotting charges.
When General Abdulsalami Abubakar took over as head of state following the unexpected death of General Abacha, he released nine key political prisoners, including Obasanjo in June 1998.
On his release from jail, Obasanjo contested the presidency under PDP in 1999 and won.
There was a great deal of optimism at the start of his presidency, that democracy would bring an end to the economic decline and virulent corruption that were the hallmarks of 16 years of military rule.
He established the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), the Independent Corrupt Practices Commission (ICPC) and the strengthening of the Code of Conduct Bureau to fight corruption in Nigeria.
At the end of his 8 years in office, either of these issues (corruption, mismanagement and unemployment) has been successfully addressed.
When Baba left office in 2007, the economy had grown from 3% to 7% GDP. The overall, GDP growth for 2012 was 6.5% and projected at 6.75 percent for 2013. Making Nigeria one of the fastest growing economies in the world today.
The Nigerian foreign reserve was only $2 billion when he came into office in 1999. By 2007, when he left office, the reserve had risen to a whopping $43 billion.
He secured $18 billion debt pardons from the Paris and London clubs and got Nigeria free of debt.
President Jimmy Carter and Obasanjo
The presidential library and his newly launched Obasanjo Foundation will focus 'to feed Africa, promote youth leadership, support education for women, and combat sickle cell disease by bringing together government, nongovernmental organizations and private citizens to confront these issues.'
Concerns have also been expressed over Obasanjo's human rights record. During his time in office, the army was accused of abduction and killing of unarmed civilians.
Obasanjo has never fully explained these actions, nor have any investigations or arrest been made.
Obasanjo has played a pivotal role in the regeneration and repositioning of the African Union. He has consistently supported the deepening and widening of regional cooperation through the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) and the Co-prosperity Alliance Zone incorporating Benin, Ghana, Nigeria, and Togo.
He was also involved in international mediation efforts in Namibia, Angola, South Africa, Mozambique and Burundi. In 2008, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon appointed Obasanjo (GCFR) as his Special Envoy on the Great Lakes region, and is integral in the ongoing mediation efforts in Eastern Democratic Republic of the Congo.
Obasanjo was married to the deceased Esther Oluremi Obasanjo (first wife; 1963), Lynda Obasanjo (deceased), Stella Obasanjo (deceased) and many unknowns minus concubines. Baba loves them young and fresh.
It is said he doesn't speak with one of his children because he had an affair with his daughter's in-law
Four years after the death of his wife, Stella, Obasanjo finally re-married. The elder statesman now lives with his new wife Mama Funso at his hilltop mansion in GRA, Abeokuta, OgunState.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Spotted Lying On The Ground In Victoria-Island Lagos (Photos) by Dantee005(m): 9:09am On Feb 02, 2016
Raydos:
This Is What Happen When You're Sleeping While Driving So You Park Your Car To Sleep By The Road-Side For A While Before Continuing Your Journey gringringringrin; This Is Not Special Cos I Do It Almost Everyday grin
Seems we need to call Yabaleft dat 1 of their ''student'' has escaped.... grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Spotted Lying On The Ground In Victoria-Island Lagos (Photos) by Dantee005(m): 7:39pm On Feb 01, 2016
Shey we(nairalanders) dn turn to 911 abi......?
RomanceRe: Question For The Guys...ladies You Are Welcome Too... by Dantee005(m): 11:48am On Jan 31, 2016
Sum gys be acting lyk Jason statham(transporter) meanwhile dem cry pass mark dacascos(crying freeman)
RomanceRe: Question For The Guys...ladies You Are Welcome Too... by Dantee005(m): 9:38am On Jan 31, 2016
firstking01:
Ok...i and my co-Leaque where having this conversation yesterday of how his girL friend have been messing up his heart to the extend that he has to kneeL before the girL in tears appologisingcheesy, i nor say some girLs head dey swell when it comes to stuffs Like this, well, that's part of their nature..

Back to the topic which is the soLe essence of this thread, now this co-Leaque of mine is the type that Like acting macho and creating scenes in the slightest opportunity that comes his way...

