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~Sauron~:
I can bet he is already wanking.
His computer screen should be covered with jizz by now.

I doubt someone with a penile dysfunction can cover much lol

~Sauron~:
Great!!! Men don't care taking care of 10 grown babies so don't compare MEN to WOMEN.

I know we'll come back to this real quick but I'll give it a rest.

~Sauron~:
It is not.
Men and WOMEN are not equal.
Until a woman can marry 3 husbands and put em in her house, women and men can NEVER be equal.

If she were like me she could, if other men wouldn't bitch about it. Also, I don't want to take care of 3 grown babies.

d-ROC:
You guys are just monsters! the reason I'm cool with tee*ice is because she's not like all you vampires. Even her words beautiful. Don't let me come after you losers. Leave me and my homegirl alone.

@tee*ice

I can melt your ice all day loooong baby.

What a slut lol. The closest you'll come to her is your computer screen.

~Sauron~:
Of course.
I am a striker. . . . .I have a prolific goal scoring record.

Hence, you have the most coveted trophy as MVP and no it doesnt mean most valuable playa

tee*ice:
Thanks hater, so much for something called gal power.
Like i said my ice dey melt no mean say i dey cheap or i be LovePeddler.

I didn't call you a LovePeddler or say you were cheap. I said that statement was cheesy. I also love how you tossed the word hater. Like yeah I hate that d-Roc is tryna get at you lol

~Sauron~:
Nope. . . . . . .they are SMART!!!!
Who wouldn't want a royal treatment from a woman, cash to splash around with the possibilty of ferocious love making at nights.
It's the women that are getting PLAYED not the men.

But it is not the same if a woman did that right?

~Sauron~:
I am not a PLAYA.

but you play on the field, right?

Seriously though, you are making my ice melt?? How corny is that? https://i43.tinypic.com/nbb591.jpg

~Sauron~:
Naija men fall in love quickly for the dough, travel papers and errrrm, the coochie.

So they whores in all meanings of that word.

~Sauron~:
Fake ass. . . . . no wonder you always come last in class.
U met someone virtually 7 mins ago and you already know he/she is diamond?? Clap for yourself.

Jesus Wept!!!!

Remember when we said Nigerian men fall in love quickly, that is exactly what we meant lol

tee*ice:
You are making my ice melt D-roc

Grab a hold of yourself woman.

d-ROC:
tee*ice,

Never mind those guys, they can't recognise a diamond  anyway.
tee*ice, I'll be you friend even non of these other bozos wants to. Love ain't always about the physical or superficial.

Yes I am, remember my heart was the first to answer your call when your heart beckoned to mine now these haters want to tear us apart.

Let's start a thread for just U and Me.

What do you say gorgeous?

Are we "falling in love" already?

davidylan:
At all . . . morenike charmed me with her nature.

What exactly about her nature?

davidylan:
Ok stay there speaking english. When you are ready to make friends you'll post the picture of your boobs.
Mind you no pixel manipulating allowed.

OMG David!!! Is that how you and Morenike became "friends"?

tee*ice:
Would you be friend with me or my boobs?

Girl, don't give in lol

lol @ david and 4Play.

tee*ice:
Thank you D-roc
You know there is a thread about "why nigerian men fall in love quickly"
You are not one of those men are you? lol

No he's the one who opened some thread saying women are gold diggers

JustGood:
From what I have seen in life, I'd advise a man to marry a girl who lives with her parents rather than a girl who has learnt to live alone.
there's just something that seems to happen to a woman who has lived alone for sometime. 

JustGood:
It just seems that majority of them have problems with their marriages. Could be that they are chosing the wrong men. . . could also be that they have become too independent for the kind of commitment that is required to make for a long lasting marriage. . . could be any reason at all.

Just my observation

https://i43.tinypic.com/2ljm4iq.jpg Go sit down somewhere and re-observe.

@poster, it is different but if you have the money for rent, food and transportation and you have trained yourself to be responsible for yourself that is, you've learned to cook, do the laundry and other house chores, you're straight.

tee*ice:
that is funny i wonder how heis taking this insult you have just lashed at him. lol

He won't catch it.

tee*ice:
@dapheonix
I am, new to this so pardon.
Wat is so bad about D-roc?

