₦airaland Forum

Bauchi is for buhari

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" **We have a very young population; our population is estimated conservatively to be 180 million. More than 60 per cent of the population is below the age of 30. A lot of them have not been to school and they are claiming that Nigeria has been an oil producing country, therefore they should sit and do nothing and get housing, healthcare and education free* .

1. Identify where the word " LAZY" is hidden in the statement above. (30 marks)

2. Summarize the paragraph above in one sentence. (30 marks)

3. Is the statement above true or false.(10 marks)

4. Does the statement offend you? If yes, why? (30 marks). Good luck

USE OF ENGLISH:

" **We have a very young population; our population is estimated conservatively to be 180 million. More than 60 per cent of the population is below the age of 30. A lot of them have not been to school and they are claiming that Nigeria has been an oil producing country, therefore they should sit and do nothing and get housing, healthcare and education free* .

1. Identify where the word " LAZY" as hidden in the statement above. (30 marks)

2. Summarize the paragraph above in one sentence. (30 marks)

3. Is the statement above true or false.(10 marks)

4. Does the statement offend you? If yes, why? (30 marks).

Wahala dey

BUHARI 1 Senate 0.

As they allowed the so called herdsman to go freely. How did they know they are herdsmen.

Please want to ask lai Mohammed, Why obanikoro's name got missing from your list of looters?

Congrats

Continue making noise there only one almajiri school is equal to the wailers vote. One man one vote

A WOMAN THATS MORE BRILLIANT THAN MARYAM SANDA: Women be like her Please

A woman in Yola Adamawa State took her husband's Phone and access his Facebook, she realise and see romantic charts he does with women. She sat down and think of the possible way that she can easily use to separate him with the women. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge. She came up with the following methods

1- She copied all his conversation charts with one of the women.
2- She open a new Facebook account with a Male name
3- She send a friend request to the husband, and he accepted the request unknowingly is his wife.
4 - After accepting the request. They started charting and she hide her identity and introduced her self to him. She said "I'm Abu Dar'daee by name, a Member of BOKO HARAM. I saw all your conversation charts with my wife. Therefore I want to use this medium to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to continue existing on the earth. To clear any element of doubt to you, I have all the conversation with me and hear they are, you can see.
5- So, if you never stopped chatting with my wife then I'll slaughter you like Ram.
6- I know you. I truly know you your name is Jamilu your father's name is Mohammed, your mother's name Khadija, you have 3 childrens. Al'ameen, Zahara and Yusuf. Abdulrahman is your best friend and Usman is your neighbor. You are a Lecturer working at FCE. You also go to work 9:30am with your friend Usman, you follow Jambutu street and you spend time together. I'm warning you if you dea call, text or chart with my wife again I will slaughter you like a Ram as I said earlier".

The wife was close to him while he's reading the text. As he's reading it, he was sneakng, and repeating Innalillahi WA innaillaihirraji'un. she asked him what happened, he said nothing. He immediately deleted his Facebook and whatsapp and any other social media.

The following morning, he went and sold the phone in the market and bought an ordinary Nokia. He told his wife to awake him when ever is time for prayers.

She said that from that day, he always used to concentrate on prayers rather than wasting his time charting before.

Efcc carry on.. .. : ; :

It's better let's peace take its effects

Oil search in the North as nnpc discovers 21 wells full of oil in lake Chad borno State. https://www.naij.com/1004228-confirmed-promising-results-buhari-nnpc-discovers-21-wells-full-oil-north.html

Good for them

I regret all I said about Buhari's health.
~Ayo Fayose.

Buhari is my adopted father.
~Ayo Fayose.

19/August/2017

*May your enemies be as confused as this psychiatric case. Amin!*

I regret all I said about Buhari's health.
~Ayo Fayose.

Buhari is my adopted father.
~Ayo Fayose.

19/August/2017
on NTA 10:18am.
*May your enemies be as confused as this psychiatric case. Amin!*

*BREAKING NEWS*

"We have to be very prayerful in Nigeria these days because of calamity the heavy rain is causing.

A married man was found today on the bed of a single girl that lives 3-streets away from his house. He claimed it was flood that carried him away & put him on the girl's bed.
Men need to stop going out in the rain to avoid being carried by flood to somebody's bed.