It's actually supposed to be one of the femaLe's characteristics, but some guys do this in their closets, especially those ones that knows how to brag in publiccheesy...we have some of them on nairaland here, though they will never come out to admit it..cheesy

Now, the question of the century...
Has a girl made you to cry before?
Can you cry for your girL friend...weather in her presence or not??
What can make you to just breakdown and sob tears for hersad...

Notes...
No need to come here and start calling guys who are true to themselves by loving their girL friends whoLheartedly sissysad...

No even call me woman wrapper, cos i 've never really dated beforecheesy, let alone giving a girL this my jerky heartsad...

In over-all, no guy is a woman's wrapper, i hear people here call some fellow nairalanders women wrappering association of nairaland, chai, lol grin...

Abeg enough ado...
Share your experience if you 've cried for your girL friend before..
It doesn't make you less a man.

To the ladies, come tell us how your boy friend knelt before you in tears...


Here we go, no need to tell you not to Lie, cos i know lies are in-evitable on nairalandcheesy...
I have....though nt in public....
RomanceRe: Why Can't I Help Myself by Dantee005(m): 5:28pm On Jan 30, 2016
firstking01:
Op, some people are wired to profer solutions to specific issues in life...there's nothing you can do about this, just wait, she'd walk into your arms one day, unconciously to you...you don't need to rush or force it...just keep being the way you are, you are a problem solver...i'm seeing the samething now in my life, i 've tried dating, e nor dey just worksad...and i'm also prettymuch sure that we have our male alter ego here on nairaland who are experiencing such...just chill, lika said, don't force it...most times it has to do with the kinda destiny we have....

So, I hereby Welcome you to our ministry of profering solutions to problems in relationship, women no be everything8) coolOp, some people are wired to profer solutions to specific issues in life...there's nothing you can do about this, just wait, she'd walk into your arms one day, unconciously to you...you don't need to rush or force it...just keep being the way you are, you are a problem solver...i'm seeing the samething now in my life, i 've tried dating, e nor dey just worksad...and i'm also prettymuch sure that we have our male alter ego here on nairaland who are experiencing such...just chill, lika said, don't force it...most times it has to do with the kinda destiny we have....

So, I hereby Welcome you to our ministry of profering solutions to problems in relationship, women no be everything8)wink
Thumbs up bro .......U get mouth....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who In God's Name In ''nairaland Hacker''..? by Dantee005(op): 6:16pm On Jan 28, 2016
northvietnam:
this is serious
Yes o......
Nairaland GeneralWho In God's Name In ''nairaland Hacker''..? by Dantee005(op): 4:41pm On Jan 28, 2016
I check my profile today and all i could see was:'nairaland hacker was here....'
FamilyRe: I Couldn't Say A Word When I Saw This (photo) by Dantee005(m): 9:17am On Jan 26, 2016
Sum men sha....hw can u beat a lady...?Its veri disgusting...
RomanceRe: Some Unscrupulous Attitude Most Present Day Nigerian Girls Got To Stop Doing... by Dantee005(m): 7:12am On Jan 25, 2016
Tell them....#dey dnt knw....
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice by Dantee005(op): 10:00pm On Jan 24, 2016
firstking01:
my guy, i knw...just try, see, i'm advicing you cos i 've experienced it before...not once, not twice, not thrice...u cnt do nothing, move on, or u wanna continue to wallow in trauma and depression?, c'mon, no woman is worth ur tears abegy...most tyms is worse on people like us who are too emotional...i totally undastand ur plight, but get up and get busy, as i'm typing this now, mary and arsenaL jusp shattered my heart...bt i'm strong and kicking, dnt go to any beer parlour, stay in ur house, lock urself and cry the pains out, i said cry out the pains...itz not a sign of weakness, but after the tears, u'd realise that u 've been relieved,,,look for ur favourite movie and watch, for me i go watch tarzan, u knw that cartoon, or little mamaid, or godzilla, horror films, or any adventurous film, just get busy dude...be a man.
Hmmmm.....thanks man,i really appreciate ur advice....I would follow ur advice cos since we broke up,i havent been able to think straight.....Am loosing weight and focus....thanks again bro...
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice by Dantee005(op): 7:07pm On Jan 24, 2016
firstking01:
my brother, try and move on...that's the only option.
It nt dat easy bro....i hav tryed...
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice by Dantee005(op): 5:03pm On Jan 24, 2016
Thanks 4 d advice babes...
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice by Dantee005(op): 4:54pm On Jan 24, 2016
Oma307:
Hope is not what am thinking that u committed abortion which u never told her
Of cos i didnt.....
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice by Dantee005(op): 4:52pm On Jan 24, 2016
Twaci:
Well some people gets heartbroken when a scandalous act arises from a partner's past. And do u know if she has any connection whatsoever with the girl u had a night stand with?

