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CelebritiesRe: Prof. Soyinka Confirmed As A Cutist. (you Wont Believe These Pictures) by Dantee005(m): 10:05pm On Jan 14, 2016
Watz xo suprising about dis... Any nigga who knows watsup knws dat wole soyinka is the head of the National association of seadogs(Nas) aka Pyrates Confraternity........ #Capune Blud...
RomanceRe: 10 Qualities Of A Good Wife Material. by Dantee005(m): 9:27pm On Jan 14, 2016
It is very difficult 4 a girl to pretend to hav all the aforementioned qualities 4 a long tym.....
RomanceRe: (open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by Dantee005(op): 8:34pm On Jan 11, 2016
Lordprez:
not confused et al

surprised tho... Can't believe a guy said that sh!t up there


BuhThen_ItzUrFvckedUpOpinionundecided
lol.....We dem boiz..
RomanceRe: (open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by Dantee005(op): 7:55pm On Jan 11, 2016
MrCork:
...call down babes. ..be nice..babes are u male or females? smiley
owk..am sowie,jux tot it was clear am a boy....
RomanceRe: (open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by Dantee005(op): 7:13pm On Jan 11, 2016
Lordprez:
LmFao.... wetin dis one dey do?undecided

Some guys be acting like pusi lickers since 90 B.C
Itz nt by force to comment,bro....and if ure confused i suggest u read the post again....
RomanceRe: (open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by Dantee005(op): 7:11pm On Jan 11, 2016
MrCork:
...babes are u male or female? smiley
You can read,right..?
RomanceRe: (open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by Dantee005(op): 7:10pm On Jan 11, 2016
Lol..yabbing is allowed....
micfranklin:
OP u dey find pesin wey go yab u ba?
RomanceRe: (open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by Dantee005(op): 7:09pm On Jan 11, 2016
misspicy:
You must be new on here,lemme check your profile brb


modified*****
you are not new...

its surprising but lemme just lipsrsealed
yea...am nt new....jux observing...
RomanceRe: (open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by Dantee005(op): 7:08pm On Jan 11, 2016
Lol...see comments...jux stating my opinion tho and d last tym i checked....itz allowed..
Romance(open Letter To Ladies On Nairaland And Naija As A Whole) by Dantee005(op): 6:36pm On Jan 11, 2016
This actually my first post on this section,xo any error should be pardoned....

Dear Ladies,

I have read and observed the posts and comments that are posted about the evil men do.On how heartless and callous boys can be.
That al men are cheats and liars.That we boys are heartbreakers..
All these may be tru about some of us.But u gals got to realise dat no one is perfect and every1 makes mistakez....
We boys to do experience heartbreak too....Infact datz one of the d reasons some men becum heartbreakers,becuz of d pain they hav experienced....
Wen d heart has been broken,suddenly d awareness dat luv doesnt exist takesover and makes a Guy want to hurt other ladies becos of wat he suffered in d hands of anoda.....

It called transfer of aggression....