WE AWAIT YOU, OH OCTOBER
Posted by Adamu Aliyu Kiyawa
All Northerners should eagerly wait for October 2017 and brace up for a new dawn of economic opportunities and properity. I am talking of the enormous economic and job vacuum that will be left by the Ibos after their mass exodus at the expiry of the deadline given to them which will be filled by us for our future prosperity and we'll-being. It saddens me that for every Naira I spend, much of it goes to the Ibo on the purchase of one thing or the other. Who benefits more between the buyer and the seller of goods? I can do without certain goods but I cannot survive if nobody buys my merchandise.
The deadline and the impending exodus cast my mind back to 1967. Prior to that first exodus, virtually every small, medium and big business in my hometown (by the standard of the time) was owned by Ibos. All the shops and all the tables of wares in the commercial area of Kiyawa were owned by them. Enter the market on Friday - the market day. All you see in the market stalls were Ibos. All you could hear was their singing and drumming on wooden boxes. You would hear more Ibo language spoken than Hausa. Kiyawa was then a very prosperous commercial town as a result of farming activities. Groundnut, cotton and hide and skin were the major attraction.
The Ibos had a head start in commercial activity that led to their dominance for the very reason that all manufactured goods came through the South or were made there, so the they got hold of them first and brought them to us. But the penchant for domination by them extended even to other activities, including sports. I could remember that in my home town only one local young man forced his way to be allowed to play in the all-Ibo teams practising in the local public primary school's football pitch. They freely moved around every part of the town, and prowdly too, unpurturbed - men in shorts and women in skirts. The Northerner even today will feel like a total stranger walking in the streets of Aba in his native attire. In the evenings they would go the abattoir for vultures, or inside the traditional neighbourhood for bats, or the river and ponds for frogs. They eat some and smoke and send some to the east. What a celebration of some sort if a donkey, horse or cow were to die? Since Muslim tradition prohibits eating of dead or hoofed animals the site becomes a temporary abattoir for the Ibos. Vultures, bats and frogs were becoming extinct until that fateful event of 1967.
When they were asked to go home by Ojukwu to establish their own country, as we were told by our elders, they abandoned their businesses after taking what they could. Of course a lot of the locals wept for losing their friends and we sobbed for our classmates who were leaving us, not realizing that it was a new door of opportunity that was opening for the shrewd ones among the locals. Very soon, many people started merchandising in what was thought to be the preserve of only a particular ethnic group. Things have never been the same for the local economy since then.
When some of the Ibos, especially the adult, came back after the war, see how people would gather at the front of the palace of the Village Head, their first port of call, to welcome them. Every now and then, news would spread of the arrival of yet another surviving Ibo. "John is back. He's also alive." The news wold go round and recieved with joy. It was like relations that were thought dead returning after all hope was lost. The returnees came back with the clothes they were wearing as their only assets. I could remember a certain John's shirt sleeves were folded to the elbows because they were dead at the elbows for over-use. And that was all he had. They soon picked up through borrowing from the local businessmen with the guarantee of the village head and other notables in the town. My father was one.
Well, history is about to repeat itself come October. Whether the whole circle of that history will b

The month of bonanza, give sadakat, feed the poor

Masha Allah welcome Ramadan the month of bonanza

And some idiot calling this man to contest for Bauchi governor come 2019 mtcweeee

Masha Allah bidah is a disease

Mr p Trump you lack the quality of leadership . That's all

I began to Fear Alcohol On The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking he was in a nightclub saying "this DJ go kill person ooooooooo"

When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sing the track?
I say na Yamaha featuring petrol.

Gun shot currently in damaturu but according to a friend there said is a clash between security forces. Details later. ......

Good development, up PMB!!

This is serious, well done dsss

Have you heard about the guy that wrote R.I.P On Buhari's Photo on twitter??

The Guy was arrested and taking to court and the Judge asked him what he meant by R.I.P? The Guys says he meant "REMAIN IN POWER"

Case Closed!!!

I smell something

Hello nairalanders, I was invited for an interview and asked this question. You are giving a project to execute. 3 people have same idea while you have a different idea and also have the believe that their idea is wrong . What will you do? Will you join them or not?

Alhamdullh, happy New Year to Muslim Umma

The new owner of Nitel ( Ntel ) I'm not been hearing about them, are they still in the business or they silently withdraw.