It's also possible she's been looking for an excuse to breakup.

Try talking to her. If she refuses to pick ur call, go to her house. If she shuts the door on your face, contact her through her friends....Try every means to communicate and explain the situation to her.

Then let her be. If she really cares and want the relationship, she will return. But if she doesn't, it will be a known fact that u tried ur best.

All in all, take heart.
I am very sure dat she nt connected to d girl in question...I hav tried to talk to her and all bt shes jux being stubborn...
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice by Dantee005(op): 4:49pm On Jan 24, 2016
Barayeks:
OP you are bored aren't you?

Why don't you find something more useful to do than cooking up lame stories.....

you could make up a lame story and post it in the literature section
Dude its nt by force 2 comment....use u head...
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice by Dantee005(op): 4:32pm On Jan 24, 2016
I agree wit u ...we were out 2geda 1Day...and came across a girl who i had a 1 nite stand wit wen i had nt started dating my gf...i tried to avoid d girl to avoid cussin a scene.....
Wen my gf asked me y ii was avoiding d girl...i told her d truth...and datx were problem started...
RomanceRe: I Need Mature Advice by Dantee005(op): 4:18pm On Jan 24, 2016
Itz kind of a lng story...
RomanceI Need Mature Advice by Dantee005(op): 4:09pm On Jan 24, 2016
Am kinda of confused right nw....

Theres dis girl i was dating and i really did love her....I did things i wouldnt do 4 anoda girl...I also believe dat even if she didnt love me at least she did 'like' me cos she really had a huge impact in my lyf...

Of recent she found out sometin from my past and broke up wit me becus of it.....I hav tried to apologise to no avail....My friends hav advised me to 4get about her but i jux cant get her out of my mind......I really dont wat to do....
Mature advice needed pls..
Jokes EtcAkpors D Bahd Gy by Dantee005(op): 9:09pm On Jan 21, 2016
Akpors was given fake money and he went to the police station to report.
Akpors: what kind of nonsense is this?
Police: Hello mr. man can we help you?
Akpors: can you imagine, in this country, people are just mean !
Police: mr. man, you aren't sayin anything. what is the problem.
Akpors: (still boiling). Why are people so unreasonable and wicked in this country? I wish i was born in USA.
Police: (impatient) listen mr. man, are you ready to tell us your problem or you want to waste our time?
Akpors: can you imagine, i was given fake money, fake money. Pure fake money yesterday at my shop.
Police: so can you recognise the person that gave you the fake money?
Akpors: how on earth can i do that, there are hundreds of people that visit my shop everyday.
Police: ok where is the money.
Akpors: i dey craze ? i have spent it nwww.....
Jokes EtcRe: Double Words That Mean Something In Nigeria!!! by Dantee005(m): 2:45pm On Jan 20, 2016
Nack nack,poto poto,yama yama,know know....
LiteratureRe: Brother Wale by Dantee005(m): 12:28pm On Jan 20, 2016
Following.....(i hav voted o....!)#225
TV/MoviesWho's Watched Dawn Of Justice Trailer by Dantee005(op): 10:00pm On Jan 18, 2016
Has any1 heard these cool lines from the Dawn of justice Trailer...

(Lex Luthor :The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world: Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!)

(Lex Luthor :Black and blue, god vs man, day vs night!...

(Batman :It's time you learned what it means to be a man.
Superman :Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be dead already!)

([Batman stares at Superman, wearing an armored suit]
Batman :Tell me, do you bleed?... You will.)

(Lex Luthor :devils don't come from hell beneath us, they come from the sky.)
TV/MoviesRe: What's Your Best Line In A Movie? by Dantee005(m): 11:04pm On Jan 17, 2016
Tell me do u bleed...? You will!! (Batman,Dawn of justice...

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