Xo ladies out dere branding boys heartbreakers,liars and cheats....Stop 4 a while to think if u are not guilty of dat xame sin....
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal Reacts To Olamide And DonJazzy Clash, Follows Olamide On Twitter by Dantee005(m): 7:14pm On Jan 02, 2016
Lol, reekado is Yoruba ode![/quote]lol....lwkmd....Busted...
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal Reacts To Olamide And DonJazzy Clash, Follows Olamide On Twitter by Dantee005(m): 6:53pm On Jan 02, 2016
Mrhn,,,dis thread is becuming serious 4cked up....Fans dn dey beef each oda....Eleygidigan....
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal Reacts To Olamide And DonJazzy Clash, Follows Olamide On Twitter by Dantee005(m): 12:12pm On Jan 02, 2016
Kingblingz:
The streetz will always take over? Wher was d street lastnyt? I guess they were all busy smoking Weeeeed while Reekadictz were doing wat they were suppose 2 do!
Datx ure miztake....d streetz has already taken over......
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal Reacts To Olamide And DonJazzy Clash, Follows Olamide On Twitter by Dantee005(m): 11:35am On Jan 02, 2016
Kingblingz:
Conspiracy! If them lyk let d whole artist in 9ja follow olamide, d fact still remains Skibo orobo skibo can not nd will neva be given d car,Reekado don carry am... If it had been Viktoh now,I for slam headies buh Lil kesh! No
Maybe ure right.....Bt d streetz will always takeover.....
Jokes EtcCalabar People!!!!! by Dantee005(op): 5:26pm On Dec 29, 2015
My Calabar neighbor Etebong was singing this
morning and this is what i heard:
I ron get alert DOG MEAT
I ron buy motor na DOG MEAT
On my werring day na DOG MEAT
I ron pay my rent na DOG MEAT Everything i do na DOG MEAT oooo, na DOG MEAT oh,Na DOG
MEAT oooo..
I SEE YOU LAUGHING, SO SHALL YOU LAUGH
ALL
THROUGH 2016 WITH
PROSPERITY...... #copied#
Jokes EtcRe: When You Mistakenly Shake The Extension Box In A Viewing Center by Dantee005(m): 6:52pm On Dec 25, 2015
VampireeM:
LOL.. Are you for real?? Haha.. I think I will visit a viewing center one of these days and shake the extension to know the spectators reaction grin
Lol....d reaction wont be funny at all....
Jokes EtcLol......nigerians Are Xo Funi by Dantee005(op): 3:55pm On Dec 10, 2015
Indomie n Pepsi will be using Style to insult Nigerians
.....1st it was Indomie hungry Man size.
& now pepsi Long throat bottle.
.
Very soon we Wil b seeing
Gala " ole size"
chin chin "olojukokoro pack"
Egg row "awuff size"
Lacasara " thief bottle"
Biscuit. "olonje iya size"
Bobo juice "overbele full pikin"
Fanmilk agbero size...... Add urs....
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Men So Easy To Manipulate? by Dantee005(m): 1:31pm On Dec 06, 2015
Tallesty1:
If you want to set trap for me.


Use food as a bait.



If you want it to catch me that very day.

Use egusi soup.



You're officially on your own if you use a woman.
GBAM
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Is Handsome And Educated, But Poor? by Dantee005(m): 1:25pm On Dec 06, 2015
prettythicksme:
I love poor guys grin
Lol.....i love girls who luv poor gys....
Jokes EtcRe: Photo: When An Igbo Man Does Yoga.. by Dantee005(m): 10:08am On Nov 26, 2015
BlackSEER:
Yorobars and their stupidity. Igbos concentrate on money while yorobars focus on rape
Dude take it easy,we igbos are well knwn 4 lovin money....and Yorubas knw 4 being dirty...bt not rape...
Jokes EtcRe: Hey peepz come and see the hottest joke ever by Dantee005(m): 10:05am On Nov 26, 2015
Lol...iron ko ..iron ni...Nt bad 4 ur first tym....
Jokes EtcRe: When You Realize You Are The Zonal Chairman Of Friendzone::::::::::::::::::::::: by Dantee005(m): 7:52am On Nov 20, 2015
rheether:
Guys can mumu eh! I remember alex, he will excort me to my bf house and he will outside playing with the dog.
chai,diaris God oooo....
PoliticsRe: Paris Terror Attacks Is Obama And Nato's Handwork by Dantee005(m): 7:14am On Nov 16, 2015
#2 much watching of mission impossible #
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Ways Girls And Boys React To Homosexuality by Dantee005(m): 3:57pm On Nov 15, 2015
Lol....na so nw........#Cover my yansh with the blud of Jesus
LiteratureRe: Blind Justice by Dantee005(op): 1:19pm On Nov 13, 2015
''Well,Seth was into money lending.Some years ago,a certain dude gets behind in his payments, so seth sent me over to teach him a lesson.''

''What kind of lesson?''

''I cut off his thumbs,you allow one go free,the others take advantage.''

''What other kind of business was Seth involved in?''

''He is into gambling,illegal firearms,contrabrand drugs and night clubs.''

''Mr Olu,Mr seth Balogun is on trial for the murder of Emeka and Chika Nwafor.Did you know them?''

''Yes.''

''Were you therewhen they were killed?''

''Yes.''

''Who did the actual killing?''

''Seth.''

'' Why did the defendant kill the Nwafor brother's killed?''

'' To teach others a lesson.''

''A lesson?What did they do?''
'' They were trying to cheat him.''

''Where did the murder take place?''

'' At lekki beach.Seth told me to invite the boys to the beach.I picked them up and drove to beach parking lot.Seth was waiting there.He pumped them full with bullets as soon as they stepped out.

'' So you saw him shoot them and you are sure they were dead?''