I don't know . . . what ever is bad about retarded people is what is bad about him.

You make friends by being a regular poster. If you were, you'd know that d-Roc isn't the best option as a friend for you.

Get into college and you'll have the freedom you seek.

HeatFusion:
They shoulda stopped the vidoe at 3:15, 3:16 onward is just flatout GAY

hahahaha well it was the 80's, early 90's.

eek. . .

doyin13:
need say no more. . . .I now love it too

lmao I love YOU Doyin

~Sauron~:
A woman president?? Hilarious.

https://i39.tinypic.com/24g3msg.jpg

So don't tell me anything about men all of a sudden wanting to obey women. Dude is a LovePeddler lol

~Sauron~:
A ring??
Getting a woman laid is becoming an easy task these days.

So why aren't you married?

~Sauron~:
Adam obeyed Eve.
Samson obeyed Delilah.
Abraham obeyed Sarah when she insisted a whole FATHER OF FAITH must sleep with a house-maid.
There's nuthing new under the sun.

NOW you are really lucky I don't know where you live, I would come by to give you a public lashing. How about you obey women and let us be president?

~Sauron~:
Go and tie his slinky then.
For all you know the poster might be doggy-styling the married woman as we speak.

Being the slut he is, that is plausible.

~Sauron~:
Sex would cure your aches.

lol I refuse to be cured until I see a ring on my finger.

~Sauron~:
He would. . . . . . . . . . . .When men don't obey women, y'all don't like it.
This dude wants to respect the woman's wishes and yet y'all are still complaining.
How can one satisfy a woman??

hahahaha You have to obey with your head. If she told you to jump off a bridge, she obviously doesn't mean it . . . unless she is like me, then she does mean it.

~Sauron~:
Thats Africa for you.
Polygamy is not right, FGM is not right, the poverty and diseases are not right.
Don't expect the poster to be right. Let him get on with it.

I cannot let him get on with it. That isn't what my pastor to me preached today.

~Sauron~:
Thatz no excuse to me. . . . . .U have never heard of sexual healing??

Yes but this ache is resistant to it lol

~Sauron~:
How is he the slut??
It all bores down to what the woman wants.

If she wanted to kill him, would he go? No. He knows that the opportunity to have sex is gon' be there.

~Sauron~:
A married woman soliciting for sex in Naija is a super-LovePeddler.
Thatz the mentality.

Does that make it right? IMO both of them are whores but HE is the super-LovePeddler.

~Sauron~:
U wish. . . . . .I don't start what i don't finish.

Oh protecting the ol' ego I see. Anyway, like I said I apologize . . . I had a headache lol.

~Sauron~:
There's only one way to find out and that is if the poster honours the invitation.

I bet he will honor it, he is the slut.

I can't even go on with this, it's obvious the story is untrue.

~Sauron~:
It is my duty to ensure i don't marry a LovePeddler, isn't it??

OMG!! So she's a LovePeddler but he isn't. You're lucky I don't know where you live. Btw, if you knew this man well, you'll know he's the lead slut.

~Sauron~:
Canoodling doesn't guarantee sex. . . . .U of all people should know better.

lol me?? Look, I'm sorry I wasn't in the mood when we canoodled ok? I'll make it up to you.

~Sauron~:
Many factors could come up. Let him find out what the woman has in store before y'all bring out the daggers.

Sure, maybe she inviting him to a guest house for bible study.

tope2000:
Isnt this the same dude that posted a while ago abt dating a 20yrs old girl??
Pls pls stay with ur wife n kids ahn ahn

I know right!

~Sauron~:
Why ignore a woman's request??

lol Sauron sometimes you amaze me. It could be your woman he's about to sleep with https://i43.tinypic.com/iqisqr.jpg

~Sauron~:
What is to say sex is on the cards if i may ask??

They were handling and kissing passionately seconds after they met, how much more when they have hours to themselves. Plus, did you miss when he said

f I choose to go, the only way to avoid having sex is leaving my manliness behind.

Outstrip:
The poster is married? 

Yes.

@poster, so what happened to the 20 year old girl you were all up on last week? Every week a new story.