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tbaba83, the first picture is still my fav. These other ones are just not getting there.

death @ "They only care 'bout themselves & how they feel. . ." We are not the ones who impregnates someone else and runs away because we want to take responsibility.

segzi cres:
my pics. ladies don't call my phone.

ch . . . https://i43.tinypic.com/iqisqr.jpg I haven't called Debo, Doyin, Stephen all 'em real hotties, why would I want to call you?

chamotex:
Why don't you go and shag his best man?

Do me I do you

The female brain is not focused on sex.

Grizzly:
Well phoenix, that u find a pack of luckies in a guys or chics pocket doesnt necessarily mean they are 'smokers'. I know people who smoke becos d winter is killin 'em.
B T W its not cigs that turned obama's lips black, its WEED!

There are so many other HEALTHY ways to stay warm in the winter.

Bleep-You:
Anytime i see a girl generally, i dont see how cute and fine she is, all i do is look at her lips and throat. I imagine how many d***ks those lips have sucked over the years gone by and how many gallons of sperm that throat has absorbed. I immediately hope that i too can add to those gallons of sperm in her throat.

That is why i rarely kiss a woman. Its too repulsive to even think of the kind of things those lips have sucked and attracted. Whenever they laugh or smile, i dont see the beauty one bit but how deep that throat is to swallow anything and instead of imagining how attarctive those teeth are, i see cum ooozing and dripping from their mouths. Cums from different men!

Thats why i find it so hard to see a so called cute chick and admire her.

Even when i check out the profiles of some chicks on nairaland, all i see are those lips and throats filled with sperm from men that either have gonorhea, syphilis, STD, sore d**ks, uncircumsized d***ks and a host of medical ailments that these so called cute chicks have swallowed and sperms that have been drank shamelessly and you expect me to appreciate them?

In fact the cuter, the more worrisome because the amount of cum that would have been stored in her throat should be enough to fill a refinery!

Iyama

lol why do I feel like that secretly turns you on?

tbaba83:
@ DaPhoenix.  
why dat pix. is it me or d packs of kfcs that u are admirin, . anyway thanx. Any chance of u postin urs

You just look much better there. I posted mine TWICE yesterday.

I still like this one best.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/130586_n1093299020_30251664_4209_jpge31ce61e6e6c3ba9e1b77c0217fc2d73

Oh . . .


I like this best

www.nairaland.com/attachments/130586_n1093299020_30251664_4209_jpge31ce61e6e6c3ba9e1b77c0217fc2d73

I like it.

Bleep-You:
lol@ bole kaja

Me too i would love to finger a girl with hot chilli pepper fingers some day! It would be a very hilarious moment for me! Some girls need that sort of thing to teach them a lesson! or during a hot doggy, replace my d**k and insert a candle instead but come to think of it, a boiling ring wont be that bad too o!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*rolls eyes* bole kaja, we know it's you. You don't have to use multiple ids.

bluespice:
i live in a place where every other person is a smoker
the most common conversation starting line is "do u have a ciggarette?"
so u see?
smoking is really not a problem in my opinion
just dont blow it in my face
my hands fly off at odd tangents

I know!! Or do you have a lighter?

bluespice:
j/k im asthmatic

Aww . . .

yeah I'll go ahead and marry him in hope that he sleeps with my sister, best friend, cousin, co worker and other females in my life.

KarmaMod:
Ive already emailed Bukky your evil posts

Send her email address to Tpia lol

Aloy.Emeka:
Yes, she wears dungarees. Bye bye, make I go prepare to join her for morning prayers.

Prayers will not change you for the better.

Aloy.Emeka:
Abeg make i leave you go before my woman catch me for this nairaland. She don ban me for this site and i no wan wahala this early morning.

Seems like she wears more than just the pants.

gabrywyl:
I saw South park the other day.

ROFLMAO!!!!

*can't breathe*

Aloy.Emeka:
Not when am paying for it.

rofl!! How much you pay your wife for sex then?

Aloy.Emeka:
Shut up and post the damn picture johr.

Don't you know how to ask for stuff nicely?

https://i42.tinypic.com/2lu9nxt.jpg

gabrywyl:
Wow! Phoenix, today Im amaze with you. You usually would sound really straight and you would post that moving picture thingy but today. heheh!

I've changed.




























https://i43.tinypic.com/nbb591.jpg

gamechange:
@poster

Its all psycology.
The fact that he says he wants to leave is a tactic that immediately puts you on the defensive. I remember a few years ago a friend of mine was caught cheating by his wife and he used the exact same tactic. He came home apologizing, saying , since he had been caught, she deserved better, he would have to leave, she in turn started to beg him no to go, that she was willing to work at the marriage. This now is a standing joke which we constantly reminisce over when we hang out. This guy has you where he wants you. If you love someone, you do not hurt them, period. Thats my belief and no phantom or silly reason anybody comes up with can change that. I am human and I have urges and desires which I candidly would tell my wife, so we do take joint action to rectify the situation rather than hide and jump at every opportunity a girl throws at me. I love my wife too much to want to make her sad or hurt, its enough of the excuses, real men dont do stupid.

Its appears to me that your man has you wrapped around his finger, he knows you can't leave him, and dont be fooled thinking this is the only time he has been unfaithful, just accept that this is the one that got blown over cause of the STD he infected you. At the end of the day, no one on any forum can really advise you. The situation is your cross to bare, you know him, is he in your life for you or is he in your life for himself? If for you, then maybe it really is an aberration otherwise do the right thing.

Bravo!!!

I would post my picture but you might be over excited and try to break out of your cage.

Aloy.Emeka:
Is that a problem?. I am an equal opportunity lover. I don't subdue women.

Equal?! Shut up! She'll beat the shit out of you if I tell her you said that. She's the head and that's settled.

Aloy.Emeka:
Or fantasizing about the angelina Jolie that you can never be. Bad girl.

Either way he's masturbating and I don't want him FURTHER reducing his sperm count.

PS Angelina wishes she was like me

https://i42.tinypic.com/18p35t.jpg

stillwater:
Who needs your pittance?

death! Forgive him, he finally got a job at McDonalds.

Yeah, you should tell your boyfriend what's going on.

Aloy.Emeka:
No, my wife will beat the hell out of me.

Oh she wears the pants in the house?

@topic,

Never let a man spend more than 15 minutes in the shower, he is probably masturbating.

Aloy.Emeka:
Exactly because the man's image will be tarnished. i can't stand the scandal.

https://i43.tinypic.com/nbb591.jpg

Aloy.Emeka:
Imagine peoples mag, Ovation, Time, Newsweek, Guardian, Sun(UK), Sun news, CNN, Al jazeera, Fox, BBc etc all talking about same story: [size=14pt]Aloy. Emeka was caught with adaka(female monkey).[/size]

Being the attention LovePeddler you are, I bet you'll love every moment of it.

Never let a man like the one above be seen with you in public.

I'm scared of him.

St.Funmi:
When will a woman have the time to dictate when the exercise usually lasts for only a minute?

rofl!! The details from his exercise just leaked

Him: Let's have sex
Her: *sigh* ok

a minute later

Her: Baby go faster.
Him: . . . I'm done.

Never let a man stay too long in his comfort zone.

Never let a man know that his best friend loved the food and more.

davidylan:
you really can?

What are we talking about?? lol

Never let ANYONE know what happened after you read this poem.