''Very sure.''

The courtroom was dead silent.

''Mr Olu,i know it took a great deal of bravery for you to testify in courtroom.On behalf of the court and people,i thank you.''
Ibrahim turned to Pat Adedeji,''Your witness for cross examination.''

Pat Adedeji rose to his feet.''Thank you,Mr Bello.'' He glanced at the wall clock and said, ''if it pleases Your Honor,it's almost noon now.Might i request that court recess for lunch now and I'll cross examine this afternoon?''

'' Very well.''the court stands adjourned until two o'clock.

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LiteratureRe: Blind Justice by Dantee005(op): 9:33am On Nov 13, 2015
The attorney walked up to the witness box where Michael olu had been sworn in.
''Mr olu, i want the jury to be aware that you testifying against your own will and that in order to persuade you to testify,the state had agreed to plead to the lesser charge of manslaughter instead of murder of which you were charged with.Is that true?''

''Yes,sir.Mr olu,are familiar with the defendant,Seth Balogun?''.''Yes,sir,said Olu.''What is the connection between the two of you?''

''I worked for Seth.''

How long have you know the defandant?''

''8 years,sir.''

''Were you close to the defendant?''

''Objection,My Lord!''Pat adedeji,Seth's attorney was a tall,white haired man in his early sixities,the mafia's lawyer shouted. ''The prosecutor is trying to lead the witness.''

''Objection sustained.''

''I'll rephrase my question.In what capacity did you work for the defendant?''

'' I was what you would call a clean up man.''

'' Would you please explain?''

'' Well
,if anything goes wrong,i straighten it.''

'' How do you do that?''

'' You know......

'' Objection,my Lord.This line of question in irrelevant''.

''Objection overruled:The witness may answer.''
CelebritiesRe: Since When Did Anna Ebere's Booty Become This Big? by Dantee005(m): 9:23am On Nov 09, 2015
Dey ask me...
LiteratureRe: Blind Justice by Dantee005(op): 1:43pm On Nov 08, 2015
Ibrahim had taken no chances.He had prepared for this case with extreme care.He had carefully gathered evidence,typing up every loose ends and closings all legal venue of escape Seth lawyer might exploit.

His star witness,Michael olu was heavily guarded 24/ 7 by well trained men.Witnesses were known to have mysterious accidents.Michael location was changed every night and so were his guards.This was to prevent infiltration.........
It was the triall day.

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LiteratureRe: Blind Justice by Dantee005(op): 1:30pm On Nov 08, 2015
Prologue
Two predators were closing in on their prey.
The prey,Seth Balogun,sat at the defendant's table,a quiet handsome man in his early thirties.His hair was fashionably styled and he had deep dark eyes.

The predator was Ibrahim bello,the state attorney.He was short and powerfully built like a bull and wore a military crew cut.

Under normal circumstances,Ibrahim would not be in the court room this day.He had a large mass of attorneys to pick and assign this case....But Ibrahim had known from the beginning that he was going to handle this case personally.

Seth Balogun was the son-in-law of Chief Oyedepo Akanbi Balogun,the ''Capo'' of one of most dreaded Mafia in Nigeria.Chief Akanbi was getting old and it was rumoured dat he would take his fathers place as ''Capo di Capi''.

Seth had been involved in scores of organized crime ranging from murder and arson but no attorney had ever been able to bring up any evidence against him.There were too many powerful lawyers behind Seth.Ibrahim himself had spent five years looking evidence against Seth............Then he hit gold....

Michael Olu,one of serh's minions,had been caught in a murder committed during a robbery.In exchange for his life,Michael agreed to testify.
LiteratureBlind Justice by Dantee005(op): 12:53pm On Nov 08, 2015
Copyright © 2015 by dante
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DISCLAIMER: Characters included in this story are COMPLETELY FICTIONAL. No similarity to any person either living or dead, places(real locations) and organizations is intended or should be inferred.
CelebritiesRe: Sport Betting by Dantee005(m): 7:46pm On Oct 12, 2015
07035474018
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 New School Artistes Whose Song Gave Them Fame In 2015 by Dantee005(m): 5:51am On Oct 07, 2015
But shes right......i neva heard of small doctor too.....
hatux:
Those ajekpako babes above me dey form butty... To tear you slap dey hungry me undecided.

You don't know small doctorhuh Its like you live in the underworld....

Good list Op

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